I run a funeral home, I don't know how to teach people how to slay demons

The cool night breeze blew in through the door.

In a daze, Lu Changsheng turned over lazily.

The warm blanket wrapped his whole body, like a super seal, imprisoning him tightly on the folding chair.

Let's sleep for another 5 minutes...

Lu Changsheng set a goal for himself for the third time, but heard a "coo coo coo" sound beside him.

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Er Gouzi and Lu Changsheng looked at each other, and both of them revealed hunger and laziness in their eyes.

After Lao Long's training, Lu Changsheng thought that he had made great progress in the skill of staring, and looked at his little apprentice with confidence, vowing to never lift his butt off the folding chair first.

Er Gouzi was obviously not as experienced as his master, and he was defeated in just a few seconds. He had to cover his face with a blanket and COS his senior brother's corpse.

Just when the situation was at a stalemate.

"Master, Er Gouzi, it's time to eat!"

Gu Jia's crisp voice came from the restaurant behind him.

The aroma of food followed the apprentice's shout and entered Lu Changsheng's nose. He jumped up from the folding chair as if he was electrocuted and rushed to the restaurant.

"Senior sister, how can we live without you..."

Er Gouzi's flattering voice and hurried footsteps came from behind.

Looking at the table of food, all made by Gu Jia alone, Er Gouzi was a little embarrassed and planned to curry favor with his senior sister before picking up his chopsticks.

As a result, the master who did not follow martial ethics had already sat down and ate like crazy.

The tender ribs with fresh meat juice were disappearing from the plate at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Er Gouzi didn't care about that anymore, he sat down and joined the battle.

"Master, when you fight the enemy, do you feel an inexplicable sense of familiarity?" At the dinner table, Gu Jia suddenly remembered the conversation with Hong Ye in the morning, and asked curiously.

Lu Changsheng had just snatched the last piece of pork ribs from the chopsticks of Er Gouzi, the evil disciple, and thought for a moment after hearing Gu Jia's question.

"Master has never experienced the inexplicable sense of familiarity you mentioned."

"Maybe every time you fight, you don't have time to think about it."

Lu Changsheng is actually not a good fighter. He has never received special training, and every time he fights the enemy, he relies on speed and strength that far exceeds the enemy.

This is even more true after obtaining [Netherworld Fire].

The so-called moves, supernatural powers, coercion, and tactical coordination are all fancy and unnecessary actions for Lu Changsheng.

Why waste the effort if you can kill with one sword?

He naturally doesn't have much understanding of fighting.

"It has nothing to do with Master..." Gu Jia nodded and muttered thoughtfully.

After dinner, Er Gouzi took the responsibility of washing dishes. Lu Changsheng watched cartoons with Gu Jia in the living room.

All the important things in Changsheng Hall seemed to be daily necessities and companionship.

Simple and boring, but never tired of it.

Until Lu Changsheng saw the ending animation of the cartoon for the third time, his mobile phone "beeped" and a message flashed.

"Boss Lu, come out for a drink tonight~"

Looking at the message from Thirteenth Sister in front of the screen, Lu Changsheng had no time to edit the good news. Five seconds later, the second message came again.

"I'll treat you tonight~"

"(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ"

Lu Changsheng chuckled helplessly, deleted the words "some other day", and typed "OK, see you later."

......

On the main road of Yaoguang City.

A black military vehicle with a military academy license plate was running wildly. A pair of wipers were swinging weakly, and one of them was obviously overwhelmed and could only shake twice symbolically.

"Yuxin! We are not... not that anxious... You... hold on!" Qiao Xiaohui hugged her brother tightly and yelled nervously.

Qiao Jiang grabbed the handrail tightly, closed his eyes, and dared not say a word even though the wind from all directions blew his curly hair.

"Such a big thing happened in Yaoguang City before, and we didn't participate. This time we can't miss it again. Lao Li said that if we don't catch up, he won't wait for us."

"Yang Chao and Wang Sheng, those two disloyal guys, actually flew away first. They don't have any team spirit at all!"

Liang Yuxin became more and more angry as she thought about it, and she stepped on the accelerator again.

With a crisp "click", she suddenly felt empty under her feet.

After ten seconds of silence.

"Xiaohui, check, the accelerator of the car is broken, how to brake." Liang Yuxin said calmly.

"Just step on the brake! Do you need to ask?" Qiao Xiaohui's voice began to tremble, and it was unknown whether she was angry or afraid.

Click!

After a short silence.

"The brake seems to be broken too." Liang Yuxin remained calm.

"Liang! Yu! Xin!"

"I will die in your hands sooner or later!!"

Amid the wailing of the Qiao brothers and sisters, the military vehicle was like a huge black rat, and it drove away in the blink of an eye.

The exhaust gas and the smoke left a long black mark in the air.

On the side of the road, Lu Changsheng pinched his nose and waved his hand helplessly.

"Why are there so many military vehicles in Yaoguang City today?"

"Is it going to cause trouble again?"

Lu Changsheng muttered softly.

He didn't plan to fly to the barbecue stall to keep the appointment tonight, first because Lu Changsheng felt that it was cheap to show off his supernatural powers in front of ordinary people, and second because the barbecue stall was very close to Changsheng Hall.

After passing three streets, Lu Changsheng saw the familiar barbecue stall.

Duan Xiaorou had already ordered supper, and her eyes were scanning the crowd.

The first time she saw Lu Changsheng, she jumped up excitedly and kept waving her hands.

"You look quite energetic. It seems that you have been living well recently." Lu Changsheng didn't intend to be polite to Thirteenth Sister. After sitting down, he grabbed the skewers in front of him and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Boss Lu, I knew you would be fine."

"After the Sun Rebellion, I was worried. What if you died? I still owe you a meal!"

"It's okay, it's okay. You look lucky and it's not easy to die."

"Hurry up, let's eat tonight. I just paid a balance. Now is the time to be generous."

Duan Xiaorou is still the same. Once she starts talking, she talks nonstop.

"Sun Rebellion?" Lu Changsheng unscrewed the beer in front of him with a "puff" sound, and asked in surprise, "Didn't the Demon Slayer Department announce that Li Junchang illegally held a sacrificial ceremony?"

"How is it related to Sun City again?"

Duan Xiaorou raised the beer, tiptoed, stretched out her hand and touched it with Lu Changsheng, "Boss Lu, you are too naive."

"What the Demon Slayer Department said is just a polite remark, which can't be counted."

"I heard that Sun City has long wanted to be independent, Li Junchang has forced the emperor to abdicate several times, but was suppressed by Lin Yuan. "

"What a bullshit conspiracy of Li Junchang, it was just that the conflict between Sun City and Yaoguang City intensified, and Sun City fought desperately, but failed in the end."

"They just found a random excuse to convict Li Junchang of a crime."

"In the power struggle, the winner is the king and the loser is the enemy, this is normal."

"You will understand it naturally after you see more in the future."

The Thirteenth Sister looked like she had seen the world and talked freely.