I run a funeral home, I don't know how to teach people how to slay demons

Based on Lu Changsheng's understanding of his apprentice, he had already thought that if he arrived at the front line, Er Gouzi would definitely find various reasons to escape the battle, so he naturally made sufficient preparations.

He spent 1,000 mall coins in the system mall in advance to buy a voice changer, just to be able to express his apprentice's position at a certain key node.

Let everything go smoothly according to his plan.

Er Gouzi's eyes were full of panic, and he wanted to open his mouth to explain.

I didn't say that just now!

I didn't!

I'm not!

Don't talk nonsense!

But an invisible force locked his mouth tightly, making him unable to speak.

The terrible whisper of the master also sounded in his ears.

"Er Gouzi... You don't want to wake up and find yourself sleeping in a pile of monsters, right?"

"Hehehe..."

Er Gouzi imagined that scene, subconsciously shuddered, his eyes instantly became much clearer, and he completely gave up resistance.

Ji Yun watched the expression on Niu Aotian's face change more than a dozen times in just a few seconds, and he couldn't guess what the other party was thinking.

He just felt that the newcomer in front of him seemed to be a little sick.

"Since this is your own decision, I won't object."

Ji Yun patted Er Gouzi's shoulder, found his warhorse, turned over and jumped on the horse's back, turned his head and said, "On the battlefield, life and death are determined by fate and wealth is determined by God. Let's all try to survive!"

Er Gouzi looked at Ji Yun's departing back, stretched out his hand in a panic, and shouted desperately in his heart.

"Brother, don't go, don't you see that I'm threatened?"

"Please persuade me again!"

"Hey!!"

"I'm easy to persuade!!"

......

Half an hour of preparation time passed in a flash.

Outside the endless tent, the three members of the seventh team were ready to go and were doing the final inspection.

Da! Da! Da!

A burst of rapid horse hoof sounds came from the tent, from far to near.

Er Gouzi rode on a warhorse and took great pains to find his teammates. If it weren't for his master who had been guiding him, he would have almost missed the gathering time.

"What's going on?" Ji Li looked at Er Gouzi, who was panting, and looked at Ji Yun in confusion.

"He didn't want to take your approach, and I didn't tell him the gathering place. He found it himself." Ji Yun shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly.

"Boss, we have done our best. Everyone has his own life. If he wants to go, let him go."

"Nonsense!" Ji Li glared at Ji Yun fiercely and said, "This is murder! Are you going to watch him die?"

Er Gouzi was so moved that he was about to cry. He shouted loudly in his heart, "Captain, you are right! If you can speak, just say more!"

But his mouth twitched unconsciously, and a voice exactly the same as his sounded in front of him.

"Stop talking so much, and get on the road. I feel uncomfortable if I don't kill two monsters today."

Ji Li, Kong Shaoyou and Ji Yun were all stunned, frowning and looking at Er Gouzi, and a thought came to their minds at the same time.

Why are you still pretending?

You will die if you don't brag!

"You are so arrogant, A Li, is this the new great god in your team?" The person who spoke was a middle-aged man about 35 years old.

He was thin, with sharp eyes and traces of frost on his face, showing the hardships he had experienced in performing missions in the wild for a long time.

As the captain of the fifth team, Liu Changxin happened to leave the camp at the same time as the seventh team today. He wanted to say hello to Ji Li, but heard Er Gouzi's arrogant speech and couldn't help but tease him.

"Who is this person?" Er Gouzi leaned his body slightly and asked in a low voice.

"Liu Changxin, the captain of the fifth team, is our mortal enemy. He has robbed many of our people. Otherwise, why would we always fail to fill the quota?"

"That guy has only served for one year, but he has already climbed to the position of team leader. He had pursued the leader before, but was rejected. Since then, he has often come to trouble us."

"It's because he relies on his uncle and the captain's friendship. If it's all based on ability, the leader could have been promoted long ago. How could he still be a team leader after so many years?"

Although Kong Shaoyou still doesn't like the "second-generation ancestor" Niu Aotian, he is a member of his team after all. When facing outsiders, he still explained carefully.

"So he is a relative, I thought it was someone else. What I hate most is people like you who have no ability and rely on nepotism."

A sharp mocking voice sounded in front of Er Gouzi, accurately pointing to Liu Changxin.

Liu Changxin, who originally wanted to chat with Ji Li, was stunned, twisted his thick neck, and looked at Er Gouzi and asked uncertainly.

"What did you say?"

Er Gouzi just wanted to find a hole to hide in at this moment. He has always been an honest man and has never done such a cruel thing.

But the invisible force strangled his body tightly. Not only did he not retreat at all, but he also raised his chin arrogantly and looked at Liu Changxin with a disdainful expression.

The corners of his mouth opened and closed automatically without control.

"I said you are a person who got to the top through nepotism."

"I said that what I hate most is people like you."

"I said you are a stinking garbage."

"Have I made it clear enough?"

"A little bit."

Ergouzi closed his eyes in despair. According to his master's approach, it would not be long before the entire scout team would regard him as a public enemy.

What evil had he done?

But in Liu Changxin's eyes, it was a different painting style.

The newcomer in front of me has an arrogant attitude and an arrogant expression. He even looks at himself with his eyes closed and his nostrils?

"Hmph... Newcomers have quite a temper. If I remember correctly, you are the seventh team that has always entered through the back door, right?"

"How can you have the nerve to say that others rely on connections?"

Liu Changxin had only heard about the situation of a related person who got a super dick, which meant that he was forced to jump in and join the scout team. He had not found out the details of Ergouzi yet, so he was still restrained when he spoke.

"Of course it's from the perspective of strength. I can crush someone like you to death with my little fingers, but you dare to compare with me."

Niu Aotian's voice sounded again, and this time even Ji Li, Kong Shaoyou and Ji Yun were stunned.

You have Mao's strength, and you start from the perspective of strength.

Why are you so brave?

"Hahaha..." Liu Changxin laughed angrily, hiding his true thoughts with a smile that was uglier than crying.

He hasn't figured out Niu Aotian's true identity yet, so it's not time for him to fall out, and even if he wants revenge, it won't be here.

Today Niu Aotian dared to embarrass himself in such a big way in front of the seventh team and his subordinates. Liu Changxin will never forget it.

"It's a good thing for young people to be energetic. I hope you can be as brave as you are now on the battlefield."

After that, Liu Changxin waved his hand and galloped away with more than a dozen members of his team.

Ergouzi regained control of his body. He struggled and stretched out his right hand, reaching towards the retreating figures of a dozen riders.

He wanted to explain something, but all he saw was smoke and dust on the ground, and three pairs of strange eyes from his teammates...

"Be brave, Ergouzi. Every protagonist will experience this kind of provocation. These people are just stumbling blocks on your way to success. Just kick them away."

Lu Changsheng was still assiduously caring for his apprentice, completely ignoring Er Gouzi's hopeless expression.