I run a funeral home, I don't know how to teach people how to slay demons

Back to the store.

What Lu Changsheng didn't expect was that there would be customers today.

A young man, dressed in black, sat lazily in the hall. He looked very ordinary, the kind of person who would disappear immediately if thrown into the crowd.

At this moment, he was staring at the rows of old actors on the display wall, thinking.

"Customer, please accept my condolences." Lu Changsheng took the flyer handed by Gu Jia, waved his hand gently, and asked the child to go to the house to rest. The two apprentices have helped a lot in the past few days and are exhausted.

"I don't know which relative of the guest has gone on a long trip. Our store is having an event. We have recently launched a new package called [Bloom! Senior]. We will install the latest booster on the coffin and take it to the sky with the customized extra-large fireworks."

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"Guest, just imagine the scene. The sky is full of fireworks, and your relatives are right there in the dim lights. It's really too impressive!"

Hua Quan looked at Lu Changsheng with a frown. He finally understood why the business of this store was so bad.

Who in his right mind would want to see a coffin flying?

Drifting hearse can no longer satisfy you, right?

"Ahem..." Hua Quan coughed lightly, "I am the Shadow Guard of Dark Moon Pavilion, you can call me Hua Quan. I am not here to do business with you today."

"It's okay, customer. Who can say for sure about life and death? You don't need it today, but you may need it tomorrow. I have heard of Dark Moon Pavilion. The mortality rate is very high. It is our high-quality customer." Lu Changsheng stuffed several business cards into Hua Quan's hand without caring whether Hua Quan was willing or not.

Hua Quan was confused by Lu Changsheng's trick and almost forgot about today's business.

"Lu Changsheng."

"The owner of Changshengtang suddenly appeared in Lincheng four years ago. All previous records were zero, as if he appeared out of thin air."

Lu Changsheng was stunned, thinking that this opening line sounded familiar...

"I accepted Gu Jia and Guan Shan as my apprentices a year ago, and my master is the newly promoted Ghost Zhai agent Ghost Snake."

"I broke into Jubao Pavilion alone and killed the former Pavilion Master Guan Weicai."

"Starting seven days ago, Ghost Snake has been looking for cult members like crazy, and has killed all the remaining cult members in Linjiang Province."

Hua Quan stared at Lu Changsheng, and his originally relaxed eyes suddenly became extremely sharp, with a burning gaze.

"Don't think that there is only one intelligence department in the world, Ghost Zhai."

Lu Changsheng shook his head in disappointment. Forget it, another day of work in vain today.

He was not in a hurry at all. The things Hua Quan said were all done by Ghost Snake. What does it have to do with him, Lu Changsheng.

"I represent the Dark Moon Pavilion and the Demon Slayer Division to ask you a question." Hua Quan approached Lu Changsheng step by step, with the aura of a sixth-level walker, ready to move.

"What is your master, Ghost Snake,'s attitude towards the Demon Slayer Division and the demon race? Why did Ghost Snake, who had been keeping a low profile before, suddenly start killing recently?"

"My master..." Lu Changsheng's face was full of reverence, and his acting skills came out at will.

"I was taught since I was a child that I am ashamed to be born as a human..."

"No, being born as a human, we must prioritize the human race. All enemies of the human race are our enemies, whether they are demons or cultists, and we must kill them when we see them."

"It's a pity that my master, the old man, taught me nothing except the skills of a white-handed person. I really want to kill the enemy, but I am powerless to save the situation."

"I can only guard this small shop and live in Lincheng. Every time I see my master's feats, I want to follow him, but my master always teaches me that everyone , as long as you contribute to the human race, it is meaningful. "

Lu Changsheng grabbed Hua Quan's hand, calmly stuffed a few more business cards into it, and continued, "My value is to send the final care to those human heroes who sacrificed heroically."

"However, the world is difficult, and this century-old store that my master gave me is on the verge of bankruptcy. I often think, if I die, how can I face my master. "

As he said this, Lu Changsheng pretended to accidentally knock over the sundries box beside him, and the blood donation certificates fell all over the floor.

He originally planned to collect a box and sell it as waste paper.

"I can only donate blood in the rear and do my best for the frontline soldiers. Over the years, I have accumulated tens of thousands of CC, which should be considered a contribution to mankind, don't you think, sir?"

Hua Quan saw that Lu Changsheng was getting more and more outrageous, and hurriedly waved his hand to interrupt, "I just want to ask about your attitude towards the Demon Slayer Division, why are you crying?"

"I hate it! I hate my useless talent. I haven't learned the fur of my master at all. I thought I taught a good apprentice, but in the end he had to be suspected because of my useless master."

"Even if he is an SSS-level psychic, even if his psychic power is the most powerful elemental system, it's useless. Following a master like me, he is destined to be unappreciated by the Demon Slayer Division. Forget it, I'd better take him back to the countryside and do some funeral ceremonies with me, at least he won't starve to death."

Lu Changsheng deliberately emphasized the key words "SSS-level psychic" and "elemental system", fearing that Hua Quan didn't hear clearly.

"No, who said the Demon Slayer Division doesn't want him? He's the first place this year!" Hua Quan suddenly became anxious.

If the higher-ups knew, he would come to inquire about it and ask Guan Shan away. He would probably be eaten alive by those old guys.

He heard that several old guys in the academy had already drawn their swords to fight for this good seedling.

"That's useless. As a master, I have already used up all my strength to support two apprentices. I can't support them anymore. Let Guanshan and I go back to the countryside..."

"No, can you please not misinterpret my meaning!" Huaquan was really anxious.

"Guest, listen to me..."

...

Huaquan left Changsheng Hall in a daze. When he came to his senses, he still had an invoice and a receipt in his hand.

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Huaquan's mind was empty, and he just wanted to ask himself, "Why am I here?"

......

Lu Changsheng hummed a little song, kept some of the money he earned, and transferred the rest to Hongye, and his mood suddenly improved.

"Master, didn't the guest just say that he didn't need a set meal?" Guanshan just came back to life and came to the dining table with dinner from the kitchen.

"So I say, your service is not up to par. No one is immortal. Everyone needs our service."

"If you are new, practice more!"

Guan Shan showed an admiring expression and humbly accepted the criticism from his master.

"By the way, Gou Shengzi, don't leave yet. Master will teach you another skill." Lu Changsheng remembered that the system still had a chance to extract skills.

Guan Shan's eyes lit up and he looked at his master excitedly.

But he soon seemed to remember something and asked a little nervously, "Master, it should be... not [Wild Dog Roar], right?"

Lu Changsheng glanced at him and didn't say anything. He was obviously a little dissatisfied with his apprentice's tone.

Dog system.

[I am here]

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