I run a resort hotel in the end times
Chapter 57: Dog food is so delicious
Xia Yan took a step back to make room for the two of them.
"Brother? Brother!!" Lu Jue smelled the familiar smell and looked up ecstatically.
It's really my brother! Lu Jue happily held his face, gave him a sip, and rubbed his forehead in a very affectionate manner.
"Brother~ Xiaolu misses you~"
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The man was stunned for a moment, then a doting smile appeared on his face, "Be good, my brother misses you too."
Lightbulb Xia Yan pursed his lips tightly and slowly looked away.
Good guys, where are the siblings we promised? This is obviously a pair of lovers!
Xia Yan, who had swallowed hundreds of kilograms of fresh dog food, couldn't stay any longer. He quickly ran downstairs, lay down on the air conditioner outlet, and blew the hot air on his face so hard that it could roast sweet potatoes.
The sweet bubble drama at eight o'clock in the evening reappeared in front of her eyes, and Xia Yan couldn't stand it.
The screen and reality were completely different things. She even felt like she saw love bubbles floating in the air and smelled the lingering affection between the two!
"Boss Xia...are you okay?"
Ye Qi was changing into his mother's clothes, hanging loosely on his body.
He stared at her silently for a while, wanting to remind her not to blow the air conditioner like this, as she could easily catch a cold...
But Boss Xia seems to have been stimulated by something. He always holds his cheek and screams strangely...
somebody is coming!
Xia Yan almost died in front of the air conditioner.
Taking a deep breath, she put on a smile and said in a calm voice, "It's okay. Do you want to go out?"
Ye Qi was looking at her worriedly, as if there was nothing wrong with her except that his face was a little red.
"Well, I just saw a level 2 zombie nearby. Let's see if we can deal with it."
"Then go quickly."
Xia Yan's mood has dropped from the top of the roller coaster to the ground, and he no longer feels excited.
After watching Ye Qizheng leave, she sat back on the sofa, turned on the TV and found a middle-aged and elderly dating show.
The pilot film was being played at this time - in front of the camera was a 50-year-old aunt wearing instant noodles, introducing herself with a smile.
"Hello, my name is Zhang Meimei. I have been a big sai fan since I was a child. This is my only hobby and no one can take it away! The old man before me is also very handsome, but God took away my love. I look forward to meeting true love in the show and completing the second half of the show hand in hand! "
Then the camera cut to another aunt with long curly hair wearing a camel coat. She smiled shyly at the camera, raised her hair slightly, coughed lightly, and spoke in a gentle voice——
"Hello everyone, my name is Gao Yan. I am 58 years old. I own a BMW and a large villa of 500 square meters. I have two good hot pot restaurants under my name, with a daily income of over 10,000 yuan."
"The requirements for my partner are actually nothing, and my sister doesn't mind being younger. Isn't it more energetic at a younger age?" Aunt Gao Yan covered her mouth and smiled, and continued: "I hope to be in better shape and have a fitness foundation. I understand the concept of fitness. Maybe it’s because I’m getting older, and sometimes I feel like I’m not capable enough... As long as I’m interested in it, this 100,000 yuan will be my reward, and I’ll keep getting various gifts in the future!”
Aunt Gao Yan said as she took out a big red envelope from her pocket. It was so bulging that it was very eye-catching, and the camera even gave a close-up.
Realizing that she had found a treasure, Xia Yan happily threw the remote control aside, bought a chocolate sundae from the food court, and ate it while watching.
Xia Yan laughed when he heard Uncle Zhang saying that he was not good at housework and had difficulty moving around. He hoped to find a new partner who could take care of him and their home.
The first step is to find a young and beautiful man who doesn't want his retirement money. The second step is to add that he can serve him without asking for anything in return.
Xia Yan after the apocalypse heard the abacus.
Uncle Zhang even boasted that his ideal type would remain unchanged for many years. This means that a man will remain a boy until he dies!
Xia Yan couldn't wait to go in and pull his old skin and ask him how many layers of skin he had to say such shameless things?
Fortunately, the aunts are well-informed and are no longer the simple girls who were so easy to deceive back then. They simply said, "You are so paralyzed, why should I take care of you? You can find a nanny!"
The angry uncle looked embarrassed.
Xia Yan just wanted to say well done!
To deal with such people, you have to directly tear apart their hypocritical disguise. If you want to argue with them and clarify the truth, you will be the biggest fool in the world.
How could a man who could say such a thing have no idea? Just like you can never wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep.
Seeing the aunts leaving without looking back, Xia Yan gave them likes like crazy.
Cool!
For a moment, Xia Yan couldn't look away from her eyes and expressed her full approval of the views of the lovely aunts inside.
This kind of variety show is especially suitable for people with a love brain to watch. Watching more can make you smarter!
Xia Yan decided that as long as there is a love brain in the store, she will keep playing it on a loop!
Haha, she is so bad! But she likes it so much!
...
As it gets dark, customers rush back to the hotel one after another.
As soon as I walked through the door, I heard the interview coming from the TV, and the three people sitting on the sofa having a lively discussion.
"Little girl, auntie tells you that you must choose a man carefully in the future, and don't be deceived by his appearance. Some men are particularly good at disguising! They only show their true colors after marriage, and some even wait until you give birth to a baby. !”
"...What's the original form...a snake?"
Wang Mei looked like she was hating the iron, and said anxiously, "What kind of snake! Auntie means a man's mouth——"
"Auntie, Xiaolu is still young and doesn't understand this." Lan Wu raised the corners of his mouth in a suitable arc, gently pulled Xiaolu into his arms, pinched her round earlobes, and looked at Wang Mei with gentle and stern eyes. Some alienation.
Wang Mei suddenly became a little embarrassed and did not dare to say more.
Lu Jue stared with wet eyes, wandering between the two, not quite understanding what was going on.
Xia Yan smiled and endured the hardship.
"Mom, I'm back."
Wang Mei, who was trapped in the whirlpool of embarrassment, was so happy for the first time that her son was back, "Hey, he's back, let's go upstairs and wash up before eating!"
He said, grabbing his arm and walking upstairs.
Ye Qizheng, who didn't know what was going on, followed him obediently. Maybe it was because his mother loved him so much...
"Boss Xia, please help us change to a double room." Lan Wu withdrew his gaze, took out the room card of 201 from his pocket, and handed it to Xia Yan together with a second-level crystal core.
"Sister, we plan to play for a few days before going home, so I can still eat delicious food for a few days!" Lu Jue jumped out of Lan Wu's arms and ran to Xia Yan's side, circling around with her little antlers in her thick hair. Very obvious.
Xia Yan couldn't help but stare at the fluffy antlers, his fingers ready to move.
Lan Wu saw her intention and frowned almost invisible. He stepped forward to block her view without leaving a trace. After taking 304's room card and thanking her again, he put his arm around Lu Jue's waist and took him to eat.
The child's boyfriend is here, so he can't touch him casually.
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