I, Sakazuki, Will Not Take a Dog Easily

498. Divorce and Longmen Swearing (Part 2)

When the phone bug's slow call rang frequently from Kaido's waist, the governor of the Beasts Pirates, who was drunk, almost thought that he had some kind of auditory hallucination.

After belching loudly, the drunk giant picked up the microphone resting on the carapace on the back of the phone bug.

"Crooked?" Kaido howled indistinctly when he came up to the microphone: "Who are you looking for?"

Looking at the blush on his cheeks and his precarious figure, it is not surprising that he fell asleep on the spot in such a drunk state.

But the strange yet inexplicably familiar voice that came from the mouth of the phone made Kaido wake up for the most part in an instant.

I only heard the slightly frivolous strange male voice ask: "Are you here? Take a step to talk."

The Four Emperors, who had the prestige of the world's strongest creatures, frowned in confusion, as if trying to find out in their minds which face matched the voice.

Immediately, he didn't know what he thought of, his lips trembled a little, opened and closed several times and finally turned into a deliberately lowered voice: "Fox??!"

Lindemann had already taken a step back to get away from the phone bug. He covered his ears and waited for Kaido's outburst of angrily roaring on the other end of the phone.

Unexpectedly, the facial expression of Kaido imitated by the phone bug was not angry, but Kaido deliberately lowered his voice to solicit from the other end of the phone: "Fox, are you unable to get along in the navy? You play around, but these are the past, don’t take it to heart, a talent like you who can both make up stories and gather information, come to the Hundred Beasts Pirates to be the [Three Disasters]!"

The drunken dragon is very interested at the moment, and he wants to lobby the other party a few words, but the person on the other end of the phone has already changed: "Kaido, you are really brave enough to recruit Lindeman in front of the old man?"

Immediately, this wild and unrestrained giant like a demon god restrained the casualness on his face. Whether it was the strength of that guy or his prestige and status in the navy, he needed to be cautious:

"[Akainu] Sakaski, it turned out to be your fault."

Sakaski could clearly see that the phone bug accurately simulated Kaido's sarcasm and mocking expressions when he said this: "What do you want to do? Repeat the old trick and lie to me a second time?"

Seeing the obvious hostility shown by the other party, Sakaski was not polite, and turned back around the corner: "Oh? I didn't expect you to remember the first time. After all, the old man heard that your memory is only seven seconds time."

"Navy bastard! I still remember the 'good deeds' you did." When mentioning this, Kaido seemed to hate lingeringly: "You call yourself 'Old Man Mountain' and plan a top-notch event in the world. War, and then I f*** believed in your evil, was pushed down to the ground by White Beard and led the men, and was beaten hard."

Obviously, he took the initiative to approach Kaido for negotiation, but Sakaski still did not forget to prove how poisonous his mouth is: "So easy to be deceived, do you want to show that you are stupid?"

Kaido, who was aroused by a few words before, calmed down after hearing Sakaski's mockery.

Because only he himself knows that the last time he believed in Sakaski's deception was not because he was hopelessly stupid, but that every word that came out of that guy's mouth was deeply rooted in his heart.

It seems that every sentence is extracted from his own consciousness and ideas, but he said it through the mouth of Sakalski.

Kaido picked up the jug that was left aside, took a few swigs with his head tilted back, and then casually wiped the remaining water stains on the corners of his mouth with the back of his hand: "The strong live, the weak die! I thought I found a confidant!!! I found the most understanding My inner buddy!

The results of it!!!?

You say to Lao Tzu 'I'm sorry I'm a navy??'”

Still in the state of drunken madness, [One Hundred Beasts] howled unsatisfactorily: "I even sent someone to rob the fox!!"

Deliberately using the words "deceived" and "stupid" to induce Kaido. Psychological research shows that for people who are deceived, they pay more attention to their image in front of others-to save face and beat them to death without admitting that they are Pay the IQ tax.

Thereby looking for plausible excuses and reasons to cover up from many levels and angles.

Let him maintain the mentality of "thinking results that are not affected by external factors", and inadvertently lure Kaido to recall the tacit understanding and sympathy with Sakasky in the thinking mode.

Only then did Sakalski's first phase of his heart attack plan be declared a success.

Sure enough, Kaido didn't hang up the phone in a fit of anger: "Akainu, you've been rambling so much. Explain your intentions, your real intentions!"

Sakaski, who continued to play Kaido's routine, knew that only by making persistent efforts can the links be intertwined. Therefore, his words at this time were full of provocations:

There is one of the world's top wars about to start. It's hard to imagine that militants and war lunatics like you would choose to live in a corner and stay in the backcountry of Wano Country. "

"Huh?" Beast was taken aback when he heard the words, and then grinned loudly: "Oh? Interesting. I thought your navy would be the last thing to see me messing things up!"

And Sakasky is not hypocritical, the Navy Headquarters is extremely afraid of Whitebeard and others, if a big pirate at the level of the Four Emperors really wants to fight to the death, even Kaido himself will have a headache.

Thinking of this, he admitted frankly without making much concealment: "It is precisely because of this that I want to negotiate a deal with you."

"Hahaha, what did I hear? Akainu, the general who hates pirates the most, offered to negotiate a deal with us pirates?

It seems that the two old men with white beard and golden lion. Has it really caused serious trouble and pressure to your navy?

Incompetent, right? "This monster with the title of the strongest creature seems to be quite gloating.

Resisting the idea of ​​following the radio waves to beat Kaido, Sakaski laid the groundwork step by step: "Most of the high-level combat power of the navy is gathered here to fight against the floating fleet island group led by the two pirate legends." , It is not an exaggeration to say that it stands on the top of the world [War on Top], no matter who wins, the pattern of the world will change."

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"This old man speculates wildly that with your character and temper, you will join the world's top battle without hesitation." Sakaski sneered again and again: "Since your purpose is only to participate in this top battle war to death,

So, why not consider working with the Navy?"

As if he heard a big joke, Kaido couldn't stop laughing. His thunderous voice shook the whole cave: "Cooperate with the navy? I'm a pirate!"

But he never expected that Sakaski would speak quickly and asked: "Pirate? What are you compared with real pirates like Whitebeard and Golden Lion? You have always caused troubles alone, but He's just a fighting madman under the banner of pirates!

Since you don't have the kind of obsession that real pirates have in your heart, it means that you don't have to fight for [pirates] in essence!"

After a long absence, through the analysis of Kaido's design and the actual situation of the world, Sakaski has a sufficient understanding of its philosophy and action policy.

And he is best at turning this information difference into his own big advantage:

"Admit it! I know what you really want in your heart, what are you desperate to build right now?

If you want a top-notch war, then I will give it to you!

If you want to find the meaning of your existence between life and death, then I will give it to you too!

Even, I can give you a legion. An army composed entirely of animaloids. "

Before Sakaski finished speaking, Kaido asked first: "What did you say?!"

It's no wonder that Kaido was very surprised. He knows how difficult it is to form an army composed of people with pure animal abilities.

Even the Navy headquarters with deep pockets and abundant resources. It must be extremely difficult to do this, right?

Every word of the other party stepped on Kaido's heart, just like Beast himself admitted before, maybe he and Sakasky are currently in a hostile relationship, but from a psychological point of view, this navy who is always hostile to him On the contrary, the general is more like a "confidant" in a certain sense than those subordinates.

"Tell me about your conditions. Such a generous reward is really exciting." [Hundred Beasts] also clearly knows that high returns must have high risks.

Since Sakalski dared to say this, the navy has a big plan this time.

"I want you to assist us. Kill Whitebeard and the Golden Lion." After saying this, Sakaski waved to Lindeman, signaling him to send the frequency of the videophone bug.

As one of the four emperors, the big pirate's eyes shone with a sharp light:

"Hahahaha, you really dare to say it!! But how does this uncle know that you are not using me as a weapon again? That animal army is just a bait to lure you out?"