I, Sasuke, wear Hokage

Thunder Country Port.

This is not in the category of ninja villages, which are only military units of a country, and except for the ninja village, which gathers a large number of ninjas, only a small number of ninjas are outside the ninja village.

Unless they are on a mission.

Three kilometers from the port of the Land of Thunder, there is a stretch of sand.

The wind is beautiful, the sky is clear, and the wisps of white clouds are like light yarn.

The calm sea is sparkling, the breeze blows, and only a few fishing boats sway slightly.

Goo.

Only in the buoy floating calmly on the surface of the water, swaying with the waves.

“Hmm~~! ~~！ ”

On the fishing boat, anglers hum a ditty.

“Kishimoto, haven’t caught a fish yet?” One came from under the ship.

It was his companions, a couple of good water properties, who were swimming in the sea.

“You swim yours!” Kishimoto said angrily.

“Hahahaha! Brother Kishimoto is really a dry duck who can’t swim”

“Hahaha, Brother Kishimoto is a fisherman but can’t swim, it’s better to be a ninja!”

“…. Hahaha, Brother Oda, don’t laugh…”

Several people laughed at this chat, which made Kishimoto’s stomach burn.

Also ninjutsu?

I’m a fisherman and know JB ninjutsu?

“Hahaha! I’ll show you what real swimming is! The man named Oda smiled, and the whole person swam like a fish swimming on the surface of the sea.

“That’s awesome, Brother Oda!”

“66666″

Oda was praised very much, and the whole person was triumphant, and he sped up a little.

“I was the champion swimming in the Land of Thunder back then!” Oda said proudly, and the whole person turned over like a fish and turned into a backstroke.

“Of course, Brother Oda is strong”

“Brother Oda is a celebrity…”

“Yes, Brother Oda… Eh, what is that? A man wearing a swimming cap also wanted to join the horse, but suddenly saw a white dot appear on the horizon and was approaching this side.

“Is that…?” Oda turned to look.

Sure enough, there was a white dot, which seemed to be a flying splash.

I saw that the white dot was getting closer and closer, and the speed thief was fast.

When everyone can see clearly what the person is coming, their eyes will pop out.

“That… What is that!!! One exclaimed, and his entire jaw dropped.

“Yes… Is it a |person?! “After the other person saw the person coming, he almost didn’t choke to death,

“Swimming! How could people swim so fast! ”

“Brother Oda?” A younger brother turned to look at Oda.

Oda is a senior and well-informed, he must know what’s going on.

“Nope… Not people… That’s not a person…” Oda Mizu was the best, and his eyesight was actually the best, but at the moment he muttered, as if he saw something terrible.

In the cold gaze of everyone, the white shadow that got the countless white splashes was slowly approaching.

“Yes… It’s muscle|meat!! Oda was shocked, like being struck by lightning, he stretched out his hand slightly, and his voice trembled,

“That’s muscle meat!!”

“It’s a ball of muscles that can swim !!!.”

“Oooo Sasuke’s arms were like propellers, spinning wildly and pushing himself forward.

“Wow!! Get out of the way!! The crowd panicked and fled in a hurry.

“Not good! Directly reckless head-on! ”

Brush la la !!!

Sasuke’s arms were like a motor, spinning wildly, and rushed through several people.

The fierce wind blew the faces of several people to deformation, and the mouths of several people were blown square, not shaking.

The splash was even higher than what was seen in the distance before, and countless fish and shrimp were carried into the air.

Whaaaa!!!a

Several people were carried by the rising waves, flew in the air, and then fell into the undulating waves.

“Whoosh!” Sasuke plunged into the water, his legs sliding quickly, shuttling through the water quickly, and rushing towards the coastal beach like a torpedo.

After he left, several people came out of the water.

“What the hell was that muscle just now…” Oda touched his face, opened his eyes, and panted.

Everyone had palpitations.

And Kishimoto on the ship broke out in a cold sweat.

Just now he was not in the water, so he could see clearly.

So is he a person!

Kishimoto is dumbfounded!

How is it possible for a person to do this?

No, it’s not a person, fish can’t do this!

Kishimoto thought so, and suddenly, another sound appeared in the water.

Swish!

What’s going on again?

Kishimoto was shocked, not only him, but several people in the water were even more surprised.

Poof!

Another person drilled out of the water.

“What’s ?!!? again?” Everyone was stunned.

I saw a red-haired and plump figure coming out of the water, holding a shark’s tail in his hand.

“Uchiha Sasuke, where have you been~” The red-haired woman ignored them, but looked left and right.

Then anchor in one direction.

It was exactly the direction that Sasuke had swam earlier.

The red-haired woman made a mark, grabbed the shark, and slapped it on the shark’s butt.

Fish shark I shoot escort art!

The big shark eats pain and swims forward quickly.

“I’m coming! Sasuke Uchiha~! ”

Terumi and the shark dive into the water, swim quickly, and then disappear.

“I: I’m leaning, it’s a ninja…” Several people looked at Terumi’s departing figure in amazement, and only after a moment did they hold out a sentence.

When Kishimoto on the ship heard this, he couldn’t help but be stunned.

“Is it a ninja?”

Kishimoto doesn’t really want to be a fisherman, he has a dream of being a novelist.

In his dream, he is a super ninja who dominates the ninja world, and even the legendary Six Dao Immortals who founded the ninja world cannot match him.

Unfortunately, as a person who can’t even learn basic chakra refining, how can he write about the real experience of a ninja?

Still that sentence.

He Kishimoto knows a send bar ninjutsu.

I thought that life would continue to go on like this.

I didn’t expect to see such a scene today.

This made his mind sink and move again.

“A boy who can’t cultivate Chakra, but he has a ninja’s dream, in the fiercely competitive ninja world, he is indomitable, and has developed his own unique ninjutsu ‘muscle|meat ninjutsu’ strong enough to be comparable to the predecessors in the ninja world!”

The momentary inspiration made Kishimoto extremely excited, and his muscles and flesh trembled a little.

“But…” Kishimoto thought to him, “if I write casually, then I must be an unsubscribed pouncer, and I have to find a prototype…”

Not…

Kishimoto touched his chin and rolled his eyes: “I heard that there is a movie star in the Land of Fire who is very strong, called Uchiha Sasuke, let’s use him as a prototype, and the name of this book is called…”

Kishimoto looked in the direction Sasuke left.

“The Legend of Muscle|Meat Shinobi”

……

Half a day later.

On the streets of the port of the Land of Thunder.

“Sure enough, it’s foggy and foggy”

Sasuke walked down the street, and people came and went to cast their attention.

This is still a land area, not like the terrain of Yunyin Village.

But the unique climate makes this place foggy and humid.

Call~!

Sasuke took a deep breath and trembled slightly.

Muscle|flesh… In the breath | breathe.

“Hmm… I have to find someone to ask where Yunlei Gap is,” Sasuke looked left and right at the shops on the street.

He really didn’t know where Yunlei Gorge was.

“Oh hehe~~Lost muscle|meat man oh” A petite suddenly came from behind.

“？？？” Sasuke turned his head in surprise.

I saw a red-haired woman appear behind me, a little familiar.

A red hair, revealing an eye that is extremely charming, plump lips slightly curved, a black-framed glasses add a sense of intellect, wearing a tight V-neck T-shirt and a trend jacket unique to the country of thunder, black silk stockings and travel shoes, carrying a backpack, and holding a map in his hand.

It’s about thirty years old.

“You are??” Sasuke looked a little familiar, but didn’t recognize it.

“Huh” The woman was the disguised Zhao Meiyu, and Shi Shui followed all the way.

To be honest, she almost didn’t die of exhaustion these days, and if she hadn’t manipulated the fish to bring her over, she wouldn’t have been able to catch up with Sasuke.

However, in the end, as a water shadow, even if he is a flower idiot, Chakra is still much higher than the average ninja.

A few hours after Sasuke’s arrival, Terumi dressed up specifically to achieve his goal.

Seeing Sasuke a little surprised at this moment, Terumi smiled secretly, “Sure enough, my disguise was successful, and I specially chose to dress up as a young man now, showing the charm of youth, and really attracted Sasuke Uchiha, I really am a genius!” ”

The first move of the three tricks of the man in the light of the beauty of the woman, pure love and charm!

Attract Sasuke Uchiha through his excellent appearance~!

That’s right, Terumi is to contact Sasuke Uchiha, find a reason to start with him, find out his preferences, plus his three tricks of slashing men, and then fall in love for a long time!

“Cough~lost muscle|meat man, you seem to be confused, I’m a tour guide~Where do you want to go??” Terumi opened the map in her hand and leaned in front of Sasuke, triumphant.

He even lowered Yue Hun a little, and his voice was extremely charming.

The map he just bought over there, it should be fine to fool him.

According to Meiyu’s appearance, she didn’t know that there were two people not far behind her who were quietly watching.

“This… This damn older unmarried baffle! “Qing and Chojuro are in the corner, and they are about to collapse.

Obviously, in order not to let the fifth generation of Mizukage rebel village escape, Qing and Nagajuro also used all their means and followed.

But they came by boat.

At this moment, Qing Zheng had a constipated expression on his face.

What, it turns out that you defected |came to find Sasuke Uchiha?

How old is Sasuke?! Although he is tall, his spear is not even full! Can you have a little pen count in your heart as an older unmarried woman?

Qing’s eyes are about to fall out, fortunately there is a seal, otherwise the white eyes will be gone!

“What to do! Qing-sama! We have to get Lord Mizukage back!” Chojuro was nervous to death.

All blame this Uchiha Sasuke!

Sasuke Uchiha! Rival!

Can’t Lord Mizukage see me? Do you like big muscles?

“What to do… What to do…”Qing Yi |

Chojuro bit his lower lip and looked at him.

“There you have it! We’re going to make Sasuke Uchiha ugly in front of Mizukage-sama! Green eyes lit up.

“Oh?” When Chojuro heard this, he immediately understood the meaning.

Let Uchiha Sasuke make an ugly appearance in front of Mizukage, and then Mizukage-sama loses interest in him, and will obediently meet Mizuno-kuni!

Defected? Have you heard of a shadow from any village who defected?

No one will believe it!

“But we also have to be careful not to reveal our identities, lest we be dragged into the water,” Qingdao said.

“Then we…” Chojuro looked at Qing’s glaucoma.

“We…” muttered Aoshi, whispering in Chojuro’s ear, “Beep…”

“Oh… Oh… Oooooooooooooo Chojuro listened to Qing’s words, and his expression gradually distorted.

At this moment, Sasuke and Terumi’s conversation also came to fruition.

“Yunlei Gorge?” Terumi was dumbfounded.

What are you doing there?

And I didn’t notice my movements at all!!

Just now, Terumi deliberately lowered her chest, but found that Sasuke did not respond.

This disappointed Terumi slightly.

Abominable, do not be discouraged by momentary failure,

Cloud Thunder Gorge? , the road is still quite far, just enough to have a care along the way, deepen the relationship, along the way, the old lady shows her charm, not afraid that you will not surrender.

“Whether it’s going or not!” Sasuke was a little impatient, and waved his big hand, a gust of wind.

A sweaty smell with male hormones came to her face, and Terumi was going crazy.

“Go, go, but guest, you have to change your clothes,” Terumi said with a grin.

“？？？” Sasuke had a question mark on his head, “Why?” ”

Why so many B things?

I went to Yunlei Gorge and robbed the woman and couldn’t I run?

“You don’t know about this, you see that you are so handsome, dashing, strong, with a set of suitable clothes, isn’t it a higher level?” Zhao Mei approached slowly, and said softly, “Besides, traveling to a country and wearing their clothes will also make each other feel close, this is a pleasant journey, isn’t it?” ”

Well, when changing clothes, with the reason of “tailor-made” …

“Gee… I’ll grab a girl… Wait, yes,” Sasuke said impatiently, suddenly thinking about it.

Yes, if you wear the costume of the Land of Thunder, will it also make Sister Samui feel respected and valued?

Women are men who like to value themselves.

“Makes sense, let’s go buy clothes, wait, what are you doing?” Sasuke nodded, only to find Terumi stroking his chest.

He also had a blushing expression and drool obsessively.

“Suck it, I’m looking at the map to the Thunder Gorge…” Terumi stroked Sasuke’s chest muscles obsessively, and suddenly woke up, “I’m Gan!” ”

Damn, before I knew it, I touched it.

This muscle, flesh, too sexy.

Terumi wiped her saliva.

……

At the same time, the entrance to the port town of the Land of Clouds.

“Lord Kirabi, I think we’re going a little too far,” Omoy said through a toothpick.

“Baby who paints, baby who paints, little mustang that gallops and an eight-legged cow ghost~!”

Chirabi was rapping wildly, and he couldn’t help but be stunned when he heard this, “What? ”

Since separating from Sasuke, Kirabi’s rap skills, who have been infused with artistic thinking, have increased, and he can suppress the rhyme at the beginning, so he is in a very good mood now.

“We sneaked out like this again, Lord Thunder Shadow knows that he will definitely kill us” Omoy gritted his toothpick and frowned.

“Omoi, you’re so prodded,” Karui came over, “If it were Sasuke Uchiha, he wouldn’t be so scared.”

“Am I instigating? I’m doing this from the heart! Omoy retorted, “And what are you mentioning him for?” ”

Samui, who was standing on the side, rubbed his shoulders and was silent.

I don’t know why, I have a strange feeling.

She looked at the surrounding streets.

Could it be that Lord Lei Ying will chase after him?