I, Sasuke, wear Hokage

(Don’t order the back, I’m revising, full revision)

“You actually crave muscle!!”

“yes!! I crave muscle!!!!! ”

The weasel burst into tears, blood and qi welled up, and saliva splashed out.

Huh?! Itachi|body one|shock, suddenly realized that something was wrong!

“What do I long for?!!

The weasel was directly stunned, what is it called my desire for muscle | meat! This has something to do with what you said earlier!?!?

At this time, only a popping sound was heard by the bushes, and then a violent vomiting sound came.

“What?”

The ferret turned his head to look at the bushes.

But I saw a personal pants dragged to his knees, lying on the ground and looking at him, with vomit in front of him.

Two people look at each other!

“Ah Fei?!”

“Weasel!”

Two people roared in their hearts, lying in the groove, what are you doing!?

“Hey, didn’t he come up with you?” At this time, Sasuke also turned his head, and the monk Shoji scratched his head, looking at Itachi pointing at Obitodo:

“Why is he spitting on his bare ass?”

Itachi was stunned, looked at Obito, and then at Sasuke, you ask me? I don’t know? Haven’t you seen him like this before?!

“Why are you spitting with your bare ass??” Itachi looked at Obito, and the ghost asked poorly, with a critical look in his eyes, and a bit of hatred that iron is not steel.

“I…. I…” Obito was confused, how should he explain this situation now?!!

And what’s going on with your eyes? Why am I spitting on my bare ass? Why don’t you ask the muscles in front of you!?

Haven’t you drunk the wine that your muscular brother soaked in with a big snake pill? Your brother’s heart is so big!!

No way… I have to change the subject, I can’t let this topic continue!

“I… My central nervous system disease has been committed again, and I always involuntarily feel sick to my stomach and want to take off my pants! Obito casually found a reason, quickly lifted his pants, stood up embarrassed, and wiped the vomit at the corner of his mouth.

“So you have a neuropathy?” Itachi was stunned, Fei had always regarded himself as Uchiha in private, but he was always nonsensical in the organization, and he was grinning, this contrast actually made Itachi always quite suspicious.

Now he is vomiting with his bare ass in this | again, which is not like normal people do | things.

Looking at the vomit that Obito wiped the corners of his mouth and looked at himself sluggishly, the weasel showed a look of sudden realization.

Does Uchiha have neuropathy?

“Do you look at you with that expression?” Obito wiped the vomit at the corner of his mouth, the psychological grass turned upside down, and quickly changed the topic: “What about you, what are you doing?” You just said you crave big muscles?! ”

“I…” the ferret was immediately stunned.

What I just said… That’s not what I wanted to say!! Who knows how long this bastard brother’s brain circuit is! What about yarn? I was guided by him!

Itachi was about to retort, but saw Sasuke looking at him with compassion, and then at Obito, his expression a little suspicious, “You two… It’s a bit suspicious…”

Cold sweat broke out behind the weasel, so you will be discovered! If they fight, with Sasuke’s strength, they will definitely not be able to leave for a while.

Moreover, the weasel looked at Obito, I still have a guy with a neurotic attack, if he comes, no one will want to leave today!!!

“Yes… I… I crave big muscles|meat! I want to become a muscle overlord like Patriarch Uchiha!! Aha! I like muscle and meat the most! Big muscles|meat men|people are the sexiest!! ”

The weasel hurriedly shouted, sticking his waist in and laughing.

Let’s count it…

“Oh?” Sasuke’s eyes lit up, and when he heard Itachi say this, the look of doubt disappeared, and he laughed and patted Itachi’s shoulder, “I know that people who crave muscle and flesh don’t lie.”

“Whew…” Itachi breathed a sigh of relief, and when he raised his eyes, he saw Obito looking at him with an expression of disbelief.

That’s not what I wanted to say!

Ay!!!

This is the end of my fame!

The ferret turned his head in shame! Leave a tear behind.

“Itachi, it turns out that your real purpose is this…” Obito looked confused at this time.

“You guys give me back to investigate whether the lower muscles exist!” My subordinates don’t even know their blood succession limits! Investigate bad words….”

Ringing in his ears, Payne’s words before leaving.

“Itachi… You…” Obito was speechless in surprise, and a sudden whistling sound came from his stomach.

Purr————!!

Burst…

Obito was suddenly startled, and felt that his abdomen was loose, and something was released…

It’s like a fountain.

Obito: “….”

Itachi: “….”

Sasuke: “….”

“Huh…” A hint of death appeared on Obito’s face, and then suddenly smiled, “… Never mind… It doesn’t matter anymore”

The ferret covered his face.

“Uh… Patriarch Uchiha… My friend seems to be sick, I’m afraid I can’t accompany him… This leaves the “weasel embarrassed smile…

“Uh… Are you leaving? Sasuke pinched his nose, feeling very disgusting, and wanted to take the soil and disappear quickly, but he felt a pity when he saw Itachi’s thin appearance.

Itachi walked up to Obito and looked at Obito with a disgusted face.

Obito looked at the ferret blankly.

The weasel suddenly froze!

“Water Rush!”

A large stream of water washes away the body with soil.

Ahh ♂! Obito exclaimed, “Don’t wash my ass with the water that comes out of your mouth!” ”

“Ahem!” Itachi almost didn’t choke to death when he heard this, and the ninjutsu was directly broken.

I.. I Gan! What the hell are you talking about!?

“…. Uchiha clan elders… My friend’s appearance is really rude, so we will leave first…” Seeing that the disgusting object had been washed away, the weasel grabbed the back of Obito’s neck coat with a disgusted face, grabbed the weak Obito, and prepared to leave.

The situation of the Nine Tails has been investigated, and Sasuke has also confirmed that it is safe and strong, and there is no need to stay here.

Especially the situation of the person on hand….

Even if there is a follow-up, it is impossible.

“This strong man, and slow!” But he didn’t want Sasuke to wave his hand and let Itachi wait.

“What’s the matter with the patriarch??” The strong man Itachi looked back at the strong Sasuke with a puzzled face, what the hell is the strong man?

“Hey~” Sasuke sighed, “I see that your friend’s breath is vain, vomiting and leaking, the body is too poor, I have a little medicinal wine that nourishes the body, I will give it to you, just give him some to drink every day”

“Medicinal wine? What wine? The ferret was stunned.

Sasuke pulled out several scrolls with the word sake written on them.

“This is the snake wine I brewed, nourishing the kidneys, suitable for tonifying the weak,” Sasuke said with a smile.

When Sasuke said this, the Obito on Itachi’s hand jerked a little, making Itachi inexplicable.

“So, thank you” Itachi nodded, took the scroll, and prepared to leave with the soil.

“Oh yes!” Sasuke saw the figure of Itachi far away: “There are other things in those scrolls, look at the body of the strong man, it must be a disease, and his life will be short, so he will give it to the strong man!” ”

“Remember! Muscle is life! ”

The departing strong man was in a hurry, and almost dropped Obito to the ground.

“Know… Got it! ”

The weasel jumped, and its figure jumped like an arrow in the treetops, and its figure leaped and disappeared.

Watching the Itachi’s figure disappear, Sasuke shook his head.

I don’t know why, that strong man always gave him a familiar feeling.

Maybe he looks as thin as he was when he was a child…

And the guy with diarrhea is also in poor health.

Exercise your sphincters!.

Rustling.

There is a noise in the bushes.

“？” Sasuke turned around and saw Naruto emerge from the bushes.

“What about Kakadon…,” Naruto looked left and right, and when he saw Sasuke here, he couldn’t help but be pleased, “Big brother, you are here, it just so happens that the lecherous fairy told us to discuss the departure tomorrow”

“Kakkadon??” Sasuke was inexplicable, but hearing Naruto say something about Jiraiya, he nodded.

“Let’s go”

……

In the gym, Sasuke and Naruto were working out.

Zilai also let them wait, but he ran away, so the two of them waited while exercising.

“982,… 983…1000！ ”

Phew, Sasuke let out a sigh of relief and put the dumbbells down.

The life and death battle with the big snake pill made him improve a lot.

Now he wanted to learn Tsunade’s strange powers.

“Big brother, do you know what the ninjutsu of the fourth generation Hokage said by the lecherous immortals?” Naruto.

“You know, it’s a spinning chakra attack to attack the enemy’s ninjutsu, and it’s very powerful,” Sasuke said.

When Naruto heard this, he fell into thought, spun the chakra, and attacked the enemy’s ninjutsu.

“But Naruto, Jiraiya’s technique suits you well,” he looked at Naruto again.

“What the hell is it?” Naruto wondered.

The fourth generation Hokage, that is, Naruto and his father, died on the day Naruto was born, and Naruto had no impression of him at all.

“Spiral Pill, is a move to rotate Chakra, and use rotation to attack the enemy!” Sasuke said, powerful.

“Spin Chakra… Attacking the enemy? Naruto was stunned and looked at Ninji, “I know, just like Ninji!” ”

In the sparring practice, Ning Ci showed back to the sky.

“Yes, spin, this trick is powerful, and it doesn’t need to be sealed” Sasuke was thick and nodded, remembering the characteristics of Orochimaru.

“No need to seal the mark…” Naruto was stunned, remembering his own muscles, and he didn’t need to seal them, so he directly took Chakra to cooperate with the muscles.

As it turned out, the faceless fourth-generation Hokage Lord was actually this kind of attack, without sealing, using a rotating chakra to attack the enemy, just like Ningji’s return to the sky.

Naruto remembered that Sakura had told him about the Chunin exam, Sasuke and Ninji collided like a spinning top, and Shimoko understood.

That is, surround the chakra in the whole body, and then the body and the chakra rotate at the same time, and collide with the enemy’s ninjutsu!

I see! Powerful indeed! Not only Chakra, but also a strong body, can inflict double attacks on enemies in terms of physics and Chakra.

I’ve always heard people say that the fourth Hokage is great and saved the village, and everyone loves him.

Just like Big Brother Sasuke is famous.

There is this kind of attack and attack ninjutsu, and the pursuit of directly releasing Chakra is as reckless as a spinning top.

Therefore, it is obvious that this famous fourth-generation Hokage is also a muscle bully!

But…

Remembering the clear eyebrows of the photo of the fourth generation Hokage in the Hokage building, Naruto was a little puzzled, and he looked quite weak.

“Wait… Isn’t the eldest brother the same with clear eyebrows, but is the tiger’s back and bear’s waist? ”

Looking at Sasuke’s handsome appearance, Naruto figured it out again.

I thought right, Naruto nodded.

That’s right, the fourth generation Hokage is actually a weak-looking bully.

Fantasizing about the handsome face and strong body of the fourth generation Hokage, Naruto sighed slightly.

It’s a pity that the fourth generation Hokage has passed away, otherwise I really want to see him, see his muscles and flesh, the fourth generation Hokage, must be much stronger than me.

Maybe as strong as my big brother.

Well.

Naruto nodded and looked at Sasuke

“Big brother, I understand”

“？？？？” Sasuke is inexplicable, you understand what? I haven’t said what spiral pills look like, have I?

“O satyr! Pervert!!! ”

At this moment, a woman’s scream was heard outside.

“？？？”

Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other.

Crunch, snap!

A man with white hair wrapped in a bath towel rushed in, his back against the wall with a palpitation, and he couldn’t help but blush when he saw Sasuke and Naruto.

“Hehe, I’m sorry, I just went to get the material”

Hearing the sound passed, he also laughed awkwardly.

“fairy… You” Naruto stopped talking and looked at Sasuke, only to see Sasuke also shake his head.

Zi Lai also felt that he was particularly embarrassed, and went to peek at the fact that he was actually found to be chased here, he was one of the three Shinobi, and usually called himself an immortal, but now he was caught for peeping, and was seen by two Konoha Shinobi.

“Uh… I…” I wanted to explain.

“It’s too thin, although it’s a little stronger than Orochimaru, but it still looks like it” Sasuke pouted and shook his head.

“yes, you can’t even fall a frog like this…” Naruto touched his chin and thought carefully.

“….,” Ji Lai also looked confused.

What are you two thinking? Why is situational dialogue okay with context?

“Ahem, uh, let’s arrange a trip for tomorrow.”

Jiraiya pretended to cough, took out a set of clothes, put them on ghostly, and sat cross-legged in front of Sasuke and Naruto.

“Tomorrow we…” he was about to say the plan, but was interrupted by a voice.

With a crunch, the door opened again, and Sakura walked in with her waist covered and her face sad.

“Ouch…” Sakura uttered in a faint voice.

What kind of ….. One by mistake, they were pulled to bungee and twisted to the waist…

I have to hide a little in the future, I don’t want to jump on it!

They also praise me! Praise me for my good bungee technique and ask me how I learned it!

How did I learn it?! I didn’t watch Sasuke and them bounce every day, and I learned it myself!!

I didn’t write chakra, the devil knows why I can always learn these ghost techniques inexplicably?!

These inexplicable technologies don’t want to know at all!!

I just want to be Hokage!!

Sakura raised her eyes, but saw Sasuke and they were all inside, looking at her stunned.

“Look at you… Ouch…”

Sakura was just about to scold, but she couldn’t stand the back pain, and she lay on the sofa, rubbing her waist and panting.

“Sakura, how are you? Do you have low back pain? Do you want to do a few squats slowly?” asked Sasuke as he walked up and looked concerned in his eyes.

“I…” Sakura wanted to scold, but when she saw Sasuke’s concerned face, the words that came to her lips retracted again, “I just got bungee by the teeth and twisted to the waist, this group of stupid people!” Let me learn what Diwang Kakadon, is that what a person can do?! ”

“Hey, Sakura, you said you, you just lack training, your waist strength is too small, you can twist it with a jump” Naruto pouted.

Sakura almost blew up, going crazy.

Nima! Do you train your lumbar muscles for bungee? I|I want to be Hokage! Hokage! Do you understand?! I don’t want to bungee !!

“Don’t give me crookedness, you said yes to find me a master? What about people? ”

Sakura pointed at Sasuke imposingly.

Sasuke pouted, his chin lifted in Jiraiya’s direction.

Sakura looked over.

Jiraiya smiled and beckoned.

Sakura’s face suddenly collapsed.

Jiraiya: “Huh(O_o)??”

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