I seem to be an evil god

"Hello, Mr. Gaia." The priest at the checkpoint smiled kindly at Liu Dao, but the content of his words was unflattering: "Please hand over all your belongings and go to the tent over there for a body search. After confirming Once there’s nothing that doesn’t belong to you, you can leave.”

Liu Dao took out his belongings one by one, including badges, pocket watches, and rune stones. The priest's eyes lit up when he saw the rune stones. After checking, he found that they were ordinary runes and threw them back.

After taking out all the bits and pieces, Liu Dao was about to undergo a body search. The priest guarding the gate reminded him bluntly, "Mr. Demon Hunter, please leave your windbreaker. We will do an inspection."

Liu Dao turned back and stared at the priest. The people in white robes next to him were all watching with smiles. Aiden, who was also stuck in front of the checkpoint, looked at Liu Dao with a smile and said to him silently: I told him before.

Liu Dao glanced at the people in white robes around him and silently took off his windbreaker. The priest took it over and checked it for a while. After finding nothing, the priest held the windbreaker tightly and pulled it from beginning to end. I tried it again, but still found nothing.

Seeing the pastor's unscrupulous behavior, Liu Dao frowned fiercely. Seeing this intimidating look, Pastor Shouguan suddenly grinned.

He grabbed one side of the windbreaker with one hand, and gradually began to exert force with the other hand. Liu Dao could already hear the sound of the cloth tearing.

"Stop!" The angry Liu Dao held down the guard priest's arms. This windbreaker was a new windbreaker he had just received from the guild. There was no way it had any secrets. The fabric was still new. It was impossible for the priest not to be able to tell. .

"Mr. Demon Hunter, this is a necessary condition for the search. Please cooperate."

Pastor Shouguan pulled his arm away bit by bit, and Liu Dao's eyes became more and more dangerous. However, Pastor Shouguan smiled even more happily, and his movements of tearing the windbreaker became slower and slower.

"Forget it, don't argue with them." Aiden's figure appeared next to Liu Dao at some point, and Liu Dao's outstretched arm was pushed back bit by bit by him.

"Now that we are in someone else's camp, just bear with it."

Ren...Liu Dao turned around angrily. Before he had taken a few steps, there was a cracking sound from behind, followed by the unhurried tone of the priest guarding the gate.

"Please take off the blindfold, we need to examine it."

Liu Dao froze in place for a moment. He turned back to look at the triumphant priest, and the anger in his eyes could not be suppressed.

The professional-level aura attracted the attention of the surrounding church personnel. When they saw the guardian priest and the fragments of the windbreaker at his feet, they all had expressions of watching a good show on their faces.

"It's Dimori again, how many times has he done this recently?"

"When I think about it, in the past three months alone, I only know about four times."

"Four times, I remember only three times. The first time was the mayor of that town, and the second time was..."

"Needless to say, I know best. I have been in the same group with Dimori for the past three months. I have written down everything he did."

The priests nearby were chattering, while the guard priest Dimoli continued to press Liu Dao, "Mr. Gaia, please take off your blindfold. We suspect that you are using the blindfold to transport illegal materials. Please prove your innocence."

"Just now, I was cooperating with the investigation, but now I just want to prove my innocence." Liu Dao looked at Dimoli mockingly, "Who do you think you are? An adjudicator in the parliament?"

Liu Dao's words made Dimoli look ugly. Just as he was about to refute, a voice that made him ecstatic came from the distance.

"Mr. Gaia, please cooperate with Pastor Dimory. The relationship between the Demon Hunter Guild and the Church of Light has always been harmonious. I believe you can understand our difficulties."

The one who spoke was Aaron, the highest-ranking deacon in the field. He looked at Liu Dao with a smile, and the surrounding priests all agreed.

"Yes, Mr. Demon Hunter, the relationship between the church and the guild has always been harmonious. Please cooperate."

"Take off the blindfold quickly. We are all pastors who believe in light and will not laugh at your shortcomings."

"Yeah, just be neat, I don't want to take off your underwear."

The last witticism made the priests burst out laughing, and Dimory also smiled and patted Liu Dao on the shoulder, "Don't worry, we won't ask for your underwear."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Hahaha."

The priests around him burst out laughing. Aiden, who was standing aside, gave Liu Dao a helpless look and repeatedly told him to be patient.

Snap.

The sound of applause stopped everyone's laughter, and when everyone turned their attention, Liu Dao had a twisted smile on his face.

"It's a very interesting joke. It seems that you are all very entertaining today. Why don't I give you a surprise?"

The laughing priests stared at Liu Dao in silence. Aiden, who was standing outside the crowd, frowned. He suddenly had a bad feeling, as if a voice kept reminding him to leave.

This witcher wouldn't want to take action, would he? Aiden looked at Liu Dao's twisted smile, then looked at the priests who were slowly surrounding him, and shuddered quietly.

I'm going to be beaten to a pulp...Forget it, I'd better leave first. If we really get into a fight later, it won't be good if we get involved.

Dimoli, who was closest to Liu Dao, sneered and approached, already holding a hard iron-wood scepter in his hand. He used the scepter to point Liu Dao's chest, his voice was very cold:

"What surprise do you want to give me? Witcher, don't forget where you are now."

"The surprise I want to give you is simple."

Liu Dao opened the corners of his mouth in an exaggerated manner and fiddled with the back of his head with both hands.

"Don't you want me to take off the blindfold? The surprise is behind the blindfold."

Dimori snorted coldly, glanced at Aiden who was leaving quietly, and lowered his voice to Liu Dao who was close at hand:

"Demon hunter, no, Mr. Death Hunter, I advise you to go back to the church with us. After all, you also cherish talents. If you are injured, we have to treat it, which is very troublesome."

"What if I have to leave?"

"Then please hand over the method of controlling elite undead. Whether it is runes, techniques, or secret treasures, as long as it can be proved to be really useful, your leaving will never be a problem."

After Dimory finished speaking, seeing Liu Dao still grinning strangely, he added fiercely: "Of course, this is not my personal intention, but an order given by Deacon Allen himself."

"You want me to control the undead." Liu Dao sneered. "Actually, the method is very simple. This is also related to the surprise I want to talk about."

"Oh, then Mr. Deathstalker, what is the surprise you are talking about?"

"My surprise..."

Liu Dao clasped his hands to cover his face, stretched his neck and pushed it in front of the pastor. Just when the pastor frowned in disgust, he opened his hands instantly, and at the same time, he said 'Bang! ’ A strange cry.

After he opened his hands, what Pastor Dimory saw was a colorful mask with a tilted head and a smile.

"Hello, this is the first time we meet. My name is Joker."