I seem to be an evil god

"Fart!" Liu Dao interrupted Alfonso.

"What did you say!" Alfonso was surprised by Liu Dao's loud words, and was stunned for a moment.

"I said this as a fart."

Liu Dao repeated it expressionlessly, and then said: "To be specific, this sentence should be that the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, and the greater the power."

"If you want me to take the lead in forming the guard, you can. Please dissolve the student union now and hand over their power to the martial arts club, and I will take the lead in forming the guard."

"Gaia, the Fighting Club is already the largest club. Are you too greedy to do this?"

There was anger hidden in Alfonso's brows, "Gaia, don't forget who taught you to control power and who set a seal when you couldn't control it. Don't forget who gave you your career information." of!"

"Dean Alfonso, please be clear on a few issues. First, I did not ask for the formation of a guard, but you asked me to form a guard. Second, everything I have paid in this college is a fair transaction between you and me. Come on, yes, you helped me a lot in this process, so if the students form a guard, I will join, but let me take the lead, no."

"You! You know that except for you, the leader of the other students is going to die!"

"This is a deal, Mr. Dean."

Liu Dao stood up, walked to the door, and turned around and said: "The chips you gave me are not enough, I can only provide so much business. If you want me to form a guard, please pay more."

"asshole!"

Alfonso's angry voice came from behind Liu Dao: "Gaia, you are the captain! No matter you agree or not, you are the captain!"

Liu Dao hesitated and turned to look at Alfonso, "Dean, do you really want to do this? I thought we could be friends."

"Friends should help me at times like this, instead of threatening me!"

"Well, it seems you are not sane right now."

Liu Dao shook his head gently, "I also have something to tell you. No one can force me to do anything I don't want to do."

"roll!"

Liu Dao shrugged and smiled helplessly, "Don't be too angry, Mr. Dean, anger hurts your liver."

Before Alfonso said the next sentence, Liu Dao turned around and left, taking the door of the dean's office with him. Outside the door, Serena looked at Liu Dao worriedly.

"Aren't you afraid of making the dean angry so much that he will retaliate against you later?"

"Hmph! There are many things to make him angry."

Liu Dao sneered, "If you don't give me enough benefits, don't even think about letting me work."

After a pause, Liu Dao looked at Serena: "Are you still in contact with the student union? Spread this news and say that Alfonso intends to form a guard to protect the safety of the school and prevent the invasion of the Green Flame cultists. As a At the price of fighting on the front line, the leading student can choose to obtain an elite-level career information, and the participating students will receive a career entry ceremony. After everything is over, there will be other career information rewards based on merit."

"The dean really said that?"

Serena was a little excited. The leader's piece of elite career information was a huge temptation for any professional.

"Of course he didn't say that."

Liu Dao waved his hand to wake Serena up from her daydream, "Girl, wake up. If this leader is going to be sniped by the Green Flame cultists, think about your own strength."

"Oh." Serena lowered her head in disappointment, "President, won't the dean be angry if you lie like this? He won't cause trouble for me, right?"

"First of all, Alfonso won't be so stingy, and he shouldn't have trouble with you. Secondly, if you don't guard against him, there is really no limit. You can spread it out through some covert means, such as writing it in a notebook that will be seen. "

Liu Dao closed his eyes and thought for a while, "A locked diary might be more attractive. It would be best to write that you accidentally overheard the news and then struggled with whether to be the leader."

"President, this is not good."

Serena said cautiously, and Liu Dao looked at her expressionlessly, "Please don't act cute out of spite. Don't tell me that you were able to become the student council president only by being cute."

"Tsk."

Serena sighed softly and regained her shrewd and capable temperament, "Don't all successful men like cute girls? It's very tiring for me to pretend like this, dear Mr. Dragon Blood Guild President."

"What, do you like giving it to me?"

"Yes, you are now the president of the Sunset Flower Merchant Association. Who wouldn't want to marry you?"

"If you really wanted to marry me, you wouldn't have said it. Just go ahead and do it! Cut it!"

Liu Dao sneered and turned to leave. Serena stood behind him, fastened the third button of his shirt, and sighed quietly.

"It's so charming, President Gaia~"

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One day later, just as Liu Dao designed, Serena deliberately left a newly purchased notebook in the student union classroom, with heavy handwriting written on it:

"I overheard a piece of news today. (Several hundred words omitted). It's really confusing~"

Not long after Serena left, her diary was opened, and all the members who stayed in the classroom read it together. After seeing the message in the diary, everyone opened their mouths in surprise.

"This, we should report this to the president, right?"

"Do you really want to report to the president? This is elite-level career information!"

"It's not easy to be the leader. The Green Flame cultists will definitely be the first to attack the leader."

"It's better to sell the news to the president. At least we can share some gold coins."

"Okay, let's go!"

"I tell you guys, it's okay not to sell it to the president, right?"

"What's the meaning?"

"We have five people here and only one president, but the large clubs in the college are not limited to the student union."

"When you say that, I suddenly want to pee. I'm going to the toilet on the east side. You don't have to wait for me."

"Speaking of which, my stomach is a little uncomfortable too. I'm going to the west toilet, so you don't have to wait for me."

"Ah, I suddenly feel like farting. I won't stay here to pollute the air. I'm going to the south."

The remaining two people looked at each other, and one of them suddenly ran a few steps quickly, rushed into the president's office, and went to report the news to Altdorf.

The remaining student council members looked in the direction and suddenly discovered that the north was the territory of the Fighting Club, and the ruthless and cold-blooded god of death, President Gai, the angry-blooded hegemon who was very difficult to deal with in the student council.

"Ah! Four bastards!"

Ten minutes later, Liu Dao raised his eyebrows as he looked at the student union members standing in front of him.

"You said you have important news to sell to me?"

"Yes, you will never regret knowing the important news related to Dean Alfonso."

"Is that so? Let's talk about it?"

"Sincerity is 500 gold coins."

"Are you crazy about money?"

"I risked being expelled from the student union to tell you the news. This is exclusive news only available within our student union."

Seeing the solemn look on the speaker's face, Liu Dao couldn't help but want to laugh.

"That's a shame and all I can say is I'm sorry."

"what why?"

"The relationship between your two societies and mine is not good. I'm afraid you'll lie to me."

"Ha! Are you serious?"

"Of course, kid, hahahahaha~"

Liu Dao couldn't help but laugh, and the student council members who had been slapped by him looked angry.

"You will regret this!"

Snapped!

Watching his back slamming the door and leaving, Liu Dao laughed wildly.

I write a novel for eight hours a day, and my butt hurts from sitting on the hardwood stool. It’s really uncomfortable~