I Sell Devil Fruits At American Comics
Chapter 018 Deadpool's Collapse: One Bite Of The Fruit Is Enough?
If Deadpool were to choose, he would definitely choose Cotton Candy, which is more cost-effective and has greater potential.
But now who said that instead of buying it for Deadpool, it was bought for Vanessa?
And women buy things, everyone knows this kind of thing.
You can never expect them to think and weigh rationally like men.
What else can Deadpool do?
"The store manager, let's set the fruit."
Deadpool didn't have much hesitation, and made a decision, "And the store manager, is this set fruit also 500,000 USD?"
"Yes Wade, the store's discount period has not yet passed, so, as before, it still needs 350,000 USD." Luo Xia nodded.
"Is it still 30% off? Manager, I introduced a client to you and brought my wife. You don't want to give me a discount anymore?"
Deadpool started killing the price.
"Wade, 30% discount is already very low." Luo Xia shook her head.
Moreover, the price is determined by the system, and it cannot be changed by Luo Xia casually.
"But Wade, I won't let you work in vain, you and Vanessa, I will open up your membership." But Luo Xia said to Deadpool immediately.
"Shop Manager, what authority do members have?" Deadpool stared at Luo Xia and asked.
"There are many privileges for members. For example, most people can only buy up to three devil fruits from me, but members are not limited to three."
"For another example, during the auction, members also have priority."
"In addition to this, there are other special benefits for members, and you will know about it later."
Luo Xia explained to Vanessa and Deadpool with a smile.
"Sounds very good! Then the store manager is settled, and Vanessa and I are both members."
Deadpool is also quite satisfied with this.
Although he kept saying that he wanted Luo Xia to give him a discount, it was just talking.
Deadpool understands that devil fruit is something that can't be found. It's a seller's market, not a buyer's market.
There is no discount or no discount. It is your luck that you encounter it.
There is also the store manager, although he looks harmless to humans and animals, but he can sell something as magical as a devil fruit, can he be an ordinary person?
There is no doubt that he is a great god with great background!
This kind of great god, if you have the opportunity to let you hug other people's thighs, you will burn the incense. If you have the opportunity to introduce customers or something, you should feel honored.
If you really think that such a small matter is so great, then you are a real idiot.
"Definitely, Deadpool, I always keep your support for the store in my heart." Luo Xia smiled gently at Deadpool.
"With your words from the store manager, my work is not in vain."
As Deadpool said, he took out the suitcase and put it on the counter with a snap.
"Shop manager, should you accept cash here?"
Wade opened the suitcase, which was half full of USD.
"Definitely."
After a simple check and acceptance, Luo Xia left the money after confirming that it was correct, took out the set fruit from the showcase, and put it in Vanessa's hands.
Vanessa held the extremely weird fruit in both hands, looking at it non-stop.
If it wasn't for Deadpool's personal experience, she couldn't believe that such a strange little thing actually contained such magical power.
"Wade, is this really bad?"
Vanessa remembered something and glanced at Wade beside her.
"It's worse than poop!"
Deadpool nodded solemnly, "Honey, I'll tell you a secret, hold your breath when you eat later, or try to pinch your nose, don't take a breath..."
"Come on Wade." Luo Xia smiled on the sidelines, "Vanessa, you just need to take a small bite and put it in your mouth."
"Although the devil fruit is unpalatable, you don't need to eat all of it, just take a bite."
"What?"
Deadpool, who was passing on the experience personally, was stunned, as if he had been hit by something.
"The store manager, you just said that you only need to eat one bite? Are you sure?"
"you sure?"
Deadpool stared at Luo Xia with dull eyes, asking questions one after another.
"Wade, I never told you, you need to eat this whole thing?"
Luo Xia tried her best not to laugh, but I have to say, it was a bit hard to hold back.
"Shet!"
"What did I do?"
Wade's whole body exploded.
He actually ate up the whole devil fruit!
World, why do you have so much malice towards me!
"Hahaha, Wade, it looks like you did something stupid."
Vanessa couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing wildly, making a flower branch tremble.
"Shop Manager, why didn't you tell me then?" Deadpool looked at Luo Xia with loveless eyes.
"I wanted to say it, but Wade, you're too fierce, I didn't even say it, you've already eaten, and I'm helpless."
Luo Xia spread her hands.
"Wade, I'm going to start."
Vanessa's voice sounded, and she greeted Deadpool.
Then he took a deep breath and lightly bit down a small bite of the devil fruit.
"Well!"
As always, Vanessa's facial features were distorted because of her unpalatable taste.
It took a lot of effort to resist the urge to spit it out and swallow the mouthful of flesh.
"Wade, you told me you ate the whole one?"
Vanessa couldn't help but stare at Deadpool in admiration.
One bite of this kind of thing would kill her. Vanessa couldn't imagine that Wade actually ate a whole one.
abnormal!
It's really perverted!
"I feel like I'm going to be laughed at by you for the rest of my life. Well, I accept my fate. This is indeed a stain that I can't wash off. Manager, it's all your fault!"
Deadpool said to Luo Xia very resentfully.
Then I couldn't wait to look at Vanessa, "Honey, how do you feel now?"
"It's amazing! Wade, that's an experience I've never had before! So it's a devil fruit?"
Vanessa suddenly screamed out, with a look of amazement on her face.
Then she began to control her Ability and tried it out.
Suddenly, a huge amount of "rag" appeared on Vanessa's body.
Roughly lassoed Vanessa's body.
"Wade, look! It's true, I really made a dress!" Vanessa danced with excitement.
"Honey, although I don't think this piece of cloth can be called clothes, how should I put it, it looks pretty good on you."
Deadpool looked Vanessa up and down, and said with a serious expression.
"Wait a moment!"
Then Deadpool took out another gun and aimed it directly at Vanessa, "I'll see how it's bulletproof."
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