I sent a group confession text message, and my aunt cried that she sent it too late?

"This is so damn scary, may the Jade Emperor bless me, Uncle Nine, help me!"

"Uncle Jiu is a zombie catcher, which is not his major."

"Please bless me, great grandfather. I will burn more paper for you on Qingming Festival, and also burn mansions and beautiful women for you!"

"Does your grandmother know about this?"

"This is the first time I have seen someone painting a big cake for their ancestors."

"The live broadcast room was turned into a horror movie theater"

"The sensible screenwriter has already started writing the script"

"……"

The comments were all boiling, and the live broadcast effect was directly maxed out.

I thought this was already scary.

I didn't expect that there would be passers-by to add drama to myself.

Since the window of Su Yang's bedroom is connected to the corridor of the apartment, if someone passes by outside, the footsteps can be heard clearly.

It happened that a young man walked over at this time.

It seemed that he was still on the phone.

The content of the call was transmitted into the house.

"Baby"

"A few days ago, I was taking the elevator and I saw someone from the funeral home picking up a dead body. It was so scary."

"I don't dare to live here anymore. How about I move in with you?"

Su Yang was also shocked when he heard this.

He still knew from the barrage that the scene in Teacher Liu's mind was so outrageous.

God is my conscience, this was not his intentional arrangement.

There are all kinds of people in their apartment.

Not only young people live there, but also many elderly people.

If an accident happens at home, it is normal for the funeral home to come and take people away.

Just avoid it if you encounter it.

But at this critical juncture, Teacher Liu, who likes to associate, heard it.

The consequence...

Not surprisingly, Teacher Liu's face turned much paler with the naked eye.

With preconceived ideas, now hearing such a conversation, he undoubtedly confirmed his previous guess.

It's too scary.

I originally wanted to make more money, but I didn't expect to meet a lunatic.

If it's a lunatic, it's okay, but I'm afraid...

Teacher Liu's eyes... He kept looking around, thinking that child, could it be that he hasn't left yet?

He was almost scared to death. He said he was here to help a child quit Internet addiction, but apart from a lunatic, where else could there be a child who needed to quit Internet addiction?

There were a few spider webs.

Spider webs?!

The thought flashed through his mind, but unfortunately it flashed too fast and he didn't catch it.

Things had come to this point, and Su Yang didn't dare to let him continue to think about it.

Sometimes people can scare people to death.

It would be better to just say directly that he could complete the task, and Teacher Liu wouldn't be scared by the picture he imagined.

Anyway, he had already made such a bad association, so if he knew it was about helping a spider quit Internet addiction, he would probably not have such a big objection.

So Su Yang pointed to the spider web on the wall and said,"Teacher Liu, do you think it can be cured?"

Su Yang's sudden voice really scared Teacher Liu.

After listening to what was said, he was stunned again, as if he didn't react.

It was as if he was thinking one thing and hearing another.

After nearly a minute of reaction, Teacher Liu's eyes suddenly widened.

His mouth also opened slightly.

He was completely confused, and after nearly half a minute, he looked up in disbelief in the direction of Su Yang's finger. His movements were so slow that it seemed like the frame was dropped, and his sight moved inch by inch to the corner of the wall.

Looking at the spider web in the corner, there was a spider on the web spinning silk.

Teacher Liu was messy.

He couldn't believe his eyes and ears at all.

That expression was a hundred times more exciting than when he thought Su Yang was a lunatic just now.

Quitting Internet addiction?!

Give it to the spider!!!

This fuck...

At this moment, Teacher Liu's heart was filled with a thousand grass mud horses galloping through.

Now recalling what Su Yang said just now…

"I can't communicate with him."

"I am addicted to the Internet. I can't get off the Internet once I'm online."

"Generally, they don’t scold, but they beat them when they see them, and they even beat them with weapons, such as slippers…"

Thinking of this, Teacher Liu couldn’t help but look down at his shoes.

Just now, he said righteously that violence should not be used and that communication should be done well.

But he himself…

Teacher Liu was confused.

It turned out that he had been talking about spiders.

Every word was true, and every word was consistent with the symptoms of a teenager addicted to the Internet.

But why was it spiders?!!!

He thought of helping spiders quit Internet addiction.

After more than ten years in the industry, this was the first time he encountered such an outrageous thing.

Teacher Liu’s face turned red with anger.

What’s more, he actually thought it made sense to help spiders quit Internet addiction.

Don’t spiders go online?

They must be addicted to weaving webs every day.

When Teacher Liu thought it made sense to help spiders quit Internet addiction, his mental state had already begun to become abnormal. His brain went into a short downtime.

Seeing this scene, the netizens in the live broadcast room were completely stunned with laughter.

"Hahahaha, he is confused, he is confused"

"Who am I? Where do I come from and where am I going?"

"OK, OK, I start thinking about philosophy again."

"Mentor, isn’t a spider web a web?"

"If you say so, I can't refute it, and I even think it makes sense."

"We all have nine years of compulsory education, why are you so showy?"

"The anchor is so amazing. Even if I had a hundred brains, I still couldn't think of such an abstract job."

"It's just a blast!!! Even a mentally ill person like me thinks it's too crazy!"

"So the question is, what is the area of Teacher Liu’s psychological shadow at this moment?"

"The psychological shadow area cannot be calculated, but I can see that Mr. Liu's expression now looks like he hasn't had a bowel movement for three days."

"This is a flavorful bullet screen"

"Teacher Liu didn't say a word, but I think he must have cursed very badly."

"It’s not easy to make money as a anchor!"

"……"

Just as netizens joked, Teacher Liu's mood at this time was quite complicated.

Helping Spider to quit Internet addiction might become the biggest problem in his career.

He didn't know what to do and could only stare blankly.

The surroundings fell into silence.

If Spider could understand, he would probably curse along with them.

He has been spitting silk all his life, but someone actually wants to help him quit Internet addiction.

What a dog's ass!

Silence!

Both Teacher Liu and Spider were silent.

The current situation made Teacher Liu at a loss, but there was Su Yang who just wanted to watch the fun.

Ignoring the embarrassment on his face, Su Yang said with a smile,"When I called for consultation just now, the young lady who answered the phone said that your success rate in quitting Internet addiction is very high."

"If we cooperate fully, we can achieve 100%"

"And he said... you can communicate with it effectively."

After saying this, Su Yang couldn't help laughing.

Communicating with spiders, this foreign language is very niche.

After hearing what Su Yang said, Teacher Liu was immediately furious. The guy who answered the phone at the front desk, can you please not bring him along when you brag next time?

He deserved it. He was at a loss when he saw such a high fee and had no judgment at all.

Now it's all right!

He's in trouble!

……