I sent a group confession text message, and my aunt cried that she sent it too late?

The little fat man's words directly set off the barrage of comments

"Hahahaha, only those with breasts are called aunties. I like this explanation."

"This little fat boy has a bright future. He knows the truth at a young age."

"His father taught him well."

"Ladies in the live broadcast room, are you aunts or sisters?"

"My sister is 36D, so she is naturally an aunt."

"I don't believe it unless I see it."

"The guy above, I heard your calculations even when I was abroad"

"No one likes to be called sister now, right?"

"......"

There was a lot of joy in the barrage.

But after Su Yang heard this, his smile froze on his face.

How can you say this?

Is this what your father taught you?

Three thick lines fell on his forehead.

The key point is that although Su Yang was shocked, he was still not afraid of death and looked at Feng Ran's chest.

It seemed that he was verifying whether she was an aunt or a sister.

This look was terrible.

He directly faced Feng Ran's blushing face.

The next second...

"rogue!"

""Ouch... it hurts!"

Two voices sounded at the same time.

Su Yang's instep couldn't be touched.���He was hit hard by the blow.

He grimaced in pain.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were already laughing at the little fat man's speech, and now they burst into laughter.

"Phew...are you still going to watch it?"

"Hahahaha, can you tell the result? Is this beauty an aunt or a sister?"

"Are you blind? This is too aunty. She is skinny, but she has meat where it should be."

"That's not necessarily true. Oftentimes, you need to look beyond the surface to see the essence. You can't believe what you don't see with your own eyes."

"You are the cultured people, you can describe hooliganism in such a refreshing and refined way."

"Are you adding fuel to the fire because you're afraid the host hasn't been hit enough?"

"Promise me, I'll slap you in the face next time"

"Promise me, step on the anchor's third leg next time"

"Host: What are the people who follow me?"

"......"

The comments were hotly discussed.

Jiang Niannian, who had been watching the live broadcast, also laughed happily.

Suddenly, she lowered her head belatedly.

She pulled up her collar.

When she saw only a shallow groove, she burst into tears.

"I don’t want to be a sister~"

This howl scared the surrounding staff.

They all gathered around,"What sister?"

"Don't cry, don't cry, we are not sisters anymore"

"We are sisters"

"No, we are princesses, and Jiang Nian is the little princess."

Jiang Nian was almost the favorite of everyone wherever she was.

When she cried, everyone else would comfort her without asking why.

"Princess?"

"Princess Taiping?"

"Wow……"

It would have been better if he hadn't been comforted. After being comforted, his crying got even louder.

Human joy is not universal.

Jiang Niannian was crying loudly, but the grandpas and grandmas on Su Yang's side were all laughing so hard.

As old people, they are particularly tolerant of children.

They think such innocent words are a sign of intelligence.

Some old people even praised him for his quick reaction and clear logic.

The fat boy was so proud that his butt was twisted into a flower.

Seeing this, the grandfather who brought Su Yang here had no choice but to scold,"Little Fatty, go find your grandma and stop talking nonsense here."

The fat boy made a face and ran away when he heard this.

""I'm sorry, the child is ignorant."

After the little fat boy ran away, the old man said apologetically.

In fact, Su Yang didn't take it seriously. He was stepped on because he didn't control his eyes.

He deserved this kick.

On the contrary, Feng Ran's face was not very good.

The temperament of keeping strangers away was even stronger.

Su Yang was very puzzled. Could the little fat boy make her so angry with just one sentence?

Or did he offend her with the look just now?

But, he clearly didn't see it!

As soon as he had this idea, she kicked him and interrupted his casting.

Su Yang was puzzled.

But now is not the time for him to think about this. Feng Ran didn't say anything, so he had to take over.

Otherwise, she would lose face.

"It doesn't matter, that little fat boy is quite likable."

After being teased by the little fat boy, Su Yang adapted to this environment.

Now that he had adapted, he had to start completing the task.

""Uncle, what should I do?"

Su Yang took the initiative to ask for the job.

Seeing Su Yang like this, the uncle nodded with satisfaction. He pointed to the front and said,"That's the activity center. There are chessboards, mahjong, and billiards."

"You can fish and practice Tai Chi by the lake"

"Just play whatever you like."

"Of course, you can also chat with these grandpas and grandmas in the sun."

The old man gave Su Yang many choices.

Not to mention, there are so many activities here.

However, Su Yang's task is to get into the intelligence station, listen to their gossip, and output the gossip in reverse.

So he immediately said,"I don't know anything else."

"Then I will stay here and chat with the uncles and aunts."

Even though they could be his grandparents, Su Yang just called them uncles and aunts.

This immediately made the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help but open their microphones passionately.

"Anchor, don’t lose face!"

"What is your bottom line?!! I'm just asking you, what is your bottom line? (Slamming the table)"

"Doesn’t your conscience hurt if you call them uncle or aunt?"

"How can you call her that? The old lady has no teeth, and you call her auntie?"

"Before this, I used to think that Auntie was a good word."

"Okay, okay, that's how we play it, right?"

"Damn it, it has to be you!!!"

"......"

Netizens didn't buy it, but this name was particularly useful to these grandpas and aunts. They were so happy that they had two more wrinkles on their faces.

They also became enthusiastic about Su Yang,"Young man, come to our place"

"We are talking about Lao Wang's wife cheating on him. Come and listen."

""Okay."

I thought it would be so difficult, but now I have taken the first step.

After Su Yang joined the chat group of the aunties, he also looked at Feng Ran.

He found that she was staring at the lake in a daze. She still hasn't gotten over this little thing?

Su Yang once again felt that women are really strange creatures.

However, his attention did not stay on Feng Ran for long, because as soon as he sat down, he was attracted by the gossips of the uncles and aunties.

The stories they made up were so destructive that the listeners were shocked and exploded.

Even though Su Yang knew they were all fake, he still listened with relish.

At this moment, he finally understood Those marketing accounts made up stories to make up stories.

This is more ridiculous than the 8 o'clock show.

From the age of ninety-nine to the youngest who can just walk, everyone likes to listen to it.

But Su Yang didn't listen in vain.

He used his humorous bacteria to play the role of the supporting actor, and the emotional value was maximized.

The laughter never stopped.

It also attracted more people to join in, and the crowd was surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside.

Even Feng Ran looked at them from time to time.

However, the penetration is in, how to output in the reverse direction?

It seems that I have to use my unique skills to shock them.

"Dear uncles and aunts,"

"You guys just said so much, but I think it's all a little off."

"Would you like to hear me tell you one?"

"This is a true story that happened to me, I guarantee you will all be shocked after hearing it!!!"......