I sent a group confession text message, and my aunt cried that she sent it too late?

"Pfft... Ziwei? Xiaoyanzi???""

"Damn, no wonder this gossip sounds so familiar to me"

"I was careless. A level 10 scholar didn't even hear Huanzhu Keke."

"I thought you made it up, but you didn't. But I hope you did."

"May I ask, brother, is your friend’s surname Aisin-Gioro?"

"Aunt Qiong Yao: Come on, here's the pen. You write."

"Shit, I was so engrossed in listening to you, you make me look stupid, do you know that?"

"I didn't think it was ridiculous when I was watching TV, but now it sounds really outrageous."

"A perfect dimensionality reduction attack, the anchor's first move is the limit of gossip"

"Hahaha, this routine, I'll obey you if I don't help you, an old lady"

"......"

Su Yang's summary made all the netizens burst into laughter. They were already laughing hard when listening to gossip, and now they know that this gossip is actually a TV series they have watched since childhood.

It's just a retelling in their own words.

After reacting, they suddenly feel bright. After savoring it again, they can't hold it back.

They all burst into laughter.

As the atmosphere got up, those financially free netizens began to give gifts crazily.

Airplanes, rockets, yachts, appeared on the screen one after another.

It was dazzling and enviable.

How much money would so many gifts cost?

Most people watch the live broadcast host play a white plagiarism, and it is the greatest support for you to give you a like while watching.

Giving gifts is simply impossible.

This situation has given some people who like to show off and have a little money a stage to show off.

As long as you give gifts worth tens of thousands or eight thousand, you can get on the top of the list.

You can win the favor of the anchor and the praise of netizens, and experience the superiority of being superior to others.

At this time, many people in the live broadcast room are also giving gifts with this mentality.

In the past, giving gifts worth 10,000 or 20,000 could easily reach the top.

But today in Su Yang's live broadcast room, this method seems to be useless.

After spending 30,000 or 40,000, he couldn't even get into the top ten.

And it's even more difficult to get the first place.

Because there are too many local tyrants in this live broadcast room, as soon as you grab the first place, you will be pulled down by another local tyrant soon.

The local tyrants are all temperamental and they care about their reputation.

If they can be the first, they will never be the second.

In this way, Su Yang's live broadcast room once again rushed to the top of the gift rankings, and the ranking is still moving forward.

In the live broadcast screen.

Feng Ran was obviously also shocked by this sentence. Her pretty face was full of confusion.

The gossip she heard from beginning to end was actually......

After several seconds, Feng Ran burst out laughing without caring about his image,"Haha, you are really funny."

Su Yang understood this as a compliment.

Perhaps he noticed the change in the girl's mood, and then felt that she was in a bad mood for some reason.

To apologize, Su Yang planned to make her laugh. At such a good age and looking so good, there is no need to have a stern face every day.

"Is this interesting?"

"I used to be funnier, and everyone laughed at my jokes."

"But after that incident, I never tell jokes again."

This successfully aroused Feng Ran's interest. She widened her eyes and asked,"What happened to you?"

Not only was Feng Ran interested, but the netizens in the live broadcast room also pricked up their ears.

"Are you starting to reveal secrets again?"

"You better tell the truth this time"

"Come on, let's see what else you can come up with."

"If you use the same plot again, I will call the police."

"......"

The comments were hot.

Su Yang suppressed his smile and continued,"I really loved telling jokes before."

"But ever since I told him a joke at my brother's house and he didn't laugh, I never told a joke again."

Hearing this, Feng Ran was obviously stunned.

"Do you care so much about your brother's feelings? If he doesn't laugh, then don't laugh."

Everyone's sense of humour is different, there's no need to be so strict.

But Su Yang still shook his head,"My brother didn't laugh."

"

But the guy under the bed laughed.......

Feng Ran obviously couldn't keep up with Su Yang's erratic train of thought.

He was confused for several seconds.

After understanding what he meant, a blush crept up on his cheeks, and he turned his head away to cover his mouth and laugh.

Compared to Feng Ran's reservedness, the netizens in the live broadcast room laughed too freely.

"puff……"

"What? The guy under the bed is laughing???"

"Hahahaha, I think I know something incredible"

"When can you catch a cheating man telling a joke?"

"I'm convinced. This anchor must have escaped from the German Art Society."

"The water I just drank came out all over my pants!!!"

"The guy above, is this how you explain the laughter?"

"I really can't bear it anymore. Sooner or later I will die of laughter in this live broadcast room."

"Bastard, beast!!!"

"......"

Su Yang's simple joke can push the atmosphere in the live broadcast room to another climax.

While everyone was laughing, more and more local tyrants joined the battle for the top spot.

Various gifts were once so numerous that the sky was dark and the sun and moon were dim.

New netizens looked at it strangely and shouted shockingly,"Awesome!"

But old fans just thought it was ordinary, after all, they had seen the battle of the gods yesterday.

That guy, he gave away the carnival as if it was free.

In comparison, the current scene can only be regarded as a village fight.

However, some netizens still found something different.

"Where is Miss Kuan? Why didn't Miss Kuan come today?"

"Isn't she always active? Why is she so quiet today?"

"Without Sister Kuan, the live broadcast room is less fun."

"You want to see her give gifts?"

"Hahahaha, what a truth"

"......"

It's not that Jiang Niannian didn't want to give gifts, but when she finished her work and watched the live broadcast, she happened to see Su Yang telling jokes to the beauty.

With her petty temper, she was naturally unhappy.

"My nephew, please be more careful."

"Beautiful women are tigers."

Jiang Niannian's tone was sour. Although she knew there was nothing between them, she just couldn't help wanting to make some sarcastic remarks.

Feng Ran was also innocently implicated. Xu

Li, who was standing by, raised her eyelids when she heard this,"Have you forgotten yourself?" This was a ruthless complaint from her agent.

Hearing this, Jiang Niannian was so angry that she put her hands on her waist,"Sister Li, if you do this again, I will make a scene."

After that, she looked at Su Yang on the phone angrily,"What about the promise that if there is no woman in your heart, you will be a god when you draw your sword?"

"Why don't you come and tell your aunt a joke?"

"Is it that my aunt is not worthy?"

"Or is it not my aunt's turn yet?"

At this moment, Jiang Niannian's resentment was so great that she could revive the Evil Sword Immortal.

And Su Yang was so innocent.

He had done nothing. He had offended my aunt.

And in her divergent associations, Su Yang had become a scumbag who had seduced her and then abandoned her. With nowhere to vent, she could only turn all her anger into a self-deprecating sentence.

"My best friend is about to have her third child, but I don’t even have a spare tire."......