"Mom and Dad don't want us anymore~"
The effect of Su Yang's words at this time is no less than rushing into a bank and shouting robbery.
You know, these human cubs have just been sent to kindergarten by their parents.
Such young children are inevitably uncomfortable leaving their parents and are very emotional.
He dared to mention this at this time, and even the netizens in the live broadcast room had to praise him as a warrior.
"Hahahaha, he made a move, and the first thing he did was to bomb"
"Teacher, please be more careful. This guy can't be kept."
"They also said they wanted to punish the anchor. You see, the anchor only needed to make a slight move to keep them busy."
"I am dying of laughter. Your nightmare has just begun."
"They all have nine years of compulsory education, why can the anchor show off like this? It makes my scalp numb."
"I don't know how the parents on the other side of the surveillance camera felt."
"I don't know how they feel, but I am very happy watching them."
"......"
As soon as Su Yang finished speaking, a hint suddenly appeared in front of him.
【Mission completion status: 1/3!】
【[Experience time remaining: 04:47:18]
It took only ten minutes to complete a task, and Su Yang was very satisfied with the efficiency.
He also fully adapted to the environment of the kindergarten. He even helped to coax the children.
Making them cry is a system task, and coaxing them is what they should do.
In other words, they deserve it.
And his way of coaxing children is also unique, that is, talking nonsense to divert their attention
""Little boy, let me tell you your fortune. I think you are just 3 years old."
Children are very fond of this.
Not to mention them, when I was a child, my father used this to fool me.
When talking about his father, Su Yang's eyes flashed with sadness, but he quickly covered it up.
After all, when a little boy with a big snot nose stares at you, you can't be sad even if you want to.
"How do you know that?" the little boy asked, sniffing his nose.
Su Yang smiled and said,"I know a lot more."
"I also know that you must wear short sleeves in summer and a cotton jacket in winter, and you must be younger than your father."
"Am I right?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the little boy's eyes lit up. He nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice.
His action attracted the attention of several children nearby, and they all looked at Su Yang.
Other kindergarten teachers took a long time to coax one child.
Su Yang just said something nonsense and coaxed three or four children.
There is no harm without comparison.
Seeing that Su Yang coaxed the children so easily, the netizens in the live broadcast room started to discuss again
"I can't tell, the anchor is quite good at coaxing kids"
"Hahaha, they are ultimately suffering from a lack of education. If they had a kindergarten diploma, they wouldn't look at you with such admiration."
"No matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it can catch mice, it is a good cat"
"You can describe it, haha."
"If you ask me, it's good enough to be able to coax the child well. Many people don't have such patience."
"The anchor will definitely be a good father in the future"
"Find a wife and have a baby, just for me."
"......"
Netizens were just joking.
But when Zhou Siyu saw this comment, she was stunned.
Logically speaking, it is difficult for children like them who grew up in an orphanage to have the idea of giving birth to the next generation.
Because they have suffered, they don’t want their children to continue to suffer.
However, when she saw such a healing picture.
For the first time, she felt that her idea was wrong.
The picture of Su Yang and the child was so warm that she also felt that there was nothing wrong with having children.
And this is just one of her feelings after watching the live broadcast.
Zhou Siyu's personality has always been cold, and there are few things that can evoke her emotions.
But she couldn't help laughing several times after watching for a while.
What Su Yang did was embarrassing and funny, and the comment was also funny.
The atmosphere of the entire live broadcast room was particularly joyful and lively.
This was a feeling she hadn't experienced for a long time, and it made her unconsciously immersed in it.
She felt much better too........
Let's talk about Su Yang.
He is really good at coaxing children. Even adults will be stunned for a few seconds when they hear his nonsense.
"Let me calculate yours."
Su Yang grabbed a little girl's hand and pretended to look at her palm lines.
He started talking nonsense,"You have to sit when you eat and lie down when you sleep. You must not have been at your parents' wedding."
Then he looked at another one,"It's raining and the ground is slippery. What's your father's last name? What's your last name?""
"......"
Just like that, all the children around Su Yang stopped crying. They all listened with wide eyes.
They were happy to hear it, and Su Yang felt a great sense of accomplishment.
Just when he thought he could close the stall, another little boy came over.
"Uncle, can you calculate it for me?"
"Thank you~" He was very polite and would extend his hand.
——
"I'm only 22 years old, why are you calling me Uncle Jimao?"
Normally, Su Yang wouldn't care what others call him. But now he is in kindergarten, surrounded by a group of three or four-year-old kids calling him brother.
He is used to it, and now suddenly a child calls him uncle.
He starts to feel the gap. He didn't control his mouth for a while, and even Jimao came out.
He was about to correct it, but before he could open his mouth, he heard the little boy say it again in great seriousness,"Uncle Jimao, can you count it for me too?"
"Thank you~"
After saying this, Su Yang was at a loss.
After he realized what was happening, he even laughed at himself.
Seeing this scene, the netizens in the live broadcast room also burst into laughter.
"Uncle Chicken Feather, hahahaha!!!"
"Just tell me whether he understands it correctly or not."
"A little polite, but not much"
"Children speak without restraint, just like my son, once he opens his mouth you never know how shocking his next words will be."
"It feels like I got the question wrong, but the answer is correct."
"To be honest, kindergarten is full of joy."
"Thank you Ao (fourth tone)~"
"......"
The comments were full of laughter.
Other children were also coaxed into submission by the teachers.
Perhaps it was because Su Yang had done a good job in coaxing the children that Xiao Zhang did not bother him.
He had wanted to punish him, but he got punished first.
Xiao Zhang let Su Yang off, but Su Yang was a man who could not sit still.
Coaxing is coaxing, and making a child cry is making a child cry, which are two different things.
Only one task was completed.
The road ahead is still arduous.
He has adapted to the environment and began to let himself go.
When the classroom became quiet again, Su Yang came alive again.
"We will all be sold out!!!"
Good fellow.
This is like throwing sparks into an oil barrel.
In the classroom, the crying was so loud that it could blow the roof off.
The child who had just been coaxed started to cry again.
Xiao Zhang was dumbfounded.
Even the other two teachers looked at Su Yang.
They felt a headache. They hadn't even had a chance to catch their breath before they started coaxing the child again.......
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