I Shocked the World After Being Forced to Farm

"My name is Qi Huai."

The man standing at the door waiting for Yu Ci to open the door suddenly uttered a loud voice, which also completely pulled back Yu Ci's floating thoughts. Yu Ci was stunned for a while before he felt embarrassed. Although he had met the other party several times, he invited the other party to dinner without even knowing their name...

Yu Ci held the cucumber with an awkward smile, "My name is Yu Ci."

With a cry, Qi Huai stood on one side and waited for Yuci to open the door. Yuci's house is very clean and in the simplest style. Qi Huai just glanced casually and almost got a feel for Yuci's character and preferences. He glanced over the pots of succulents on the coffee table, and walked over with Yuci calmly.

"Sit down first, there are drinks and coffee at home, what do you like to drink?"

Yu Ci threw the cucumber in his arms to the ground and straightened his waist, clenched his hand into a fist and hammered on the waist with inertia, raising his eyes to ask Qi Huai.

Qi Huai: "White water is fine."

Qi Huai belongs to that kind of cold and delicate appearance. His facial features can't pick up any mistakes, and he resembles the sculptures Yu Ci has seen. The same delicate, the same...cold. He threw away these thoughts, went to the kitchen and poured a cup of warm water to Qi Huai. When Qi Huai took the water glass, his finger touched Yu Ci's finger lightly, and the warm touch was very obvious. He closed his eyes and looked as usual, as if nothing happened.

Yu Ci didn't notice anything, so he just threw a sentence: "The remote control is in the small basket over there. You can watch TV and I will cook. By the way, do you have any restrictions?"

Qi Huai shook his head: "No."

Hearing Yu Ci, the smile on his face was still there, but his heart was relieved.

Fortunately, this customer is not picky, otherwise--

Yu Ci went to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator, silently looking at the only spare rib left in the freezer. He bought this when he placed an order for the supermarket before. Since then, Yu Ci occasionally goes out to eat, occasionally order takeaway, and can't remember when to empty out the ingredients in the refrigerator.

Around six o'clock, under Qi Huai's from time to time gaze, Yu Ci finally brought out all the dishes. He met Yuci's face, and a smile appeared on the face of the boy Bai Shengsheng, "You can wash your hands and eat."

Five minutes later, Qi Huai sat at the dining table with a strange expression.

"what is this?"

"Shoot the cucumber."

Qi Huai said that he knew it, and pointed to several other dishes.

Yu Cimian replied without changing the color, "This is hot and sour cucumber, this is sweet and sour cucumber, this is vegetable fried cucumber and cold cucumber. Oh and this, ribs stewed cucumber!"

Qi Huai: "………………"

After eating dinner for an hour, Qi Huai said to clean up the dishes, and Yu Cixin thought that you are a guest somehow, so I should be polite. As a result, as soon as he said, ‘It’s okay, I’ll do it myself’, Qi Huai responded with a good voice and said goodbye.

Yu Ci: "..."

He sent Qi Huai out of the living room. When Yu Ci turned around, he caught a glimpse of the remaining unfinished cucumbers. He opened his mouth and asked: "Mr. Qi, how do you think the cucumbers taste today?"

Qi Huai stiffened.

In all fairness, this cucumber is really delicious. But the dinner is all cucumbers, no matter how delicious it is, it is a bit responsive. Qi Huai thought of those ways of being in the world, his eyes were serious, and he said nonsense seriously, "Very good."

Hearing the words, I raised my eyebrows, and my mood became better visible to the naked eye. Although the EQ of this Mr. Qi is not very high, he likes the cucumbers he grows. Realizing this, Yu Ci hurriedly ran back to the living room, picked up the remaining cucumbers and stuffed them into Qi Huai’s arms enthusiastically, with a bright smile, "Mr. Qi, you can eat more, this cucumber is also very raw. delicious."

Qi Huai stared at a few cucumbers in silence, pursed his lips, and finally responded with a good voice.

Yu Ci waved at him, but vaguely felt that Qi Huai's back looked a bit miserable.

Scratching his chin, Yu Ci thought what was wrong, he gave him the remaining cucumbers, what a good thing!

After sending off Qi Huai, Yu Ci lay on the sofa for a while, got up and started to pack things. Throwing all the dishes into the dishwasher, he yawned and was about to walk into the bedroom when the doorbell suddenly rang. Yu Ci turned his steps and changed directions.

When I opened the door, I was still thinking, who will come to him at this time?

When he opened the door and saw the professor's face, he was stunned for a moment.

Professor Xia is a professor in the History Department of Imperial Capital University. He looks very gentle, and the eyes under his glasses are kind and gentle. He noticed that Yu Ci's slightly startled expression was also embarrassed. Although he knew that young people like Yuci wouldn't go to bed around seven o'clock, it was too early. With a slightly embarrassing smile, Professor Xia said: "Xiao Ci, it's like this. The cucumber you gave me today tastes really good, I just want to ask where you bought it."

Professor Xia seemed to think that this was a bit abrupt, and he quickly said: "My son has not had a good appetite recently. Two days ago, my wife asked him to go to the hospital to see if he has anorexia. But you brought him to the hospital today. After the cucumber, I ate two bowls of rice in a row and asked me where I bought it. So, didn’t I come to you?"

Professor Xia's son Xia Yiming is a professor at the Imperial College of Law. He has a good face at a young age and is extremely famous in Imperial College. But proportional to the reputation is the opponent's temper. It is said that Xia Yiming’s students do not account for 80% or 60% of the law school.

Thinking that Professor Xiao Xia likes to eat the cucumbers he grows, Yu Ci is really flattered. He quickly said: "I grow cucumbers. If you like professors, I will send you some of them tomorrow."

"Xiaoci, your own cucumber?" Professor Xia seemed a little surprised, and then he frowned again, "I think Xiaoci, your yard is clean."

When Yu Ci heard it, his whole body was tense, and he hurriedly hit haha, "This is what I planted in the previous house."

Professor Xia was clear, "Thank you for the small resignation, then."

Yuci waved his hand, "Professor is polite. I'm too happy if you like to eat."

Motivated by Professor Xia, Yu Ci closed the door and returned to the living room. Apart from anything else, he immediately opened the door of the storage room, shouted ‘Repay the money’, and went to pick the cucumbers with interest. After the cucumber is mature, it will not be good if it is not picked for a long time. It will age, and the taste will be poor. With the development of science and technology, the average yield of cucumbers per mu can reach tens of thousands of catties, but Yuci grows a little differently.

Although Yuci’s cucumbers taste good, the yield is not large, and the yield per mu is only 5,000 catties.

It's just that the five thousand catties of cucumbers couldn't be solved at once. Yuci thought about it and only picked half of them. Cucumbers piled into small hills on the wasteland, and Yu Ci randomly took out two to erase the thorns, one for himself and the other for Fu Nian.

However, Fu Nian shook his head repeatedly, showing an embarrassed expression, hiding his huge wings behind him, and whispered, "I have eaten."

Good guy, steal it!

Yuci flicked its little head symbolically, not angry. Even if Fu Nian this bird eats cucumbers every day, he can't eat much.

After eating a cucumber and resting for a while, he laboriously moved all the cucumbers into the villa.

Fortunately, Yuci's villa was big enough, and the stock of each room was barely packed.

After finishing this series of work, Yu Ci went to wash slowly. He lay in the bathtub for a long time. After rubbing with his phone for a long time, he seemed to have made up his mind. He opened the WeChat group of their class and sent a message: Do you like cucumbers? If you like it, I will bring some for you to try tomorrow. @all members.

Yuci's classmates are not very close, so the class group is very quiet. But as soon as the message of Yu Ci was sent, someone appeared within a few seconds.

Huang Zhengyang:? ? ? ?

Zhao Pengtao: Is this cucumber the cucumber I thought? I think the taste of cucumber is not good, bitter and astringent.

Xi Jingyan: Fuck me? I want it! I want everything from the school grass! When is tomorrow, where to get @郁语.

Lu Meng: Me, me, and me too!

Feng Wenshan: +1

Mu Dong: +2

...

Yu Ci glanced at the numbers, and for a while had to sigh that all the students gave too much face. After calculating the number, an OK emoticon was returned in the group. Just as he was about to turn off the phone, Yu Guanghe's message came in. He threw a link over, Yu Ci clicked it, it was from their school's forum.

【Shock! The school grass even threatened to send students to eat cucumbers! Who doesn't know that cucumbers are bitter, astringent and unpalatable. Does the school grass treat everyone as a trash can? If you don’t want to eat it yourself, you still want to give it to your classmates? 】

The title is straightforward and the attitude is very clear.

Yu Ci glanced at the ID of the post, and suddenly it was not surprising. The owner of this savior ID is no one else, but one of his and Yu Guanghe’s former roommates. Yu Ci and Yu Guanghe are very famous in the Imperial Capital University, but there are always various posts slandering them on the forum. Yu Ci and Yu Guanghe didn't take it seriously before, until one day when they returned to the dormitory they inadvertently caught a glimpse of a computer screen lit by a roommate.

At that moment, I knew everything.

Yu Ci didn't feel angry, and only regarded this post as entertainment. He clicked on the post, which was posted a few minutes ago, but the message was over a hundred.

There is a fish that likes to keep cats: Why is it you again? The information is very well-informed. I'm in the same class as Yuci. Just after Yuci's front foot is finished, you will post on the back foot, disgusting!

I can't afford your love: Although, you still dislike the things that people give me in school. Don't you just take them? By the way, don’t the school grass prepare a little for the junior girls and younger brothers in the school? I can do even the unpalatable cucumber! As long as you give it!

Tang Seng endorsed Rejoice: Cough cough, those seniors, if you don’t like the cucumbers sent by the school grass, how about me? Purchase at a high price! I add my WeChat privately, you can set a price, whatever you want!

I’m your father: I also want cucumbers from the school grass, and I can pay.

...

Yu Ci looked all the way, only to feel that the building against him was getting crooked, and in the end he was making plans to contact his classmates to make deals with them. Yuci's little brain ran at high speed for a while, and replied under a certain message: You can ask me to buy it at the market price.