Feng Wenshan previously responded to Yuci in the class with a simple purpose. Yu Ci is very popular in the class, so he doesn't want to embarrass Yu Ci. After all, most people will never like to eat cucumbers. And now, he decided to slap himself twice to apologize. Who said that most people don't like cucumbers?
Bullshit!
Feng Wenshan's quack quack bite is so juicy, and the cucumber tastes sweet and refreshing. Only this way can make people addicted.
A cucumber was quickly solved by Feng Wenshan. He glanced at the dark handle and took another bite. The cucumber shank tasted a bit astringent, which made Feng Wenshan miss the taste even more. He quietly glanced at Xi Jingyan's table, and Xi Jingyan was holding his cell phone to pat the cucumber that Yu Ci gave her.
After picking the angles around for a long time, Xi Jingyan found a few pictures that were taken fairly well, added filters and dropped the debris next to him, and then sent it to Moments with satisfaction.
Feng Wenshan's hands were itchy. He poked Xi Jingyan on the shoulder. The other's eyes were not away from the phone, but his mouth should be very quick, "What's the matter?"
Feng Wenshan rubbed his hands and showed a bright smile, "Sister Yan, we have been classmates since high school, and now we are very destined to be college classmates in the same class for three years..."
Halfway through the conversation, Xi Jingyan couldn't help putting down the phone and glanced at Feng Wenshan with extremely skepticism.
His gaze swept over Feng Wenshan several times, and Xi Jingyan could not see why. However, Feng Wenshan definitely has a problem when he speaks in such a disgusting Bara's tone suddenly. Xi Jingyan is an indifferent woman who directly stretched out her hand to block Feng Wenshan's face, "I have a boyfriend, no money, and no homework."
Feng Wenshan: "...not necessarily."
Xi Jingyan frowned: "Then what do you want to do?"
Feng Wenshan coughed twice, and slightly embarrassedly pointed his finger at the small half box of cucumbers left in front of Xi Jingyan, "You can't finish eating so many cucumbers, do you want to divide me two?"
Xi Jingyan: "What are you doing? Do you want to apply your face too? But I don't think you can use anything for your dark skin."
Feng Wenshan, who was shot suddenly, couldn't help but roll his eyes. He picked up the cucumber that he had eaten with only one stalk and shook it in front of Xi Jingyan twice. He whispered: "What do I do for a big man? Face! I just want to eat this cucumber!"
Feng Wenshan thought that the explanation was enough, but he didn't know that Feng Wenshan's desire to eat cucumber is more exaggerated than applying cucumber to his face when Xi Jingyan heard it. She pinched a cucumber with two fingers, her eyes were stunned and unbelievable, and her voice was almost uncontrollably amplified, "Do you like cucumbers?"
Although the classroom is noisy, Xi Jingyan's voice is hard to ignore. As soon as he said this, the people around him looked in surprise. What did Xi Jingyan just say? Feng Wenshan likes cucumber?
The boy who had been stabbed by a cucumber before opened his eyes. As a person in the dormitory with Feng Wenshan, he knew Feng Wenshan's taste best. Whenever something like cucumber appears in the cafeteria, Feng Wenshan will complain about it. What's going on today?
Thinking about it, he asked, "Old Feng, what are you doing, the taste suddenly becomes strange?"
After asking, the boy vaguely noticed something was wrong. A line of sight fell on his body, and the boy quickly raised his head and followed that line of sight, and he noticed the gloomy speech supporting his chin at a glance. The words that the boy was about to export were immediately stuck back, and he quickly showed an awkward smile at Yuci, "School grass. I'm not targeting you. You also know that cucumber is not delicious."
The second half of the sentence was very quiet, with a little vacancy.
After all, it was a gift from Yuci.
Yuci doesn't care. Cucumbers belong to the category of ‘unpalatable’ in everyone’s minds. This kind of cognition has long been formed, even if Yuci refutes it in every possible way, it is useless. The only thing that can change everyone's mind is to let them taste it for themselves.
Yuci doesn't care, but some people care. Feng Wenshan heard the boys say that cucumbers are not delicious, his eyes widened, "Why not delicious? It's super delicious! If you don't believe it, try it yourself!"
Boy: "... Are you so excited that you want to play me and see my jokes? It's not necessary, although it is a bit unpalatable, it is also unpalatable to make me cry. There are no jokes to watch."
Feng Wenshan rolled his eyes very unceremoniously, "Who wants to see your jokes, do you like to eat or not, anyway, I like to eat."
When the voice fell, Feng Wenshan pushed his waist to the side of the table in a difficult posture, and stretched his arms as hard as a monkey to take cucumbers into the box. Feng Wenshan had already thought about it, anyway, he took a few more. When the time comes, there is nothing to eat.
When the boy saw Feng Wenshan picked up four cucumbers, his expression became more and more wrong. He stared suspiciously at the cucumber in his hand for a long time, and then looked at Feng Wenshan's look like a baby, and suddenly an eager thought arose in his heart——
Anyway, it’s not terribly unpalatable, just taste one bite, or throw it up if it’s a big deal...
With this thought, the boy closed his eyes, gently handed the cucumber to his mouth, and took a small bite with his teeth exposed. The small gap looked like a grain of rice, which made Feng Wenshan really angry. He stood up and held the boy’s neck, and directly sent the cucumber to the other’s mouth, "Is it a man? Give me a big mouthful!"
The boy's teeth were caught off guard, he chewed a few times, and subconsciously wanted to find where the trash can was. After taking it, he stayed in place for the next second, staring at the cucumber in his hand in confusion.
Feng Wenshan hummed, his face was smeared with pride: "How is it, is it delicious?"
The boy seemed to have finally reacted and yelled: "Fuck me? This is really cucumber? Why is it different from what I usually eat, so delicious?"
Everyone: "???"
The mood of everyone is not much different from that of the boy who just started. Although Feng Wenshan showed interest in cucumber, no one was willing to try it at will. Up to this moment, they witnessed a real scented face.
Suspicious eyes fell on the cucumber that was randomly placed on one side, and everyone looked at each other. There were curiosity, temptation, entanglement and eagerness in their eyes.
"Why don't you try? It's a big deal and let it go quietly."
"Try and try."
"Fuck me?"
"My day?"
"Damn it is really a cucumber?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh so delicious! so refreshing, watery! I still want to eat!
"What's going on, is there any magic in school grass? How do you grow cucumbers that God prefers? Too much!"
"..."
The voice of twitter rang in the classroom, and Yu Ci couldn't help but smile. There is one thing to say. It's quite fulfilling to see that everyone likes his cucumbers so much. Just as he was thinking, Yu Guanghe beside him suddenly pulled his sleeves. He turned his head to look. There was a cucumber handle on the other's desk, his eyes were bright like light bulbs, "Fish, are there any more? "
"What do I mean by you? This is given to me by Yu school grass. What do you mean by taking it all to me!" Xi Jingyan was stunned while holding the empty carton with only air left. "Would you like to be so excessive! I just ate one!"
Yu Ci retracted his gaze and smiled: "Yes, there are many more. The other people in the school made a lot of reservations yesterday, but I didn't bring them all over, so I can't let them go."
"School grass, are there more? I still want to eat it! It doesn't matter whether it costs money or not, the main thing is to eat!"
"Yes, yes, me too!"
"Add me and me. I also want to try this flavor of cucumber for cooking."
Yu Ci Lian lowered his eyes and smiled, "I'll go back and see, if I have more, I will send you a message."
When the lecturer came to the classroom with the textbooks, he found that this classroom is extremely lively today, and a bunch of students are chattering constantly, which is really different from the past. He did not speak either. He stood on the stage and listened carefully, and vaguely heard the word ‘cucumber’.
cucumber? What is there to discuss about cucumber? !
Yu Ci's cucumber quickly became famous.
The post on the school forum about sending cucumbers from Yu school that was discussed yesterday was turned over, and it was on the homepage again. At the same time, a new post appeared on the forum homepage and followed the hot label.
[Someone said yesterday that sending cucumbers to school grass actually treats classmates as trash cans. Today I will recognize them. I am willing to be a **** trash can! Harmful, harmless, recyclable, non-recyclable trash can, I can! 】
ID doesn't know what to choose: Hey, I don't talk to you about something, I blew my identity, I am a classmate of Yuci. You probably all know that our school grass brought two boxes of cucumbers to the school today. Yes, I was taken prisoner by cucumber, I have never eaten such a delicious cucumber! Students who have already placed an order to buy cucumbers at Yu School Grass, see if they can give me some? The price is negotiable!
2L: Is the host a navy who sells cucumbers?
7L: Damn it, why are you telling them! I just got in touch with my junior, and he agreed to forward it to me just because of your post he regretted it again [smile]
14L: Uh, are some people upstairs too exaggerated? We don’t know what the cucumber tastes like. There is no need to boast so much just to advertise the school grass. After all, cucumber seeds are just like that, whoever grows them is different?
15L: Upstairs is too naive. If you have a chance, I suggest you try it, and you will know what is called face beating.
55L: I still think it's an exaggeration, but... you won, I really want to try the cucumber from the school grass!
88L: I am 55L. I came back after consulting the school. Are you crazy? No one left? ? ?
...
Discussions on the forum were in full swing, and Yu Ci sat cross-legged on the wasteland of the wasteland to keep accounts. The cucumbers in front of them are piled into small hills, but such a large portion has been booked, and the alumni are really awesome.
He touched his chin and poked Fu Nian's wings again, "Can I plant the second round of cucumbers?"
Fu Nian moved his butt, holding a cucumber in his mouth and replied vaguely: "Whatever you want."
Yu Ci blinked, and decided to let it go first after thinking about it.
After all, when supply is less than demand, there are still many advantages.
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