I signed with the system for three years, and the band fired me?

"Hahaha, the sign language teacher is about to collapse. Did you see how he rolled his eyes just now?"

"More than just rolling your eyes, the sign language teacher is making a seal with his hands, and he's almost like Kakashi!"

"Kakashi, are you trying to make me laugh to death? From now on, the sign language teacher must be a ninja, right?"

"The Dafei Human Rhyming Machine is so magical that even Sister Deng was affected."

"Yes, Sister Deng has started to rhyme. Da Fei is so awesome. He has changed the hosting style of the first sister of CCTV!"

"The sign language teachers at CCTV will have to suffer a lot in the future. Da Fei is so deceptive, haha!"

"..."

The response to the show online has been quite overwhelming.

In the past, almost no one paid attention to sign language teachers in any program.

The sign language teacher of this show has attracted much attention, because if you don't reach a certain level, you won't be able to catch Da Fei's jokes.

Qiu Chengdong was very satisfied and asked Lin Chudong to record a few episodes of the program before giving up.

I was paid, of course, but the price was not high, just a few thousand yuan per issue. This was the price of CCTV.

Being on CCTV is not to make money, just to gain fame.

Lin Chudong didn't think it was too little either. This show had indeed increased his reputation, not to mention that it was for Sister Deng to help, and it didn't matter whether he was paid or not.

Some things can make money, and some things can make you famous. You can't have it both ways. You have to wait until you have more say in the future to get both fame and fortune.

After recording the show, Lin Chudong originally wanted to buy an evening ticket to return to the Magic City.

But Sister Deng wanted him to stay overnight, and he couldn't refuse.

At home, Sister Deng prepared hot pot and bought a few bottles of beer, and the two of them had a comfortable meal in the early winter season.

Sister Deng was eating and drinking, her cheeks were flushed, and she was obviously ready to get drunk.

Lin Chudong was helpless. He thought it would be okay to drink seven or eight bottles of Sister Deng's condition, but now after drinking two bottles, she started to pretend to be confused, and her acting skills were very poor.

Not long after, Deng Siqing finally told Da Fei not to clean up, and then lay down on the table.

Lin Chudong had gotten used to it and finished cleaning up the hot pot, then picked up Sister Deng and put her on the bed.

This time Sister Deng had already finished washing her face, which saved him a very troublesome step.

Lin Chudong turned off the light and went to bed, lying next to Sister Deng, and opened his arms directly.

Then, Sister Deng came over and rested her head in his arms.

The two seemed to have a tacit understanding, one pretended to be drunk and the other pretended to be confused.

Lin Chudong turned sideways, faced Deng Siqing, and gently held her in his arms.

This feeling is so comfortable.

Deng Siqing's heartbeat accelerated.

Now that they are like this, is it time to have children next?

…

Back in the Magic City, Liang Yin and the others were watching TV.

"So hardworking?"

Liang Yin said, "That's not true. If you appear on a show again, we won't miss it."

Lin Chudong was helpless, "CCTV was an accident. They really think I can be on any program. I have to go on a business trip in the afternoon to hire a male lead in the Northeast. How are the preparations for the film and television department?"

Liang Yin said, "I contacted several companies. The props such as photography, lighting, and sound are the most expensive, costing several million. The salaries of editors, photographers and lighting engineers are pretty good, with a total budget of 7 million to 1,000. Between ten thousand."

Lin Chudong thought for a while, "Go ahead and buy something expensive. The film and television department only pays for it once. We don't need to rent film and television equipment in the future. "The Beginning" is just the beginning for us. We will shoot the second part after the year. We don't need to save this money." ”

"good."

"What are you looking at?"

Wang Zhidao said, "News, there have been a lot of vicious dogs hurting people recently."

Lin Chudong glanced at it and saw that it was a dog biting a child. The parents beside him tried their best to avoid it while holding the child. In the end, the child was still seriously injured.

Lin Chudong said, "What this parent is doing is wrong. You can't run with your child. The dog will think it's teasing it, so it bites it more happily."

Lin Chudong is now a pet training master and has his own judgment on this situation.

Wang Zhi was stunned, "What should we do?"

Before Lin Chudong could speak, Liang Yin said directly.

"The most scientific method is naked hanging."

The two of them were stunned, "Naked choke? Naked choke in fighting?"

"right."

Liang Yin picked up a stuffed toy and gestured, then clamped the toy's head under his elbow and said.

"The dog's arteries are also here. Pull your arms together hard and clamp the arteries on both sides of it. It will make it pass out in a few seconds."

Wang Zhi shrank his neck, as if he was involved in it.

Lin Chudong suddenly became interested.

"Madam boss, once the naked choke is formed, it will be difficult to break it, right?"

"That's right, if you fight one on one, you can surrender in a few seconds."

"Teach me."

Liang Yin's face became a little strange, then he got up and walked into the office.

Lin Chudong sent Wang Zhi away and then walked into Liang Yin's office.

Liang Yin said, "Why do you want to learn this thing?"

"Defense yourself. Hero Tian almost got beaten up last time."

"Okay, let me teach you."

Liang Yin laid out a yoga mat and asked Lin Chudong to sit on the ground with his back to her.

"The details of the naked choke are that the direction of your elbow must be consistent with the direction of the opponent's chin."

"Because when you use your arms to strangle the opponent's neck, you are not trying to suffocate him, but to make him suffer from insufficient blood supply to the brain. If he is suffocated, he can last for more than a minute at least, and he may die directly. But insufficient blood supply to the brain, You can faint in just ten seconds.”

Liang Yin's arm strangled Lin Chudong's arm, and pushed his face with his left hand. His chin and Liang Yin's elbow were in the same direction.

Then Liang Yin buried his head on Lin Chudong's shoulder and said, "Lower your head to protect your eyes, lest the other party turns around and stabs you in the eyes."

Immediately afterwards, Liang Yin stretched his legs from Lin Chudong's waist to the front and hooked his inner thighs.

"This will prevent the other party from turning over, and the probability of success will be greater."

"If you achieve this step, you have basically succeeded. All that's left is to retract your elbows, retract your shoulder blades, and apply force on your back..."

At this time, Lin Chudong was lying in Liang Yin's arms, as if he was lying on a cloud.

If the boss lady's arms hadn't tightened, he would have wanted to lie like this all the time.

He clapped her hand quickly, signaling to admit defeat.

The boss lady has so many details. Even though I don’t have the skills provided by the system, I can still learn real skills from her.

"Lady boss, please demonstrate again."

"Um."

After a long time, Lin Chudong said, "Madam boss, demonstrate again."

Liang Yin kicked him, his face turned red, "Don't go on forever!"

This guy never stops taking advantage, and Liang Yin isn't stupid either. It's true that he's learned the art, but it's also true that he wants to lie in her arms, and that's about it.

Lin Chudong's old face turned red, he was discovered.

…

Wang Zhi said after leaving the office.

"Brother Fei, someone dissed you on Weibo."

Lin Chudong was stunned, "Who is it, Wu Bo again?"

Wu Bo didn't dare to respond to the last story about "Clay Pots and Iron Pots". I guess he will be honest in a short time and won't provoke him again, right?

Wang Zhidao said, "No, it's boxing champion Wu Hen. Look, he wants to participate in the same show as you."

Lin Chudong was stunned and took a look.

It turned out that the program team of "I Can 48" announced that Da Fei had officially joined.

This news suddenly caused an uproar.

Director Yan Ming has said before that this show is all about tough guys and there are no entertainment stars.

But Da Fei actually joined, and Yan Ming was a bit of a slap in the face.

But the official explanation is also very reasonable. Da Fei broke the record of "Happy Rush", which was a full 31 seconds faster than the parkour athletes.

They have invited parkour athletes, and it makes sense to invite Da Fei.

Also as a popular guest on "I Can 48", Wu Hen posted on Weibo.

"@林 Chudong, I hope I can meet you."

Suddenly, the comments section was full of spectators.

"That's awesome, hurry up and buy medical insurance, you will be hospitalized soon!"

"The boxing champion has issued a challenge. Da Fei will be in trouble this time. I don't think Da Fei can withstand three punches."

"Don't make trouble. The boxing champion is certainly awesome, but this is a peaceful era. Does he dare to fight Zhang San, the outlaw?"

"Of course you can't fight, but Da Fei can go into the ring. Will there be boxing in this show?"

"If it comes to boxing, Da Fei will never be able to withstand two punches from Wu Hen. Wu Hen is a top boxer known as the Wolf King!"

"The Wolf King is awesome, beat Da Fei to death!"

A group of people who are watching the excitement and are not afraid of big trouble can also be regarded as building momentum for the program team.

Lin Chudong smiled faintly and took out his cell phone to reply.

“@wolf王武hen, I’m waiting for you.”

A simple reply once again caused an uproar.

Da Fei is so brave, he even dares to challenge the boxing champion. I hope that when they meet on the show, the two sides can compete with each other.

…

Lin Qiqi booked a flight ticket for Lin Chudong, and they met at the airport at one o'clock in the afternoon.

Lin Qiqi held the suitcase and two neck pillows.

"Da Fei!"

When Lin Qiqi saw him, she threw her suitcase away and ran over.

Lin Chudong smiled, his eyes full of endearment.

Every time he saw Lin Qiqi running towards him desperately, a hint of sweetness would flow out of his heart.

There were too many people at the airport, so Lin Qiqi was embarrassed and threw herself into his arms. The two held hands, picked up their suitcases, and walked into the airport.

After getting on the plane, Lin Qiqi put on the neck pillow for Lin Chudong.

"Da Fei, we have to fly for four hours, let's get some sleep first."

Lin Qiqi leaned on his shoulder, hugged one of his arms, clasped her little hands with his, put on the steam eye mask, and got ready to sleep.

Lin Chudong smiled, the arrangements for him were clear.

…

Four hours later, we landed in Spring City in the North Country.

Lin Qiqi was very excited when she saw this vast white snow scene.

"Look Dafei, there's a lot of snow. We can build a snowman. I also want to go skiing..."

Lin Chudong said, "Miss, let's have fun after we finish our work, and do the business first."

Lin Qiqi stuck out her tongue, "Okay."

"Da Fei, is this man so powerful that you came all the way to invite him in person?"

Lin Chudong said, "His temperament is very suitable for the male lead in my next drama. Just invite him, just treat it as a trip."

"Well, hehe, traveling is great."

The two rented a car at Longjia Airport and headed straight to the city.

First, we went to the supermarket to buy some gifts, and then drove to Li Hongbin’s residence.

When you get to the door, press the doorbell of the unit building.

After a few seconds, the other party answered.

"Who?"

"Brother Li, I'm Da Fei, I'm here to see you."

"Da Fei? Didn't I say last time that I won't act in TV series anymore? I'm old and can't stand the trouble. Please come back."

After saying that, he turned off the intercom directly.

Lin Qiqi pouted, "What should we do? He doesn't see us."

Lin Chudong said, "Get in the car first, let's go eat, and I'll think of a solution."

After getting in the car, the two went to a restaurant to have a special iron pot stew. Without Sister Song's control, Lin Qiqi's mouth was full of oil.

Lin Chudong didn't have much appetite, mainly because he was a little worried.

I finally met an actor I liked, but in the end I didn't even see him.

It seems that it is not easy to reproduce the good drama in the mind.

Lin Qiqi held her cell phone and said, "Da Fei, Sister Song said that Li Hongbin's lover will perform at Laogen Theater at eight o'clock in the evening, and maybe Li Hongbin will also go."

Lin Chudong nodded, "Okay, I'll buy the tickets and we'll go see it tonight."

"His wife is able to attend the Spring Festival Gala, and she is actually performing in a small theater."

"The audience for Errenzhuan is still small. There are not many performance opportunities except in small theaters. Not everyone in the Spring Festival Gala is a big star."

"That's right, Da Fei, you know so much, hehe."

"Qiqi, you eat the ribs."

"Da Fei is a bit fat..."

"You eat the thin ones and leave the fat ones for me."

"Hehe, then you bite first."

…

8 p.m., Laogen Theater.

The two of them put on the down jackets they had prepared long ago and entered the warm theater, feeling quite comfortable.

"It's better to live in the north, where there's underfloor heating in winter."

Lin Qiqi took off her coat and found a seat with Lin Chudong to sit down.

Lin Chudong looked around for a moment, but could not find Li Hongbin.

"Qiqi, I'll go backstage and take a look. You sit here and be obedient."

"Um!"

…

Backstage, Zhang Xiaomin looked at her partner who was covered in lumps with an ugly expression.

"Old Feng, are you okay?"

Old Feng was now covered in red bumps, just like Lin Chudong had drank milk.

After scratching for a long time, the pain got worse and worse.

"Xiaomin, I guess I won't be able to go on stage today, why don't you go on stage yourself."

Zhang Xiaomin said, "No, the audience gave me a tip of five hundred and ordered "Little New Year's Greetings". I can't sing it without you."

"I think that brother is a little drunk, so there's no reason to refund the money."

The Northeast Erren Theater is very interactive. The audience rewards depending on their mood. Some of them just throw money on the stage, or simply hand money to the actors.

People give you money to order music, and you have to sing it. If you give the money back, the audience will feel embarrassed.

Many Northeastern brothers in the audience have hot tempers. If they encounter someone who is drunk, they may cause trouble. It is not uncommon for actors to be beaten.

Zhang Xiaomin said, "Hong Bin, go and hire a doctor for me!"

Li Hongbin nodded and was about to go out.

Suddenly Lin Chudong walked towards him.

"Brother Li, I have studied medicine, let me help you!"

Li Hongbin was stunned, "Why are you here?"

Lin Chudong didn't answer. He squatted down and checked Lao Feng's condition and said.

"This is urticaria. I ate something I'm allergic to. I should go to the hospital now to get an injection of desensitizing medicine, otherwise it will be more serious."

Zhang Xiaomin suddenly became anxious, "What should we do, Lao Feng... Oh, forget it, you go ahead, I will fight on my own here!"

Zhang Xiaomin is considered a mainstay of the theater. She has acted with Lao Feng for many years and has many fans.

Now that there are so many audiences outside, once Lao Feng leaves, she can only sing by herself.

Lin Chudong said, "Sister-in-law, I am a friend of Brother Li. I am good at duo, how about I partner with you?"

Zhang Xiaomin was stunned, "You...are you Da Fei?"

The singer is so popular that he knows a lot of people now.

"Yes, I am Da Fei."

Zhang Xiaomin glanced at Li Hongbin with confusion in her eyes, wondering when did Hongbin know Da Fei?