I started by making the Jingjue Ancient City and scared Sister Zhou to tears!
Chapter 74: Good calculation
The door lock was unlocked, and the two people outside immediately became excited.
"Hey, Brother Dao, let's open it. How's it going? I'm pretty good at this!" The person who spoke was a tall and thin man.
Brother Dao is a short, fat man with a scar on his face.
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry in, don't let anyone see you!" Brother Dao slapped the tall and thin man on the head.
The tall and thin man looked aggrieved, "Don't, don't hit me on the head, my mother told me, my brain is getting harder and harder to use!"
Brother Dao glared at him, and the tall and thin man immediately walked in aggrievedly.
"Brother Dao, do we want to change into slippers?"
"What the hell..." Brother Dao angrily slapped the tall and thin man's head, "We are here to do some fucking business, are you here as a guest?"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay, I've got shoe covers, no need to change shoes!" The tall, thin man took out the shoe covers from his pocket.
Brother Dao was so angry that he almost roared.
Lin Mu was speechless after hearing their conversation.
What the hell?
Good guy, he is also a very polite robber.
The tall and thin man put on the shoe covers by himself, "Brother Dao, do you want one?"
"I'll fuck you!" Brother Dao was so angry that he wanted to kill someone. "Do you have a fucking pig's brain? If it weren't for your family being too poor, I wouldn't have brought you here at all!"
"Thank you Brother Dao!" The tall and thin man said with a grateful face, "Brother Dao, we have to hurry up. My second aunt has introduced me to a person. We are going to meet in the evening. This is a major event in my life and I must not delay it!"
Brother Dao suppressed his anger and gritted his teeth, "Then why don't you close the fucking door quickly and look for someone like crazy!"
"Oh well!"
The tall and thin man gently closed the door and locked it.
Both of them held knives in their hands and walked quietly inside.
But the shoe covers on the thin and tall man's feet would make a clanking sound if he took a step.
Brother Dao turned around and waited for him fiercely, hitting his head with a blow.
"Take it off, take it off!"
"Oh, Brother Dao, I told you not to hit me in the face and head. I'm going on a blind date tonight. If you break it, what will I do if people don't like me!" The tall and thin man was still a little unconvinced.
Brother Dao is going crazy. He regrets so much that he brought such a fool here.
Lin Mu, who was hiding next to him, couldn't help but burst out laughing.
puff……
"Who, who's laughing?" Brother Dao immediately became nervous.
At first glance, it seemed like he had never done anything like this before, and his hands and feet were shaking from nervousness.
Lin Mu walked out and turned on the light directly, "I'm sorry, I really can't help it. You guys don't seem to be very skilled in this business."
The light came on.
Brother Dao and the tall and thin man were shaken so much that they narrowed their eyes, while Lin Mu looked at them with a smile and was not in a hurry to take action.
At first glance, these two people are not professional robbers. The knife guy looks like a gangster, and the tall and thin guy, huh? No matter how you look at it, you don't feel very smart.
Therefore, he has nothing to fear.
Soon, their eyes recovered.
The tall and thin man's eyes widened and he took out a photo from his pocket, "Brother Dao, look, is this person our target?"
Brother Dao gritted his teeth, "Look at your mother, it's him!"
"It's over, we've been discovered, run away!" The tall and thin man turned around and prepared to run away without saying a word.
"Damn it!" Brother Dao cursed angrily, and grabbed the lanky man's clothes, "Let's go to Hammer, he is alone, and the two of us are afraid of getting him!"
The tall and lanky man reacted, "Yes, yes, let's fight him two against one!"
ten minutes later!
The screams finally ended.
Brother Dao and the tall and thin man turned into two pig heads, squatting on the ground, holding their heads in their hands, groaning.
"Brother, brother, I was wrong, we were wrong, you, your master, don't care about the villain, you, please let us go!" Brother Dao began to beg for mercy.
He hates Dai Qing very much now.
Don't you mean he's just a weak otaku?
This is fucking crueler than Ma Dongxi.
The tall and thin man looked aggrieved, "It's over, it's over. How can I go on a blind date like this? People will definitely look down on me!"
He took out a small mirror from somewhere, looked at his face, and then burst into tears.
forest……
"No, who among us is the robber?"
He was speechless.
What did Dai Qing think of bringing these two weirdos here?
"Let me ask you, who asked you to come?" Lin Mu asked!
"I, I can't say it, not even to death!" Brother Dao was quite tough.
"Don't tell me, okay!" Lin Mu cracked his wrists and made a crisp sound.
Brother Dao trembled all over, "Yes, it's my cousin, Dai, Dai, Dai Qing!"
"It's her indeed!" Lin Mu sneered, "Tell me carefully, what did she ask you to do?"
"She, she seemed to have been fired and was not in a good mood. She invited me to drink and gave me delicious food. Then she said that there was a man named Lin Mu who caused her to lose her job. I drank some wine at that time. , just wanted to help!”
"She told me to scare you, and gave me 10,000 yuan to take that game off the shelves. Then, here we are!"
Good guy, he does have some backbone, but not much.
"What did you two do before?" Lin Mu asked!
"I, I, am just a villager, he, he is a locksmith, his brain is not very good, oh, I regret it so much, why did I bring this guy to play!" Brother Dao got angry when he saw the tall and thin guy.
Lin Mu nodded and understood what was going on.
Obviously, these two guys with not very good brains were fooled by Dai Qing.
Even if these two people were arrested, there was no evidence, and as long as Dai Qing did not admit it, the police could not do anything to Dai Qing.
And if this thing was done, she might really be able to return to the company again with this credit.
I have to say that this woman is too shrewd, and she is like a dog-skin plaster, which can't be thrown away.
"I just don't know if the duck factory is involved in this matter!" Lin Mu thought to himself.
At this time, a burst of hurried footsteps came from outside.
Dong Dong Dong...
There was a violent knock on the door.
"Listen, people inside, you have been surrounded, put down your weapons immediately, surrender, strive for leniency, and don't resist stubbornly!" The voice of the police came from outside.
"Don't mess around, I have money, just let Lin Mu go, everything will be fine, I can give you money." Zhou Suyi's anxious voice came.
"Police comrade, help!" The tall and thin man was so excited when he heard the police's voice that he immediately called for help.
Lin Mu...
Damn, you are the robbers, I am the one being robbed, okay?
How do you make the police act like your savior?
Dao Ge shrugged helplessly, sighed, lowered his head and accepted it. What else can he do when he meets such a pig teammate.
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