I studied abroad in modern times
Chapter 45 Borrowing Brains
(Non-text: The previous chapter has been covered by the new plot. For those who read the previous chapter before two o'clock last night, please read it forward again to avoid missing the plot)
Looking at the milk tea in front of him, Zheng Fa looked at Tang Lingwu doubtfully: "I've known for a long time that Old Man Bai is afraid of death. You are still so young..."
"Can turn white."
Tang Lingwu said softly.
Zheng Fa stared at her little face for a long time, not understanding: "Does your skin have such needs?"
In his opinion, Tang Lingwu's face was fairer and more delicate than his now.
Tang Lingwu had an eager look in her eyes and nodded seriously, expressing that she needed it very much.
Zheng Fa shook his head in confusion and turned to look at Old Man Bai aside.
Old Man Bai also felt that Zheng Fa didn't understand him, so he defended himself in a low voice: "It's not that I'm afraid of death, it's that I'm full of nostalgia for this world!"
As he spoke, he sighed: "Those young people on the Internet complain about wanting to die every day. When you reach my age, you will know what is a beautiful life and how precious it is. This life will be over in a blink of an eye." Cherish this life.”
Looking at Old Man Bai's pale hair and wrinkled face, and listening to his sigh with some insights into life, Zheng Fa couldn't help but feel a little moved.
Tang Lingwu said with an expression of admiration: "Grandpa Bai, I rarely see people who love life as much as you do."
"You don't understand!" Old Man Bai waved his hand and said: "When I was young, my doctoral thesis was written like a piece of shit. I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to graduate. When I started working, I didn't become a leader. I said that being a great mathematician would make me famous forever, but that's not the case. "Brain, if you want to be an academic bastard and wait until death, you won't be able to do that."
"At that time, I wished for the destruction of the world as soon as I woke up. I wanted to hang myself under the crooked tree in front of the college office every day to make the leader with a stick look good."
"It's different now! My retirement salary is tens of thousands a month, I have a house in Beijing, I don't have to go to work, I don't have to take care of my grandchildren, I get up every morning and go to the park to exercise, I'm strong and free from disasters, and I don't have to give up my seat on the bus."
"I went out to watch square dancing in the evening. The little old lady in the square who was ten years younger than me heard about my conditions and wanted to have twilight love with me every day."
Old Man Bai looked at the two of them and said with emotion: "I have paid social security for decades, and I have finally waited for this day. If it were you, would you want to die?"
Tang Lingwu's eyes widened: "So you said we would understand when we reach this age..."
"Yeah, you'll understand when you retire."
Old Man Bai said matter-of-factly.
…
"The so-called Dharma should not be taught lightly, let alone my master's unique knowledge. It is really dishonest for you to learn martial arts."
Although what the old man said was reasonable and convincing, Zheng Fa did not agree to him easily.
"Master, look, if you can give me another chance, I will definitely study hard!" Old Man Bai looked at Zheng Fa longingly and said.
"Really want to learn?"
"I want to learn!"
Zheng Fa nodded and said: "I promised you in advance that your qualifications are not very good. If you really want to learn, you will not give up halfway in the future."
"Absolutely not!" Old Man Bai slapped the ribs on his chest so hard that they banged.
"Slow down! Check your sincerity first!"
Zheng Fa turned around and took out several thick volumes of draft paper from the backpack placed on the chair.
Above are the runes in "Complete Explanation of Runes" that he recorded from memory. Only the first few volumes were included, and he spent a lot of effort on them.
What was a bit unexpected was that it seemed that after practicing the "Spiritual Crane Body", his memory was stronger than before due to the improvement of his physical functions.
Old Man Bai had a stack of thick draft books, trembling his lips, and had a bad feeling: "This sincerity...how many books are there?"
Zheng Fa slowly stretched out a finger and said with a smile: "A whole room."
There is no need to practice "Spiritual Crane Body". Old Man Bai is now whiter than Zheng Fa.
Zheng Fa actually didn't show too many runes to Old Man Bai to analyze some time ago. He was more studying topology with Old Man Bai.
After all, he still prefers to master this knowledge by himself.
But he also had to admit that he had very little talent in this subject.
He looked at Lao Bai's head with curly hair.
You scold me every day for not being very smart, so your brain seems to be pretty good, let me use it.
Before, Old Man Bai was really lazy and not a person willing to be a tool.
Now... isn't this old man Bai acting as a demon himself?
Just when the other party felt guilty, Zheng Fa naturally took it out.
"Well, I'd better continue teaching you topology, right? It's safest to keep this knowledge in your own mind." Old Man Bai touched his head and seemed to feel a little cold. Obviously he was still not willing to be a tool, so he struggled to say.
"I didn't say I wouldn't learn. Am I a slow learner?" Zheng Fa said with a smile.
Top private tutoring, he wants it.
He still wants the tool man's head.
"Actually... I suddenly discovered that you are also a topological gem." Old Man Bai said sincerely.
Zheng Fa sighed softly: "Then I don't think your desire to learn martial arts is very sincere."
Old man Bai didn't let go when he saw him, and looked at his hand, mainly at the milk tea in Zheng Fa's hand.
He was so blessed that he remembered that he still had a teammate, his eyes twitched and he winked at Tang Lingwu:
We are from the same country, don’t you also want to learn? Please help me beg for mercy!
Tang Lingwu nodded, as if she understood it, walked to the table, picked up the cup, and inserted the straw into it with her own hands.
A smile appeared on the old man’s face. Lingwu understood very well. When asking for help, one must have a service mentality!
The next moment, he watched Tang Lingwu put her mouth on the straw.
“Feed with your mouth?” The old man hurriedly stretched out his hand: “This service is a bit too much!”
Tang Lingwu swallowed the milk tea in her mouth and looked at his anxious appearance in confusion, as if she didn’t understand what he was saying.
The old man looked at her blankly: “Did you drink it yourself?”
“Yes!” Tang Lingwu nodded.
“Isn’t this your apprenticeship gift?” The old man asked.
“I don’t want to learn.” Tang Lingwu lowered her head.
“It can make you whiter!”
“I am naturally beautiful.”
“It can make you more beautiful!” The old man was anxious.
“Attract bees and butterflies.”
The old man didn’t expect Tang Lingwu to change so quickly.
Thinking of the enthusiasm in Tang Lingwu’s eyes when she talked about turning white, he couldn’t help shaking his head, and the look he gave Zheng Fa was even more unfriendly.
Zheng Fa also looked at Tang Lingwu deeply, and understood her thoughts. She probably just didn't want to embarrass herself.
After all, if you want to hire a tool person at the level of a professor at Jingcheng University, a lifetime of milk tea is probably not enough.
As if she found that both of them were looking at her, Tang Lingwu's eyes flew to the side, and she muttered: "I'm just a little afraid of pain and fatigue, and I don't really want to practice martial arts."
The old man Bai looked at her and couldn't help patting his forehead. It's better not to have this friendly army!
He looked at the draft book that Zheng Fa placed in front of him with a tangled look, frowned and thought for a long time, but still sighed softly and pushed it away.
This action was a bit unexpected by Zheng Fa.
The old man Bai was very persistent in living a few more years before.
"What are you doing?"
"I really don't have time, I still have to write a book."
Zheng Fa was stunned: "Are you really writing a book?"
"... So you think I'm lying to you?"
Zheng Fa nodded.
The old man Bai looked at Tang Lingwu on the side, and Tang Lingwu also nodded.
"There's no trust between the three of us!"
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