I Swear I Don’t Have A Python In My Pool

Looking at the huge monster in front of her, the elderly grandma was stunned for a long time.

After recovering, the old man looked up at Wang Mang: "You...are you my grandson?"

"Grandma, it's me." Wang Mang nodded at the huge snake head.

"Grandson, why did you become like this, did you become like this after being eaten by a monster..."

"Our old Wang's family, what kind of crime is this? Why did you treat my grandson like this..."

The old man sobbed tremblingly, stretched out his wrinkled hands, and stroked Wang Mang's huge snake body tremblingly.

Hearing grandma's words, Wang Mang was speechless.

It was only then that he remembered that the elders of grandma's generation were much more receptive than modern people.

Moreover, people of the older generation are extremely superstitious, they always believe that there are gods standing above their heads.

Therefore, it was easier and easier for Wang Mang to meet his grandma than he imagined.

Thinking of this, Wang Mang whispered, "Grandma, it's better to be alive than to be completely dead!"

After listening to Wang Mang's words, the old man nodded his head: "Yes, my grandson is right, my grandson may become a spirit in the future!"

"If my grandson is lucky, if he is favored by a god in the future, maybe my grandson will become a god!"

Thinking of this, the old man became much happier, and affectionately stroked Wang Mang's washbasin-sized snake head.

Wang Mang, who looks extremely ferocious to outsiders, is full of doting in the eyes of the old man.

No matter what the grandson becomes, she is her beloved grandson.

In this regard, Wang Mang did not expose it, grandma is superstitious, as long as grandma is happy.

"Grandma, I want to see Dad and Mom." After thinking for a while, Wang Mang still said.

Hearing Wang Mang's words, grandma nodded repeatedly and said, "Yes, yes, grandson, I'll tell your father about it."

After finishing speaking, grandma took out her mobile phone tremblingly, and called his parents in front of Wang Mang.

After the call was connected, Wang Mang didn't speak the whole time, but was very excited listening to his father's familiar voice on the phone.

As for grandma, she said that she had something important to tell them, so that they must come back tomorrow, but she didn't say a word about Wang Mang's transformation into a giant python.

After hanging up the phone, grandma looked at Wang Mang and said, "Grandson, go back to sleep!"

Wang Mang smiled bitterly and said, "Grandma, no need, I'll just sleep in the woods in the backyard!"

Grandma scolded: "How can this be done!"

Hearing this, Wang Mang smiled wryly and said, "Grandma, I've become a giant python, it's inconvenient to stay indoors."

The old man still firmly disagreed, and scolded: "Nowhere, what if someone finds out outside, what if you want to kill your grandson?"

In desperation, Wang Mang had no choice but to compromise. He twisted his huge body and slept in a room that once belonged to him on the second floor.

Because the old man was nostalgic, even after Wang Mang died, the old man still did not take away Wang Mang's things and daily necessities.

The furnishings of Wang Mang's room were all the same, except that there was no dust in the room. Obviously, grandma often came to his room to clean it.

After returning to his room, Wang Mang felt a lot of emotion in his heart, he finally felt the warmth of Zeng's home.

After two months of living as a cold-blooded animal, Wang Mang almost forgot that he was once a human being.

Fortunately, now that he has recognized his family, he doesn't have to live a life of ruthlessness and blood drinking every day like before.

Early the next morning.

Grandma cooks for herself and cooks some delicious dishes for Wang Mang to eat.

What made Wang Mang helpless was that these foods were completely unpalatable for him.

Not only is the sense of taste very repulsive, but it also cannot provide him with the slightest evolutionary point.

Therefore, Wang Mang had no choice but to tell his grandma the truth, saying that he likes to eat meat and fresh animals.

After listening to Wang Mang's words, grandma thought for a while and felt that what Wang Mang said was right, where does the boa constrictor have food?

Moreover, maybe this grandson of my own will become a fairy in the future?

After all, his grandson is already a snake demon now!

Yes, in the eyes of the old man, his grandson Wang Mang has become a boa constrictor, and he is obviously a snake demon who can speak human words.

Therefore, the old man thought for a while, looked at Wang Mang and asked, "Grandson, which grandma is going to buy you some live chickens and live ducks."

Wang Mang immediately shook his head and said, "Grandma doesn't need it, I can go without eating for a long time after one meal, and it's fine if I don't eat for half a month."

Seeing Wang Mang's quick refusal, the old man thought for a while without forcing it, and said, "Okay, grandson, then when your father comes, I'll talk to your father."

Hearing this, Wang Mang nodded, he still has to rely on his father's help to become stronger!

In the afternoon, Wang Mang's parents came.

As for how did Wang Mang know?

From afar, Wang Mang heard the sound of a car.

Through the window, Wang Mang saw his parents, whom he hadn't seen in two months, walking towards them with some supplements.

Soon, grandma went down and opened the door.

When Queen Mother Wang Fu entered the room, she felt even more guilty when she saw the haggard old man.

Since his son left, the old man has been unhappy and in very bad health.

I don't know what happened today, but the old man asked them to come back in such a hurry.

But they knew that the old man was not in good health, so they rushed back without stopping.

"Mom, are you okay?" Wang Long asked worriedly, and so did Li Juan.

Hearing this, the old man shook his head, glanced at his son and daughter-in-law, and said slowly, "Go upstairs! Grandson wants to see you."

Hearing the old man's words, both Wang Long and the Queen Mother were stunned, and looked at the old man with astonishment.

Wang Long couldn't help worrying and said: "Mom, don't think too much, if Mang'er is still alive, I hope you are well."

"You bastard! Of course I know that my grandson wishes me well!" The old man snapped angrily, "You bastard, do you think I'm demented?"

Father Wang: "???."

Queen Mother: "╮(╯▽╰)╭."

The father and mother did not dare to speak any more, so they could only keep silent.

At this time, the old man explained the matter to the two of them.

After listening to the old man's words.

Father Wang and Queen Mother even felt that the old man must have hallucinations.

This must be missing the grandson so much!

Seeing the appearance of the son and daughter-in-law, and the experience of the old man's life, how can he not know what they think?

The old man was trembling with anger, grabbed the chicken blanket beside him, and greeted Father Wang's head, angrily shouting: "You...you bastard!"

At the same time, Wang Mang, who heard the movement, moved his huge snake body out of the room and came to the railing on the second floor.

Looking at the familiar figures of the parents downstairs, Wang Mang suppressed the excitement in his heart, and shouted to the parents downstairs, "Dad, Mom! What grandma said is true."

When they heard Wang Mang's familiar voice, both the father and mother froze.

After all, he was his own son, how could he forget his voice?

They even thought that the brain was hallucinating!

But when the king's father and queen mother looked up, they saw a scalp-numbing scene that almost made them faint.