I teach kendo in Tokyo

On Kazuma's side, he originally thought that Nanjo Honami only planned to perform her talents on the beauty pageant stage and that would be it.

As a result, at noon that day, when Butler Nanjo drove into the school with a large number of servants, Kazuma discovered that he was naive.

"Miss Nichinan, she said she is looking for someone who is not afraid of competing with her on the same stage." Nanjo said to Kazuma with a smile, "If I just go through the motions, she will definitely be dissatisfied, right?"

When she said this, Nanjo's servants were opening the clothes box behind her and putting out expensive-looking dresses one by one.

Kazuma: "Are you going to change into different clothes every time you go on stage?"

"Yes." Nanjo nodded, and at the same time ordered the servant in a full lady tone: "Pull the curtain over there, I will change clothes inside."

"Understood, Miss."

The servants began to use cloth with the Nanjo family crest at the place designated by Nanjo to build something like the flag book of the Sengoku era daimyo.

When the daimyo commanded battles during the Warring States Period, they liked to make a square curtain and sit in the middle of the curtain with a small mazai - it was really a mazao, the thing that the Japanese daimyo used to sit on during the Warring States Period, and there were several of them at home in my life. It looks very dramatic.

At this time, many students from Hokukarushi High School who were eating their meals on the playground came around curiously when they saw what the servants of the Nanjo family were doing.

Soon Rina Hinami came over with the Student Union Executive Department.

"Nanjo-senpai, the student union has set up a place to change clothes during the beauty pageant." Hinami Rina pointed to the simple tent next to the playground stage, "You can change clothes there."

"It's like this, I have a lot of clothes, and I have to change my clothes once I'm going up, so I need the servants to help me change clothes quickly." Nanjo smiled and pointed at the disguise that the servants had moved into the curtain, "It takes one person to change this kind of clothes. It’s very slow, but if there are so many servants helping, I’m afraid it will affect other players.”

"Nanjo-senpai, you can go on stage wearing clothes that can be changed quickly by just one person." Hinami Rina seemed to be a reasonable person, and she tried to persuade Nanjo with reason, "If you have a separate place to change clothes, , students will think this is special treatment for you.”

Nanjo Honami smiled and said: "I have already received the principal's approval. This is the principal's handwritten permission."

After Nanjo finished speaking, the servant handed a piece of paper to Hinami Rina.

The student council president looked at the handwritten words on the paper and was speechless: "It is indeed the principal's handwriting. But I still want to say, Nanjo-senpai, don't you think competition should be fair?"

"I study kendo," Nanjo Honami frowned, "Of course I think competition needs to be fair. If it's a kendo duel, I will go all out to pursue fairness. If the enemy only has one hand, I will use it. With one hand behind his back, he dueled with him like a sword.

"But beauty pageants are different. Beauty pageants are not competitions. Miss Hinami, you also plan to show off your bikini at a critical moment, don't you?

"That's fine with me. There are girls in this world who have innate conditions that prevent them from wearing bikinis. According to you, isn't it also very cunning for you to use your bikini to score points?"

Nanjo Honami made a speech, and Hinami Rina was speechless.

"Okay, senior, you've convinced me. That's exactly what beauty pageants are."

"Right!" Nanjo said with a smile, "Otherwise, I have never worn many of the clothes I brought, so how about I just give them to everyone to choose from?"

"Nanjo-senpai, you are so mean-spirited. You know that your size is not suitable for many people." Rina Hinami smiled bitterly.

"I think Miss Hinami will definitely fit it, maybe a little tight?"

"No, no, it should be a little loose."

"Really? I think it must be the tight side."

Kazuma stood nearby, listening to this conversation and feeling almost uncontrollable.

He decided to chat with Suzuki Butler.

Just as he was about to leave, he saw Mikako running over with a dress: "Nanjo, can you lend me this dress for a day?"

Hinami Rina looked at Mikako in surprise: "Does Fujii-senpai want to go on stage too?"

"There's nothing wrong with it, okay. Honami and Danzi are both going up, what's the matter if I follow along and have a little fun?"

"Uh, um, no problem. Fujii-senpai is also a pretty girl."

"It doesn't matter what you call it, I am. Speaking of which, where is the egg?"

"I don't know." Nanjo shook his head, "I also wanted to ask her what kind of clothes she would wear on stage, but then I couldn't find anyone."

Fujii Mikako sighed: "I can't find anyone. It would be convenient if one day we could have one phone per person."

"How is it possible that everyone has a phone? Fujii-senpai is really good at joking." Hinami Rina said with a smile.

"It's possible that everyone has a walkie-talkie." Nanjo glanced at his servants, "My servants now have a walkie-talkie when they go on a mission. SPs have also begun to use radios commonly."

"The Nanjo family is really wealthy." Hinami Rina sighed, "My biggest feeling in organizing cultural festivals these days is that I wish I could equip everyone with something like a walkie-talkie to ensure that people can be found at any time. The entire preparation process, most of the All time and energy are consumed in finding someone to confirm the progress.”

Nanjo tilted his head: "Then why don't you come to me? The small electrical appliance manufacturer my family invests in has walkie-talkies in its product line, for home use."

"No family knows how to use a walkie-talkie!" Fujii Mikako patted Nanjo Honami on the shoulder as if talking to a man, "What are you talking about? Just give it to me!"

Japanese crosstalk, also known as Mancai, has a fixed rhetoric, which is pronounced "Nandaiyanie", which probably means "What are you talking about?"

At the end of the manga, he will say "Give me a little bit", which is pronounced "One card for Xi Luo", which is equivalent to "Fuck you" in Chinese cross talk, which represents the end of the cross talk.

Mikako uses both words in the same set, and also deliberately uses the Kansai accent - this is the regional dialect of Japan. I feel that people in Kansai speak Mancai, which is roughly equivalent to Cantonese speaking Fujianese in China.

Kazuma was just watching the girls having fun. To be honest, it was good to do this occasionally. Usually he was always the absolute center of this small group, and the girls always revolved around him. Now, he saw something that he wouldn't normally see. scene.

So He Ma suppressed himself and participated in the conversation, telling the girls that in twenty years, mobile phones will become a necessity of life, and in thirty years, the country across the sea will enter the smartphone era before Japan.

In another forty years, the countries across the sea will rely on the mobile Internet to build an extremely cybernetic modern society. People only need to bring their mobile phones when going out to meet all travel needs.

Yes, China 40 years later, from the perspective of 1980, is a complete science fiction world. Except for the absence of intubation and prosthetics, it is completely a cyberpunk world.

But then again, the originator of cyberpunk, "Neuromancer" will not be born for another five years.

Kazuma was thinking endlessly when his thoughts were suddenly interrupted: "Senior Kiryu?"

Kazuma suddenly woke up from his thoughts and found Hinami Rina standing in front of him, one hand on his hip. The boys from the Student Union Executive Department had disappeared, and they might have been assigned to work.

It's really impressive when you look at it up close, this.

Kazuma used the willpower of a swordsman to forcefully restrain his gaze and look at Hinami Rina's face.

"Where are Nanjo and Mikako?" Kazuma asked.

"While the seniors were in a daze, they went into the curtain to change clothes."

"Oh, okay, I'll be there right away." Kazuma's head didn't turn around for a while, and he acquiesced that he should act together with the girl, so he answered like this.

Hinami Rina frowned: "Do you want to go in too? Are the seniors and seniors having fun like this?"

Only then did Kazuma realize that he was changing clothes inside.

"No, no, no, I just didn't react. I can't go, um, I can't go."

If you go there, you will probably be beaten by the Suzuki Butler until you turn into a star in the sky and never come back.

Hinami Rina: "Seniors and seniors, haven't you reached home base yet?"

Kazuma: "It's impossible, right?"

"No, as far as I know, many good-looking girls in the second grade of high school have already reached home plate. The general view now is that beautiful girls should play home plate in high school. That's what the women's magazine I bought said."

Kazuma scratched his head: "Is that so? Do I think this is bad?"

You know, across the sea in China, hooliganism is now a crime, and the maximum penalty is death.

Kazuma asked Hinami Rina: "The student council president is so beautiful, has he already reached home plate?"

"What do you think?" Hinami Rina asked back.

Kazuma thought for a while and decided to follow his heart, so he replied: "I don't think so."

"That's surprising, you didn't even hesitate." Hinami Rina smiled, "The boys in the second year of high school think that if I become a reader model, I must have been unwritten."

Kazuma remained silent.

Rina Hinami: "Actually, I can't say that their view is completely wrong. I did meet photographers who wanted to unspoken rules about me. Even my agent said that if a girl wants to continue to move up in this industry, either If you have a background and a backer, you will have to betray your appearance.

"This industry is very cruel. Male actors have to bear huge pressure, but it is better for actresses to show off their sex. This is what my agent told me."

Kazuma: "Suddenly entering the showbiz secrets segment?"

"It's not a secret. I've only been a reader model for a few times, and I'm not even in the industry. The things I hear are completely popular, and reporters will ignore them if they are thrown out there.

"Maybe Nanjo-senpai knows more secrets about the entertainment industry than I do."

Kazuma thought about it for a moment, but if nothing else, Nanjo's sister-in-law seems to be a female anchor, and she may indeed know a lot of dirty stuff in the entertainment industry.

In addition, the Nanjo Foundation must have hired people to endorse products and so on. Nanjo Honami probably heard a lot of secrets about the entertainment industry at various social dances held at home.

Hinami Rina continued: "Dreams are really out of reach."

"Do you want to become a big star, go to the red and white shows, and go to a martial arts hall to sing?" Kazuma teased.

"I don't have the talent to sing. I'm just a little bit pretty." After saying that, Hinami Rina changed from a lyrical voice to a daily voice, "I still have things to do, so I won't disturb your peeping, senior. Great cause.”

"No, no, I won't peep." Kazuma waved his hand.

"Really? I've heard that, senior, when you were participating in the Kuixing Banner, you walked into the women's bath in a big way. There was a huge word "women" hanging on the door, so you pretended to think it was a mixed bath and went straight in. I left, but in the end I was chased by a female classmate from Osaka and chopped down several floors.”

Kazuma: "It's not like that! It's not like that! Damn it, what are these second graders telling you nonsense!"

"You didn't do it?" Rina Hinami asked.

"No, I did it. It's true that I entered a girl's bath, and I did see an Osaka girl. Uh... later she did chase me to another floor and almost kicked my skull with karate, but this is all a matter of course. Reason."

Hinami Rina silently took two steps back, and the smile on her face turned into a business fake smile like when taking photos: "Ah, senior, you really spent your youth well."

Why is the tone of this reading so cute?

"Then, I won't stop seniors from embracing youth, bye~" Hinami Rina quickly retreated.

Kazuma scratched his head and thought, forget it, there is nothing to defend.

Hinami Rina is actually such a girl. Kazuma thought she was an egg type before.

"Kazuma?" Dandanzi suddenly appeared behind Kazuma.

Kazuma turned around suddenly, and a cold sweat broke out on the back of his head: "Don't be scary!"

"I'm not scaring you, I'm just calling you in a normal way." Danzizi rolled his eyes, "Ah, were you thinking about me just now?"

"Uh... yes, what a coincidence." Kazuma scratched his head, and only then did he notice that the chairman was now wearing a kimono.

It was the same kimono that Kazuma had seen, a pure white background with ink crane patterns.

"It's so beautiful. You wore this to send me to the kendo tournament last time, right?" Kazuma said.

"Well, have you seen it?" Jinguji Tamamo looked surprised, "I thought it was just me being self-satisfied."

Kazuma had the feeling that she was definitely making sure to meet her eyes before bowing.

But thinking about it normally, the glass of the bus was brown, and it was basically unclear from the outside. She couldn't confirm Kazuma's line of sight, so she just bowed to the bus, which was more reasonable.

Kazuma: "You actually put on this kimono again. It seems that you have worked hard."

"Since I'm going to participate in the beauty pageant, of course I have to find a way to get a good ranking. My family is just a wagashi house. I can't mobilize such huge material resources like Nanjo, so I can only win with my temperament."

Kazuma glanced at Danzi's breasts: "The kimono is indeed elegant, but it doesn't show off your figure. Isn't it a waste?"

"Actually, I have prepared a secret plan," the chairman said mysteriously. "You can swing your arms on the stage later, and the kimono will fall to the side and expose your shoulders."

Kazuma followed what Danzi said and imagined the scene. As a result, he felt like he was seeing the Japanese woman in Chow Yun-fat's God of Gamblers.

So he said, "It's not enough to show your shoulders. You have to show the dragon tattoo on your shoulders."

The chairman laughed happily: "How can there be such a thing!"

"that's true."

Kazuma also laughed.

After laughing, Dandanzi said lightly: "The gods don't like tattoos very much, so Kazuma, you must not get a tattoo. After you get a tattoo, only evil spirits will like you. This is a suggestion from a paranormal enthusiast. .”