I teach kendo in Tokyo

The next morning, Hema and his group arrived at the entrance of the Chaoyue TV headquarters building.

The executive producer of the "Sun Yao News Network" program that Mikako will participate in today is already waiting at the door.

In Japan, the seven days of the week are still named after Nanayo according to the saying from ancient China.

Therefore, there is no 007 work system in Japan. It is called "月月火水木金金". The Sunday of the month is Monday and the Sunday of the month is Friday. "月月火水木金金" means that Sunday is the same as Monday, and Saturday on Friday, all year round.

This program, "Sun Yao Daily News Connection", as you can tell from the name, is a current affairs commentary program broadcast on Sundays.

"I'm the producer Miyakoji." The producer handed over his business card, and Kazuma subconsciously wanted to take it, but then he remembered that Mikako was the guest of honor, so he hurriedly nudged Mikako with his elbow.

Mikako wasn't paying attention at all, she was completely leaving all the entertainment to Kazuma. She was staring at the people passing by.

After being stabbed by Kazuma, she was still wondering: "What for?"

"Take the business card." He Ma said.

"Isn't this usually done by the secretary?" Mikako asked.

Kazuma was thinking about what a good guy he was. Before he went out, this guy held Kazuma Kiryu's hand and said with a sad face, "I'm so nervous and my stomach hurts. Can you come on stage for me?", and now he regarded him as a secretary who took business cards. ?

"Stop dreaming! Where is your secretary? Pick it up yourself." He Ma said.

Mikako pouted: "Kazuma, why don't you look anything like Asasi?"

"I'm the most assasi only when I'm killing people." Kazuma responded.

The producer couldn't help but speak: "Both of you, please take the first step."

The implication is, "I keep handing out my business card and watch you talk about how embarrassing the cross talk is."

Mikako stepped forward and took the business card: "Hello, my name is Fujii Mikako."

"Ms. Fujii, I have long admired you. Today you can rest assured that this is a recorded program and we will edit it."

"I know that you will selectively release what I say, and even cause the public to misunderstand." Mikazi said without hesitation.

Ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past in Hema's heart. Before I came here, I told Mikako about the "basic principles of recording and splicing" and asked her to be careful when she spoke, so that no one could take advantage of her.

This guy comes right up and uses this paste to make a human face.

Producer Gong Xiaoji showed an awkward yet polite smile: "No, we generally don't splice a whole paragraph of speech, and we will try to ensure that the meaning is complete. It's inconvenient to stand here and speak, so let's go in first. Other guests have already arrived at the studio and are making final preparations before starting."

Mikako nodded: "Okay, we'll go too."

Producer Miyakoji turned to look at Kazuma and others: "You can also participate as an audience today."

Kazuma: "That's what he meant when he asked us on the phone how many people would probably come."

"That's right. After all, the audience for our show all buys tickets to enter, so we need to adjust the number of tickets sold today. We can't let people buy tickets and come in without having a seat."

Kazuma thought that the presence of an audience meant that this program was probably closer to a news talk show than a serious news commentary.

Before Hema traveled through time, he liked to watch American talk shows. He watched every episode of The Daily Show with Jon Situ.

The producer made an invitation gesture: "Please come in, go this way, we will go up directly from the staff elevator."

So the group of people quickly arrived at the studio.

As soon as they entered the studio, the man who was sitting and reading the manuscript in his hand stood up.

When Kazuma saw this person, he felt familiar, and after a moment's thought, he remembered: This guy is Professor Qianjie's eldest son.

At this time, the producer began to introduce: "This is Kazuo Chie, the eldest son of the late Professor Chie, and this is Miss Mikako Fujii."

Chie Kazuo stretched out his hand: "Miss Fujii, I have long admired you. I heard about the unfair treatment my father gave you, and I deeply apologize for it."

Mikako held his hand: "It's okay, everyone else is dead. I won't care about the dead."

Kazuma noticed that the corner of Chie Kazuo's mouth twitched.

Mikako had absolutely no ill intentions, she was just expressing her thoughts, even with good intentions.

Now, if she becomes a diplomat, Japan is really doomed. It may not be long before the foreign minister makes the Soviet president mad and makes Japan eat another nuclear bomb.

Chie Kazuo let go of Mikako's hand, managed to maintain a smile, and continued: "It was my suggestion to invite Ms. Fujii to come today. After all, I also study international relations. I really want to know the genius who accurately predicted Britain's war against Argentina. Girls, let’s talk face to face.”

Mikako: "So this is the Hongmen Banquet?"

"Um..." It's impossible for Chie Kazuo not to know about the Hongmen Banquet. After all, this is an allusion that even Mikako can use. "You can't say that. We are just having a friendly exchange. After all, the mainstream view in my country's international relations academic circle was Thatcher. I will not start a war..."

"It turns out you are all the same as Professor Qianjiang."

"Um... Well, there is a reason why we think so. The think tank where I work has also issued a report. You see, it is so thick. It is full of reasons why Britain will not launch a war. Now we also tend to think that this is Mrs. Thatcher made decisions based on emotion rather than reason.

"After all, you see, women often think more emotionally than rationally."

Mikako interrupted Qianjiang Kazuo: "So this is the Hongmen Banquet."

Qianjiang Yinan was embarrassed on the spot.

He hesitated for a long time and suddenly stopped pretending: "Yes, this is the Hongmen Banquet."

Mikako grinned: "Do you remember who invited whom to the Hongmen Banquet? Who won the world after that?"

Qianjiang Kazuo's mouth twitched, but for a moment he was unable to reply.

At this time, Kazuma and the girls had been guided to the auditorium by the venue management, and sat down to watch Mikako's performance.

On his left was Honami. At this time, the girl was very worried and leaned into Kazuma's ear and asked, "Is Mikako okay? If someone asks you questions later, the editor will definitely target her like crazy."

Kazuma: "I have tried my best to make up for her. What happens next depends on her."

"Is that so... You don't feel at ease at all, right? Why don't you just turn down this invitation?"

"Now we need to ensure that she will not be expelled from Sophia University. Now Sophia University has only canceled her suspension, which is not stable." Kazuma paused, "In addition, I think Mikako is fine, although she is often led by others. She can run, but until she is not dragged away, there shouldn’t be much problem with her performance.”

After all, Kazuma had seen Mikako fight Professor Chie Yoji in the lecture hall of Sophia University, and the part before he was dragged away, Mikako's performance was remarkable.

Honami glanced at Kazuma and hesitated to speak. Finally, she looked worriedly at Mikako on the stage and stopped talking.

At this time, Tamamo on the right handed the freshly peeled apple to Kazuma: "Would you like to eat it?"

"Thank you." Kazuma took the apple and Kaz took a bite, "Yeah, crispy and juicy."

At this time Kazuo Chie on the stage asked Mikako: "Ms. Fujii, where is your information?"

Mikako pointed to her head: "They're all here."

Qianjiang Kazuo's expression became very subtle.

Now he and Mikako were at the table, facing each other. The middle seat was probably for the host. There was a thick stack of information in front of him, but there was nothing in front of Mikako.

Kazuma looked at Chie Kazuo's expression below, guessing that he might now be doubting whether he had really met a genius girl.

In fact, Kazuma knew very well that Mikako just had a good memory. This monkey was usually just unwilling to use his brain to remember things, but he was quite reliable when he actually remembered things.

I'm afraid she didn't force herself into Sophia University by relying on her memory.

After all, Sophia University focuses on liberal arts, and the math test is not difficult. The physics test only tests knowledge points within the scope of general education, and there is no calculation requirement.

Mikako is the worst at solving math problems and calculations.

Chie Kazuo stabilized his mood and said to Mikako: "Isn't this bad? Although this is an entertainment-oriented program, it is still a current commentary program after all! We need to be professional..."

"Don't worry, I'm very professional." Mikako waved her hand.

Qianjiang Kazuo pursed his lips, his expression not very good.

Kazuma always felt that he was hesitating whether he should also put away the pile of information in front of him and rely on his memory to fight Mikako.

But in the end Qianjiang Kazuo did not put away the information.

It seems that the desire to win against Mikako exceeds the obsession with face.

At this time, the host also came in: "Hello, I am Onodera, the host of this show."

After introducing himself, the host shook hands with the two of them, and then sat down in the middle: "Let me tell you two about the basic process of this program.

"The selling point of our program is the quarrels of the guests, so you two can let go of the quarrel later. It's okay, we will edit out the problematic speeches.

"Some swear words will also be silenced. That's the good thing about recorded programs."

Chie Kazuo raised his head proudly: "I won't say dirty words, especially not to young ladies."

"I don't know how to do that either," Mikako said, "I like to use idioms to curse people recently. The dog with the broken spine, the handsome man, the old thief with the gray beard, they were all taught to me by my family, Ma Ma and Tamamo Zao."

Hearing his name being repeated by Mikako, Kazuma couldn't help but cover his face.

But the Japanese pronunciation of Tamamoamo is really cute.

Honami looked at Kazuma and Tamamo in confusion: "What have you taught her? I haven't looked at her for a few days..."

Tamamo raised her hand: "I'm busy revising the novel these days, so it's mainly Kazuma who teaches me."

Honami looked at Kazuma: "Kazuma, what did you instill in her?"

"Just some polite Chinese curse words." Kazuma shrugged, "No big deal."

"The last time you had a dog with a broken spine barking, you made Professor Qianjiang vomit blood to death. Then there were so many troubles. I'll see what you do when Qianjiang Kazuo vomits blood on the show."

Kazuma raised his eyebrows: "That's not true. It's possible that Mrs. Qianjiang was so angry that she died. This male gentleman looks very healthy."

At this time, the venue manager came over and reported: "The audience is ready to enter."

"Okay, you can enter the venue. All units are in place. It will start after all the audience has entered the venue."

After saying that, the producer put on the wireless headset and turned around and left the studio.

He should be in charge of the overall situation in the studio.

The stewards guided the audience to enter and take their seats.

Many people's eyes were on Kazuma and his party who were already sitting in the VIP seats in the front row.

Kazuma's keen hearing heard some audience members whispering: "Who are those people? They are so beautiful. Are they models?"

"Don't you understand? Nowadays, the sponsors of this kind of program will put the artists that their agency wants to promote into the program to show their faces first."

"Why is there a man among them? That man doesn't look like an idol."

"Maybe he's a popular action star somewhere."

Kazuma is a little unhappy. He is also a hero in Osaka after all. There are still so many people who don’t recognize the person who slashed the gunship...

Just as he was thinking this, someone in the audience spoke: "That's Kiryu Kazuma, the successor of ninjutsu."

Kazuma was about to be happy when he heard his name, but he suppressed his happiness when he heard that he was the successor of ninjutsu.

Ninjutsu, your sister, they say it's called parkour.

At this time, another audience member said: "Why is this woman sitting on the stage? I heard that today we are going to talk about the war between Argentina and Britain!"

"Hey, have you not read the newspaper in the past two days? A talented woman from Sophia University made an old professor at Sophia University very angry because she accurately predicted that Britain would go to war with Argentina."

"Is it her?"

"Yeah, didn't you see her photo in the newspaper?"

"I usually listen to the radio and think, wow, what a beauty. Why should such a beauty study international relations? Isn't it just a matter of marrying a billionaire?"

Kazuma couldn't help but frown. It was indeed very difficult to change society's old ideas and old ethics.

The old ethics are like an iron house, which binds women to the family and leaves men to bear the huge burden alone, which has led to a series of deformed problems in Japanese society: such as the high derailment rate of women and the high suicide rate of men.

But now that a few people have woken up and shouted loudly, it cannot be said that there is no hope of destroying this iron house.

Lu Xun is truly timeless in any era and in any country.

Although these words are the words of Qian Xuantong that Lu Xun repeated in his preface to The Scream.

Before Hema traveled through time, he fantasized more than once about going back to that turbulent era and shouting for the awakening of the nation.

Unexpectedly, after time traveling, I ended up in the wrong era and wrong place.

But he can still shout.

At this time, the audience had finished taking their seats. The host came out from behind the table and stood on the stage and bowed to everyone: "Hello everyone, thank you very much for participating in this show. Before we start shooting, let me introduce the two guests. The one on the left It’s Associate Professor Chie Kazuo, and on the right side is Ms. Fujii Mikako, the talented girl who is currently arousing public opinion.”

When they heard the attributive word genius girl, Kazuma and his party all showed suppressed smiles.

Tamamo was the calmest, but she couldn't suppress the rising corners of her mouth.

Mikako also waved to everyone: "Hello everyone, I am a genius girl."

Mikako's move triggered a pretty good response from the audience.

He Ma listened carefully and everyone seemed to be very impressed by this approachable performance.

In fact, beauty alone is enough to make a good first impression.

My first impression of Shinron is that Mikako is definitely much higher than associate professor Chie Kazuo.

The host continued: "Everyone may know that Associate Professor Qianjiang's father had disagreements with Ms. Fujii over the Falkland Islands dispute between Argentina and the United Kingdom, and was eventually angered to death by Ms. Fujii..."

Kazuma frowned. The host was obviously biased. He never mentioned that the professor's prediction was wrong, and then directly identified Professor Qianjie as Mikako's mad one. How can your mother tolerate this?

So Kazuma stood up directly: "Mr. Onodera, please don't slander me. If you say on the show that Ms. Fujii made Professor Chie mad to death, I will sue you for defamation."

"But, many people are saying this, do you want to sue them all?" the host laughed.

Kazuma also smiled and said: "Those people didn't say it to my face, Mr. Onodera, you said that in front of me. Of course, I know that as a well-known news program host, you must have your own legal team. Not afraid of prosecution.

"But, as a professional host, have you seen my resume? I don't know why, but those who are my enemies can easily die accidentally.

"Of course I am a materialist. I don't believe in these evil things. I wonder if you are a materialist?"

Onodera was still sneering, but suddenly he was stunned when he heard Kazuma say.

There's no way he doesn't know this amazing thing about Kazuma's resume.

After all, rumors about Kazuma's miraculous physique have long spread throughout the Metropolitan Police Department.

Recently, a new story was added to the resume of the third son of the Metropolitan Police Superintendent who was accidentally struck by lightning and died.

Lightning struck.

Onodera froze, and Kazuma noticed that he glanced at Tamamo.

Okay, this is your customer too, Tamamoamo.

Then Onodera laughed: "What you said is correct. Sorry, I didn't take it into consideration. During the academic dispute, Professor Chie suddenly died of a heart attack. I will pay attention to what I say on the show."

Kazuma sat down contentedly.

The host smiled awkwardly at the audience. After all, it was really shameful to be embarrassed in public, but he could only endure it.

"Anyway, the scene will be very exciting later. I'm not worried that everyone will find it boring. But I also ask everyone, whether you are surprised or happy later, please express it in the most exaggerated way. Thank you."

After speaking, the host bowed slightly, turned back and sat down behind the table.

"Ready!" The field attendant took the clapper board and walked to several camera seats, "Aikesh!"

Snapped!

The clapperboard made a crisp sound.

The host immediately put on a business posture.

Mikako also followed suit, sitting beautifully in front of the camera.

He Ma sat below and thought to himself, it would be better if she was mute - oh no, just being mute wouldn't work, she would also jump up and down like a monkey, and she would have to be paralyzed from the neck down to become a beauty.

The host started: "Welcome to watch Nissan's special Sunday commentary. I am the host Onodera."

Kazuma noticed the groundskeeper giving him a thumbs up.

Obviously this is the case.

"Let me introduce two guests. The one on my left is Senior Researcher of Deep Green Think Tank and Associate Professor Kazuo Chie. The one on my right is the talented girl Mikako Fujii who has caused a lot of talk recently. Today we have two guests, from the UK Express your opinion on the war with Argentina."

This was Hema's first time participating in a program recording, so everything he saw was new. While the host was talking, he was looking around to observe the staff.

Inadvertently, it was time for Associate Professor Qianjiang to make a statement.

"Everyone knows that my father predicted that Britain would not go to war with Argentina, and now this prediction has become a target."

Mikako: "It's obviously your father's personal ethics that became the target of public criticism."

Kazuma directly understood the veins on Chie Kazuo's temples.

The host Onodera quickly said: "Professor Qianjiang, it can be edited, it can be edited! You continue."

Kazuo Chie continued: "We mainly considered many realistic situations. The first is distance. The UK is too far from the Falkland Islands. The nearest relay port that the Royal Navy can use is tens of thousands of miles away from the Falkland Islands. kilometer……"

Mikako: "But Argentina is not that close. More importantly, the Royal Navy is still there, and its logistics support capabilities are not on the same level as the Argentine Navy. The most advanced flagship of the Argentine Navy is an artillery cruiser. In such a vast ocean, Without naval support, the Argentinian army on the island would be no better than the Japanese army on Guadalcanal. Guadalcanal would at least occasionally be supported by Tokyo express bombardment."

Kazuma is convinced. Isn't this what I told Mikako when I was giving advice? Mikako, are you a copying ninja?

What the hell is that even the tone is copied?

The key point is that these words were not given to Mikako for sudden tutoring yesterday after he learned that he was going to be on the show. They were spoken before when he was teaching Mikako to write a summer thesis, and he was chatting while teaching.

Onodera said to Mikako: "You will have your own speaking time later."

"Eh? Isn't this a quarrel show? That's what you just told me!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Onodera looked embarrassed. At this moment, Kazuma thought it was the producer of his headset, Miyakoji, who spoke, so Onodera changed his words: "Okay, today we will not follow the usual rules and directly skip the part of each explanation and enter debate."

Mikako: "No, look, he has prepared such a thick stack, let him finish reading. I have not prepared, we will debate after he reads."

As she spoke, Mikako spread her hands on the table, showing off her empty tabletop.

Kazuo Chie continued: "Britain was indeed once a global empire, but its strength is far less than it used to be. In addition, there are now turmoil in the UK due to Thatcher's reforms, and there is also the problem of the Irish Republican Army. No matter how you look at it, Britain is not now. A point in time when an expedition can be launched.

"On this basis, my father and I decided that it was impossible for Britain to risk fighting an uncertain battle at this time. This was based on rational analysis, and Mrs. Thatcher still launched the attack precisely because She is a woman, and women’s way of thinking is generally based on emotion. So Mrs. Thatcher behaved irrationally.”

Mikako nodded repeatedly: "So you mean everything is Thatcher's fault? Thatcher didn't act according to your father's prediction and made him angry to death. Then why are you still wasting your time with me? You hold Go protest in front of the British Embassy with the urn.”

The audience burst into laughter again.

Honami said in Kazuma's ear, "This doesn't sound like what you taught me."

"This is her original creation." Kazuma said.

Qianjiang Kazuo was so angry that he blew his beard and stared. Judging from his expression, he was indeed his father's biological son.

Mikako took the opportunity when Chie Kazuo was so angry that he couldn't speak and continued: "You said that Sajiang thinks irrationally and decided to go to war from an emotional point of view.

"Have you forgotten that she is a politician who started as a member of Parliament and climbed up step by step? How can a politician act based on emotion? As the first female member of Parliament and the first female Prime Minister in British history, she ran for There must have been unimaginable difficulties on the road.

"Look at me, I just put forward my own opinions on an issue like diplomacy that is traditionally considered a male topic, and yet I was surrounded like this.

"I don't know how long Sajiang has been fighting to become Prime Minister. Under such circumstances, it is impossible not to do everything possible.

"Of course Professor Qianjiang doesn't understand this, probably because his highest position was counselor at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. He was only a civil servant and had never been a politician."

Qianjiang Kazuo's nose was so angry that he said, "Then you haven't had any career other than being a student."

"I've worked part-time! The place where I worked worked hard just to get a little extra bonus for the best employee at the end of the month. Congressman and Prime Minister! They must all be people who take one step at a time.

"It seems that your father rose to prominence through the recognition of a certain big shot. He probably had a smooth career in the workplace and has never encountered such a thing, right?"

Chie Kazuo: "You!"

"Ah, your expression now is exactly the same as your father's!" Mikako was overjoyed on the stage.

At this time, the host Onodera came out to smooth things over: "Let's continue talking about the war between Britain and Argentina. So Associate Professor Qianjie thinks that Britain will fail in the war, right?"

"Yes, it's obvious. When the United States fought the Korean War, it needed Japan as a logistics base. Now that Britain's national power is weakened, it is impossible to cross the entire Atlantic to expedition to the Falkland Islands. Britain does have certain advantages in naval technology, so it should initially Certain results will be achieved, but as the war enters a long-term war..."

Mikako slapped the table: "Associate Professor Qianjiang, the Falkland Islands is an island. It's a small island, okay? Why do you still think that Britain will fall into the quagmire of the Falkland Islands like the United States fell into the quagmire of Vietnam? How is it possible? The war will be over in two months."

Onodera pretended to be shocked: "Ms. Mikako, do you think the war will end in two months?"

"It won't be needed at all, okay!" Mikako waved his hand, "I estimated it from a high point of view. And most of the war will be spent on the British navy sailing over. It won't take long for the real fight."

Qianjiang Kazuo showed a contemptuous smile: "Huh, nonsense! Women don't understand war at all."

"Then let's make a bet. The loser will have to perform on TV to eat noodles with his nose in front of the national audience." Mikako said confidently.

Kazuma couldn't help but hold his forehead.

Just make a bet, it's considered a normal move, but what the hell is this punishment?

Kazuma knew that Mikako probably randomly chose something he could definitely do as punishment, without giving it much thought.

But others may not necessarily think so.

Qianjiang Kazuo blew his beard and stared: "You! Okay, just bet! Just bet on your nose and eat noodles!"