I teach kendo in Tokyo

"This!" Qianjiang Kazuo was stunned, but he immediately adjusted, "It's just an island! A search for submarines won't affect the entire battle!"

"However, Argentina does not have many submarines in total. The director said that the Santa Fe is one of the more advanced ones." The host - whose surname seems to be Onodera - said this.

At this time, Mikako suddenly laughed in front of the TV: "This Chie Kazuo's ears are red! Hahahaha!"

Kazuma took a look and sure enough, Professor Chie Kazuo's ears were already red.

At this moment, the program director also noticed Associate Professor Kazuo Chie's small gaffe and gave him a close-up of his ears.

Kazuma understands that Gong Xiaolu, the producer of this show, doesn't care about international current affairs at all, nor does he care about who wins between Britain and Argentina, nor does he care about the face of Qianjiang's family.

He just wants the ratings and is a very decent TV guy.

According to the information Honami learned, the producer and Chie Kazuo used to be fair-weather friends, but now they are fair-weather friends who sell their reputation at will. A man who can abandon everything for the sake of ratings is really scary.

Mikako was overjoyed. She usually had trouble sitting and liked to stagger around. Now she was laughing so hard that everyone lay down, and the Tianling Gai rested on the edge of Kazuma's pelvic bone.

After the confrontation, Mikako asked Kazuma by the way: "Do you know what will sink the next ship, the Argentine Navy?"

Kazuma shook his head: "How could I know."

He is really not sure. This war may not necessarily follow the script he is familiar with. Now that the war has started earlier, the order of the battles is also different, so other things may also change.

On the day of the flying fish attack, maybe it was not Sheffield but another ship that had to shut down its radar to make a satellite phone call.

So Kazuma responded to Mikako like this.

Mikako curled her lips and said, "That's right. I originally wanted to have fun predicting the next shipwreck."

As expected, it was Mikako who just wanted to have fun by herself and didn't think about what happened next.

At this time, Chie Kazuo on TV regained his composure and began to talk rhetorically, seemingly intending to use his "genuine insights" to restore his image in one fell swoop.

To be honest, this psychological quality is not bad, and it also makes Kazuma feel relieved a little - this person should not be so easily angered and vomit blood.

**

Over the next week, news of the Falklands war continued to come.

The Argentine Navy flagship was sunk by a British nuclear submarine.

At this time, the British were still promoting the use of advanced wire-guided torpedoes for sinking. Kazuma remembered that various magazines and materials he had seen in his previous life up to junior high school mentioned wire-guided torpedoes.

But when he started to join forums when he was in college, and the British declassified a batch of files, everyone learned that the reliability of British wire-guided torpedoes was not good at that time, so the submarines launched direct-navigation torpedoes from the World War II era.

This matter once became a hot topic among Chinese military fans, because there was a poor boy who was frightened by the advanced wire-guided torpedoes that were so hyped in the British propaganda, and decided to build one himself no matter what.

This poor boy would be frightened by laser-guided bombs, Patriot missiles, and F22s for decades to come. After working hard and doing it all, he realized that those who frightened him back then were all bragging.

And what he created was based on the parameters of other people's bragging. He met those parameters.

...just, very speechless.

After the Argentine Navy flagship was sunk, the Argentine Navy adopted a comprehensive withdrawal strategy.

The Argentine Air Force suffered a loss near the Falklands, and the one that was shot down was the Mirage 3, a fighter aircraft that Professor Kazuo Chie had high hopes for.

In fact, it’s not that the French products are bad. The Mirage 3 is still a second-generation aircraft with very good performance. The problem is that the French did not equip it with all the weapons.

The Mirage 3 also uses cannons to fight the British Harrier aircraft in air combat, and the British are equipped with new Sidewinder missiles whose reliability has been greatly improved.

During the Vietnam War, the U.S. Air Force suffered a lot because of unreliable missiles, because the earliest version of the F4 did not have cannons, only missiles.

But it's been 1982, and the era of F4 vs. MiG-21 has passed. After years of improvement, Sidewinder has become a relatively reliable missile.

So Mirage 3 became the dead ghost of the Royal Air Force.

This week passed, and Sunday came again. Associate Professor Qianjiang Kazuo refused to record this issue of Sun Yao Daily Commentary, citing illness and fever as an excuse.

After the program team was rejected, they turned to Mikako.

With Mikako's personality, it was impossible not to go if she had the opportunity, so she went.

This program was broadcast live, and the other guest invited was the professor from the National Defense University who said on TV last time that it was impossible for the French to set missile parameters specifically for the British.

As a result, Mikako had another round of verbal quarrels with the professor on the show, and in the end, she prevailed slightly by relying on sophistry.

A professor at the National Defense University, his arguments are based on common sense. Common sense means that his argument has no concrete evidence.

Because generally speaking, common sense does not require evidence.

Mikako said, "I don't believe it, please prove it to me." Where did the professor from the National Defense University prove that the Exocetus did not have special settings? He had only seen a one-to-one model of the Exocetus at the Tokyo Air Show and had received publicity from the French. booklet.

After all, the weapons of the Japanese Self-Defense Forces are all turned to the United States. It is impossible to buy French weapons, and it will be in vain.

Looking at the final voting results, the professor shook his head: "Next time I should let the only female self-defense officers from the National Defense University participate in this program."

The implication is: "You all voted for her as a bug, and you were bewitched by those magical breast muscles."

There is one thing to say, indeed.

With the end of the sunrise day, the nose-eating noodle bet entered its third week. This week, Sheffield failed.

Due to the time difference, the first report on this incident was the evening newspaper published that day. Mikako rushed into the room at a sprint speed of 100 meters with the newspaper, shouting: "Flying Fish has killed Sheffield!"

Kazuma was writing a small thesis for Tokyo University at the time, and his train of thought was interrupted by Mikako, so he was a little unhappy.

But after all, Kazuma is a thirty-year-old social beast at heart, and he will no longer get angry because his train of thought is interrupted.

He just frowned and turned to look at the sliding door of the living room.

Mikako opened the sliding door at this moment.

Because of the impact of the sudden braking, everything on her body that can reflect inertia also reflects inertia.

"Kazuma! The flying fish killed the destroyer Sheffield! The Type 42 is gone! Why? Isn't the Type 42 the ultimate answer to the universe?"

Kazuma was about to answer, but was stunned by Mikako's last sentence: "Have you read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?"

"There was a British TV series broadcast last night. I watched it on TV."

Kazuma said "Oh", it's a TV series, so it's not surprising that Mikako can watch it.

Mikako: "Were you thinking of something rude to me just now?"

"No way."

"Yes! You must be thinking, it's a TV series, so it's normal for Mikako to watch it. Hum, if you think so, I have to read the book, and I also want to read the original English version!"

Kazuma: "That's a good thing. As your master, I sincerely hope that you can enrich yourself."

As for Mikako, this matter has already turned over. She slapped the newspaper on the table: "Come, look! Sheffield is burning!"

The newspaper showed a smoking Sheffield, with a line of small text next to it: a picture taken by a rescue helicopter. Ten minutes after the photo was taken, the captain of the Sheffield ordered to abandon the ship.

While Kazuma was looking at the photo, Mikako posted her whole body - she had always been in this close-distance mode when getting along with Kazuma, and she posted them at every turn.

So Kazuma smelled cologne on her again.

After all, Kazuma's vision, hearing, and smell are all enhanced by bacteria.

"Are you wearing cologne again?"

"Yeah, I thought it tasted good, so I kept sprinkling it. Then the associate professor who was responsible for guiding us in the simulated think tank activity said that the cologne was very good and expressed the temperament of a woman who doesn't want to give in."

He Ma helped his forehead: "But you just thought you liked the taste, so you sprinkled it?"

"Well, what else?" Mikako asked, and before Kazuma could answer, she suddenly grinned, "And this smell gives me the illusion that Kazuma you are always by my side."

Kazuma was caught off guard by the sudden love talk, so he could only pretend not to hear it and lowered his head to read the report in the newspaper.

Mikako's attention turned to the small paper Kazuma was writing: "Is this a paper for Tokyo University? I thought Tamamo did all your homework and everything!"

"How can it be!"

"What is Zhang San?"

"It's an imaginary suspect."

"Why do you have such a strange name? It doesn't look Japanese anymore. At least change it to Ocho Saburo."

In Kazuma's paper, the Chinese characters Zhang San were directly used. He thought that the Japanese also used Chinese characters, so it didn't matter.

After Mikako's reminder, it seemed more reasonable to call him Dabari Saburo.

So Zhang San's Japanese relative, Da Zhang Saburo, appeared in person. Later, Kazuma would pass this name to his personal apprentice, Ikeda Shigeru, and then this name would gradually become a household name in the legal world——

He Ma was writing to change the name on the essay when the phone rang.

Then there was the sound of Chiyoko coming out of the kitchen and going to the entrance to answer the phone.

When Chiyoko passed the door of the living room, she glanced into the open door, and then saw Kazuma and Mikako standing close to each other.

Chiyoko: "You should also close the door. What if it affects Amao's study?"

Then she closed the door smoothly.

Kazuma and Mikako looked at each other.

Mikako: "What happened to us?"

"I don't know." In fact, Kazuma knew that he didn't want to lose the softness behind his back just yet, so he pretended not to know.

By this time, Chiyoko had already returned from answering the phone, and she politely knocked on the door first.

Kazuma: "Come in!"

Chiyoko opened the door and asked: "Mr. Miyakoji from Chaoyue TV asked, will Mikasagi participate in this weekend's Sun Yat-sen commentary?"

Kazuma raised an eyebrow.

Gong Xiaoji is determined to slash the ratings with the Falklands War!

He is indeed a "decent TV person"!

If Thatcher visited Japan at this time, he would probably invite her.

While Kazuma sighed, Mikako said loudly and energeticly: "I want to go! But I want double the notification fee!"

yeah? Has this monkey learned to sit on the ground and raise prices?

Not simple.

**

By Sunday, the British had another ro-ro cargo ship, the Atlantic Conveyor, sunk by Exocetus. As a result, the Royal Navy's battle-damaged tonnage suddenly surpassed that of the Argentine Navy.

On the way to the show recording site, Mikako huddled up pitifully: "Why don't we go? Chie Kazuo must have been invited too, and he will definitely laugh at me."

Kazuma: "Don't be afraid. You also predicted the flying fish correctly. Let me teach you. As soon as Chie Kazuo starts talking about the balance of war beginning to tilt towards Argentina or similar words, you just throw out "I don't know" with a cold face. How many flying fish they have left represents the upper limit of the results they can achieve'."

Mikako: "You mean, let me blame all Argentina's victory on the French?"

"That's right! The Exocet was launched by a French aircraft, the Super Etendard, and the Exocet was a French missile. There is no problem. It was France that sank Sheffield and the Atlantic Carrier! This is the French Navy's revenge on Trafalgar!"

Mikako: "Oh, high, really high."

At this time, Honami, who was sitting in the co-pilot's seat, handed a brochure to Mikako in the back seat: "This is the Flying Fish brochure distributed by the French at the last Tokyo Air Show. It is in Japanese. Take a look."

Mikako looked through it as if she had found a treasure.

**

When we arrived at the recording venue, Associate Professor Qian Jiang Kazuo was already waiting.

As soon as he saw Mikako, he smiled: "Ms. Fujii, long time no see. You look good."

"Long time no see." Mikako had seen a lot of big scenes, and she generously held the hand that the other person extended, "You look like you haven't had enough rest and are very haggard. How about giving yourself a few days off?"

Qianjiang Kazuo's smile froze, but he immediately covered it up with a dry smile.

After letting go of Mikako's hand, he added: "I heard that the Argentine Navy's sinking tonnage now exceeds that of the Royal Navy. It seems that the war is not going as smoothly as Miss Fujii predicted."

Mikako: "I don't know how many Exocets are left in the Argentine Navy. I heard that they only have eight in total, and they have already shot four."

When Argentina attacked Sheffield, it actually launched two Exocet missiles, but one of them was interfered by the British army and lost its target.

Chie Kazuo: "Regarding this, the Argentine government placed an additional order of 100 pieces with France before the war started..."

"But not one of them has arrived. I think the 100 Exocet will arrive after the war. All Argentina's war results so far have been achieved by French aircraft firing French missiles. To put it bluntly, these are France's war results. What does it have to do with Argentina?”

Although what Mikako said was all what Kazuma taught him, when it comes out of this guy's mouth, it always feels like he deserves a beating.

Chie Kazuo wanted to say something else, but Mikako put one hand on her hips, pointed at his nose and said loudly: "You give up! It's more practical to go home and practice how to eat noodles with your nose! I've already practiced it!"

Kazuma laughed dumbly, what do you mean you have practiced it? Are you saying this to show your confidence or to show your lack of confidence?

Associate Professor Qianjiang Yi was confused: "?"

The host Onodera clapped his hands at this time and said: "Everyone, get ready. Get on your seats. We have recorded the opening remarks before the official start. When the live broadcast starts, we will use the time gained by playing the pre-recorded opening remarks to delay the live broadcast for about two minutes."

A two-minute delay means that the broadcast picture is delayed by two minutes compared to the actual picture in the studio. This is to give the director time to deal with broadcasting accidents.

If something goes wrong, the director can easily cut off the scene.

Qianjiang Kazuo said "hum", with an expression like "we'll see when we get to the podium", turned around and walked towards the podium.

At this moment, a young man hurried in, called Qianjiang Kazuo, and whispered a few words in his ear.

Qianjiang Kazuo's face changed greatly: "Really?"

The young man nodded repeatedly.

Chie Kazuo glared at Mikako, turned around and walked out of the studio.

Host Onodera hurriedly came up to stop him: "Where are you going? The broadcast is about to start!"

"I'm leaving! No more recording!" Qianjiang Kazuo waved his hand.

Mikako: "Why are you leaving! Stay and eat noodles!"

At this time, Onodera clicked on his earphones. It seemed that he had also received the news from the director. He still pulled Professor Qianji Kazuo: "Professor, please don't leave. We paid all the notification fees. Aren't they the British special air crew?" The regiment raided the Rio Grande Air Force Base, destroyed all the remaining Exocet missiles in Argentina and grabbed a transport plane to retreat..."

Kazuma was shocked. He knew that the Special Air Service Corps was very macho, but this was too macho.

The British in another time and space also had such a plan, but gave up in the end because it was too dangerous and there was basically no return.

They really did it in this time and space, and even robbed Argentina's transport plane and ran away...

No, wait a minute!

Kazuma suddenly realized why this time and space was so different from his previous life.

There really are macho men in this time and space!

Or in the literal sense!

Physically airborne, dismantling machine guns with bare hands, slashing tanks with swords...

Chie Kazuo was about to respond to Onodera, when suddenly a picture of a white man was displayed on the big screen in the studio.

This man was wearing a "fly-head" gas mask with the mask on. In Hema's life, this gas mask has become the symbol of the Royal Special Air Service.

The tactical vest he was wearing looked very professional and he was armed to the teeth. The Royal SAS armband is clearly visible on his left arm.

Mikako looked at the big screen: "Wow, who is this? It's almost my family and Ma Ku."

Host Onodera introduced: "This is a photo we just found in the news photo library. It is a previous photo of Captain Price who was the commander of the raid."

Kazuma immediately had no doubt that the Royal Air Service was able to break into the Rio Grande Air Force Base in the hinterland of Argentina and then escape.

In his previous life, he had experienced the adventures of Captain Price in the Call of Duty Modern Warfare series of games.

While Onodera was explaining to Mikako, Chie Kazuo shook off his hand and walked toward the studio door.

Onodera shouted at his back: "If you leave like this, I will say on the program later that Associate Professor Kazuo Chie ran away in fear of the sudden news!"

Chie Kazuo stopped and looked back at Onodera with gritted teeth.

"We are a news program after all," Onodera spread his hands to him, "Reporting the truth truthfully is our purpose."

Qianjiang Kazuo walked towards the studio with a bitter look on his face.

Kazuma looked at his side face from below, and wanted to write him a song "Washing the Seaweed".

Once everyone is ready, the filming of the title sequence begins.

After filming, we took a short break and then the live broadcast started.

Mikako enjoys looking at the camera.

Onodera looked at her and asked her: "Ms. Fujii, you are so happy, is there anything happy about you?"

For a moment, Kazuma had the illusion that Mikako was going to answer "I thought of something happy."

But Mikako didn't. Her answer was: "The Special Air Service Regiment has killed all the remaining Exocet missiles. Of course I am happy! This way I will definitely win the bet!"

Onodera seemed to be worried that the audience would not remember what kind of bet it was, so he quickly asked: "Is it the bet where you eat noodles with your nose?"

It’s still you who are bad.

Mikako nodded: "Yes! Let me tell you, because there are flying fish in Argentina, I haven't been able to sleep well recently. Later, in order to make myself sleep soundly, I came up with a brilliant idea, which was to eat noodles with my nose. Once you practice, you can eat it perfectly every time, then you won’t be afraid of being on TV or losing sleep!”

Although Onodera didn't perm his hair, he still praised him dutifully: "You really practiced!"

"It's true! Now that I'm good at it, I'll take part in the super transformation after I'm ready."

Onodera: "Isn't that the studio next to ours? Can you still rebel on the spot when you come to record a show?"

The audience burst into laughter.

Kazuma looked back at the audience and felt that Mikako might actually have the talent to be a comedian in comics.

Qianjiang Kazuo's face was ashen and he sat on the stage as if he didn't want to speak.

But what kind of person is Onodera? He is the best at everything he does not do, so he turned to Chie Kazuo and asked: "Then what is Associate Professor Chie's evaluation of this special air service group's operation?"

At the same time as the question was asked, the picture of Captain Price that had just been shown to everyone appeared on the big screen.

"History tells us that the outcome of the war..." Kazuo Chie said, suddenly unable to continue. He was silent for a few seconds before continuing, "The outcome of the war will not be because of one or two advanced weapons and one or two successful attacks. Tactical actions change. In the Pacific War, Japan also had many successful tactical actions, but..."

Mikako interrupted him: "You used the Pacific War as an example again, but according to the Pacific War, you only need to compare industrial strength to know which side will win. Argentina has no chance at all. You might as well say that the French suddenly decided not to If Argentina is stuck, send the 100 newly ordered Exocet missiles to Argentina, and then Britain will be unable to fight."

Qianjiang Kazuo had a dark face and did not respond.

Onodera saw that the silence was about to end, and immediately jumped in to chat with Mikako: "Ms. Fujii, you have always believed that the French weapons have special settings for British ships. This time Feiyu scored twice, do you think this is different from the French weapons?" Is it related to the characteristics of the weapon?”

"It must be! The French have hated the British since the Hundred Years' War..."

Mikako started her usual rhetoric.

During the entire program, Professor Chie Kazuo did not speak even a few words.

**

The next day, Kazuma had just returned from get out of class at Tokyo University. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Mikako running out of the living room holding a newspaper and running to the entrance: "Kazuma! I'm on the headlines again!"

Kazuma actually saw the newspaper in school. The newspaper used a half-length photo of Mikako, and the large text was: intellectual, beautiful, and a little innocent and romantic.

The small print is: Women in the new era are showing their charm.

By the way, this newspaper was given to Kazuma by Professor Mita during class, because he was a co-writer of this special report. He not only commented on Mikako, but also introduced the girls who are currently studying at the University of Tokyo to the newspaper. Case.

To be honest, Kazuma, who knew Mikako's true side, was speechless when he saw this front page picture and the string of comments.

Intellectuality, beauty, innocence and romance, what do these three words have to do with Jiehou?

Oh no, beauty is still relevant.

But her character often makes people ignore her appearance involuntarily!

Mikako: "Kazuma! Talk to me! I'm on the front page again, why don't you express your opinion?"

When talking about Pikako, she walked around Kazuma with an expression like "Come on, praise me!"

Because Kazuma was standing at the entrance and hadn't changed his shoes yet, she had to keep walking to the entrance floor and then onto the tatami if she wanted to go around.

Kazuma: "If you turn around again, you'll get dirty at the entrance, and Chiyoko will cut you again."

"Wow, I forgot!" Mikako jumped back on the tatami, and then checked whether there was any dirt under her feet.

Kazuma asked again: "How is the school simulation think tank going?"

"Well, it's not bad." Mikako scratched her head, "The report is almost finished. I feel more and more that the report will be signed by someone else's name and used as my own, so I don't want to write it seriously. There are a lot of things behind it. I don’t even follow Kazuma’s instructions when making predictions, I just write them casually.”

Kazuma smiled: "That's right, Mikako will dig holes for others."

"That's right. I'm so smart. So what do you think about me being on the front page?"

"If you really become the Minister of Foreign Affairs, then you can be on the front page every day." Kazuma took off his shoes and entered the room, "I'm going to write a report."

"Kazuma, you actually wrote the report yourself! Where is Tamamo?"

"Going to a revision meeting. Feedback for the first major revision of her book is coming." Kazuma responded.

As soon as he finished speaking, the door behind him opened. Qingliu walked in and shouted: "Kazuma! I got fifty points in Chinese!"

Kazuma "looked back" and touched Qingliu's head: "Oh, you are so good."

Then he saw Amao standing outside the door, holding an envelope in his hand and his face was ashen.

Kazuma immediately understood: "Amao, come in first. Don't worry too much about the mock exam. After all, it's just the first mock exam, and there are still nearly five months until the exam next March."

Amao nodded and then stepped into the entrance hall.

He pursed his lips tightly, looking uncomfortable.

Kazuma turned to the kitchen and shouted: "Chiyoko, we have extra food today!"

"Eh? Don't be like this. The food expenses have already been overrun this month!" Chiyoko ran out with an expression as if she wanted to argue with Kazuma. When she saw Amao's expression, she was stunned, "This... Amao, Did you do poorly on the exam?"

Kazuma: "Okay, go get some brain supplements to add to your meal today."

Chiyoko nodded: "Okay!"

At this moment, Amao made up his mind and looked up at Kazuma: "Master, I want to reduce my part-time work in the past five months - no, turn down my part-time job and concentrate on the exam. Can you let me owe you some money? ?”

Amao has always paid for the food and accommodation expenses of his stay at the Kiryu Dojo, and also subsidizes the dojo's household expenses.

But part-time work did take up a lot of his time, which reduced his review time a lot.

So Kazuma completely understood his request.

The University of Tokyo is not a school where a former delinquent who has only turned around for more than a year can get into the school by working part-time while preparing for the exam.

So Kazuma nodded: "No problem. I will take care of the money. You continue to live here and go all out to review."

Amao knelt down to Kazuma with a bang and kowtowed: "Teacher's great kindness, I will never forget it in my life!"