I teach kendo in Tokyo

When Kazuma came out of the dressing room and waited behind the stage curtain, Hinami Rina was already saying the opening remarks on the stage.

Probably just to introduce why the two sides are fighting.

Talking about the monsters and combatants first, Johnny and the others first appeared on stage and did some somersaults, and then Hinami led the children to shout for the righteous Superman He-Man to come out to punish rape and eliminate evil.

Kazuma was waiting backstage to appear, feeling strange inside.

It is trivial for others to be worth hundreds of millions after traveling through time for a year. It's not that they are all poor, such as Klein, but he is already on the verge of hitting Sequence 0 after traveling through time for a year. On the other hand, Kazuma doesn't even have a chance to pass.

Alas, people are more infuriating than others.

In order not to live in a container, Hema had to work hard to make money.

At this time, Hinami Rina's voice came from outside the stage: "Now, let's call out He-Man, the hero of justice!"

The children shouted along with her.

There are quite a few children who come to listen to the sound.

Kazuma strode onto the stage and glanced towards the audience, only to see the Inobuta Supervisor standing at the back of the audience, with his hands crossed on his chest, looking at Kazuma with the eyes of a pig waiting to be slaughtered at the market.

——What’s the matter, are you trying to see if the salary you’re offering is worth it?

Kazuma didn't want to find a reason to deduct money for Inuma, so he immediately decided to give him a great show.

So he lunged forward, jumped up, and performed an air split.

The children below had never seen this before, and they immediately cheered.

Unfortunately, the stage was a bit small. When Kazuma finished doing the air splits and landed on the ground, he had already reached the other side of the stage. Kazuma had to turn around and come back to continue doing the moves.

As soon as he turned around, he saw the combatant who suggested him to do a backflip, so he remembered the backflip, and immediately made a decision and performed the backflip.

He just flipped off the stage.

The children shouted loudly again.

As soon as He Ma landed, he thought to himself: It's broken, and the money will be deducted now.

That's not okay, no one can deduct my salary, no one can!

The stage in the shopping mall is about half a person's height. Wearing a heavy leather suit to get on, a normal person would be like the old father crossing the railway to buy oranges in Zhu Ziqing's "Back".

He Ma jumped up suddenly, grabbed the iron support on the edge of the stage and pulled, and people went up.

Not only did he go up, he also flew higher than the stage.

Then he thought, I'm already like this, so I might as well just stop doing it and maximize the stage effect.

So he made full use of the power of Jack Chen's series of entries, climbed up to the steel frame of the lamp hanging on the top of the stage, stood on it, and posed in a pose overlooking the enemy.

Because he was standing high up, and the place itself was the rooftop of the shopping mall, the wind was very strong, so the red scarf on Hemahide was blown up by the wind.

He Ma stood on the steel frame, wondering what all this was about. He made a mistake and fell off the stage and ended up like this. Am I sick? Did I get infected from staying with the inner monkey for a long time recently?

But the children were so happy that they all clapped and screamed.

Some of the parents looked extremely happy - especially the male parents, whose faces said "Damn, I want to wear a leather condom and play like this".

Not only those who came to watch the show, but also other people who were resting and eating normally on the rooftop, their attention was now focused on Kazuma.

Because Kazuma Station is really high up, you can see the red scarf floating from anywhere on this rooftop square.

Kazuma looked down at the weirdo played by Johnny and the three combatants on the stage, wondering how this would end.

At this time he heard Johnny mutter: "Fuck you, why?"

Kazuma replied to him in his heart: I don't know either, so I just go with the flow.

Sure enough, I have been spending a lot of time with Mikako recently, which is a bit showy.

No matter, standing around all the time is not a problem, just say your lines and then go down and fight - yes, Kazuma's character still has lines, but they are very cliché lines for transforming into a superhero.

And you don’t have to memorize it by rote, you just need to say the same lines on stage.

After all, the main narrative of this kind of performance relies on the narration - that is, Hinami Rina.

Kazuma: "You are an evil organization that has done many evil things. I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

After saying that, he jumped up and rolled in the air like a character in the Contra game. When he landed, he also did the pose of SNAKE in "Metal Gear Solid 2".

This part-time job is more enjoyable than imagined - the child in Kazuma's heart who will never grow up shouted with joy.

Combatant Bing screamed and rushed forward.

Kazuma always felt that he wanted to be knocked down quickly and lie on the ground fishing.

So he casually punched Combatant C on the chest - of course not hard. The muscles in Hema's body are too hard for ordinary people to bear if beaten hard.

Combatant C immediately let out a miserable scream and rolled away.

Kazuma refused to let him go, grabbed his waist directly, picked him up and used him as a weapon to smash at another combatant who was rushing over.

——You want to earn your salary just by lying down? It's not that simple, let me make full use of you!

Another combatant - let's call him Combatant B because he has the letter B on his holster - Combatant B was shocked. He has been performing this stage play for so long and has never seen a human being used as a weapon. In the process of being shocked, he was knocked to the ground.

Kazuma saw Combatant B fall down and threw Combatant C next to him.

He controlled the strength of these movements very well, so it should be fine for two people wearing such thick leather jackets.

The remaining combatant A saw Kazuma turning to him, and then looked at the two brothers lying side by side on the ground. He made up his mind and raised his hand to give himself a slap - of course it was not a real hit - and then fell down with a cry. On the ground.

The children in the audience were so happy that they burst into laughter.

That leaves the weirdo played by Jonny.

You can't see Johnny's expression between the leather holster and the horse, but anyone can guess that he must be very embarrassed at this time.

According to the script, it was Johnny's turn to beat Kazuma so hard that he was deflated.

But now that Kazuma is acting so aggressively, Johnny, who plays the weirdo, is naturally under a lot of pressure.

He had to show more strength than Kazuma.

However, that is basically impossible, because Kazuma is the hero of Osaka, the trainer of Mikako Fujii, and the Khaleesi of Kagoshima...

In fact, Kazuma's idea was very simple. After Jonny started to attack, he would resist a few times symbolically. When Jonny used the flying kick, he would perform Neymar's roll on the ground.

Not wanting to receive a flying kick in vain, Kazuma fell to the ground and rolled as he prepared for the opponent's attack.

This will also make the weirdo appear to have accurate footwork.

Kazuma heard Johnny take a deep breath - he had the ears of a wolf, and he could still hear the sound of breathing and heartbeat through such a thick leather sheath.

Then Johnny said loudly: "Damn Superman! How dare you hurt my combatants! I will make you pay the price!"

Although his lines are terrible, it sounds like Jonny has a good command of lines.

He waved his two pincer-like arms and charged towards Kazuma.

Kazuma originally wanted to fight Johnny back and forth a few times, but then he realized that this guy's leather-covered hands meant that he couldn't perform martial arts moves like those in Hong Kong Kung Fu movies.

As a weirdo, Johnny can only attack with a wide range of attacks.

This kind of attack and the horse's dodge should not be too simple.

He subconsciously hid three times before he thought that he should be beaten here.

But as a warrior, it would be a shame to be hit by such an attack!

"Damn Superman!" Johnny shouted, "Hiding like a loach! I'm so annoying, let you try this!"

Johnny said as he struck a pose, and then the luminous parts on the leather case began to glow.

I have to say that the leather case for this crappy show is really well made.

But the problem is, Kazuma is a newbie, and he has no idea what the effect of Johnny's move is.

A child in the audience shouted: "It's flamenco light!"

——What is flamenco light!

Forget it, Kazuma decided to deal with it by showing that he was in pain.

"Uh, ahhhh!" Kazuma shouted.

Johnny: "Jiejie, my flamenco ray has a million horses of energy!"

It seems that Johnny has also read Hong Kong comics.

"Let me finish you off with this last blow! Die, He-Man!" Johnny put on a running stance.

Kazuma didn't wait for his approach, went directly to the ground, and then started rolling. Generally in the Kamen Rider series, performing Neymar's roll is the responsibility of the second rider. Kazuma, who is clearly the main rider, still rolled.

Johnny: "Why did you lie down before I kicked you?"

"Doesn't this show that your leg skills are accurate?" Kazuma, who was lying on the ground, responded.

The children burst into laughter.

Rina Hinami uses narration to forcefully advance the plot: "Superman is in danger! He needs our power! Let us call his name together! Come on, 1, 2!"

The children below shouted together: "He-Man!"

At this time, a circle of people had already gathered around the theater. Many adults who came to the rooftop to buy something to eat and drink after shopping in the mall also gathered here.

This is all due to Kazuma's exaggerated performance.

Many of them also shouted with a cheering attitude.

The pig director probably never thought that his small project could be so eye-catching, so he happily shouted along.

He Ma was lying on the ground, wondering how he should get up. Should he be seriously injured but still rely on his unyielding will to stand up, or should he stand up like a carp?

In the end, he chose the carp to straighten up, and rushed up to the steel frame on the top of the stage again and again. He threw back the red scarf on the leather sheath, put his hands on his hips and looked down at Johnny Weird.

Johnny looked up at Kazuma and muttered: "What the hell, are you doing it again?"

He Ma made a pose on the steel frame: "A hero of justice will never fall as long as there is evil in the world! Die, Johnny!"

After saying this, Kazuma realized that he had said the stage name of the leather cover's "Nakanoto".

But forget it, never mind.

He jumped down from the steel frame and performed a knight's kick in the air - falling knight's kick!

Johnny: "It will kill people!"

He yelled as he threw himself to the side, dodging a kick falling from the sky.

Kazuma landed on the ground and raised his hands in a victory pose.

Rina Hinami: "In this way, the peace of Tokyo has been protected. Congratulations! Congratulations!"

After saying that, she also came on stage, clapping and standing next to Kazuma.

The other leather actors all stood up at this time, stood in a row with Kazuma, and held hands for the curtain call.

Kazuma held Hinami Rina's hand with his right hand. Her hand was small, smooth, and a little cold.

The children in the audience were very happy. This was probably the most exciting heroic stage performance they had ever seen.

The big friends who were watching were also very happy. After all, it is not often seen that an actor in a leather suit jumps onto the steel frame.

The director of Pig Stock is very happy. If the theater's evaluation is high, his evaluation will naturally rise, and he may even get the opportunity to be transferred back to the head office.

When you return to the head office, you will have the opportunity to survive as a director through your working years.

Because the audience was very enthusiastic, Kazuma and others bowed twice more before leaving the stage.

When he got backstage, Hema immediately took off his helmet.

The moment the helmet was taken off, a stream of white vapor emerged from the collar of the holster - in the winter, this was formed when the hot and humid water vapor met the cold air outside.

Then cold air poured in from the collar, making Kazuma feel a lot more comfortable.

Hinami Rina came up and held Kazuma's hand: "That's great! As expected of a master! Your performance was so wonderful!"

Johnny, who had also just taken off his helmet, asked doubtfully: "Master? Is this another kind of PLAY that is popular among young people?"

"No, I'm learning kendo at Kiryu-senpai's dojo."

Combatant C teased in that sinister tone: "Hey, are you just learning swordsmanship? I guess it's not just that, you also learned a lot of physiological and hygiene knowledge, right?"

Hinami Rina frowned: "It's just kendo! Kiryu-senpai has seen a lot, and the girls in the dojo are prettier than me."

Combatant B nodded: "That seems to be the case. I remember that Weekly Fang Chun's report said that the Kiryu Dojo is like the Shogun's Ooku."

"What is Da'ao?" Combatant A asked doubtfully.

"Don't you even know Da'ao? Don't you watch Dahe drama?" Combatant B asked in surprise.

Combatant A: "I don't want to watch it. Do you have to watch it?"

"Of course, it's something NHK films to solidify our national character. All Japanese people have to watch it. If you don't watch it, you're not Japanese."

Kazuma raised his eyebrows, wondering why this rhetoric sounded familiar.

At this moment, the Inoguta supervisor hurried over, pushed Hinami Rina away in front of Kazuma, and then held Kazuma's hand: "Great! You are the talent our mall needs! I have already contacted the mall personnel The department has said hello, you can join the job tomorrow and go to the security department. You usually work in the security department and you will perform in the afternoon!"

Kazuma: "Thank you for your kindness, but please allow me to refuse."

The manager of Zhugu looked shocked: "Why? After one year of doing this job, you can hope to become a formal member!"

In the opinion of the head of Zhugu, "can become an ordinary member" is probably a magic word. As long as he says it, no one will kneel down and thank him.

So he looked at Kazuma with a "young man, what are you crazy about?"

Kazuma: "No reason, I still have to go to class..."

Inoguta Supervisor waved his hand and interrupted Kazuma: "What's the point of going to class! Look at this guy!"

He pointed at Johnny.

"This person has been taking training classes at the firm for several years, but he is still in training mode now. The firm has even revoked his qualification for free classes, and now he has to pay the firm to take classes at the firm.

"I don't have a job, so I can only act as a weirdo with a leather jacket. If he hadn't earned a lot of money by beating Pachinko so well, he would have been unable to pay the rent!"

"It's hard to get into the entertainment industry. It's much better to work in the entertainment industry than in the entertainment industry. Look at those female stars, many of them end up marrying ordinary members!"

Johnny's expression at this time showed that he was very uncomfortable. The words of Supervisor Zhugu were just a stab in his heart.

The pig stock manager is completely unaware of this, or is aware of it, but doesn't care at all.

Kazuma decided to vent his anger for Johnny, so he said: "I don't want to be in the entertainment industry."

"Then what are you going to do?" Manager Inugata glanced at Rina Hinami and seemed to remember something, "By the way, Hinami seems to be learning kendo in a dojo. Do you run a kendo dojo? What's the use of that, unless You can become a famous swordsman, the kind who can get notices for TV shows, otherwise your dojo won’t make any money at all, okay!”

Kazuma felt like a knife had been stabbed in his heart.

Yes, dojos don't make money, and no one knows that better than me.

In order not to be driven by my sister to live in a container, I came out to do this kind of work.

Inobutsu misunderstood Kazuma's expression. He took a step forward, and his fat body was almost pressed against Kazuma's body. Fortunately, there was a leather sheath between him so it wouldn't be too disgusting.

"Come to work for me, and you will become a regular member after one year. You will never have to worry about being fired. The company will take care of you for the rest of your life. As long as you work hard, you will continue to be promoted. When your years are up, my position as a supervisor will be yours. ! This is the broad road."

Kazuma: "Sorry, I'm not interested in this path. I'm a student at the University of Tokyo."

The pig director was stunned.

After graduating from the University of Tokyo, no matter what department they majored in or whether their majors are relevant, they will be higher than him as a supervisor when they enter a company.

When a graduate of Dongda University first joins the company and lands in this mall, he will directly become his immediate boss.

More importantly, students from Dongda University are different from branch managers like him who cannot be transferred back to the head office despite all their efforts. Students from Dongda University cannot stay in one branch for a long time. They usually come out to accumulate experience. Once they have accumulated enough, they will be hired. Directly recall the head office.

And for a supervisor like him, even if he could return to the head office, he would only be promoted to a director.

As long as Dongda graduates are not too incompetent, they will be at the professional level in a few years.

Tokyo University students, to use the system of One Piece, are equivalent to Japan's Tenryu reserve army.

Inoguta quickly let go of Kazuma's hand, took two steps back, and his attitude suddenly changed: "The proud son of Dongda, what do you mean by coming to my place to perform a hero show?"

Kazuma thought nonsense, I am short of money.

But before he could speak, Director Zhugu had already come to his own conclusion: "Oh, I know! This is that, that, that! Come from the masses, go to the masses! Dongda, I understand!" "

Kazuma looked at the pig director in surprise: What do you mean? Does everyone know that Tokyo University is a left-wing nest?

But in this era, this perception is correct. Even after the entire Japanese society turned to the right, many professors at Tokyo University still adhere to the left-wing stance.

The director of Zhugu added: "It turns out that he is a student of Dongda University. No wonder he can perform the show so well. No wonder. Just pretend that I didn't say anything about what happened today. I also have good intentions. Don't worry about it. Then, I'll leave first. .”

After saying that, Zhugu turned around and ran away.

Hinami Rina smiled beside him and said: "Senior, your status as a Dongda student is as useful as the Mito Yellow Gate's waist card. I have never seen such a miserable Ingbute Supervisor. Well done to you, Senior! This guy , always looks at me with lustful eyes."

Kazuma: "When men see you, they will become lustful, right?"

As he said that, he also glanced at Ninan's chest muscles.

"Nonsense, senior, you don't look at me like that." Rina Hinami complained.

Kazuma was about to respond when he noticed Johnny's sullen face and frown.

Kazuma dropped Hinami Rina, stepped forward and patted Johnny on the shoulder: "Don't pay attention to what that kind of person says."

"No, he's right." Johnny looked at Kazuma, "If I hadn't mastered the weaknesses of the pachinko machines in several arcades, I would have been living on the streets. Maybe it's time to give up. Unrealistic fantasy, admit that you are an ordinary person."

Johnny looked at Kazuma and showed a slightly tired smile: "I am already 28 years old. If I don't wake up, I won't even have the chance to do manual labor in a factory. Taking advantage of the current economic boom, I will honestly stay in Tokyo. Work in the factory for a few years to save some money, then return to your hometown to build a similar house and marry a similar wife..."

Kazuma thought he wanted to rap for a while, but Johnny glanced at Hinami Rina and said with a smile: "I originally thought that I would marry a wife as exciting as Hinami-chan in the future."

Kazuma glanced at Hinami and admitted that she was indeed very exciting.

Johnny shook his head, tucked the weirdo's helmet under his arm, and walked toward the locker room.

**

At the same time, the Welfare Technology Marketing Department.

Marketing Department Investigator Shi De Ansheng told the Deputy Minister of Marketing: "This is an investigation report on several competing products on the market. We traced their manufacturers and analyzed their equity composition.

"The largest of these companies that produce competing products is owned by the Nanjo Consortium."

The marketing director was speechless: "Nanjo Consortium? Isn't that related to Kiryu Kazuma? Is the news confirmed?"

De Ansheng nodded: "OK."

"Understood, I will notify Mr. Aikawa Horon immediately."