I teach kendo in Tokyo

On April 3rd, in front of the main entrance of Sophia University.

It is a custom for each club to recruit new students every year at the beginning of the school year.

The quality of community life in Japanese universities directly determines the career paths you will have after graduation, which is very important.

In the upper class of Japanese society, having alumni connections is often the difference between success and failure.

Of course, young people who have just entered college generally do not understand this, and they are even less likely to join specific societies.

At this time, some associations with relatively weak resources will make great efforts to recruit people.

This time, among the various clubs at Sophia University, the most commotion was the Kendo Club.

Sophia University's kendo club is very weak, which is related to the employment direction of their school. Whether you want to work as a translator at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs or the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology, you do not need kendo skills.

The most proud OB resource of the Sophia University Kendo Club is probably that many seniors have been admitted to the Ministry of Defense as civil servants and worked as translators at the Ministry of Defense.

Therefore, members of the Kendo Club have an inherent advantage in entering the Ministry of Defense as translators.

If you are a student of Sophia University's English Department, joining the Kendo Club is not a waste, but if you are a French student and you join the Kendo Club, it will be a big waste.

After all, the Ministry of Defense only has a small shortage of French-speaking talents.

But this does not prevent the Kendo Club from becoming the most watched club in the school.

Because Mikako Fujii held a loudspeaker and stood on a podium made of four desks and said nonsense: "Everyone! Look here! I am the fairy senior sister who was on the front page of all daily newspapers! And I look like Marilyn Dream today. dew!"

In fact, Mikako Fujii doesn't look like Marilyn Monroe at all today. She doesn't have the charming character of Monroe, and her clothes are wrong.

But it doesn't matter. In fact, most people at the scene didn't realize what Monroe looked like.

Most people present knew Monroe as "that good-looking American", and there were even a few young people who equated Monroe with the passerby nurse who kissed her at the end of the battle.

In short, Mikako's shout successfully attracted all the attention to herself.

Mikako: "Our kendo club is recruiting new members today! When you come to the kendo club, you can see me wearing kendo uniform!"

Her simple and straightforward language highlights a powerful force.

Is there anything more attractive than a beautiful senior's kendo uniform?

In fact, there is. After all, the kendo uniform is tightly covered and has such thick protective gear. In fact, it is not very eye-catching. Of course, heroic spirit is truly heroic, but heroic spirit and eye-catching are two different things.

If I have to say it, the tennis clothes of the seniors in the tennis club are much more attractive than Mikako.

But Mikako has a strong sense of presence. Many freshmen have lost their ability to think at this time and want to come to the kendo club to experience it and see what the senior's kendo uniform has to offer.

The tennis club next door was so worried that they turned up the speakers as loud as possible and said, "The senior girls in our tennis club are all in miniskirts!"

Mikako turned the speaker and faced the tennis club: "It's true that you all are in miniskirts, but your boyfriend has changed them many times!"

A senior from the tennis club came to the table unceremoniously and shouted to Mikako: "Aren't you also Kiryu Kazuma's mistress?"

Mikako: "I'm different! I'm a heroine, and I made Professor Qianjie so angry that he vomited blood! I also made Associate Professor Qianjiang Kazuo so angry that he ate noodles from his nostrils!

"My value is not in my appearance, it's just that while I am talented, I also happen to be beautiful. You are different, you have nothing but your face!

"Last semester's report, you had to send it to your classmates before anyone could write it!"

The senior in the tennis club was so angry that she rolled her eyes: "You! Mikako Fujii! What kind of grudge does our tennis club have against your kendo club?"

"There is no grudge, you just happened to jump out, so I sprayed it." Mikako replied, laughing as he spoke.

The tennis club was angry and retreated.

However, because the seniors from the tennis club were having sex in miniskirts when they came to the table, many freshmen were attracted to join.

Mikako held the loudspeaker and suddenly thought of recruiting people for her simulated think tank, so she shouted: "Oh, by the way, in addition to joining the kendo club, you can also come to the simulated think tank! The papers published by our simulated think tank, The overlap rate with papers published by famous think tanks is very high! If you come to us, you can become a diplomat in the future!"

Students from the Kendo Club dismantled the Megatron: "Isn't it just that your report was taken by the professor and published in a famous think tank?"

"Oh, how can you say that? Can a university professor's affairs be considered stealing?" Mikako waved her hand nonchalantly.

To be honest, Mikako's character is very relatable to freshmen, and because she is a beauty, many freshmen have been fooled into falling in love with her.

It seems that the Sophia University Kendo Club is about to expand its enrollment in an unprecedented way.

But at this time, Mikako Fujii suddenly saw the figure who had just entered the school, and she looked a little familiar.

Mikako turned the speaker and pointed at the people who had just entered the school and said loudly: "Isn't this Professor Qianjiang? You won't have successfully inherited your father's position, right? But that's not right, we already have a new professor of international relations. !”

Professors in Japanese universities are very different from each other. It is rare for a university to have two professors of the same subject.

At a comprehensive university like Tokyo University, there are multiple professors for some subdivision subjects. For example, in the same law school, there is one professor who teaches criminal law, and another professor who teaches civil law.

But generally speaking, there are no two professors teaching the same subject in the same university.

Even if there are actually two professors teaching the same subject, they must be forced to make some differences in their positions.

Sophia University already has a professor of international relations, so generally speaking, it is impossible for Chie Kazuo to obtain the position of professor of international relations at Sophia University.

Chie Kazuo was a little confused when he heard Mikako's words: "Huh?"

Mikako was also a big-hearted guy, and continued to shout with the loudspeaker: "So, our school already has a professor of international relations! It's useless for you to come here, we won't let you become a professor! You'd better practice it early Use your nose to eat noodles, and then you can go to Super Transformation to eat noodles!"

Chie Kazuo frowned and stared at Mikako, as if thinking about what she said, and then he slowly turned to the teaching building of the English Department of Sophia University.

Mikako also turned to look at the teaching building.

At this time, Mikako finally felt that the situation seemed not good.

She decided to adopt a comfort strategy to Qianjiang Kazuo: "I understand, you want to see the place where your father worked, right? Hahahaha, I will apply to take you to visit the campus right now."

As he spoke, Mikako turned to wink at a junior fellow from the kendo club: "Go call the police!"

The senior brother looked confused, obviously not thinking about it at all. He replied: "You want me to apply? I don't know which department I should go to?"

Mikako kept winking.

The senior brother looked confused.

At this time, a girl who was a sophomore with Mikako came to the rescue: "Mikako wants you to find the new professor of international relations! This kind of thing is obviously a matter between their fellow professors!"

Mikako couldn't help shouting: "Don't find a new professor! Then we have to fight! Can't you see that Professor Chie Kazuo is super dangerous now?"

Everyone looked at Qianjiang Kazuo.

Chie Kazuo was also in a state of downtime, looking dazed.

Several classmates shook their heads together and looked at Mikako: "I don't think he is in any danger."

"Isn't this obviously silly?"

In fact, Mikako looked at the current Chie Kazuo and thought he was quite silly.

But her gut was screaming, telling her something was wrong.

She told herself that she had experienced so many storms and had seen every scene.

At this time, the junior brother suddenly thought of something and said loudly: "Ah, I remembered it. After you forced Qianjiang Kazuo to eat noodles with his nose on TV, he seemed to go crazy. I heard that he went to participate in a Some psychotherapy class, I also had a classmate who saw him when he was doing volunteer work."

After all, Chie Kazuo is also a "celebrity" who has performed on TV as eating noodles with his nose, so it is understandable that his face is remembered by a student who doesn't care much about international relations.

The junior senior brother just mentioned this as an interesting thing that happened to occur to him.

Mikako looked at Qianjiang Kazuo's expression carefully.

But it seems like everything is fine?

Qianjiang Kazuo now behaves like a harmless uncle, with Buddhist characteristics written all over his face.

Mikako frowned, confused.

——Do you really think too much?

——Qianjiang Kazuo was not hit by anything? Is he just an uncle who has been deeply hurt by himself?

Mikako curled her lips.

She decided to take another look and steer the ship carefully.

But the junior fellow student had become bolder. He stepped forward and said he wanted to take a photo with Kazuo Chie: "You are the only person in the world who can eat noodles with his nose, Professor Chie!"

Qianjiang Kazuo just laughed, his laughter was like that of Maitreya Buddha.

Mikako became doubly uneasy.

She took a step back and distanced herself from Qianjiang Kazuo.

The third-year senior brother was still obsessed with the idea of ​​taking a photo with Kazuo Chie: "Hey, I didn't bring a Polaroid! Isn't it too late to borrow one from the photography department now?"

Qianjiang Kazuo said to the boy with a smile: "Okay, no problem, I'll make it in time. I don't have classes today."

The junior senior brother laughed loudly and hooked Qianjiang Kazuo's shoulder: "Your 'I have no class today' is great, I like this burden!"

In Japan, it is customary to call baggage and other things "pinch him". The pronunciation is just two syllables, but it can refer to a complete cross talk joke or a staged joke.

Qianjiang Kazuo grabbed the arm of the junior brother and asked seriously: "Is what I just said ridiculous?"

The senior brother didn't notice the strange look on Qianjiang Kazuo's face at all, and laughed: "Isn't this ridiculous? You are no longer a professor! Since you acted like eating noodles with your nose on the political commentary program, you are no longer an associate professor. , there is no place for you to attend class!”

Beads of sweat broke out on Mikako's forehead. She tried to remind her junior senior brother: "Well, senior brother, it's enough to say it once. You don't have to pinch him with the same thing over and over again."

"Oh," the senior brother suddenly turned to Mikako and said, "You were just laughing at Associate Professor Chie Kazuo too!"

Just as Mikako was about to reply, Kazuo Chie suddenly grabbed the arm of his junior brother.

The senior brother had a puzzled look on his face, but his doubts immediately turned into an expression of pain.

"It hurts, it hurts! My hand!"

Qianjiang Yinan knocked the tall junior brother to the ground with one hand.

Everyone around was stunned by this sudden change.

The vast majority of college students did not accept this surreal scene, and some even had blank looks on their faces.

Chie Kazuo continued to exert pressure.

The junior's arm had been bent at an impossible angle and looked like it was broken.

But Qianjiang Kazuo's iron claws had no intention of letting go.

Mikako shouted: "That's enough, Associate Professor Qianjiang, what are you doing!"

In desperation, Mikako suddenly felt that calling Chie Kazuo "associate professor" might bring him some sanity.

However, it was of no use.

Qianjiang Kazuo used an extremely cruel method to break the arm of the junior brother.

The senior brother yelled and then passed out.

Kazuo Chie put his torn off arm on his shoulder, with a heartbroken expression: "I was clearly planning to teach you the truth, but you didn't listen. If you don't drink the toast, you'll have to drink as a penalty. I'm not done with you today, Chiyoko Kiryu."

Mikako looked embarrassed: "Well, my name is Fujii Mikako."

"That's not important!" Chie Kazuo waved his severed arm as a weapon and hit another member of the kendo club in the face. "All the students are disobedient! On the campus of Sophia University, everyone is Disobedient bad boys! I will punish all bad boys!"

After saying that, Qianjiang Kazuo let out a ferocious laugh: "Don't even think about running away! I planted a bomb in the school! If you run away, I will blow up the whole school!"

Mikako said loudly: "I don't believe you! You obviously said that on the spur of the moment! I see that when you left home today, you didn't even think about where to go!"

Chie Kazuo glared at Mikako angrily, and then began to slap his face hard, breaking off pieces of flesh and blood: "Why do you want to refute me! Why do you want to refute me!"

At this time, Mikako also took the risk and shouted with a loudspeaker: "Because you are wrong! Qianjiang Kazuo, I don't know what's wrong with you, but to be honest, a person like you will go crazy in an instant. , I’ve seen too much!”

Chie Kazuo glared at Mikako and showed a ferocious smile: "I've had enough of your arrogance! Watch me tear you into pieces in one go! The kind that you can't even put back together!"

At this time, the unlucky junior student in Qianjiang Kazuo's hands wailed: "Then why are you trying to punish me? I have no enmity with you, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"

Qianjiang Kazuo's fingers dug into the sleeves of the junior student's shirt - there were now fresh wounds, and the unfortunate guy's hand had just been torn off.

While torturing the unlucky guy, Chie Kazuo stared at Mikako: "Just wait, I will tear you apart right now!"