I teach kendo in Tokyo

Kazuma drove the crepe truck on the road, and he always felt that the expressions of the people in other cars looking at him became strange.

Nishikiyama Heita, the co-pilot, suddenly turned on the car's loudspeaker, and the crepe jingle hit Kazuma's ears.

Kazuma frowned: "Stop making trouble, close it."

Nishikiyama Heita turned off the switch, but immediately turned it on.

"That's enough." Kazuma complained, "Why are you acting like a child?"

"I just want to hear this advertising song. To be honest, I haven't heard this song played by a crepe shop for a long time. A few years ago, there would be a crepe shop playing this song in front of any large shopping mall."

Kazuma turned off the switch himself.

Nishikiyama Heita shrugged: "Why don't you have any feelings at all?"

"I'm a police officer, and unlike you, I don't like to cause trouble for motorists on the road."

Nishikiyama Heita laughed loudly and joked: "I kind of want to know your sister's expression after seeing you driving this car home."

"She must be extremely excited. It only costs 50,000 yuan in total. This car is super cheap. She will definitely praise me for a good job, and then run to buy a big bag of ingredients for making crepes, and then make them in the car. ." Kazuma asserted based on his understanding of his sister.

"Hahaha, do you want to open a crepe shop in your yard? I think it's okay. This car is just wide enough to drive through the gap between your entrance and the yard door."

Kazuma pouted.

There is only a utility room in his house, and most of the space is used for the Harley motorcycle. Apart from that, there is no other place in his dojo that can be used as a garage. The RV can only be parked in the yard.

The community around his house has almost been built, and many people live there. People passing by the yard don't know what to think when they see the crepe cart in the yard.

Nishikiyama Heita continued: "When you drive this car into the underground parking lot of the Metropolitan Police Department tomorrow, it will probably attract attention. It's a pity that I can't enter the Metropolitan Police Department because I have nothing to do, otherwise I would have to give you a ride to watch the excitement."

He Ma rolled his eyes at Jinshan and said teasingly: "That van in your group isn't any better than mine, is it?"

"That's different. The van we teamed with often comes in handy. Whether it's sinking cement piers into Tokyo Bay or doing other things, it's very convenient. Your car is a mobility scooter, hahahaha... Although I advise you I bought it, I really didn’t expect you to actually buy it.”

Kazuma let out a sigh of poverty.

Nishikiyama Heita: "Turn left ahead and you can see the bar where the target works."

Kazuma decisively turned left, and then asked: "Which building?"

"The third building! You've seen the sign, 'The Residence of Spring'."

Kazuma stopped directly in front of the building with the sign of Spring Residence.

As soon as he stopped, a pair of high school students ran to his car and shouted, "Are you going to open a store?"

Kazuma directly took out the police manual and showed the chrysanthemum police badge to the high school students.

It was already past seven o'clock, and the high school students would be persuaded by the police if they were still wandering in the downtown area, so when they saw the police badges, the high school couple turned around and ran away.

As soon as Hema got off the bus, a girl dressed as an office worker asked: "Do you want to open a store?"

Kazuma showed his police badge again: "I am a criminal police officer here to investigate the case."

The girl quickly bowed and apologized to Kazuma, turned around and ran away.

Nishikiyama Heita complained: "Are you addicted to showing your police badge? Damn it, if you show your police badge like this, I will be regarded as your partner. This way."

He pointed to the building door.

Only then did Kazuma realize that the door was directly the elevator, and next to it was the upward button.

The door opens at the push of a button.

The interior of the elevator looks very Ghost in the Shell style, with graffiti all over it.

Kazuma thought again of the unpopular animated movie produced by Anno Akito and the others.

After getting on the elevator, Nishikiyama Heita directly pressed the button for the third floor.

A moment later, Kazuma stood in front of the gate of Spring Residence.

It looks like the entrance of an ordinary residence.

There are quite a few bars and other establishments in Japan that use this kind of entrance. Kazuma remembered that in his previous life, he went to Akihabara for the first time and went to a maid cafe, and ended up entering through this kind of door that looked like a residential house.

Nishikiyama Heita directly held the door handle and opened the door, stepping in.

And the horse keeps up.

The inside looks like a serious bar, with a bar facing the door and several private rooms on the left.

There was already a group of guests sitting in the box having a drink.

The old woman behind the bar immediately laughed when she saw Jinshan: "Isn't this Jinshan!"

Kazuma raised his eyebrows: "Nishiki-chan?"

"I'm quite famous in this circle." After finishing speaking, Jinshan smiled at the old woman and went to sit down at the bar. "Anri-chan, do you miss me?"

"I don't want to at all! Stop pretending, Jin-chan, I haven't seen her in years."

"Don't be so cold. I still remember your name."

"Anyway, you must have gotten some good information before coming here, right? It's a shame that I still remember you!" the old woman said coquettishly.

He Ma got goosebumps just listening to it.

At this time, Nishikiyama introduced Kazuma to the old woman: "This is Kiryu and Kazuma, the police officer. I will bring him to see the world."

The old woman named Anri glanced at Kazuma, and her attitude became visibly colder: "Are you here to see Muto?"

Only then did Kazuma realize: Muto's strong wife is naturally named Muto, and Japanese women have to change their surnames when they get married.

Anri Mama-san continued: "Takenaka is retiring? Isn't this too soon? I feel like he is only in his forties."

Kazuma: "Do you know Police Takenaka?"

"Of course I know him. He will come to the store once every two months to understand Muto's work status. Let me tell you, Muto cannot be the criminal of the 300 million yen robbery. Which criminal have you ever seen let his wife As a barmaid?"

Kazuma replied: "It may be a disguise. After all, the civil prosecution period has not yet passed. After the period, he can take out the 300 million yen and get away with it."

Anri Mama-san sneered, and then said to Jinshan: "Why does your friend speak so innocently?"

"He just graduated from the University of Tokyo this year and is relatively ignorant of human suffering." Heita Nishikiyama shrugged.

Nishikiyama Heita must know Kazuma's family situation. He said this to create the character of Kazuma's brother.

Heima Xuejinshan Heita sat down in front of the bar and asked: "It sounds like the Kidou family is not peaceful?"

"How can peace be possible? Her husband can only work as a temporary worker in a pickle factory because of his status as a suspect. She earns much more as a waitress than her husband. But because she works, her husband hears all the rumors in the neighborhood. arrive."

As she spoke, Anri made signs on her chest: "Not long ago, her husband left a large bruise on her chest. It seemed that it was because she couldn't wear breast-revealing clothes."

Kazuma frowned: "Does Mr. Muto often do domestic violence?"

"This question of yours is very amateurish." Nishikiyama Heita interrupted, "It is rare for this kind of family to not have domestic violence."

Anri Mama-san: "Did the police department make up for the marriage?"

"Huh? No." Kazuma answered truthfully.

"So are you still a virgin?"

Kazuma was about to proudly answer no, but Nishikiyama Heita grabbed the opportunity and said, "He's just studying. How could he have that kind of opportunity?"

"I see. How about asking the girls in our store to help you see it? Ah, we are not that kind of store, but we can't control what the girls do after get off work."

Kazuma: "No need to worry about it."

"Don't be shy." Mamasang said with a smile, "For such an innocent little boy, our girls will be happy to help you graduate."

Kazuma: "I'd better get down to business. Please call Miss Muto."

"Okay...wait a minute, we are here to specify consumption, can you consume it?"

Kazuma: "I could have spent money, but I just bought a car today and I am short of money."

Jinshan: "It's true. I took him to buy the car."

When I say this, I feel like Kazuma bought a luxury car worth millions of yen.

Anri Mama-san nodded and asked, "How about you take Miss Muto to the Youche River?"

Kazuma shook his head: "No, just have a chat in the box."

——Nima uses a mobile crepe shop to take people on a river cruise. Is this a scene from some comedy movie?

"Okay, you guys choose a private room, and I'll call Miss Muto to come out."

Nishikiyama Heita stood up and walked to the box with Kazuma.

As soon as the two of them entered the box, a woman in fashionable and gorgeous clothes entered the box.

"I'm Kitou." The other person sat down directly, then took out a cigarette. He didn't even ask Kazuma and Nishikiyama if they could smoke. He lit it with a lighter and took a long puff.

This is clearly not the attitude towards the guests. Apparently Mama-san has told Muto that the police came to question her.

Kazuma took out his police badge: "I am Kiryu, and I would like to know about the love process between you and Muto Takeken."

Nishikiyama looked surprised, obviously he didn't expect Kazuma to ask about Muto's relationship.

Miss Muto also looked surprised: "Love? Are the police starting to care about this now?"

"I'm personally more curious." Kazuma shrugged, "You may not know that in addition to being a policeman, I'm also a composer."

Miss Muto looked stunned, and then looked like she had thought of something: "Wait, Kiryu, is it written as Kiryu?"

She wrote the Chinese characters for "Kiryu" on the table with her hands.

Kazuma nodded: "Yes, that's Kiryu."

"You're the one who wrote the song! You actually became a detective?"

"I passed the Class A civil service examination in April this year." He Ma said with a smile.

"Wow, that's awesome, Mama-san, please lend me the Polaroid in the store!"

Miss Muto raised her hand and waved towards the bar.

Anri Mama-san said, "The money for the film will be deducted from your salary."

"I know, bring it over quickly. I want to take a photo with the Kiryu Police Department and have him sign it."

Kazuma corrected: "It's the police department."

"Oh, you have passed the Class A Civil Servant Examination. It is clear that you will join the police department soon." Miss Muto waved her hand, and then caught the Polaroid thrown by Mama-san.

Muto handed the Polaroid to Nishikiyama Heita: "Here, handsome guy, do me a favor and take a photo of me and Kiryu."

"No problem." Nishikiyama Heita responded.

Miss Kido immediately approached Kazuma and stood shoulder to shoulder with him.

She also made a V sign.

After the flash, the Polaroid spit out the photo, and Ms. Kidou gave the photo and pen to Kazuma.

He signed with a familiar face, and then said seriously: "Now, please tell me the love story between you and Mr. Muto."

Miss Muto spread her hands: "There's nothing to say. I'm pretty good, but I'm not good at reading, and I'm disgusted with my parents, so I became a too-little girl. A little girl like me should have a boyfriend. So I I picked the one that looked the most handsome.”

Kazuma: "Is Muto strong and handsome?"

"It was okay at the time, but now I'm old and it seems like it's not okay anymore." Ms. Muto shrugged, "After all, seventeen years have passed."

Kazuma continued to ask: "How old were you then?"

"I was fourteen years old. I was only sixteen when I married him. I had just reached the legal age. I didn't want to go to high school at that time, so I just got married."

Kazuma frowned and said, "Did that guy actually marry such a young wife? It's really enviable."

Miss Muto should be thirty-one now, but she is still pretty enough to be a barmaid. She should be young and beautiful when she is fourteen.

"The Kiryu Police Department shouldn't envy him. After all, don't you still choose a concubine?" Miss Muto teased.

"That's a random fabrication by Weekly Fang Chun." Kazuma waved his hand.

In the past few years, whenever Takashi Hanabusa ran out of subject matter to write about, he would write about Kazuma, calling it "the military fund to fight against welfare technology."

Kazuma asked again: "When you married him, did you know that he was a suspect in the 300 million yen incident?"

"You know, I also asked him, 'Have you robbed 300 million?' but he firmly denied it."

Kazuma thought that if he was so lax with his mouth, there was no way he wouldn't have been found out by now.

He continued to ask: "Mr. Muto, have you ever practiced kendo?"

"No." Miss Muto replied immediately, "I have never heard that he knows kendo."

Kazuma frowned slightly because he noticed one thing: Miss Muto did not mention the conflict between Muto Takeken High School and the kendo club.

Kazuma considered it for a while and asked: "Did you know that Mr. Kidou and Kazuma briefly joined the kendo club when they were in high school?"

"Is there such a thing?" Miss Muto was shocked, "I've never heard him say that."

"You've known him since high school?" Kazuma confirmed this again.

Miss Muto nodded: "As I said just now, I have known him since I was fourteen and married him when I was sixteen. He was a high school student at that time!"

——This is strange.

I have known Muto's wife since high school, but I didn't know that he had joined the kendo club, let alone the conflicts he had with the kendo club later on.

Kazuma changed the question: "As far as I know, Mr. Muto pays homage to the benefactor who brought him into the Yakuza every year, right?"

"Yes, he takes one day off every year to visit his grave, rain or shine." Miss Muto nodded.

"Then do you know why he's so interested in this?"

"I don't know, he never talks about this. Let me tell you, he is usually very dull at home, like a stone sculpture. He basically doesn't talk except when he beats me."

Kazuma suddenly had an idea in his mind and asked, "When he beats you, will he use a stick?"

"It's okay," Ms. Muto replied immediately, "When he beat me, he liked the broom at home the most."

Kazuma: "Then does he slap you more, or stab you more?"

"It's a lot of pokes. It's a lot of pokes when I use the broom and when I'm doing other things." Miss Muto is indeed a prostitute. Her driving skills are amazing, and her driving and horses are caught off guard.

Kazuma thought to himself that stabbing too much was undoubtedly a kendo habit, which meant that Muto preferred to thrust when he was practicing kendo.

It is now certain that Kidou deliberately concealed his kendo experience.

And he does it with purpose.

I'm afraid he believes that as long as his kendo experience is exposed, the police will catch him.

He can be induced to confess simply by making him believe that he has been exposed.

Once he confesses, the confession will prove his guilt.

Kazuma asked Miss Kidou: "How is the relationship between Mr. Kidou and his daughter?"

"His feelings for his daughter are much more sincere than his feelings for me." Ms. Muto said categorically, "But my daughter doesn't appreciate it. In my daughter, I seem to see a shadow of myself back then."

He Ma asked: "You mean, your daughter is also a Taimei now?"

"Yes. And I suspect that she is socializing in a prostitute. There are some expensive brand products in her cosmetics. She told me that they are fakes, but after I actually used them, I felt that the quality was real."

Nishikiyama Heita said in surprise: "You still use your daughter's cosmetics secretly?"

"I'm just worried about my daughter. What if she uses fake products of poor quality and gets bumps on her face? For us women, our face is our life."

Kazuma: "Does Takeru Kito know about his daughter's social intercourse?"

"I don't know. He would have to be furious if he knew."

Kazuma and Nishikiyama Heita exchanged a knowing look.

It might be possible to use Muto's daughter to stage a scene where an angry old father beats up his daughter's client.

**

After coming out of the bar, Hema and Jinshan got into the crepe RV.

Nishikiyama Heita: "I'm going to find out who arranged for Miss Muto to have sex. Usually there is a Yakuza who acts as an intermediary in this kind of thing, and by the way, he ensures that the office workers pay their bills."

"sorry to bother you."

"What should I do after I find out? Should I call Muto directly and ask him to catch him?"

"Well, then I happened to be there to witness the whole process." He Ma said.

Nishikiyama Heita continued to answer: "Then you trick him into thinking that he has been completely exposed? Can it be so smooth? After all, he has been hiding for so long, and his psychological quality must be very good."

"I think he can take advantage of his daughter. For example, when his daughter scolded him as a loser who only dared to hit her mother, I corrected the lady and said, 'No, your father can be the criminal of the famous 300 million yen robbery.' .”

"Are you taking advantage of parents' desire to show off in front of their children? Will it go smoothly?" Heita Nishikiyama looked suspicious.

Kazuma shrugged: "Just give it a try, it won't matter if you fail anyway."

"Okay, I'll make some arrangements and call you when I get it done." After saying that, Nishikiyama Heita opened the passenger door and got out of the car.

Kazuma: "Why are you getting out of the car? I'll take you back to the office?"

"I don't want to give you a ride back to the office. I just hired a bunch of underlings to maintain their image there."

Kazuma: "Damn it, what happened to taking the crepe cart back to the office? Do you look down on the crepe cart?"

"Goodbye." Nishikiyama Heita waved directly, turned around, and ran away striding along the night-shrouded streets.

Just as Kazuma was about to start the car and chase Nishikiyama Heita, someone next to him knocked on the window.

Kazuma: "What's the matter?"

"Any more crepes?"

"No more! We're closing!" Kazuma waved his hand, started the car, and then found that Nishikiyama Heita's figure had long since disappeared into the crowd.

Kazuma could only give up his plan to send Nishikiyama Heita back to his office and embarked on his way home.

**

Kazuma returned home and drove the car into the courtyard. Chiyoko heard a sound coming out of the door on the side of the dojo.

She was shocked: "What the hell? Where did you get this car?"

He Ma got out of the car and patted the car door: "I bought it for 50,000 yuan, how about it?"

Chiyoko looked suspicious: "Is fifty thousand dollars... yen?"

"Yes. Could it be U.S. dollars? Our family's savings don't even have fifty thousand U.S. dollars, right?"

"Well... the Japanese yen is quite cheap, but why is it so cheap?" Chiyoko continued to ask.

Kazuma explained like this for a round, but before Chiyoko could express her opinion, Haruyu exclaimed: "This is too unlucky!"

"Tomorrow I'll let Tamamo exorcise the evil spirits." Kazuma said nonchalantly.

"Then what should we do today?" Qingliu asked worriedly.

Kazuma: "Let's rely on our righteousness to fight today. Oh, Seiryu, don't be afraid. Weirdness is on the decline now, and science is the mainstream. If ghosts come out, we can just defeat them with kendo!"

Qingliu pursed her lips.

Chiyoko glanced at her and said with a smile: "Prepare a spittoon for you tonight? So you don't have to go to the toilet."

"I'm not afraid!" Qingliu said loudly.

Chiyoko laughed loudly, then she started to circle the car with her hands behind her back, and said enthusiastically: "On the weekend, when you are not at work, brother, we can get some ingredients, and then drive to the street to sell crepes. It can generate income!”

Kazuma: "I knew you would say that! Give up. To set up a stall, you need permission from the city office and the shopping street trade association."

"Huh? We need permission, so there's nothing we can do... I thought we could open!" Chiyoko pouted.

"But if you want to eat crepes, we can make them. We have the equipment on the car."

As he spoke, Kazuma reached into the cab through the car window and turned on the car's transformation switch, so the side of the car unfolded into a crepe stand.

"Damn it, it can even transform," Chiyoko said with a smile, "This is perfect for our banquet. We have decided that next time we will have a crepe banquet. It is much more exciting than BBQ."

Kazuma nodded: "No problem, let me study how to make crepes."

"But, brother, are you really going to drive this car to work tomorrow? Will you become the laughing stock of the Metropolitan Police Department?" Chiyoko looked worried, "Is it okay?"

"No problem. I haven't seen any big winds and waves?" Kazuma said confidently.

**

the next day.

Kazuma drove his car to the entrance of the underground parking lot of the Metropolitan Police Department.

The patrolman guarding the gate looked like he was facing a formidable enemy: "What are you doing? This is the Metropolitan Police Department!"

Kazuma took out his police manual and showed his police badge: "Well, I am Kiryu Kazuma, the police officer, and this is my car."

"Ah?" The inspector's jaw nearly dropped to the floor, "You...are you driving this car to work?"

"Is there a rule against driving an RV to work?" Kazuma asked back.

"Well...there is indeed no such rule, but...I want to ask for permission! Wait a moment!"

The patrolman ran into the guard box and made a phone call.

At this time, the people in the car behind Hema got down, came to the door of Hema, and asked, "What's going on?"

Kazuma showed his police officer manual: "I am Kiryu Kazuma, the police officer, and this is my car."

"Why do you drive such a car to work?"

“Is there a rule against driving an RV to work?”

"This...is this a crepe truck?"

Kazuma: "I usually like to eat crepes. I can make them whenever I want. What's wrong? Isn't there a rule that doesn't allow this?"

"Um...this..."

At this time, the patrolman on the phone came out of the post: "Well, Kiryu Police Department, I've been waiting for a long time. I'll let you go now. Your parking space is S313."

Kazuma waved his hand, waited for the pole blocking the road to rise, and stepped on the accelerator to enter the underground garage.