I teach kendo in Tokyo

Kazuma rubbed his chin.

As the two administrators said, in Japanese society, a wife’s social skills greatly increase a man’s ability.

Getting married early and letting your wife join you will be a very important way to expand your network.

But Kazuma is not mentally ready to get married yet.

In fact, I haven’t even thought about the person I want to marry.

On the surface, Tamamo had the absolute upper hand, and among the women who often gathered at the Kiryu Dojo, Tamamo was the only one who crossed that line with Kazuma.

But Tamamo herself doesn't take marriage very seriously.

When Kazuma was a senior in college, he asked Tamamo about her views on marriage. At that time, she smiled and told a story: "A long time ago, I had a very good friend, you can think of it as my best friend.

"We spent hundreds of years together, and then she fell in love with a human and married that human.

"But the human lifespan is so short, especially in that era, a 50-year-old human being is already considered old. In the blink of an eye, her lover will grow old, leaving her alone in the world.

"She was tortured by loneliness, and finally lost her mind and went crazy, turning into an evil demon. The human swordsman decided to eliminate harm for the people.

"At that time, I stopped Jianhao and begged him to leave the job of seeing his friend off for the last time to me.

“I was one of the strongest youkai in Japan at the time, and the battle only lasted a short time.

“In the end, I chopped off my best friend’s head and held her head while I waited for her life to fade away.

"At this time, the head spoke."

At that time, Kazuma couldn't help but complained: "Can you still talk with only your head left?"

Tamamo lightly hit Kazuma and continued: "There are many kinds of monsters, and some can live for a while with only their heads left. The head of my best friend whispered in my arms, 'Thank you. I'm glad that you were the one to kill in the end. Me. After a human swordsman kills me, he will hang me up and parade me through the streets. He will be very embarrassed.'

"I said: 'What nonsense are you talking about? They are all old girls who have been married before, so there is nothing to be embarrassed about.'

"But as if she didn't hear me, she continued to say, 'The world without him is so lonely. I didn't know it would be so painful.'

"At this time, I realized that she actually had no feelings, she was just talking.

‘When I saw you appeared, I actually regained consciousness. How long has it been since we fought? It's great to be able to fight you with all my strength at the end of my life. ’

"When I heard this, tears burst into my eyes. From that time on, I made up my mind that I could have an affair with humans, but I would never fall in love, until I found a way to become a human.

"So hundreds of years later, I sang a song for Miyamoto Musashi. When he knew he wanted to go to Kyoto, he would definitely come to my store and tell the story of his travels while listening to the music.

"I used to be Mito Huangmen's confidant, but when he came to visit with the official document of the general's marriage proposal, I performed a drama of hanging myself. Don't laugh, I really hung myself at that time. , in order to be realistic, I went up the night before.”

At that time, Kazuma joked: "I also want to see how you hang up. It must be very eye-catching. Remember, humans, regardless of gender, will pee their pants after being hung up. I want to see it."

Kazuma originally thought that he would be beaten by Pink Fist, but it looked like Tamamo was really angry.

So he demonstrated a man's ability to bend and stretch.

After Kazuma gave in, Tamamo continued: "As a monster, it is easy to fake death, plus I have the help of a clan that has served me for generations. Mito Huangmon finally married the princess recorded in history.

"At the end of the Tokugawa period, Sakamoto Ryoma and I became close friends again, but this time I used my male body to contact him, which can avoid a lot of trouble.

"All in all, I have abided by my oath until now. Although I am starting to get older now, I am not sure how long my life span will be. Maybe I will live as long as an elf.

"The ending of the elf princess in Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings made me feel very desolate. Therefore, we can fall in love, but I'm afraid I won't consider getting married until crow's feet appear at the corners of my eyes and my chest muscles start to sag."

At that time, Kazuma raised his eyebrows, learned a lesson from the World Intangible Heritage and let the bullets fly, and touched Tamamo's conscience and said, "I'm afraid it will take a long time, right?"

"Then just marry another girl. I don't care anyway. But remember, as long as there is a legal marriage, many things will be troublesome."

The above is the conversation that took place between Kazuma and Tamamo in their senior year. In short, Kazuma cannot marry Tamamo now unless her soul is bound by gravity tomorrow.

Honami is currently busy campaigning and cannot get married.

When her political opponents now attack her, they even say things like, "Did she come to the parliamentary vote with a pregnant belly when she gave birth?"

Among the girls on Kazuma's side, Honami and Tamamo are the ones with strong social skills. Hinami Rina's social skills are not weak either. After all, she has been the student council president, but she is far behind these two standards.

As for Mikako, who is far away in the UK, her social skills are at the level of a monkey. Not to mention providing assistance, she will be very successful if she does not hold back.

Thinking of this, Kazuma sighed, and the people in front of him spread their hands: "I can't help it."

Hashimoto Police Department shook his head: "I think you are addicted to the feeling of being surrounded by beautiful girls. According to Weekly Fang Chun..."

"That's a rumor. There is no such thing."

Kazuma interrupted.

This damn Hanabusa Takashi has made up so many random romances with Kazuma, and I always feel that it's a bit of a loss to just ask him to buy a meal every time.

At this time, Sakaki Seitaro coughed, attracted everyone's attention to himself and said: "Let's talk about the topic of office politics when we drink in the evening. I think it's almost time today. If I get off work now, I can still catch up with the highway traffic jam. Return to Tokyo before."

Everyone looked at the clock on the wall.

Kazuma: "Is it okay to leave work half an hour early?"

"There's still half an hour left, and there's no training left. Don't worry, I'll just increase the base number for physical training tomorrow and make up for all the slack I've had today."

Kazuma curled his lips and thought, is this paramilitary organization just that paramilitary?

Maybe the Self-Defense Forces themselves won’t be much better.

Sakaki Seitaro called his deputy and gave the order "We can disband today". Then he turned to Kazuma and said: "Let's hold a welcome party tonight. It just so happens that you can get to know your colleagues. Let's take your car together." Back to the city."

Kazuma: "My car?"

"Your car definitely has enough seats, right?" Seitaro Sakaki asked.

Asano said quickly, "That's definitely enough. If the car gets bigger, it won't have any other advantages."

"Okay, let's set off!"

The Hashimoto Police Department frowned and said, "If I don't drive back, I'll have trouble getting to work tomorrow. There are very few public transportation options here in Odaiba, and the subway is still under construction. Tell me the place, and I'll drive there by myself." Bar."

"Can't you take the mobile team's commuter bus here?" Seitaro Sakaki frowned and looked at the Hashimoto Police Department with dissatisfaction.

Kishimoto, the manager of the training ground, stepped in and said: "Hashimoto's house is far away from the departure point of the bus, which is inconvenient. He has to take the bus to work and has to get up at four o'clock tomorrow morning, which is earlier than my daughter's morning training for the track and field club. .”

Kazuma: "You even have a daughter."

"I got married right after I graduated from college, and then I had a child." Kishimoto said as he took out his wallet and showed the photo of his daughter in the wallet, "Isn't it cute?"

Kazuma: "It's very cute."

In fact, they are not as good-looking as the girls at Kiryu Dojo, but Kazuma is happy to say a few polite words.

At this time, Sakaki Seitaro's deputy came over and reported: "The team members have been disbanded. I will finish filling out today's diary before attending the welcome meeting of the Kiryu Police Department."

Sakaki Seitaro nodded: "Thank you for your hard work. Tsuneo, are you coming?"

Tsuneno Yuuji glared at Kazuma, then glanced at Hashimoto and the others, and said, "As a member of the Inaba sect, I'd better not affect your interest in drinking."

Seitaro Sakaki called out to Yuji Tsuno who was about to leave, "Wait a minute! What are you doing? I told you that everyone would welcome the Kiryu Police Department officer. What, do you have any objections to my decision?"

Yuji Tsuneno was silent for a few seconds, and finally bowed respectfully to Seitaro Sakaki: "I'm sorry."

"Okay, it's decided. Let's go together. Go to the old store I always patronize. Kiryu Police Department, the address is this." Seitaro Sakaki tore off a note from the note pad hanging on the wall and hung it on the wall. The pen inserted in the notepad quickly wrote the address and handed it to Kazuma.

**

The shop introduced by Seitaro Sakaki has lanterns that look very high-end.

The moment Yuji Tsuneno saw the lantern, he was a little frightened: "Hey, even though the annual salary of the police department is close to 10 million, it will be painful to come to a store like this."

Hashimoto smiled bitterly and said: "The last time I came to a store of this quality, I paid for it from Siling Heavy Industries."

Asano teased: "I guess after that, Siling Heavy Industries got another equipment purchase order, right?"

"Yes, we bought a batch of four-wheel-drive off-road vehicles to enhance our mobility." Hashimoto scratched the back of his head, "But obviously now the decisive factor in how long it takes us to arrive in an emergency is Tokyo's traffic. The situation. Even if a new vehicle from Siling Heavy Industries is used, it will still be blocked on the viaduct."

"Apparently what we should really buy are giant police robots that can stand up and jump across traffic," Kazuma joked.

Hashimoto spread his hands: "The Metropolitan Police Department has always wanted to equip us with enough helicopters for the whole team to maneuver together."

Kazuma: "Wow, if the Metropolitan Police sets up an air mobile unit, then why does it need the Self-Defense Force's 1st Aircraft Regiment?"

"I guess it's a police inspector from the Metropolitan Police who just finished reading "Apocalypse Now."" Seitaro Sakaki said, "Don't worry, our meal today will be counted as official expenses."

Kazuma: "So we eat and drink with public funds? Damn it, when I was working at the Metropolitan Police Department, I either ate lunch or bread and cheese from the canteen every day. When I went out to eat, I spent my own money. On the first day when I was transferred to the Mobile Team, it was with public funds. Eat and drink.”

Hashimoto said with a sad face: "I am the one responsible for writing the paperwork. If you want to make this thing flawless, it will be very troublesome and require a lot of brain cells to die."

Kazuma: "Just write it like this. Today is the anniversary of Pavlov's birth. We decided to practice Pavlov's conditioned reflex theory to see if in the environment of a high-end restaurant, we would Just let him go."

Hashimoto frowned: "I will definitely be scolded by the superiors on the phone."

Kishimoto Police Department is concerned about another thing: "Whose birthday is it today?"

"No, I'm just teasing you." Kazuma waved his hand.

In fact, he didn't know if today was Pavlov's birthday, but he simply thought of a cross talk that satirized eating and drinking on public funds that was very impressive in his previous life.

The most famous cross talk joke, Hema, has not been mentioned yet because Japanese people cannot understand it.

A group of people were chatting, and the female general from Ryotei had already come out to welcome him: "Mr. Sakaki, we have been waiting for you for a long time. Please come over here."

Sakaki Seitaro nodded and followed the female general to the store.

Although Kazuma lives a tight life, he is invited to high-end restaurants by Sonny Music from time to time, so he now behaves very proudly.

And Tsuneno Yuji behaved like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, looking around and looking around.

Kazuma couldn't help but ask: "Do you rarely come to such high-end restaurants to eat? When you were in the Metropolitan Police Department, you never came to socialize?"

Chang Ye immediately showed an embarrassed look: "I... rarely get invited to such a high-end restaurant because my wine taste is not good."

Kazuma: "Oh, that's right."

What he said about "searching and falling to death" was a bit sarcastic.

Asano asked curiously: "Do you, the Kiryu Police Department, often come to high-end restaurants like this?"

"Yeah, music companies like Sonny Music are very stingy about paying royalties and won't pay even a penny more. But they are very generous when it comes to treating me to dinner. The places I go to are all high-end restaurants and high-end nightclubs. "

"I almost forgot," Hashimoto Police looked at Kazuma and said with a smile, "you are still a musician who has written many national-level songs."

Kazuma waved his hand: "No, those are the products of inspiration, not my credit. I don't sell every song, don't make it sound like if I write it, it must be a national song."

As soon as he finished speaking, Kazuma saw the door of a private room he passed open, and inside Honami was entertaining several uncles dressed as entrepreneurs.

Honami also saw Kazuma, and she immediately smiled and nodded to Kazuma.

Several uncles dressed as entrepreneurs followed Honami's line of sight and saw Kazuma.

But at this time, the waitress at the restaurant finished serving the food and closed the sliding door again.

Asano asked in a low voice: "Is that your apprentice just now? Why is she eating with a bunch of uncles?"

"She wants to run for district council. Winning over these entrepreneurs will allow them to mobilize their employees to vote for her," Hema explained.

Honami has said this before.

In some remote towns, the election of the town mayor can even be completely decided by large enterprises such as the town's construction company.

The Japanese are very particular about "reading the air." If in the company, the leader says who they want to vote for, most people will do it and give the leader face.