I teach kendo in Tokyo

Although he had seen shocking things, Kazuma was still a little sleepy after drinking so much and wanted to take a shower and sleep.

Japanese people must take a dip in the bathtub when taking a bath. If they don't take a dip, they will feel uncomfortable.

No matter how small their bathroom is, it must have a bathtub.

In my last life, Ma and I watched a program called Dream Renovator. In it, there was a Japanese living in a small house. Because the place was too small, the bathtub could only be made square, and people could only squat in it.

Kazuma couldn't understand the Japanese's obsession with bathing.

He didn't have any hard requirements for taking a bath. At this moment, he planned to just take a shower and go to bed.

Entering the bathroom, his eyes glanced at the bathtub where Honami had soaked. At that time, he thought of something good.

In order to prevent his normal reaction, Kazuma quickly distracted himself. At this time, a thought passed through his mind, so he opened the bathroom door a crack, stuck his head out and shouted: "Hey! Why does this water have no smell? Ah! No carrots either!"

Chiyoko's voice came from outside: "What's wrong with you? Are you kidding me anymore?"

Kazuma: "Honami just said that I would put carrots in it."

Chiyoko appeared outside the door, raised a carrot and threw it towards Kazuma.

Kazuma caught the carrot and took a bite: "Yeah, not bad, very crispy."

Chiyoko rolled her eyes: "Wash yours! If you can't help it, just deal with it yourself. Remember to clean up your hands."

Kazuma: "When my sister said such words in such a cold manner, I suddenly felt a little desolate."

"Stop being sentimental and wash up quickly. You have to go to work tomorrow. Let me make it clear. I will get you up on time tomorrow. Don't even think about sleeping in."

Kazuma then closed the bathroom door and began to take off his clothes while nibbling radishes.

**

Kazuma came out of the shower and relied on his keen hearing to hear a sound from the dojo, so he turned over and took a look.

The door to the courtyard of the dojo was open, and Qingliu was sitting on the edge of the courtyard, bathed in the moonlight, holding a beer in his hand.

Kazuma: "Are you old enough to drink?"

"I'm 20 years old! Even Chiyoko agreed." Seiryu glanced at Kazuma dissatisfied.

Kazuma walked through the dojo and out of the courtyard, and was about to sit down next to Qingliu, but Qingliu said: "You should go to bed! Don't let me get hurt by Xiao Qiannian too!"

Kazuma: "Am I still the head of this family?"

"You are." Chiyoko's voice came from behind, "But if you don't go to bed now, you will have to do all the cleaning in the future."

Kazuma turned around helplessly: "I want to chat with Qingliu and fulfill my responsibilities as a master."

"I'll just stay with her." Chiyoko said, walking around Kazuma, sitting down next to Seiryu, and picked up the unopened beer can that Seiryu placed next to her.

Kazuma: "You will only scold her and make the wine taste worse."

"I don't know how. I've always been very separate." Chiyoko said and took a sip of wine.

I don't know if it was an illusion caused by psychological effects, but Kazuma always felt that her cheeks suddenly turned red.

"You can go to sleep," Qingliu said, "It's nice for Xiaoqian to drink with me."

Kazuma scratched his head: "Okay, good night."

After saying that, he turned and walked to his room. Along the way, he heard Seiryu and Chiyoko starting to talk about the concert Seiryu just attended.

Kazuma returned to his bedroom and looked at the bedrolls that had been laid on the floor, feeling very complicated.

It should be Chiyoko who laid out this bedroll. I wonder how many more days she can help her brother lay the bedroll.

Kazuma shook his head and fell asleep directly.

That night, Tamamo didn't look for him in her dream.

Early the next morning, Kazuma woke up on time.

After all, he has maintained a healthy schedule for so long, and his body has formed a biological clock. Even if he drank a lot and went to bed late yesterday, he would still wake up on time the next day.

But after all, I drank so much last night, there was no way I wouldn’t have some side effects. Kazuma now had a splitting headache.

He opened the bedside table and took out the ibuprofen.

In his last life, Ibuprofen was always available at Hema's house to deal with hangovers and stiff necks, but he didn't expect that he would still need it in this life.

After taking the capsule, Kazuma stood up and staggered out of the room.

There was the usual sound of someone busy coming from the direction of the kitchen.

He yawned and shouted: "Xiaoqian, my..."

He stood at the door of the restaurant and looked at the figures busy in the kitchen in surprise, and his words stopped abruptly.

Honami turned around and smiled: "Are you so surprised to see me busy in the kitchen?"

"You're super surprised, okay? I forgot you could cook."

"Don't be stupid. During the time when the meaning of my life was to marry my family, I accepted a full set of bridal training. My cooking skills are enough to compete in the King of Kitchen Competition."

Kazuma was stunned for a moment: "What the hell?"

"The latest cooking variety show, launched by Fuji TV, invites many famous chefs to compete. I watch it every week! Last week it was Yukihira, the legendary baker of Hands of the Sun, against Teishokuya!"

Kazuma was shocked: "Japanese Bread King" vs. "Shoku Halberd Soul"?

While Honami continued to work in front of the stove, she continued: "I think they took the idea of ​​​​WWE wrestling into account and turned the food showdown into a showdown between the producers' cooking concepts. It's very interesting, and there is also a host. The young lady is super beautiful, she is Konno Junko, a popular national idol singer."

Kazuma: "Isn't she a zombie?"

"It's too much. Although she is indeed in a zombie movie, she is a living person. By the way, you haven't written a song for her?"

"Because I belong to the Sony music faction, and the company she belongs to is in a different camp." He Ma said.

"No wonder you complained that people are zombies." Honami came to the conclusion directly.

Kazuma shrugged.

At this time, Qingliu appeared while rubbing her eyes. When she saw the people in the kitchen, she was stunned: "Huh?"

Kazuma: "Look, Haruyu is shocked too! This is not my problem, okay!"

Seiryu: "If you can't capture Kazuma's heart, then capture the kitchen first. This is your strategy, right?"

Honami waved her hand: "No, no, it was Xiaoqian who couldn't get up, so I had to get up."

Qingliu frowned: "She didn't drink much yesterday...ah, I understand! This is Xiaoqian's strategy!"

Kazuma clapped his hands: "I see. Not only does this allow Honami to express herself, but Chiyoko can also sleep in openly."

Qingliu: "That's right! High, really high!"

"What are you two talking about?" Chiyoko's voice suddenly came from the other side of the corridor.

Kazuma immediately turned around and forced a smile: "I'd like to see you, sir."

"What kind of boss? It makes me look like a BOSS."

At this time, the sound of a key being inserted into the keyhole came from the direction of the entrance.

Kazuma turned to look, just in time to see Tamamo open the door and come in.

The moment he saw Kazuma, Tamamo grinned and said, "Did you sleep well last night? I guess you must not have dreamed last night and you were immersed in the deepest sleep."

Kazuma: "Thanks to you, I slept well."

No wonder she didn't come last night.

Tamamo glanced at Chiyoko, stared at Chiyoko for a few seconds and then shook her head: "It seems like nothing happened last night."

"Wait a minute!" Chiyoko raised her voice, "What do you mean by observing me for a long time and then saying this?"

"If you and Ma Shengmi had cooked rice last night, Xiaoqian, you definitely wouldn't have this expression."

Chiyoko sighed: "Yes, that's right, you guessed it right! My brother didn't do anything last night. No, he should have done it. He solved it by himself, facing the toilet."

"Don't be like this, you feel so desolate when you say this, okay?"

"Aren't you miserable?"

While Kazuma was arguing with Chiyoko, Tamamo took off her shoes, placed them in the entrance hall, and then walked along the corridor wearing the slippers she usually used in this house.

She walked directly past Kazuma Qingliu and Chiyoko who were blocking the door, and entered the kitchen: "Do you want my help?"

Honami was frying eggs at this time and smiled at Tamamo: "Okay, even I can't prepare breakfast for so many people at once, so it would be great to help me share the load."

Tamamo glanced at the fried eggs in the pan and said, "Kazuma likes them a bit raw."

"I know it's best if the egg yolk can flow out but the viscosity cannot spread too far. Although I haven't cooked at this house for a long time, I always remember this kind of thing."

"Then I'll be relieved." Tamamo rolled up her sleeves with a smile and started to help.

Kazuma watched the two of them busy in the area surrounded by the stove, wall and dining table, and inexplicably began to worry about whether their breasts would cause a traffic accident.

After all, the size is all exaggerated.

Then his foot was accidentally stepped on by Chiyoko.

Kazuma looked at his sister in surprise, who was gesticulating at him with teeth and claws: Come on! Just looking at it makes you happy? You have some potential!

Kazuma patted his sister on the shoulder: "It seems that you will continue to be the mistress of this family for a while."

Chiyoko's shoulders slumped, and she let out a long sigh: "Forget it, I don't care about you. Anyway, after Amao's exam, I will move to live with him. Even if I have to force myself to do it, I will be my lawyer." lady."

Kazuma turned to look at Haruyu: "Then you will be the mistress."

Qingliu originally thought that this matter had nothing to do with her and ran in to drink barley tea. When she heard Kazuma's words, she immediately burst out.

"Eh? Me? Wait a minute, I won for no reason?"

Honami: "It seems that the Kiryu family has a tradition where the younger sister acts as the mistress."

Tamamo: "Swoosh and die (it's true)."

Qingliu rolled her eyes, and then flatly refused: "I don't want it. I will help with the housework after Xiaoqian leaves, but the hostess allows me to refuse!"

Kazuma pursed his lips and looked at the two people busy in front of the stove.

"If someone discovers that I left the Kiryu Dojo to go to the campaign headquarters, it can be predicted that they will immediately launch a new round of offensive." Honami said with a look of helplessness, "Nowadays, many people do not like to see female congressmen, and some even do not usually vote. People will go out and vote to prevent me from being elected."

Kazuma: "Indeed, it's not easy for you either."

"And now some people are building momentum, saying that I was elected just because I am a beauty and can attract attention. These people have even thought about what will happen after I am elected."

Kazuma: "That's right. What about Tamamo?"

"I'm fine." Tamamo stopped what she was doing and looked at the sky, "But as a prosecutor, I have a lot of work, and I'm expected to work overtime regularly in the future. I suggest you call Rina Hinami, she will be happy to work every day. Soak here with you."

Honami looked at Tamamo with surprise, as if she didn't expect that she would make this suggestion.

Kazuma: "Hinami is busy with interviews and working on her graduation thesis right now, so she probably won't be able to come. After thinking about it, there seems to be no other way except doing housework and taking care of myself."

Fortunately, Kazuma has been taking care of himself all his life and has long been used to it.

Chiyoko stared at Kazuma for several seconds, and sighed longly: "Forget it, I think after Amao finishes the bar exam, he will focus on his work, so I'd better stay at home.

"Brother, please tell Amao then. The exams are all over. If you don't have to worry about being distracted, let him come back and live there. You can also save some money on rent."

Kazuma clapped his hands and said, "Okay! This is good! Chiyoko, you really do feel sorry for your brother!"

"It's so noisy! Your good-for-nothing brother can't even find a wife, what can I do?"

Suddenly, Chiyoko looked at Tamamo as if she had remembered something and said, "Why don't you get married, Tamamo? My brother said you had your own reasons, but he didn't tell me when I asked him."

Tamamo smiled slightly: "When I get crow's feet and forehead wrinkles, I will fall in love and get married."

"Why?" Chiyoko asked inexplicably, "Does this mean anything?"

"Yes, it proves that I have the right to grow old." Tamamo responded calmly.

Chiyoko's mouth opened wide, and after a moment she said "Oh": "You are not a human, I have forgotten. Damn it, I feel envious when I hear that you are waiting for yourself to get wrinkles. Now I look at myself in the mirror every day Wrinkles or not, my heart goes into cardiac arrest when I see something that looks like wrinkles.”

Tamamo smiled and said, "Would you like me to introduce you to a folk remedy that will ensure that your skin will be as clear as new until you are 40 years old?"

"Yes!" Chiyoko said loudly.

"Okay, the main ingredient of this recipe is a catfish spirit. Let me go to the sea to look for any catfish spirits that have not been killed by depth charges."

Kazuma: "What the hell? Who used depth charges to fry the catfish essence?"

"Large catfish look a lot like submarines on the water. During World War II, Japan couldn't find real American submarines because its sonar was so rubbish. However, Japan has always been proud of its eyesight and killed many catfish by relying on its eyesight to detect enemies. " Tamamo explained with a smile.

Chiyoko grabbed Tamamo's hand: "As long as you eat catfish, you can be 40 years old and have no wrinkles? Really?"

Kazuma: "Wait a minute! You don't really plan to eat it, do you?"

"If you think about it carefully, catfish essence is also a catfish. We usually eat so many catfish, so it's no different!"

Hema has a big mouth, so my sister also risked her life to stay young forever.

Sure enough, beauty is always so attractive to girls!

Even a family-oriented girl like Chiyoko is not immune to this.