I, the Fruit Snatcher

"The Explosion Fruit and the Lightness and Weight Fruit, the abilities of these two fruits are really interesting."

Qin Lang floated in the air with his eyes closed, and enthusiastically used the [Insight Against Heaven System] to gain enlightenment, and developed the abilities of two devil fruits in a virtual battle.

A few minutes later, Qin Lang opened his eyes.

At the same time, he also removed the effect of the [Smoke Fruit] on his body and condensed into a human form, just floating in the air.

This is the ability of the Lightness and Weight Fruit.

The person with the Lightness and Weight Fruit ability, at its lightest, weighs only 1,000 grams.

It is equivalent to the weight of two bottles of ordinary mineral water.

Strictly speaking, Qin Lang was actually descending slightly.

But while descending, Qin Lang used the Moon Step to step lightly in the air, and then he floated up again under the action of the wind.

"Zoro is having so much fun, why don't these two interrupt him? It's just right, I'll go and play too."

Qin Lang glanced at Zoro who was still playing with 113 pirate hunters with great interest, turned around and walked towards Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine in the air.

In a few breaths, Qin Lang walked leisurely above Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine.

Qin Lang put his hands in his pockets, looked down at the two people who were unaware of him, and instantly increased the weight of his body.

Ten tons of weight!

"Tons of falling!"

Qin Lang's body fell quickly downward.

When he was about to land on the ground, he used the ability of the explosive fruit to create a huge explosive force that offset the gravity of the fall.

In an instant, Qin Lang's body exploded with a large amount of A deep red flame, with a faint dark green light shining in the depths of the flame

"Hellfire!"

Bang!

A huge crash and explosion sounded throughout the Whiskey Mountain.

""Hmm? Where is the explosion?"

Even Zoro, who was fighting with hundreds of bounty hunters, subconsciously looked towards the area where the explosion came from.

"Have the opportunity!"

A bounty hunter took the opportunity to slash at Sauron's head with a knife, but it was all in vain.

Poof!

Sauron, who appeared behind the bounty hunter using Shaver, slashed his back with the knife without any expression.

For these bounty hunters whose hands are full of blood, Sauron believes in the law of the jungle and shows no mercy.

At most, when the enemies are children or women, he will hold back a little and knock them unconscious with the back of his knife.

"Qin Lang has not shown up, so he must have made the noise."

Sauron had learned from the bounty hunter's threatening voice that Qin Lang had been 'killed'.

But Sauron didn't believe it at all, his expression didn't change, he just said calmly:

"There is a saying in my hometown,"Foolish seabirds always think they can defeat the sea."

Zoro felt that even if Qin Lang lay on the ground without resistance and let these bounty hunters hack and kill him, these weaklings who only hunt weak pirate rookies would not be able to break through Qin Lang's defense.

"ah! what sound?"

The huge roar also scared Nami, who was secretly looking for the treasures hidden by the bounty hunters.

The beautiful little thieving cat rolled her eyes dissatisfied, looked at the worthless items in front of her, and said dissatisfied:

"What kind of bounty hunter's lair is this? Why are there so many worthless things in it? Damn, I was so happy for nothing!"

"Meat……"

Luffy, who had eaten like a ball, was still sleeping soundly.

Usopp fell into Sanji's arms and talked in his sleep:

"I kicked a whale the size of an island……"

Sanji was holding Usopp's hand and also talking in his sleep:

"Beautiful lady, will you marry me?……"

……

"Miss·Valentine's Day, be careful!"

Mr·5 looked warily at the huge pit in front of him that was burning with fire and filled with dust.

"Mr. 5, the effect of this pit is very similar to your ability, right?"

Behind him, Miss Valentine, holding a yellow and blue striped umbrella, curiously poked her head out to look at the pit filled with explosion fire and dust.

Mr. 5 shook his head somewhat embarrassedly:

"My booger fantasy cannon cannot cause such a large-scale explosion. But give me enough time, I can do it!"

The smoke and dust gradually dissipated, and the two of them saw clearly that there was a handsome man in white casual clothes standing in the middle of the pothole, standing in the middle of the pothole with a smile and looking at them.

Qin Lang said with a smile to the two people who looked wary:

"Hey, what a coincidence, you are also taking a walk here?"

"Hahahaha, handsome guy, you fell from the sky and attacked us at night, so you claimed to be taking a walk?"

Miss Valentine's Day laughed twice and said with a disdainful expression:

"Are you afraid? Mr.

5 stared at Qin Lang and said coldly:

"Who are you and why are you here so late?"

Qin Lang ignored Mr. 5's questioning and smiled at Miss Valentine, who was quite popular among One Piece fans, and invited her:

"The night was long and I couldn't sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep. What a coincidence, it turns out that you, my beautiful girl, can't sleep either. Why don't we take a walk together and enjoy the moon?"

"you……"

Looking at the handsome and smiling Qin Lang, under the illumination of the remaining fire, Miss Valentine's face suddenly became more rosy.

She raised her head proudly and said loudly:

"Hey, you are very rude. You invited me like this for the first time we met. Do I know you very well?"

"asshole!"

Mr. 5 saw that not only was he being ignored, but the other party was also flirting with his partner in front of him, and he immediately felt indescribable anger.

"Humph, since you have seen us on a mission, don't even think about leaving alive!"

As he spoke, Mr. 5 flicked his finger and launched a pile of prepared boogers towards Qin Lang's position, shouting:

"Booger fantasy cannon!"

Bang!

The explosion sounded again on Whiskey Mountain

"Humph, go to hell! You mysterious guy."

Mr. 5 looked at the explosion area with flames rising to the sky, nodded with satisfaction, and sneered:

"You dared to attack us. The explosion in this area just now should be caused by the mines you buried in advance.

You may not know that I am an explosive person who will not be injured by explosions."

"Is he dead? He is such a weak guy."

Miss Valentine's Day looked at the explosion area filled with flames with some regret.

It's a pity that this guy with a smile is actually quite handsome.

Suddenly, the fire in front of the two people quickly shrank, and the unscathed Qin Lang appeared. in front of two people

"This!"

Mr. 5's eyes widened in disbelief, his brown sunglasses tilted to the side, and his black dreadlocks trembled with his body.

"how come! My booger fantasy cannon has no effect?"

"It works. Your moves have succeeded in disgusting me."

Qin Lang smiled slightly, gathered a fist-sized ball of fire in his hand, and threw it into the air.

Wow!

A huge flame exploded in the air, and the heat wave swept through the sky, bringing a slight temperature rise.

"Impossible! Booger's fantasy……"

Mr. 5 didn't believe that his ability was ineffective against Qin Lang.

He reached out and dug out a booger again, wanting to attack Qin Lang with the same trick.

"Damn, where did he hide?"

After finding Qin Lang disappeared from his sight, Mr. 5 began to look around in panic, looking for Qin Lang's trace.

After searching for a few rounds, Miss 5 was shocked to find that Miss Valentine, who was originally behind him, had also disappeared.

"Bastard, don't touch my hand!"

Until Miss Valentine's voice of resistance came from above Mr. 5.

"In the air!"

Mr. 5 looked up and noticed that the two people who had disappeared were floating in the air.

Qin Lang, who was floating in the air, held Miss Valentine's wrist with one hand, and the two of them walked in the air like a young couple.

"Bastard, let me go!"

Miss Valentine gritted her teeth and tried to break free from Qin Lang's restraints.

"Hehe, sorry for being rude."

Qin Lang looked directly at Miss Valentine's face, which was filled with anger and shame, and said with a smile:

"Please forgive me for my unintentional behavior after seeing you, a beautiful lady."

"Damn it, are you kidding us?

Miss·Valentine's Day, what are you doing!

Hurry up and use your power to crush this bastard to death!"

Mr·5's face was livid, he raised his head and roared angrily at Miss·Valentine's Day. He felt like a clown being played by Qin Lang, and he also had a strange feeling that he had become a tauren inexplicably. Miss·Valentine's Day was also aware of it. The hidden contempt in Qin Lang's ambiguous behavior made her very angry.

Miss Valentine put away her affection for Qin Lang.

Holding Qin Lang's hand, he stared at Qin Lang with his big black eyes and said angrily:

"Do you like holding my hand? Hum, try this trick! Ten thousand kilograms of weight!"

Miss Valentine, who was originally light and airy, suddenly weighed ten tons as two adult elephants.

She grabbed Qin Lang's hand tightly and slammed into the ground.

Bang!

The huge impact force caused the ground to appear There were large areas of cracks, and the dust was flying wildly. Miss Valentine opened her umbrella and floated lightly from Qin Lang's body. She turned back and stared angrily as she lay on the ground. Qin Lang said proudly:

""Ahahaha, I'll let you underestimate me, you bastard! I've crushed you into a pulp!"

But who would have thought that the bad guy who was already dead in her eyes actually sat up slowly from the ground.

After patting the dust off his body, the guy stood up unscathed as if nothing had happened.

He still looked at her with a smiling expression and teased:

"Beauty, we just met not long ago, why do you rush into my arms so eagerly?"

"You, how could there be nothing wrong with you!"

Miss Valentine's Day was dumbfounded.

She couldn't believe her eyes.

No target had ever been able to survive under her 10,000 kilogram weight.

But this weird smiling bastard, after being weighed down by her, did nothing. nothing!

"Could it be……"

Miss·Valentine suddenly woke up.

She pointed at Qin Lang and said confidently:

"I see! You are also a Devil Fruit user! That's why you can survive my attacks!"

"hehe."

Qin Lang smiled slightly at Miss Valentine's Day, smiling without saying a word.

"That makes sense! Mr.

5 nodded belatedly and said in realization:

"No wonder this guy is so weird. It turns out that he is also an esper who ate a devil fruit!"

Knowing that the other party was also a Devil Fruit user, Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine restrained their underestimated emotions.

The two re-formed the battle formation and began to take Qin Lang seriously as a powerful enemy.

"We were careless just now. Now that we are serious, we will never lose again!"

Mr. 5 held the fresh boogers in both hands and whispered to Miss Valentine behind him:

"Miss·Valentine's Day, you'll find the right opportunity and hit him hard on the head!

We don't know what Devil Fruit this guy ate or what special abilities he has.

So, I will aim at his body and release the explosion again. Be careful and don't let the explosion hurt you."

Miss Valentine's Day blinked and said confidently:

"clear!"

"Are you going to use your booger to hit me again?"

Qin Lang looked at the booger on Mr. 5's hand with some disdain, and smiled helplessly:

"Mr. 5, I really want to know what you have been through. Why did you choose the skill tree of the Explosion Fruit to such a degree?"

"Booger fantasy cannon!"

Mr·5 snorted coldly and shot the booger bomb in his hand towards Qin Lang's area, and the explosion sounded again.

"That's not how exploding fruits are used."

Qin Lang had already disappeared there and appeared in the air.

Qin Lang held a few stones in his hand and threw them casually towards Mr. 5 below:

"Obviously, sweat is also a part of your body, and skin flakes can also be���Detonate, why do you only eject boogers?"

Although Mr. 5 didn't know Qin Lang's intention of throwing stones at him, he still decisively avoided those stones.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The stones hit the ground and sent out a series of explosions. The explosion enveloped Mr. 5's body. body

"Haha, that's really interesting."

Mr. 5 walked out of the smoke unscathed.

He stared at Qin Lang and said proudly:

"What? It turns out that you have abilities similar to mine. There is no way I can lose to you! I am an explosive man who cannot be hurt by explosions!"

"Mr. 5, I know a guy who is also good at using explosive abilities. The mantra he often says is very interesting."

Qin Lang turned sideways in the air, gently dodged Miss Valentine's leg whip floating behind him, and said with a smile:

"In fact, Mr. 5, the blood in your body is a better detonator. Its power is far greater than your booger."

"Playing tricks!"

Although Mr. 5 didn't understand, he felt something was wrong and yelled:

"Miss Valentine's Day, get out of the way! I'm going to bombard him with the most explosive booger fantasy cannon!"

"I just used blood to carve an explosion array on the ground."

Qin Lang tilted his head and showed the faintly visible bloodstains on his hand to Mr. 5.

He turned around and hugged Miss Valentine, who was throwing herself at him, and flew high into the sky with the Moon Step, laughing happily:

"Mr. 5, come and feel the true charm of explosion!"

……

"Explosion is art!"