I, the Fruit Snatcher

"Really? I don't believe it. You look delicious."

Qin Lang grinned and slowly stretched out his hand towards Qiaoba

"Human, you, don't come over here!!"

Chopper trembled as he stared at Qin Lang's hand, which reached out to the tip of his nose, flicked it lightly, and then gently rubbed his chubby little face.

Qin Lang withdrew his hand contentedly and smiled:

"The fleshy feel is indeed quite good."

Hey, was someone touched?

Chopper blinked, stamped his little feet with an annoyed look on his face, and growled shyly:

"Even if you praise me, I won’t be happy! Human!"

Qin Lang couldn’t help laughing:

"Haha, Chopper, you are really interesting. My name is Qin Lang. It's unfair that I am the only one who knows your name. Now we are clear"

"Qin Lang?"Qin Lang?"

Qiao Ba repeated.

Qin Lang looked at the medicine in Qiao Ba's hand and asked:

"Chopper, are you taking drugs like Pu Ling and Lian Qiao to make recovery medicine for Nami?"

"Um……"

Chopper nodded blankly, then saw Qin Lang take the medicine from his hand and turned around to grind it on the operating table.

Huh?

Chopper was confused.

Qin Lang smiled and said:

"Let me do it. After all, we are intruding rashly and can't bother the master anymore.

By the way, Chopper, if you are free, help me go to the edge of the cliff and see if anyone is climbing. That guy is my partner. Logically speaking, he should have climbed up."

"……"

Qiao Ba followed the wall and carefully rubbed his way to the door, then hurriedly opened the door and slipped away.

Qin Lang couldn't help but chuckle a few times.

"Chopper is really shy."

"Human!"

The door behind him opened slightly, and a timid little deer horn poked out:

"I, I will go and see it!"

Swoosh!

The antlers retracted and the door closed.

……

Wuwuer...

Wuwuer...

Despite the violent storm and snow, Chopper carefully patrolled the edge of the cliff, looking for the partner named Qin Lang, a strange human being.

"Huh!"

Chopper suddenly noticed that there was a long and slender thing holding a stone on the edge of the cliff, hanging in the air and shaking continuously.

"Are you okay?"

Chopper quickly ran a few steps and came to the stone.

He transformed into a human form and pulled the thin and strange rope hard to pull up the person hanging under the rope.

"Hey, are you still alive?"

When the man was pulled up, Chopper was surprised to find that the rope hanging in the air was actually the man's arm.

"Don't worry, I will save you!"

Chopper carefully turned the man face up and carefully checked his condition.

"Whoosh whoosh……"

Luffy was snoring loudly as usual, with a frozen snot bubble on his nose.

It turned out that when he was about to climb to the top of the mountain, Luffy suddenly felt very sleepy. After slowly closing his eyelids, he accidentally fell asleep!

"Hey, just fell asleep?"

Chopper's jaw dropped in surprise.

It was hard for him to understand how someone could fall asleep in such a cold environment, and his body could completely withstand the cold erosion.

Luffy sat up suddenly and closed his eyes loudly said:

"Qin Lang, Sanji, I want to eat meat!"

"ah!!!!"

Chopper was so frightened by Luffy who was talking in his sleep that he hid behind a rock.

"Hoo, hoo……"

After Luffy finished shouting, he lay down on the snow again and fell asleep.

After confirming that Luffy was just talking in his sleep, Chopper carefully came to Luffy's side, picked him up and returned to the castle.

……

"The meat is so delicious!"

The surrounding temperature increased. Luffy rubbed his eyes sleepily and murmured

"kindness?"

Vaguely, he seemed to see a piece of fat meat flying in front of him.

"Ugh! Without thinking, Luffy opened his mouth wide and bit down on the trembling piece of meat.

Chopper, who was picking up the fallen books from the ground with his little butt raised, felt something bite him. on the little ass

"ah!"

Chopper turned around in panic and found the guy sleeping in the ice and snow, with his eyes closed and his mouth wide open, biting his butt.

"Ahhhhh…Help! Help!"

Chopper was so scared that he ran back and forth in the room, with Luffy biting his butt and shaking in the air.

"Meat! do not run!"

Luffy, who hadn't woken up, found that the piece of fat meat seemed to be slipping away.

He pressed the piece of fat meat that reached his mouth with his hand and stuffed it into his mouth.

Most of Chopper's body was covered with blood. Was stuffed into Luffy's mouth

"Okay, Luffy. Don't scare Chopper!"

A figure bent down and saved Chopper, who was almost scared to turn white, from Luffy's mouth.

"Wuuwuwu, Qin Lang!"

When Chopper saw Qin Lang, he felt like he had seen a relative, and he hugged Qin Lang's head like a face-hugger.

Chopper pointed at Luffy, who was holding Qin Lang's armed-colored arm and biting it until sparks flew, with trembling teeth, and complained with a pout:

"He's going to eat me!"

Qin Lang smiled and flicked Luffy's head with his fingers. The pain made Luffy scream and finally woke up from his sleep.

"It hurts!"

Luffy rubbed his red forehead and looked around curiously:

"Hey! How did I get back to the castle?"

Qin Lang ignored Chopper who was hugging him tightly, and said to Luffy with a smile:

"Luffy. Did you just dream?"

Luffy looked at Qin Lang beside him, stood up and grinned:

"Qin Lang, I just dreamed of a piece of delicious meat, but when I was about to put it in my mouth, it pried open my mouth and flew away!"

"Dodo, dodo……"

Qiaoba hid behind Qin Lang's head, trying to disguise himself as a headdress.

His body was shaking constantly, and he glanced at Luffy, as if he had seen some kind of deer-killing demon.

Unfortunately, Luffy still found Chopper behind Qin Lang's head.

Luffy tilted his head curiously, looked at Chopper behind Qin Lang who closed his eyes and pretended he didn't exist, and said in surprise:

"Qin Lang, there is a strange thing behind your head!"

Qin Lang stretched out his hand and pinched Chopper's neck like a cat, showing it to Luffy and shaking it in front of him, and said with a smile:

"His name is Chopper, a reindeer who ate the Renren Fruit and became a human."

"venison!"

Luffy's eyes widened, and saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth uncontrollably, dripping onto the ground.

"Ah! Ah! Help, Qin Lang, he's really going to eat me!"

Chopper, who was held in front of Luffy by Qin Lang, was so scared that his limbs kept shaking, scratching the air, trying desperately to get away from Luffy.

Just when Luffy opened his mouth and wanted to bite Chopper, Qin Lang's other hand pinched Luffy's neck.

"Hey, Luffy, don't eat everything!"

The overlord's domineering aura was slightly shocked, and Luffy suddenly collapsed in Qin Lang's hand.

Qin Lang put Chopper on the ground, shook Luffy in his hand, and smiled at Chopper:

"This guy who only knows how to eat is Luffy. He is the captain of our pirate group. He is the man who swore to become the pirate king, and he is also the rubber man who ate the rubber fruit."

As he said that, Qin Lang pinched Luffy's face with both hands, stretched it up and down a few times, and made funny faces to make Chopper happy.

"puff!!!"

Chopper stared curiously at Luffy's face as Qin Lang pulled him into various funny expressions. He couldn't help laughing and covered his mouth with two hooves.

"Hahahaha... Luffy is so funny!"

In the end, Chopper couldn't help himself and lay on the ground, holding his stomach, rolling over and laughing.

""Puff! Hahaha, what a funny expression!"

Even Luffy burst out laughing when he accidentally caught a glimpse of his own weird expression in the mirror. He couldn't help but laughed out loud with Chopper on the ground.

Just as the two of them were laughing, Qin Lang stood up and said with a smile:

"Good times are so short, a group of uninvited guests are about to arrive in front of the castle. Luffy, are you ready to make a big scene?"

Luffy said excitedly:

"Can we fight again?"

"Huh?"

Chopper lay on the ground, looking at the two curiously, wondering what was so exciting about fighting.

……

"Finally, I'm finally back here!"

Valpo took the few remaining pirate soldiers and climbed up the mountain.

They came to the castle that once belonged to him.

Bang!

Three trembling and twitching figures were thrown into the castle by the soldiers. In the open space in front of him, there were three people with livid faces lying on the ground. They were Sanji, Usopp, and Dalton.

Snap!

There were obvious shoe marks on his face, kicking him one after another in anger. The ground stepped on Sanji's waist and said angrily:

"Damn that guy, you actually kicked me in the face. If it weren't for the healing power of the fungus fruit, I might really have died under your kick!"