I, the godfather of horror movies, have become the public enemy of the entire Internet?

Chapter 0083: Her Eyes, Her Eyes, It Seems……!!

“Wipe, twenty percent of the film arrangement rate is actually not enough?”

The journalists froze instantly.

It stands to reason that a 20% ranking rate is more than enough for a horror genre movie.

But who would have thought that there would still be an audience who couldn’t buy tickets?

At this time, the staff of the theater was reassuring the audience who had not bought the ticket, and it seemed that someone was calling the leader to report.

Reporters speculate that it is estimated that it will not be long before Mr. Zombie’s film rate is estimated to increase.

But they also know that the role played by the box office on the first day is not the decisive factor.

These audiences who bought Mr. Zombie basically came for Lin Shi’s name and trailer.

Once the quality of Mr. Zombie is found on the first day, the number of ticket buyers on the second day will drop sharply.

Suddenly, two familiar figures appeared at the ticket purchase point.

One tall and thin, one short and fat.

Some reporters had sharp eyes and immediately saw the two of them,

“Aren’t these two film critics who make videos? I can actually run into them here! ”

These two people are the film critic duo of Wu De and Lin Jian.

After more than a year, the number of fans of the two of them skyrocketed again.

From the original more than 400,000, it has risen to more than 800,000 now, and the popularity has naturally been greatly improved.

So journalists can recognize them at a glance.

Immediately, a reporter went up to interview, but Wu De and Lin Jian waved their hands again and again to indicate that they would not accept the interview.

The two of them did not become spies like last time.

This time, the boss who hired them was Star.

And what the stars ask of them is simple.

As long as a video is published, truthfully commenting on the movie Mr. Zombie, they can immediately receive 30,000 yuan.

Wu De didn’t say a word, and immediately agreed.

This is much easier to earn than black money!

Of course, he also knows that this so-called ‘truthfulness’ is positive truthfulness, and negative truthfulness needs to be automatically ignored.

“Lin Shi this time, it’s really brave! I don’t know how this Mr. Zombie is. ”

Wu De sighed with some emotion.

From the box office bombardment with Wang Yong, and now with Chen Ge box office bombardment.

Lin Shi’s goods seem to have been fighting.

This guy, a battle maniac!

The stars had already sent them tickets, so they didn’t have to worry about not being able to buy tickets.

When the ticket check began, the two walked into the theater together.

Sitting in the movie hall, Wu De took out a small book and also took out a pen.

He was prepared for the quality of the film not to be good.

After all, the budget is only 10 million, and there are no stars to participate, and the quality is worse than Wu De’s acceptance range.

But even if the quality of the movie is poor, with his level and brushwork, he can find at least twenty highlights!

Wu De is a film critic with professional ethics, and since he has received money, he must help his employer handle things clearly.

Soon, the screen lights up.

“Hey, the scene is okay, it’s not shoddy at all.”

Wu De was a little surprised.

10 million movies, can it be made like this?

At the beginning of the movie, a group of zombies lined up, with yellow talismans on their heads and wearing Qing Dynasty official uniforms, stood there motionless.

Wu De was even more surprised.

Zombies at the beginning?

He thought that the zombies would be put at the end as a big move, but Lin Shi moved them out at the beginning?

Also, why is this zombie motionless?

He was wondering, when he saw a hand suddenly stretched out from the coffin and grabbed Wen Cai’s hand.

The opening is both high-energy!

Wu De heard many female audience members in the theater screaming softly.

But the reversal came quickly, and this zombie was just a fake fan.

However, because of their playfulness, the yellow charms on the heads of the zombies in the row fell off.

Then, one by one, the zombies straightened their arms and jumped towards the two.

At this moment, the ninth uncle played by Lin Zhengyin came from outside, and subdued all the zombies with his junior brother Four Eyes Daoist three times and five by two.

“I’m leaning, handsome!”

Wu De’s eyes suddenly lit up.

This Lin Zhengyin is worthy of being a martial arts actor.

The movements are smooth and light, looking pleasing to the eye and have a different kind of beauty.

Moreover, his way of subduing zombies seems to be very interesting.

The next plot is that the ninth uncle was invited by Master Ren to take Wen Cai to drink foreign tea.

The embarrassment of the ninth uncle in the tea house, and Qiu Sheng’s misunderstanding of Ren Tingting, the eldest miss of the Ren family, made the audience laugh.

Wu De thoughtfully:

This movie is not a horror film in the traditional sense.

Instead, it has a very strong comedic color.

The picture turned around again and came to the place where the Ninth Uncle checked Old Lady Ren’s grave.

“This cave is called the dragonfly point water cave door.”

“The so-called predecessors are buried vertically, and the descendants must be great.”

“But Old Lady Ren’s coffin head can’t touch water, how can you call the dragonfly some water?”

Ninth Uncle pointed out that Old Lady Ren had offended Mr. Feng Shui, and the tomb could no longer be used.

The conversation between the two opened the audience’s eyes, and at the same time the interest was hooked, isn’t it just a burial, and there are so many sayings?

If the predecessor is buried vertically, the descendants must be great?

So, do you want to go back and dig up my ancestors, and then stand up… Ahem, of course, it’s just a joke.

Then, Old Lady Ren’s coffin was carried to Yizhuang, ready for burial on a later date.

And when they arrived in Yizhuang, they found that Old Lady Ren was about to become a household: “People are most afraid of three long and two short, and incense is the most afraid of two short and one long.” ”

The incense they ordered is two short and one long, which shows that something is wrong.

Ninth Uncle then began to cast spells.

Qiu Sheng removed the chicken blood and put it in a bowl.

Ninth Uncle took a grain of rice, lit it on a candle, and threw it into a bowl.

I saw that the chicken blood in the bowl immediately burst into flames.

However, this was not the end of it, he poured ink into the bowl, then covered it with a gossip mirror, formed a handprint, and poured ink into the ink bucket.

This set of movements, smooth and freehand, is like painting, but it is full of mystery.

Wu De exclaimed again, “I’ll go, this set of actions is more handsome!” ”

Is this a spell to subdue zombies?

I don’t know why, with this Ninth Uncle who can spell is here, the zombie film that should have been terrifying does not seem to bring him any depressing feelings.

Wu De hurriedly prepared to write down these things in a notebook, but the following plot made his eyes widen again.

Qiu Sheng rode his bicycle and walked back.

But at this moment, a group of people carrying a palanquin came from a distance.

But Li 패 Flood Bureau Sweet: “Her eyes, her eyes, seem to be like stars shining.” ”

“See, see, see, panic…”

Wu De suddenly shivered.

Rub, what song is this?

It doesn’t feel like a yang thing!

But at this moment, the camera zoomed in, and Wu De’s heart tightened.

Nima, compared to this music, the person carrying the palanquin is more netherworld!

I saw them wearing melon skin hats one by one, their faces were pale, they had thick blush on their cheeks, and they were smeared with red lipstick on their mouths.

What are these things?

The camera zoomed in closer, and when he arrived inside the palanquin, Wu De saw a big beauty sitting in the palanquin!

This woman was dressed in a happy dress, shy and timid in the palanquin, just like a bride about to be married.

Wu De was buzzing in his head.

Who bride married in the middle of the night? Or these four things carrying!

At this time, the strange and penetrating music was still ringing: “Her eyes, her eyes, seem to be like stars shining.” ”

Wu De tried to cover his ears in pain.

Master, don’t read it, don’t read it! I’m going to get goosebumps!

Qiu Sheng, who was riding a bicycle, looked like he couldn’t see this pedestrian at all.

The bride in the palanquin flew out and landed on the back seat of Qiu Sheng’s bicycle.

“Needless to say, this cliff is a ghost!”

Wu De felt a stirring in his heart.

However, he was not too afraid.

Ghosts are indeed ghosts, but this ghost… Handsome enough!

And next, the female ghost sitting in the back seat of Qiu Sheng was stopped by a tree trunk and sat on the ground with her butt.

Wu De was suddenly a little speechless: “Sure enough, this is a comedy, right?” ”

Below, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai’s approach, teasing his cousin Ah Wei, made Wu De firm this idea.

This is indeed a comedy!

The audience was also amused, completely forgetting the previous weird picture.

But soon, the terrifying scene came again.

Old Lady Ren came out of the coffin and came to Ren’s mansion, biting Old Master Ren’s captain Ah Wei thought that Ninth Uncle was the murderer and locked Ninth Uncle up.

But at this time, Old Master Ren also turned into a zombie because he was bitten.

The audience was shocked:

It turns out that like zombies, being bitten by zombies will also become zombies, and Master Ren becomes a zombie, which is still a little terrifying.

However, because of the funny captain Ah Wei, he was chased around by Master Ren, and it quickly diluted everyone’s fear.

The plot continued to develop, and Old Lady Ren found Ren Tingting, but was delayed by Wen Cai until the return of the ninth uncle.

Here, the three masters and apprentices of the Ninth Uncle defeated Old Lady Ren with the ink bucket line.

When the ink bucket line hit Old Lady Ren and made a crackling sound, countless spectators held their breath.

Is this the spell to subdue zombies?

Can glutinous rice and ink buckets actually restrain zombies? What is the principle of this?

But in the end, Old Lady Ren was tied by the ink bucket line and fled with a jump.

Everyone immediately understood that the real decisive battle was clearly not yet coming.

Next, the plot soon returns to cheerfulness.

Wen Cai was bitten and needed to keep bouncing around to avoid turning into a zombie;

Qiu Sheng went to buy glutinous rice to remove corpse poison for Wencai, but was deceived by the boss’s stupid son, and Qiu Sheng was also seduced by a female ghost, fell in love with Ninth Uncle, killed each other, and fought together;

Captain Ah Wei led his men to look for Old Lady Ren, but found the blind bear’s den, and every section of it made the audience endure.

But then, Old Lady Ren recovered and came to the door again.

Finally, there is a famous scene of zombies fighting zombies.

The Ninth Uncle Junior Brother Four Eyes Daoist brought more than a dozen zombies that he drove away, wanting to suppress Old Lady Ren.

“But he was directly killed by Old Lady Ren.”

“Well, it seems that the gap between zombies and zombies is greater than the gap between humans and dogs!”

Wu De was excited to see it.

He didn’t realize that the book he had prepared to write highlights had not been touched for a long time.

In the end, the Ninth Uncle and several people together restrained the zombie and burned it with fire.

At this point, the ending song of the movie sounded.

“Her eyes, her eyes, seem to shine like stars… Wu De suddenly felt a chill behind his back. ”

This song again… This movie, if you say where horror, is not the plot, but this BGM.

At this moment, the lights in the theater turned on, and the audience discussed and exited.

“This zombie movie is so interesting! Captain Ah Wei made me laugh. ”

“Are those spells that Uncle Nine used? Zombies can be dealt with, powerful. ”

“Uncle Nine played too well! With him, I feel safe! ”

“I really want to see it again! But when I came in just now, I heard them say that they seemed to have run out of tickets in the morning. ”

“I also want to see it again, I didn’t notice many details just now.”

……

Listening to the discussion of the surrounding audience, Wu De blinked.

He suddenly remembered something:

I’ll go, this is a movie made with a budget of 10 million? The quality is actually high like this?

But Wu De also quickly realized.

What is the real highlight of this movie? It’s the design, it’s the plot, it’s the idea.

10 million to shoot, it is already more than enough, it is completely possible to make more films, there is no need.

No wonder, Lin Shi only took 10 million! Wu De suddenly realized.

Lin Shi, this guy, enough thief!

“Wipe, it’s bad!”

Wu De was shocked again.

I’ve been watching movies, and I forgot to write a special film review! Forget it, come and watch it again in the afternoon.

Wu De shook his head.

“Lao Lin, what do you think of this movie?”

He still asked Lin Jian’s opinion every day.

Lin Jian thought for a while: “It’s good-looking, the plot is compact, and it’s very hooky.” The zombies in it and the spells of Uncle Nine, I can’t tell where they are awesome, but they just feel very awesome. Originally, I wanted to go to the toilet halfway, but I have been holding back until now, and I am reluctant to leave. ”

“Well.”

Wu De nodded, he and Lin Jian had similar ideas.

Mr. Zombie’s movie, although it is a horror film, is also a comedy.

So, strictly speaking, it’s a horror comedy movie.

Such a design has not been done by a director before.

But to be able to combine supernatural horror elements with comedy elements so well, Mr. Zombie is still the first.

“This movie, to explode!”

Wu De categorically gave a conclusion.

Although he has not seen Chen Ge’s “Boundless”, this does not prevent Mr. Zombie from being an absolutely good movie.

It turned out that the stars were not wrong.

I took the money myself, as long as I ‘truthfully’ said the review of the movie.

People have enough confidence that this movie can explode!

As for the disadvantages?

Wu De thought about it carefully, this Mr. Zombie, from beginning to end, he could hardly find any shortcomings!

Fortunately, this time he came to write positive reviews.

“If you come to find fault like the last time, I’m afraid you will have to return empty-handed!” I don’t know how “Boundless” is doing? ”

Wu De muttered to himself, in the afternoon, in addition to watching Mr. Zombie again, he also had to catch up with the endless scene.

After all, he is a professional film critic, and he can’t just comment on Mr. Zombie and not evaluate Infinity.

“Nima’s, Chen Ge is too critical of this, so he will give a thousand yuan for the editing fee, this is taking us as a meal!”

Thinking of the price Chen Ge gave him, Wu De was a little unhappy.

Lao Tzu is so bad at more than 700,000 fans, you give me a thousand yuan for a long time? A director of yours is not as good as one-tenth of Lin Shi’s shot?

“Chen Ge, you wait. If the quality of your film is a little bad, Lao Tzu will let you know what a professional film critic is! ”

At this time, Wu De had not yet thought of it.

What kind of suffering will I experience in the cinema of “Boundless”.