I, The Identity of the Immortal Master, Has Been Exposed
Chapter 21: Ergou's Sao Operation! (for flowers, for collections)
Mr. Zhao walked over from the other side, waved to the netizens in the live broadcast room, and then added a small fish in his hand like a trick, and said to Ergou with a smile: "Ergou, come here, I invite you to eat fish. !"
"Stupid!" Ergou looked at the two humans under the tree, and the bird's face showed a humane look of sarcasm, and then turned his head away.
Mr. Zhao's face turned black, and he froze in place. Xiao Yu'er's mouth was slightly opened, and he was stupid.
And netizens who saw this scene were also happy.
"Stupid...hahahaha, this bird has such a personality."
"Old Zhao is right, this bird is really smart, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,"
"Please bring me one of such a clever bird."
"Old Zhao, he is mocking you, go up and do it!"
Mr. Zhao coughed dryly. Of course, he couldn't have the same knowledge as a bird. He laughed dryly: "This parrot that Boss Ye raised really has a personality."
"By the way, Yu'er, haven't you practiced for a long time and want to perform for everyone, now is the opportunity."
"Performance... oh yes, performance!" Xiao Yu'er reacted immediately and hurriedly said:
"If Mr. Zhao didn't say it, I almost forgot. I have practiced Mandarin for a long time. Now I will give you a hand."
After clearing his throat, Xiao Yu'er said directly: "Master Cui Kui Kui, in the forty-four dead and astringent four children..."
As she talked, Xiaoyuer couldn't go on, and netizens were amused by her sleaze.
"Hahahaha, Yuer, are you trying to laugh at me?"
"Yu'er's plastic mandarin is easy."
"You bastards, do you know how hard Yu'er works? You know that Yu'er gets up before ten every day... Hahahaha, I'm sorry I can't make it up."
"Fish, let's shoot the birds, we'll see the birds."
Xiao Yu'er blushed with shame, but she still said bravely: "I was too nervous just now, don't worry, I will try again, this time it will definitely work."
After adjusting the breath for a while, Xiao Yu'er spoke again: "Master Cui Kui Kui, remove the thick bamboo shoots under the forty-four Shishi persimmon trees."
After saying a tongue twister, Xiao Yu'er's face turned even redder.
Before netizens could react, a sharp cry rang out.
"Stupid"
Xiao Yu'er was stunned for a moment, then looked up quickly, only to see Ergou flying down from the tree, standing on Mr. Zhao's bald head, bird-eyed looking at the phone, speaking fluent Mandarin, shaking his head and said, "Taxi driver Cui The thick-legged master is removing thick bamboo shoots under the forty-four dead persimmon trees."
"Taxi driver Cui Kui Kui, removing thick bamboo shoots under 44 dead persimmon trees."
Twice in a row, not only did Mr. Zhao and Xiaoyu'er sound silly, but the audience in the live broadcast room also sounded silly.
After a while, the barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly exploded.
"I'm squatting, what kind of bird is this, it can even twist tongues."
"This bird is too dangling, it's too standard!"
"Where's the boss? Where's the boss? I'll pay 200,000 to buy this bird."
"Real people are not as good as birds."
Hundreds of thousands of spectators are boiling. I have seen parrots speak, but I have never seen parrots speak tongue twisters. It's amazing.
"Er Gou, you stupid bird, what are you doing, why don't you come over quickly,"
At this moment, Ye Yu's voice sounded on the side, Ergou fluttered its wings and flew towards Ye Yu, landed on his shoulder, and rubbed his cheek kindly.
Ye Yu patted its head angrily, this stupid bird, after eating the Kaizhi Dan, became a lot smarter, opened his mouth and closed his mouth, what should he do if he made the girl cry.
Ye Yu smiled a little embarrassedly at President Zhao and Xiaoyuer:
"I'm sorry, you two, I'm just this kind of virtuous bird, so don't have any knowledge of it.
"Silly bird." Xiao Yu'er said with a sad face: "Boss Ye, you are not stupid at all, it is very smart."
President Zhao also nodded again and again, looking at Ergou's eyes with a bit of heat.
I have come here so many times before and found that this bird is so smart, this is the material that is born to be an Internet celebrity!
If it works well, it is not a problem to become a million net red.
Mr. Zhao obviously had thoughts about Ergou, so he quickly followed Ye Yu and asked:
"Boss Ye, I wonder if you can sell this parrot to me? I'm willing to pay 200,000 yuan!"
"Twenty thousand?"
Hearing the sound, Ye Yu was stunned for a moment, then immediately patted Ergou's head on his shoulder and said with a smile, "Silly bird, I didn't expect you to be quite valuable."
The two dogs flapped their wings proudly.
Ye Yu turned to look at Mr. Zhao, and said sternly, "I'm sorry, Mr. Zhao, this is just a stupid bird. I keep it by my side just to kill time, so forget about buying and selling."
He has been keeping Ergou by his side for nearly three years, and he has cultivated a deep relationship with him in usual bickering, which cannot be measured by money.
"Is that so..." Seeing Ye Yu's firm attitude, Mr. Zhao didn't want to force it, but looking at the parrot on his shoulder, he gritted his teeth and said:
"Boss Ye, it's okay if you don't sell it, but can I make some videos for your parrot?
"Okay, I'll let Ergou cooperate with you, you can do it, and I'll cook for you."
Ye Yu patted Ergou on the head and walked towards the vegetable garden.
Fortunately, Lao Zhao and Lao Wang were merciful, but they may not be interested. There are still some stocks of fruits and vegetables in the vegetable garden, otherwise the business would not be able to do today.
Ye Yu's master-level cooking skills are comparable to that of a five-star chef, and no talent can stumped him.
What's more, it's just a few small stir-fries, it's very simple.
On this side, several people from the Internet celebrity company who heard the movement gathered around Mr. Zhao. A group of people stood under the tree and looked up at Xiaolan on the tree like a fool.
Mr. Zhao said to a few young people: "You all have your equipment set up. If you don't have a camera, just use your mobile phone. Be sure to shoot the video for me!"
"Okay okay."
"Don't worry, President Zhao."
Mr. Zhao nodded, and then looked at Ergou on the tree with a flat face, and said softly: "Ergou, come down, I'll take a video for you."
Ergou gave him a slanted glance, and didn't want to pay attention to the bald man, but after thinking of the master's instructions, he still flew down from the tree and looked at the group of two-legged beasts.
Ask whatever you want, stupid human!
Inexplicably, looking at the parrot on Mr. Zhao's head, everyone felt that their IQ was suppressed.
Mr. Zhao winked at Xiaoyuer, Xiaoyuer immediately pointed the camera at Xiaolan, and said with a smile: "Er Gou, can you tell me another tongue twister."
ps: did anyone watch it? There is no data at all, I don't know if I can write it down.
Get some data here.
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