I, The Identity of the Immortal Master, Has Been Exposed

As soon as he returned to the imperial study, Li Shimin hurriedly opened the communication mode.

After a while, the faces of Su Yu, Ying Zheng and Chongzhen appeared on the mirror.

Chongzhen smiled and said: "What's wrong with Shimin, what are you doing with us at noon?"

Ye Yu seemed to be eating, stopped his chopsticks and frowned at Li Shimin and said, "Old Li, did something major happen to you in Tang Dynasty?

Li Shimin was crying, but he didn't have the mighty and domineering look just above the hall: "Sir, you two help!

"Brother Shimin, what's wrong with you?"

The three of Chongzhen were taken aback by Li Shimin's eagerness to get angry, and even Ye Yu took a look at the disaster warning device.

No problem, the alarm is quiet and there is no problem at all!

This guy, Lao Li, just wiped out the Turks and calmed down the natural disaster. Logically, he should be in a good mood. What's the situation like this?

Li Shimin said with a crying face: "Sir, I have just arrived in Tang Dynasty with a group of foreign envoys, and they have given me two big problems.

"The Persians presented a treasure box of thousands of machines with thousands of passages inside, saying that whoever can pass a thin thread from one end to the other is the smartest person.

"This has stumped all the officials of the Great Tang Dynasty, I really can't afford to lose my face, and I would like to ask the three of you to help me solve my doubts.

While talking, Lao Li took out the Thousand Machine Treasure Box and showed everyone the structure of this little thing through the video.

This thing looks simple, but no matter how Li Shimin tries, it is difficult for the thin thread to pass from one end to the other, causing this guy a headache.

"I thought it was something, but I was startled." Chongzhen breathed a sigh of relief, rolled his eyes and said, "Isn't it just a wooden box, just smash it open and see if it doesn't matter."

Ying Zheng also nodded in agreement and said, "Yes, Shimin brother, your methods are tougher, how can a little barbarian be arrogant in my Tianxia court and smash it open directly, if anyone is dissatisfied, just wave his troops and hit him directly. , See who will dare to test you Tang from now on.

Ying Zheng and Chongzhen were both old foxes who had been on the throne for many years. It was obvious at a glance that this Persian wanted to use this treasure box of thousands of machines to disgust the Tang Dynasty and to step on the face of the Tang Dynasty. , By the way, you can also get some benefits.

Li Shimin shook his head and smiled bitterly: "You two big brothers, you don't know, these aliens have a very low attitude, one bite of a small country, a small country, and if they are directly smashed, wouldn't they be laughed at by those barbarians? Brainless idiots. 99

"Hmph, who dares to laugh!" Ying Zheng said with a cold snort, "The army of millions directly presses over and sees whether they should cry or laugh."

Among the three emperors, Ying Zheng's temperament and methods were the most cruel, and he was also the most disgusted with alien races.

Thanks to Li Shimin's relatively soft personality, if he was like Ying Zheng, it is estimated that those Persians couldn't wait to come to Su Yu for help, and the moment he took out his Qianji treasure box, he was directly clicked.

"Old Zhao, don't open your mouth and shut your mouth to kill and kill, if you kill all these foreign messengers, wouldn't it mean that I am all stupid in Tianxia." Ye Yu rolled his eyes and smiled disdainfully: "It is These Persians, even this kind of rubbish would be so embarrassed to test my Tianxia people, how stupid."9

"Heh...hehe."

Li Shimin rubbed his head with an embarrassed smile. No one in the Tang Dynasty could answer this question. Su Yu didn't mean that everyone in the Tang Dynasty was a fool.

"Sir, I wonder how this box has been cracked?"

Ye Yu said lightly: "It's just a small labyrinth box. You find ants to tie them with thin strings, then stuff them into one hole, and apply a little honey to the other hole. The ants will be tempted by the food. It will independently find the best route from the dense maze.

"A child can think of such a simple method, but the Persians can still use it to test Tang, it's really stupid." Ye Yu got a glass of beer, and was extremely disdainful of the methods of the Persians.

Li Shimin ignored Su Yu's ridicule and said with a face full of surprise: "Wonderful, Mr. is really talented!"

"Hey, this method is good, why didn't I think of it before.

"Hmph, it's just a little alien, what other method is needed, just kill them all directly, what other method should be used.

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Ye Yu said curiously while drinking the soup: "Didn't you say that there are two problems, and the other is what, if you think it's the mentally retarded problem of the Persians, it can only mean that the IQ of those foreigners is just that. ."5

The corners of Li Shimin's eyes twitched, and he walked out of the imperial study in embarrassment, pointed to the alien beast in the cage and said, "Sir, it's this thing.

"This is a tribute from Tubo, and it is said to be a strange beast searched in the mountains, but no one in my Tang Dynasty knows what this thing is. Sir, what is this thing, and why does it look so strange?"

"Pfft...cough, this, isn't this a national treasure? 35

Ye Yu spat out a mouthful of soup and looked at the cute thing in the cage in disbelief.

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Those dull eyes, a chubby figure, and a pair of big dark circles under the eyes, isn't this a national treasure?

Like Li, Bao!

"Sir, do you... know?" Li Shimin asked in a low voice.

"Cough cough, of course I know this thing." Ye Yu manipulated the gate of crossing the world and glanced around in front of the panda, this silly little guy also grinned at Su Yu curiously, and Ye Yu's eyes were fast. Gold star.

Since he was a child, he has always wanted to raise a panda, but this thing is a national treasure, and no one can afford it.

But now the opportunity has come. He is a 'immortal cultivator' and an 'eternal life', the big man who manipulates the world behind his back. It's not too much to raise a panda, right?

"This thing is called a panda, and it was also called an iron-eating beast in ancient times. It used to be Chiyou's mount, and it also likes to eat bamboo. You can just wait for those Tubo people who will answer this later. Ye Yu teased the people in the cage. The little guy, told this to say: "Old Li, I like this little thing, you bring me next time you come, by the way, I'll give you a little thing later, that's the test of IQ I promise to let some people, the Persians, and the Tibetans can't think of it if they want to break their heads. You have to humiliate them well.

"Okay, thank you sir for your pointers, I'll take it down!" Li Shimin bowed his hands to Su Yu happily, feeling very happy.

Ye Yu's shot has always been extraordinary. He used it to test his IQ, and it is estimated that those aliens will cry.

Really looking forward to it.