I, The Identity of the Immortal Master, Has Been Exposed
Twenty-eighth: Come to root Huazi? (for flowers, for collections)
After eating and drinking.
Ye Yu ignored Ying Zheng and the three who were whispering together, lit a cigarette, and began to puff up the air.
A cigarette after a meal, happy like a fairy, how cool is the word.
"Immortal...you, what are you doing?" Wang Ben asked curiously.
"Yan, come, come, come with Hua Zi!" Ye Yu said indifferently,
"cigarette?"
The three Ying Zheng looked strange.
They couldn't understand the white object in Ye Yu's mouth, and they kept asking what the smoke was about.
Why is Ye Yu enjoying the look on his face, what exactly is this smoke?
"Could it be that this is the special cultivation method of immortals? Swallowing spiritual smoke in a special way to become stronger?"
"It is rumored that the immortals cultivated spiritual energy by eating the heavens and the earth, and the widow was still wondering what this spiritual energy was. It was so, so it was."
"I just don't know why, I smelled this spiritual energy and I felt a little choked. I don't know if the widow did not have the talent to cultivate into an immortal."
"Your Majesty, I also feel panicked. Is there something wrong with our inhalation method? Why don't we try it?"
"What Wang Qing said is very true, come, let the few try it first."
Ying Zheng and the three secretly gathered together and immediately became interested.
After a while, he also imitated Ye Yu's appearance, picked up a cigarette, took a deep breath, and coughed desperately one by one.
Ye Yu said in disbelief: "You three turtles, don't take such a big mouth when you first start smoking, take it slow."
"Man, there's no one who doesn't smoke or drink. When you get used to it, you'll know how cool it is."
Ye Yu, the old smoker, taught carefully and carefully.
After a while, the first wave of smokers in Daqin was born.
Ye Yu was amazed by the three big men dressed in ancient costumes, who looked like they were smoking cigarettes and puffing up clouds, but they didn't seem to violate the agreement at all.
"No wonder the immortals say that smoking is comfortable. This cigarette is really good, and it has a refreshing effect." Ying Zheng said with satisfaction: "And this cigarette has an inexplicable domineering power, and many people like it very much."
"Bullshit!" Ye Yu rolled his eyes: "It's not cigarettes that men smoke, it's loneliness, you guys are too low to understand!"
Having said that, Ye Yu took a deep breath, raised his head and exhaled a smoke ring, seeing Ying Zheng's three eyes widen.
"Hey...how do I think immortals are inexplicably handsome?"
"The realm of immortals is really not something I can compare with. I really don't know when we will reach the realm of immortals."
"Don't talk, smoke and smoke."
"The immortal said that one will refresh the mind, two will never tire, and three will live forever. The widow will draw 30 today, and the widow will have a long life!"
"Your Majesty, my son will light a cigarette for you!"
"..."
An old smoker with three cute new ones swirled in the dining room. After half an hour, the smoke in the dining room was thick as if someone was about to become immortal.
Fusu couldn't bear it anymore, the first one ran out, followed by Wang Ben and Ying Zheng.
Ying Zheng rubbed his red eyes and looked at Fusu: "Fusu, how many did you smoke?"
Fusu lowered his head in shame: "Father, my son is useless, so I only took 8 sticks."
"How about you, Wang Qing?"
"Reporting to Your Majesty, I have drawn 12 sticks." Wang Ben said with a little smugness
With his hands behind his back, Ying Zheng sighed and said, "The widow only took 15 sticks, which is too far from the realm of immortals, and I don't know when I will be able to see for a long time.
Looking at the thick fog in the distance, Ying Zheng's eyes flashed with a hint of longing.
This fairyland is really beautiful, and it even makes him feel that it is better to stay in this fairyland.
But in an instant, this thought was dispelled by Ying Zheng.
The fairy gave him a chance. Let him be fortunate enough to step into Xianmen, in order to let him change the fate of Da Qin.
How could he live up to the immortal's hope!
He wants to change the fate of Da Qin according to what the immortal said, and exterminate all the barbarians outside the Great Wall who have insulted the people of Tianxia!
He wants the whole world to be the territory of Daqin!
If he accomplishes such great deeds, he might have the opportunity to be promoted to Immortal Realm in the future.
Ying Zheng believed that with the means of the immortals, this might not be without a chance.
"Old Zhao Laowang, you can do it!" Ye Yu also came out of the dining room at this time. He looked at Ying Zheng and the three in amazement. The first time he smoked, he could smoke so many sticks.
"Let's go, I've eaten my meals, and I've smoked cigarettes. Let's go, I'll take you to fight the landlords."
"Who?" Wang Ben asked naively: "Who is the landlord? Why do you want to fight him?"
Ye Yu: "..."
Ye Yu was speechless, especially seeing that Ying Zheng and Fu Su were also at a loss, and suddenly felt depressed and wanted to vomit blood.
Wouldn't these three people join forces to entertain him?
Even aliens should know about Fighting the Landlord. Could it be that these three guys are filming some kind of trick show, and they came over to mess with him on purpose?
Otherwise, even Doudizhu wouldn't even know.
But Ye Yu looked left and right, and there was no one around taking pictures.
"I suspect now that you didn't run out of the mountain at all. The three of you ran out of a mental hospital, right?"
"Forget it, forget it, I'm unlucky, I'm here to tell you to fight the landlord, Ergou, where are you stupid bird? Come and guide the old king."
Taking the three to the chess and card room, Ergou stood on Wang Ben's head, four pairs of eyes looking at Su Yu at the same time.
While shuffling and cutting cards skillfully, Ye Yu introduced i: "This Fighting Landlords is a big question. It involves mathematics, logic, statistics, analysis, and game theory and many other elements."
"You need to be able to count cards when you play cards. You have to figure out what cards your opponent is holding, and figure out what other people are thinking. It's not as simple as entertainment."
"Now I'm the landlord, the three of you can play me together, a pair of threes, it's time for you to play the card, Ergou, don't be distracted, teach them how to play three."
Wang Ben looked at the pile of cards in his hand with a bewildered expression.
What does this say? Why can I understand every word, but I don't know what it means when I connect it?
What is written on this card?
"Stupid!" Ergou pecked Wang Ben's head: "Pair 5, pair 5!"
Wang Ben tried to draw out two cards and said tentatively, "Fairy Bird, is that this?"
"Stupid, that's 10, pair 5!"
ps: Ask for flowers, ask for collection! ! *
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