I, The Identity of the Immortal Master, Has Been Exposed

After subduing Tianzhu, Li Shimin hurried back to the Tang Dynasty.

It took nearly half a month to come, but it only took five or six days to go back. I can imagine how anxious Li Shimin was on the way.

No way, now it's not as good as before, you can only go to the Immortal Realm once a month, it's too small to eat or not, if you can't get Ye Yu's advice, it's really a big loss to Li Shimin.

Outside Chang'an City, Li Shimin breathed a sigh of relief while looking at Chang'an City in the distance, and his eyes relaxed a lot.

"Finally, finally back!

Li Shimin grinned while covering Shuangdian's pained teeth.

In order to rush back to the Tang Dynasty as quickly as possible, he only brought three hundred guards, not even a carriage. A pair of big legs had long been worn down and stuck to them bloody and bloody.

But fortunately, it finally came back.

Li "Qi83" Shimin rubbed his red eyes and walked towards the palace with tears in his eyes.

It was so painful.

In the middle of the night, the four gates of time and space continued to open outside Ye Yu's farm.

Ying Zheng, Chongzhen and others came out of the gate of time and space in batches, and the two stood outside Ye Yu's small farm and waited.

"Why hasn't this guy Li Er come yet?" Wang Ben frowned while holding his stomach and said dissatisfiedly, "If you don't come again, the dishes will be colder.

"Isn't it because I haven't returned from Tianzhu yet?" Chongzhen raised his eyebrows, Tianzhu was not too close to the Tang Dynasty, and Li Shimin probably hadn't come back yet.

As soon as the voice fell, the gate of time and space that belonged to the Great Tang was turbulent, and an elephant trunk stretched out from the gate of time and space.

"Hahahaha, the brothers are in a hurry, I'm sorry I'm late." Li Shimin rode on the back of an elephant, looked at Ying Zheng and the others with a smile, and was about to turn over and get off the elephant. Suddenly, the wound between the two thighs suddenly grimaced in pain.

"Brother Shimin, who are you?"

Chongzhen looked at Li Shimin with a bewildered face. This guy has a pair of round legs like a duck. Could it be that there are too many beauties in Tianzhu and his legs are weak?

"Zhen, Zhen..." Li Shimin was tearing up in pain, his scalp was numb from the rubbing of his pants, and he had never felt so uncomfortable even when he was shot on the battlefield when he was young.

At this time, Cheng Yaojin walked out of the gate of time and space step by step with a large package on his back, and his movements were exactly the same as Li Shimin.

Li Shimin was okay, after all, he was a little lighter. He was a fat man who rode from Tianzhu to Datang for several days in a row, and his whole body was about to fall apart.

"Yo, Lao Li and Lao Cheng, have you two gone whoring? Why is it like this? 99

Ye Yu came out of the farmhouse with a smile when he heard the movement, and stretched out his hand, a golden light emitting a little bit, Li Shimin and Cheng Yaojin suddenly felt numb, and the wound healed at a very fast speed.

And the little empress beside him looked at the elephant next to Li Shimin and immediately lit up, exclaimed and ran over.

"Thank you sir, I am finally resurrected.

"It's so cool, if it weren't for Mr. Cheng, I would have died in bed.

Li Shimin and Cheng Yaojin did some physical activity, and suddenly felt relieved.

"Okay, don't play tricks, come in and eat.

Ye Yu rolled his eyes, beckoned and walked in slowly.

"Sir, come and have a taste, this is the special food that I brought back from Tianzhu." Li Shimin walked to the pavilion, beckoned Cheng Yaojin, immediately opened the package, and took out two boxes of yellow and orange curry.

"Is this food from Tianzhu? It's a little fragrant." Wang Ben glanced curiously, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Brother Wang Ben, come and try it." Cheng Yaojin grinned and said, "These things are specially made by the chefs in Tianzhu. Although the food is not as delicious as the food here, it tastes spicy. No flavor!"

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Seeing this, Ye Yu took a deep breath and looked at Cheng Yaojin in horror: "You dare to eat Tianzhu's food, Lao Cheng, do you have such a heavy taste? 35

"What's this?" Cheng Yaojin raised his eyebrows, dug out a spoonful of curry and stuffed it into his mouth: "Isn't it just a little spicy, you have eaten hot pot here for so long, sir, what is this spicy taste? "

"The point is not spicy." Ye Yu looked at Cheng Yaojin like a monster: "Do you know how Tianzhu people go to the toilet?"

"Tianzhu people are more environmentally friendly. They don't like to use tableware and chopsticks to eat, and they don't like to use paper when going to the toilet. They like to wash their butts with their left hands, and then eat with their right hands. Front

"Of course, the cook who cooks for you must be using both hands, so you understand?

"what?"

Cheng Yaojin felt like he had eaten shit when he was struck by lightning, and he covered his stomach and vomited on the spot.

Li Shimin's stomach was even more turbulent, his face was ashen, especially when he remembered that he had eaten a lot of these things as food before, but he jumped with anger.

"Bastard, bastard, why are these goddamn Tianzhu people so unhygienic?

"MLGB, I will definitely cut off the claws of these Tianzhu people when I go back this time!

"They dare to use shit... vomit..."

Li Shimin scolded and vomited at the same time, Cheng Yaojin even vomited bile while squatting by the small river, Ying Zheng and others were both funny and pitiful.

Several people looked at each other in dismay, and at the same time decided in their hearts that they would not provoke the country of Tianzhu in the future, even if they could destroy them, they would not go.

Again, they believe in 300 million gods, and they cook with their ass-touching hands. This country is simply too weird. Fortunately, Li Shimin tried poison for them this time, otherwise they might be the ones who make a fool of themselves today.

Ying Zheng and others gave Li Shimin a thumbs up with emotion.

"My brother Shimin is still you brave, you dare to eat anything made by the people of Tianzhu, and a true warrior dares to face the bleak life. 39

"I don't want Shimin's brother to have such a heavy taste. I will never touch this alien food again. Who knows what strange 0.6 things they add when they cook."5

"Brother Shimin is still awesome!"

Li Er vomited out his bile, he squatted on the ground crying and said weakly: "Several brothers, don't talk about it, I have the heart to die now."

"I swear that I will cut off the claws of those Tianzhu chefs after I go back this time. No, all the claws of the Tianzhu people will be cut off, so don't contaminate the food."

"Hahaha, it's not." Ye Yu said with a smile: "It's a traditional virtue of people to eat it if you don't clean it. People in Tianzhu also think that eating cow urine and cow dung can cure all diseases. Maybe you have eaten it, haven't you been poisoned to death?"5

Li Shimin and Cheng Yaojin changed their expressions when they heard the words, thinking of the strange food they had eaten in Tianzhu before, their stomachs were churning again.

"Yuck~"