I, the Lord of God, recruit witches to make money

Shiraishi was a little surprised.

Usually there is only one order per month. When did the spirit hunting system become so fond of him?

An order was sent in early May, and another order came in today.

He clicked on the order and pulled directly to the bounty bar at the bottom, losing the smile on his face.

The lowest price for an LV.1 order is 110,000 yen, commonly known as a junk order.

Strangely enough, someone would reward him with hundreds of yen for his short video on YouTube, and the joy would last for ten minutes or even half an hour.

Taking an order from Shou Ling, a trip worth 110,000 yen would make him feel like he had eaten a fly in Malatang, making him vomit and unhappy.

Seeing that the seconds on the order were decreasing, he considered that the three of them had never seen evil spirits before, so he chose to take the order this time, "Exterminate spirits, by the way, why not use this to make a short film about evil spirits? video."

The road in Shiraishi's previously blocked and groggy mind suddenly became unobstructed, and he felt refreshed and inspired.

It’s not that no one has made short videos to popularize evil spirits, but different people make them and give people different feelings.

What's more, there are thousands of YouTube bloggers who want to find an idea that no one has photographed before, and they probably live-streamed eating rice fields while standing upside down.

No, someone has already tried that, but it's just on a special paid channel where the female anchor performs the tasks assigned by the host.

The flames of the inner ghost suddenly burst out, and he shouted: "Komori, Oniryuin, and Kannagi, there are new orders. You must gather at the door."

boom!

Kiryuin Miya punched the iron block with one punch and did not continue. She picked up the towel on the side and began to wipe her face, neck, and then her arms. She turned her back to Shiraishi, pulled open her tights with one hand, and wiped her chest. .

Then put the basin in the water to wash it clean and wipe the sweat on the back instead.

The lower body does not need to be wiped.

Her sweat was mainly concentrated on her upper body, with very little sweat on her lower body.

Throwing the towel back into the basin, she quickly put on her top and walked towards Shiraishi. Her almond-shaped eyes were full of anticipation and she asked: "Lord God, what is the order this time?"

Shiraishi said truthfully: "Go to a high school to remove spirits."

…

Tokyo, Arakawa Ward.

Classes at the private Guanghui University are suspended today.

Students and teachers were sent home, and the campus was deserted with no one inside.

Even the principal ran away decisively, leaving only people from the police station patrolling outside to prevent anyone brave enough to climb over the wall and run in.

It’s not that the police department is overly worried, it’s that some people’s brain circuits are different from ordinary people. They dare to pretend to be experts and do whatever they want to gain attention based on their partial knowledge of evil spirits.

The end result is that the evil spirit will suck all the flesh and blood out of his body.

In the end, the family members of the deceased still blame the police department for their inaction.

In order to avoid similar incidents from happening, the police department has set a rule that no residents are allowed to approach places with evil spirits before the arrival of the extraordinary person who takes the order.

As for strange things, monsters, and spirits, when people in the police station encounter them, they all hate their parents for having two legs, so how can they care whether the citizens want to kill them or not.

"Isn't that guy here yet?"

The young man muttered and rubbed his hands, "I feel the cold air around me has become heavier. Senior, has that evil spirit evolved to LV.2?"

"Young people should go to those places less and replenish their kidneys more often if they have nothing to do."

The middle-aged man calmly lit a cigarette, "It takes time for evil spirits to evolve, especially this new evil spirit. It killed six girls in one go. There is no risk of leaving the toilet until dark."

"What about after dark?"

"This is Tokyo." The man reminded that by taking the subway, it would take less than an hour and a half to get here. How could it not be solved before dark? "Wait a minute, what are you doing?"

When he saw a strange person, he stopped paying attention to the younger generation and instead called them to stop.

Shiraishi stopped, took out his mobile phone, called up the interface and said: "I am an extraordinary person who takes orders."

"Oh, let's go in." The man took a look at the interface to make sure it was OK, and took a few more glances.

The young man came forward and said with an expression that I understand the seniors: "They are so beautiful, they look like celebrities. The extraordinary ones are so good and enviable."

"Idiot, I don't see them as beautiful."

The middle-aged man rolled his eyes. He was not a lecherous person. It was strange to look at him more. The lineup of this exorcist was a bit weird. Not to mention the three, there was actually a disabled girl in a wheelchair.

…

"Am I really too weird?"

Aoi Komori was sitting in a wheelchair, her expression somewhat unconfident. She hadn't been outside for a long time to interact with people, and she always felt that the police officer's questioning was all her fault.

"It has nothing to do with sister." Komori Jun said hurriedly.

"Yes, police interrogation is a necessary procedure when removing spirits. There are always some people who are full and want to see what the evil spirits look like."

Shiraishi helped explain without looking at the school map. He took out his mobile phone and said, "Kiryuin, help me take your mobile phone and take a short video."

"OK." Miyo Kiryuin shouted, grabbed her phone, and shot a short video horizontally.

"Hi~ Nice to meet you all, I am Nohara, a 100% pure new blogger."

Shiraishi faced the camera with a sunny smile. He didn't mind appearing without makeup, "This is a certain school. For privacy reasons, we won't introduce the school in detail. Today I want to teach you about evil spirits and how to get rid of them." the process of."

"Lord God, what is an evil spirit?"

Kannagi Rin squeezed in front of the camera. She was wearing a peacock mask to prevent others from recognizing her. The smile on her face was more natural than Shiraishi's, and she couldn't tell the helplessness in her heart.

She had zero interest in shooting short videos, but the Lord God was very interested, so she had no choice but to cooperate.

Who makes him the Lord God?

Komori Aoi couldn't see the expressions of the two people and could distinguish the tone of conversation.

Whether it is the Corridor Immortal or the proud eldest lady, the tone is different from usual, very exaggerated, and it is twice as funny as it reminds of the image of the past.

She tried hard to hold back her laughter so as not to affect the filming.

Komori Jun kept watching her sister's expression and found that she didn't have the loneliness at home on her face, and felt very happy.

The last time I pushed my sister out was three years ago. When my father rarely had free time from work, the family walked around Nohara City along the streets.

If it weren't for the Lord God's guarantee this time, my sister wouldn't have agreed to go out just relying on her words.

Jun Komori is very grateful, and now he has no idea how to repay this kindness.

"...That's what the so-called evil spirits are."

Shiraishi squeezed the time, narrating and adding gags, which took a full seven minutes. Naturally, he wanted to delay such a long time, so he wanted to enrich the content to more than ten minutes, so that he could insert two advertisements and make money.

"This is the school toilet. Next is the first time for the three knights to remove spirits. Will they be able to go smoothly?"

The camera was shown to the window of the toilet, where a face was pasted. It was dark, long and straight, with a pale complexion. You could see the wall behind it, and its big eyes looked down at several people.

ps: Thanks to fantasy-loving passerby A for tipping