I, The Max-Level Child Brother, Shocked The Whole Network!
Chapter 31 This Is The Top Novice Protection! Those Who Know How To Fish Are Silent...
The uncle looked at Lin Yi in front of him and put his fingers in the water, moving them from time to time...
Create signs that something alive has fallen into the water.
This operation really amused the uncle...
That classic line also comes to mind!
"Da Shachun! What are you going to do!!"
It’s so stupid to be a fish!
The uncle didn't pay attention to Lin Yi anymore. He was making trouble here, but he couldn't disturb the place where he made his nest.
However, the uncle's live broadcast room also suddenly attacked the uncle who had been in the Air Force all morning.
The uncle also found a reason.
"Who marked this place? There's a fish in the ass!"
“There are absolutely no fish in this place!!”
Just as the uncle finished speaking... Lin Yi's hand was suddenly bitten by a fish.
Lin Yi quickly pinched the fish's mouth with another finger, lifted it out of the water, and threw the fish onto the shore.
The uncle who heard the commotion turned his attention to Lin Yi who was standing aside.
Seeing Lin Yi catch a fish with one hand...
The uncle who just wanted to continue to refute the live broadcast room and said that there are no resources here fell silent!
Any words he wanted to refute stopped abruptly.
This slap in the face came a little too fast, catching him off guard!
The scene was awkward for a while.
When the uncle saw Lin Yi fishing with bare hands in his live broadcast room, everyone went crazy!
"Brother Kid: Dog barking? Just now I thought I heard someone say there are no fish here?"
"Hahahahahahahaha, eating fish will make you smarter, just this one...I need to braise it in braised sauce to make sure, brother kid, bring it to me!"
"This time...my cerebellum stem has shrunk!"
"Damn it! I just said there are novices in the fishing world to protect you!"
"It's just a trap set by cunning fish! Throw him away!"
"I remember that I could catch fish without any equipment. Now...we have to make nests, provide bait, and have hundreds of fishing rods. Almost every day, the air force..."
"Those who can fish...and those who can't fish are both silent!"
"Let me tell you, Jiang Taigong is a bit conservative when it comes to fishing!"
"Is this the legendary novice protection period? Are you sure it's not a doting period?"
"............"
The uncle was embarrassed by Lin Yi's behavior!
Live fishing has been laughed at by netizens for half a month.
The Air Force is off duty and no one is fishing around. He can still say that there are no fish in this place...
But... Lin Yi is here now, he doesn't even need a fishhook, he just catches the fish!
Under the uncle's silence, netizens in the live broadcast room laughed even louder.
"Hahahahaha, come on, what reason does the air force uncle have to use today?"
"The reason for the past two days was that there were no fish, the fish were allergic to the hooks, and the fish were picky eaters... Let's find a good reason today!"
"Previously, He Qiang was certified as the Great Fishing Emperor and has yet to return. Now, an uncle has been certified as the Great Air Force Emperor and returned empty-handed!"
"The one upstairs rhymes so much, is it going to be on the show?"
"Why is uncle's face swollen?"
"Uncle, if you don't open it again, maybe you won't be able to fly in the air force during the novice protection period in your next life!"
"............"
Audiences in the live broadcast room come to sign in every day to watch the uncle of the Air Force every day.
They thought the uncle was deliberately trying to create a show effect.
But... as they watch every day, the uncle's equipment is getting better and better day by day.
From the beginning, I was reluctant to even build a nest, and even reluctant to buy bait...
Now I throw in a few spoonfuls of corn every now and then to make a nest, which is a magical bait used by various fishing netizens.
Still not a single fish was caught, even the place was changed every day.
The appearance of Lin Yi today has confirmed that the uncle was not deliberately looking for a place without fish...
But the uncle is really a fish insulator! !
The uncle was also a little angry.
"Maybe he's a fish with a bad brain! Smart fish never take the bait!"
"Yes, it's not that I have a bad brain, it's that this fish is a piranha!"
"Yeah! That must be the case."
The uncle's explanation made the audience in the live broadcast room even happier.
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”
"You can't even catch a fish, do you think fish have bad brains?"
"You told me that there are piranhas in the parks of first-tier cities?"
"Uncle, open your eyes and see clearly, what kind of fish is that?"
"Why don't we stop fishing? If you don't have any talent in this area, then don't waste your time!"
"............"
The audience in the live broadcast room went from laughing to persuading the uncle to give up fishing.
After all, the air force flies every day, is it still interesting to fish like this?
The uncle was a little unhappy. He looked at Lin Yi and forced a smile.
"Kid, this fish of yours is a piranha!"
"If you can't eat, can you leave him to your uncle?"
In the live broadcast room, when they saw the uncle coaxing the children, they were not happy, and they started to criticize the uncle through barrages.
"I was born! I even lied to a child!"
"Can't eat it? I'll leave it to you? Do you want it braised or steamed?"
"You are invincible, uncle. If you can't catch a fish, you have to lie to the kid!"
"What a disgrace to the fisherman! Hahahahahahaha..."
"Fishermen are definitely not in the air force, right? Last time you took my cow away, please return it quickly!"
"Brother, don't believe him!"
"............"
Lin Yi also heard the uncle's far-fetched explanation to the audience in the live broadcast room... and he came to lie to him that it was a piranha?
The fish is stupid...is this a piranha?
Everyone can recognize this fish...
What's more, his memories of two lives really treat him as an eight-year-old child?
Lin Yi brought the fish to his uncle and said, "Uncle, he won't bite me."
"This doesn't seem to be a piranha, right?"
"My mother told me it was a carp!"
"Uncle, why is your fish box empty? It seems like the fish are too smart, right?"
Lin Yi pointed to a box with an oxygen pump running and clean water nearby.
Lin Yi didn't need to think about it, this must be the box that the uncle was preparing to put the fish in.
Lin Yi's rebuttal and words pointing at the box made the uncle silent again...
Okay... okay now.
It doesn’t matter if you can’t catch the fish, you can’t deceive the children through the live broadcast, and the children pointed at the fish box and mocked them for not being able to catch the fish...
How can you live with dignity?
No more fun! The corpse is a little uncomfortable...
The uncle really wants to find a river that can be re-opened. In his next life, he will take advantage of the novice protection period to fish vigorously! !
Catch the fish, spit in the fish's mouth and throw it back!
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed crazy when they heard Lin Yi's retort to the uncle's words!
"Hahahahahahahaha, I'm laughing so hard."
"Uncle, what a shame. Children can't be deceived and fish can't be caught!"
"Little brother, you did a great job!"
"Silence the uncle!"
"Let me translate for you, what Brother Xiaozi said: No, no, no, there is someone who can't even catch a stupid fish, right?"
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha, kid brother is so outrageous, uncle is actually being ridiculed by kid brother!"
"Restart, Air Force Emperor!!"
"Little brother, run quickly. This Air Force Sky Demon is stunned. He will throw you into his nest later..."
"............"
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