I, The Max-Level Child Brother, Shocked The Whole Network!

Chapter 38 Child Brother Ancestor: The Novice Protection Period Is Your Lie! !

After dinner, Lin Yi and his family watched today's news on Shanghai TV in front of the TV.

The anchor on the TV began to report on the discovery of the bomb park.

"Today, in the center of the Magic City, the river in the old park is pumping water to catch fish, and the surrounding residents are participating in fishing."

"But something horrifying happened. According to real-time information from a police officer at a nearby police station, an eight-year-old primary school student found an old-style melon grenade and a mortar bomb in the creek!"

"Now they are destroyed at fixed points in safe areas in the wild. Grenades have failed due to long-term soaking, and mortar shells can still be detonated."

"Now the park has been completely blocked. As you can see, there are warning lines around the park, and relevant departments are still in the river to conduct emergency rescue operations!"

"............"

Lin Yun and Zhang Yinyin were in front of the TV when they saw the news and the familiar park.

Naturally, I knew it was the female police officer who came to the door in the afternoon and told me about it.

Hearing the host say that mortar bombs can still detonate, Lin Yun choked on his drink.

really...

This son of his has gone through hell.

If Lin Yi is messing around and playing with stones, or playing with them by roasting them over the fire...

I guess the residents in this area can see grandma waving to them.

Lin Yun quickly turned off the TV.

Thinking about it, out of sight is out of mind...

As a result, when I turned on my phone, the hot searches on my phone were all about his son...

[Is this the novice protection period for anglers? You can fish with your bare hands! 】

[Tai Gong Jiang is reincarnated, this is the highlight of his life! 】

[The full-level fishing holy body is also available! The new emperor after Emperor He Qiang, who has not yet returned to the fishing world! 】

[Brother, the outrageous kid, brought a cannonball into the police station and frightened the policewoman! 】

【Shock! Brother Kid caught the second battalion commander's Italian cannon shell by fishing! 】

【............】

See this dazzling array of hot searches.

Everyone in Lin Yun was dumbfounded...

Is this kid in his family really destined to become an internet celebrity?

It's a hot search every now and then...

Lin Yun opened the hot searches, and the first one was about Lin Yi showing off his unique skill of fishing with bare hands!

Lin Yun was actually curious. He remembered that Lin Yi said that he caught the two fish that Lin Yi brought back with his bare hands and without hooks.

He knew his son couldn't lie.

He really didn't believe...you could catch fish with bare hands!

But... when I opened the video, I saw Lin Yi click a few times on the water, and the fish bit his hand.

Lin Yun was silenced.

"Fuck...is this okay?"

Lin Yun's pupils dilated and he looked at Lin Yi, who was playing with his phone and watch.

Lin Yun even suspected that his son was the reincarnation of Jiang Taigong.

Did he remember Jiang Taigong's fishing story... He could catch fish with a straight hook without bait.

But Lin Yi was even more outrageous. He tapped the water twice with his bare hands, and the fish was hooked.

How can Jiang Taigong take the bait when he is fishing?

This is a rush to take the bait!

Lin Yun watched the video over and over again.

Under the comment area of ​​the video, many fishermen broke their defenses!

"I can't stand it anymore. I was scolded by my wife when I came home from the Air Force today. I feel even more desperate when I see this video!"

"I'm thinking... if I use this kid to make nests, will I catch more and more?"

"Excuse me! The one upstairs is too punished. I dare you to think that Brother Xiaozi is considered a small Internet celebrity after all. If you understand him, you won't be afraid of people dragging you to build a nest to catch sharks?"

"No... How can Brother Kid know everything? Is this novice's protection period so outrageous? Even if he is so good at playing football, are you going to kill me, Brother Kid!"

"I admit that Brother Xiaozi is very good at fishing with bare hooks, but let me tell you, this Douyin requires more practice!"

"............"

Lin Yun watched many videos touting Lin Yi as a fishing saint.

Lin Yun was also a little confused...

His son sings, fishes, cooks rice, plays football, and has courage that other children don't have.

Is it really like what netizens said?

How difficult is it?

Is it possible that his son is really a full-level kid brother?

The comments section under the video about Lin Yi catching a cannonball was even more lively.

Many netizens were dumbfounded after hearing the news host's narration about Lin Yi catching a cannonball while fishing, and the video of Lin Yi taking the cannonball to the police station to frighten the policewoman.

"Huh? No...novice protection period, this is how you play, right?"

"Actually, I thought it was nothing at first, but when I heard that it could be detonated, I was dumbfounded!"

"This is outrageous. Are all the novice protectors of human cubs so upright now?"

"Hahahahahahaha, when I saw the policewoman saying that I was scared, I laughed unkindly. It was as if the kid wasn't afraid!"

"There is no protection period for novices. They are all the ancestors of the little brother in the underworld. They kowtowed together in front of the Lord of Hell and added hundreds of years of labor contracts to protect the only seedling!"

"Child brother, ancestor: the novice protection period is your lie!"

"............"

Lin Yun simply stopped reading the news.

The more I looked at him, the more frightened he became...

....

At this time, in a community, the uncle who had not yet broken the curse of the Air Force was drinking a small drink at home in depression.

Watching the news video of the exploded mortar shell, the uncle couldn't sit still.

The whole person's pupils were dilated.

You know, if the mortar shell was going to explode in the river where he was found, he would probably have to say goodbye by the river!

Looking at the bottom of the video, a lot of people are talking about Brother Xiaozi’s novice protection period.

The uncle became curious about Lin Yi.

Because of Lin Yi's appearance, his originally peaceful live broadcast room this morning became very lively.

The number of people mocking him also doubled.

The uncle searched for the full-level kid brother on Douyin...

The news I saw was nothing but fishing with bare hands today and taking cannonballs to the police station.

There are many football accounts posting about Kid Brother.

The uncle remembered that when Lin Yi asked him to borrow a fishhook today, he was holding a football!

The uncle watched the video carefully...

[The future of the national football team! Brother Xiaozi’s rainbow is extraordinary! 】

[The unparalleled pace and top-notch dribbling will make adults feel ashamed! 】

[You have a big heart at a young age. How dare you take a penalty kick against an adult goalkeeper? ! 】

【............】

The uncle watched the video with these titles.

Open it and see Lin Yi's kicking action in the video.

Although he doesn't play football, he is a fan of the World Cup every four years!

Whether the kick is strong or not can be seen at a glance!

Seeing Lin Yi's smart dribbling, he was able to dribble past an adult.

He's even better than an adult in 1V1!

Did he know that the child was only about eight years old? !

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