I, the salted fish boyfriend of the school flower goddess

“Lu Yan, let me tell you something.” After sending Fang Yifan back to the ordinary class with Lu Yan Lin Lei’er, Qiao Yingzi pulled Lu Yan and said hesitantly.

As soon as Lu Yan heard it, he knew that she was ready to confess, so he let Lin Leier go first.

Really.

As soon as Lin Lei’er left, Qiao Yingzi told how Fang Yifan fooled her yesterday and cheated a sleeping pill from her hand.

“Lu Yan, what do you say I should do now?” Qiao Yingzi has a little headache, if this matter is known to her mother and Aunt Wen Jie, let alone Fang Yifan, she herself will not be able to eat and go.

Lu Yan shrugged: “If you can hide it, you can hide it, if you can’t hide it, you don’t know it in advance.” ”

“Well, you’re right.” Qiao Yingzi agreed, and then huffed

“In the future, I can’t believe the nonsense of this guy Fang Monkey, what are you doing!”

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During the morning class, Lu Yan dozed off.

When I woke up, I found that it was already half past nine.

He quickly took out his mobile phone and opened the stock trading software.

Find Huixing Technology in the position and click on it.

In less than a minute, the stock price soared 2%, Lu Yan looked at his profit and loss, and the red number showed +65727!

At this point, the rally has not stopped.

The stock price is still climbing fast!

Ten minutes later, Huixing Technology really went up and down directly as predicted by the system!

This wave, Lu Yan made nearly 320,000!

Just as he was happy, Qiao Weidong sent a message from Weixin: “Lu Yan, have you seen the market?” Huixing Technology is up and down today! How’s that, you didn’t make less, did you? ”

Lu Yan smiled, he was worried that there was no place to pretend, wasn’t this sent to the door?

So he directly took a screenshot of the profit and loss of the position, sent it to Qiao Weidong, and typed at the same time: “Small profit and small profit, and Uncle Qiao cannot be compared.” ”

After a while, Qiao Weidong returned with a blood-vomiting expression: “You kid don’t bury me, I just regret it now, I regret it very much, I originally bought Huixing Technology before, but I sold it all yesterday, and I lost tens of thousands of yuan.” ”

Lu Yan remembered a joke in his previous life and joked: “Uncle Qiao, the water in the stock market is too deep, you can’t grasp it, so let me come.” ”

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On the other side, when Qiao Weidong saw this sentence, he couldn’t laugh or cry, not to mention, this Lu Yan is quite interesting, and it is very appetite for him.

“Is it? So if I call your class teacher now and report you for playing with your mobile phone in class, do you say I can’t grasp it? ”

Lu Yan: “It’s useless to report (Spread hands), the teacher has long ignored me.” ”

Qiao Weidong: “Your academic performance is so poor? Did the teachers give up on you? No, then why are you in the sprint class like my family Yingzi? Got a relationship at home? ”

Lu Yan: “Didn’t Yingzi tell you, in the placement test a few days ago, I took the first place in the whole grade, with full marks in all languages, plus comprehensive science, with a total score of 747.” ”

“…”In the most bland tone, say the most pretentious words, really no one.

Qiao Weidong was speechless for a long time.

Handsome, rich at home, good at studying, this stinky boy still doesn’t let others live?

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After the second class, Lu Yangang was about to go to the toilet, but the school radio reminded all teachers and students to go to the playground to do recess exercises.

A few days ago, because of the senior year exam, this sport has not been launched, and today is the first time since this semester.

Li Meng walked into the class at this time: “Everyone heard the radio, right?” Okay, go down, no one is allowed to be absent. ”

“Yes.” The students answered, and then walked to the playground one after another.

Qiao Yingzi saw Lu Yan sitting on the seat without moving, and ran over to call him: “Go, why are you sitting stupidly?” ”

Lu Yan seemed to see a savior, and hurriedly asked: “So, Yingzi, how many sets of radio gymnastics is our school doing now?” ”

“The third set, wasn’t this set in your previous high school?” Qiao Yingzi was curious.

“The third set? What is the third set? Lu Yan was a little confused.

He only knew that the second set of eagles took off and the era was calling, and in his previous life he had done these two sets, and he had never heard of the third set.

Qiao Yingzi saw his expression and was surprised: “Won’t it? You really haven’t done this before? ”

Lu Yan smiled bitterly and nodded.

Qiao Yingzi was happy in his heart, and finally found something that Lu Yan this guy couldn’t do, and while pulling the short sleeves of his school uniform to walk outside, he thoughtfully said:

“It won’t matter, I’ll be in the column next to you later, try to stand in the front of your right, and then you can follow me.”

“That’s it.” Lu Yan had already made up his mind, and he would casually gesture a few times later, barely touching the fish.

Soon, the two arrived at the playground, and as soon as they stood up, they saw Fang Yifan, who was staring at the class fans next door, still looking like he hadn’t woken up.

“Square monkey doesn’t matter, right? When this is the case, why don’t you ask the teacher for a leave and don’t do the exercise? Qiao Yingzi said worriedly.

“It is estimated that their class teacher, like Teacher Li, also informed that he could not be absent.” Lu Yan guessed.

There is no way, Qiao Yingzi can only keep an eye on Fang Yifan’s situation at all times, in case something goes wrong with him.

However, after the third set of middle school students’ radio gymnastics dance began to move, she almost forgot about Fang Yifan, and just focused on doing exercises while watching Lu Yan’s crappy and loose movements and laughing.

Huang Zhitao was standing in the position behind Lu Yan’s right, and when he saw Lu Yan’s actions, he was also holding back a smile.

At this time, the voice of the system suddenly sounded in Lu Yan’s mind!

【Ding! It is detected that the host is lazy when doing recess exercises, and meets the salted fish standard, and the reward: strength +3, salted fish point +300].

In an instant, Lu Yan felt that his body was full of strength, as if it was not a problem to carry a large bucket of pure water to the eighteenth floor.

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ps: The first more, read the comments, it seems that the number of votes for a single heroine and a multi-female protagonist is similar, I personally must be inclined to multi-woman, after all, a female protagonist is easy to write long and not fresh, after adding other TV series in, it is always impossible to avoid interacting with the heroine in the play, if you don’t accept it, it’s a gift to the girl….

It’s too hard.

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