I, the shame of the Uchiha, am actually the darkness of the ninja world?

The old man was so angry that he was beaten.

"Damn it!"

"This son of a bitch knows how to find someone to take the blame at such a young age. What will happen when he grows up?!"

Uchiha Ying easily shook off Xian Er with a Flying Thunder God Technique. After stroking his chin and thinking for a while, he figured out the cause and effect of this matter.

Too shitty!

You didn't call me when you blew up the manure pit, but you thought of me when it's your turn to take the blame?

Although I don't worry about this because I have too many debts, if you do this, don't blame me...

Hehehehe!

Uchiha Ying had a sly smile on his face, but he was thinking secretly in his heart.

I used to blow up manure pits and cow dung when I was a kid before I traveled through time. How come I forgot the tradition after traveling through time and only knew to invite people to take a bath?

When a person is most relaxed, there is a sudden thunder, followed by a storm.

Isn't this more exciting than just taking a bath?

Hiss! ——

Could it be that this time of rebirth has made my brain stupid?

A trace of worry flashed across Uchiha Ying's face, and then it quickly disappeared.

Forget it, it's just a little wisdom, it's more important to teach my son a lesson first...

...

It's night.

Uchiha clan leader's residence.

Uchiha Ying turned into a shadow and merged into the night, quietly sneaking into the room, leaving the mark of the Flying Thunder God technique on the sleeping Uchiha 'Tobirama'.

Then he left the room and waited quietly at the foot of the wall in the yard.

Here it comes!

Hearing the subtle sound coming from behind the wall, Uchiha Ying immediately threw a detonator as thick as a baby's arm into the hole that had been dug in advance with the earth escape technique.

Boom! !

There was an obvious tremor on the ground.

There was a faint sound of water behind the wall, and even a stream of thick yellow-brown substance gushed out from outside the yard, accompanied by a foul smell that came with the wind.

Uchiha Ying's figure flashed, and in the blink of an eye, he appeared at the crime scene with Uchiha 'Tobirama' who was awakened and sleepy.

He left quickly when he didn't notice, and did not forget to leave some fragmentary materials for making detonators at his feet.

"Hmm... so smelly... this is..."

Uchiha 'Tobirama' smelled the stench from his nose, frowned and pinched his nose, and then found the fragmentary materials at his feet.

One of the parts seems to be very similar to the fuse on a firecracker...

"'Tobirama', did you do this?"

"You're not sleeping in the middle of the night, it's just nonsense! Look at how you learned from your unreliable second father..."

Uchiha Fugaku came to the yard in his pajamas.

Looking at the horrible crime scene with soup and mud, his eyebrows were raised, especially when he saw Uchiha 'Tobirama' and the fuse in his hand, the black lines on his face became solid.

This little son seems to be useless, let's create a new account!

"I..."

Uchiha 'Tobirama' followed Uchiha Fugaku's line of sight and looked at the fuse in his hand, and opened his mouth in confusion.

He remembered that he slept well and didn't know anything!

"What do you mean you!"

"Itachi was so shocked by you that he flew out of the bathroom!"

Uchiha Fugaku stared at Uchiha 'Tobirama' and scolded.

He walked out of the room as soon as he heard the noise, and saw his eldest son flying out of the bathroom with his butt covered, drawing a beautiful arc in the air.

In the sparse and terrible bathroom, there was still a slowly receding firelight.

If he doesn't teach his younger son a lesson, he might just send his brother away next time! ?

Damn Jie!

It's fine that he made a fool of himself, but he also taught his younger son to be like this!

"Father... Father, I'm fine."

Itachi walked over with his legs weak, holding on to the wall, and shook his head at Uchiha Fugaku.

When he looked at his Oudoudou, his eyes were full of complicated emotions.

Oudoudou was so cute when he was a child, why did he become like this when he grew up?

"Wow!~"

"I didn't do it, I didn't do it..."

Uchiha 'Tobirama' opened his mouth and burst into tears.

He didn't want to be hated by his favorite Onii-chan!

…

“Hehehe!”

“The detonator is powerful, but it’s still far inferior to the explosive release…”

Uchiha Kage said with a wicked smile.

If there are enemies he doesn’t like in the future, he’ll have to suffer!

The explosive release alone is powerful, but if you add these mental damages…

Hahahaha

!

"Hmm... Next week, the new students of Hinata's class will start school..."

Uchiha Kage was lying on the bed, thinking wildly.

This time, because of his existence, Konoha did not fall into weakness due to the Nine-Tails Night, nor did the Hidden Cloud Village sneak into Konoha to kidnap Hinata in order to seek the Byakugan of the Hyuga clan.

And Hyuga Hiashi was wary of him like a thief, fearing that his little girl would be abducted by him.

However, he was secretly making trouble.

He had contacted Hinata several times with his real identity.

Although the name of this 'Uchiha Kage' Liu Beishu Dazu is not very good, his appearance is justice!

Without the drama of the hero saving the beauty and the secret love in the original work, could he still not eat meat?

Anyway, the sack was prepared long ago.

Thinking about it, Uchiha Kage fell asleep in Tsunade's arms.

...

April 6, Monday.

It is beneficial to make friends.

Uchiha Ying put down his pen, nodded with satisfaction, and closed the new almanac he wrote.

God is still on his side.

However, he is no longer a student of the Ninja School, and he still needs to create opportunities for contact.

"Let's open a hot pot restaurant in front of the school!"

Uchiha Ying clapped his hands and made a happy decision.

There is no need to learn any specific cooking skills, just adjust the unified standard hot pot base, and use whatever ingredients you have!

Simple! Easy! And delicious!

Yes, as he grows older, Uchiha Ying's taste has gradually changed.

Compared with his childhood love of sweets, Uchiha Ying now has no taboos on meat and vegetables, sweet and sour, bitter and spicy, of course, the premise is that it is delicious!

That morning, the wealthy Uchiha Ying had already bought the store, and the hot pot base was also very simple, mainly spicy.

As long as it is fragrant and spicy enough, it is delicious even if you want to fry the soles of shoes!

The Uchiha Kage, who knew most of the people in Konoha, had a strong relationship with them.

In just one day, the Uchiha Kage called the decoration team, recruited good employees, and contacted the food suppliers for the kitchen after the opening...

Everything is ready. Once the store is decorated, it can be opened for business!

"Hinata, Ino, Tenten..."

Hehehe!

Eat more and take more. My second brother will definitely be invincible in the world in the future!

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