I, the shame of the Uchiha, am actually the darkness of the ninja world?

The sound of knocking on the door was heard.

Uchiha Kage frowned in annoyance, moved his position, and just lifted a corner of the soft pillow to cover his ears, he heard the key words.

His eyelids opened immediately!

I don't even eat beef anymore, who the hell dares to cheat on me!

"It's the little guy you beat around the village yesterday..."

Tsunade pointed to the direction of the door with a teasing look on her face, and yawned lazily.

She drank a lot of wine last night, and she was a little lazy in bed.

Squeak——

"Little Tobirama, you only ran one and a half laps out of the fifty yesterday?"

"You look so energetic today, why don't you make up for all the laps you owed yesterday?"

Uchiha Kage opened the door.

He stared at Uchiha Tobirama with an unhappy look.

"You...you!..."

Uchiha Tobirama saw Uchiha Kage opening the door and walking out of his second father's room, his face turned pale, and he fell to the ground.

His second father...he...does he even want men!

Ignoring the pain on his swollen buttocks yesterday, Uchiha Tobirama used his terrified hands and feet to try to shrink back.

"Huh?"

Uchiha Kage was stunned.

Then he opened his Mangekyō Sharingan to sense his son, and his heart instantly turned into rage!

This son not only disturbed his sweet dreams early in the morning.

He cursed himself for being cheated on, and finally regarded himself as a perverted male T? !

"Little 'Tobirama', you are already more than six years old this year."

"When your dear Onii-chan was your age, he had already been... ugh, it was under my hard training that he worked very hard to become stronger..."

Uchiha Ying said with a kind smile.

He lifted the collar of the terrified Uchiha 'Tobirama' and used the instant body technique to bring him to the training ground.

This beating must be done by the main body himself to relieve his anger!

...

Although Uchiha Ying is flexible in bottom line and thick-skinned.

But in some unimportant things, he is more likely to keep his word.

When he was free, he suddenly remembered that he had promised Senju Tobirama to send him back to the Pure Land.

Uchiha Ying sensed the Flying Thunder God mark left on Senju Tobirama's body, and immediately used the Flying Thunder God technique to appear beside him instantly.

"Hey! The evil-born Senju Tobirama..."

"I came here to fulfill my promise to you to return to the Pure Land. Do you want to say hello to Tsuna?"

Uchiha Kage asked with a chuckle.

"Wait!"

"I still have some things to do in this world..."

Senju Tobirama looked at Uchiha Kage and spoke quickly.

He was worried that he would leave the Ninja World and return to the Pure Land first, leaving his "silly and innocent" brother alone to face the scheming and treacherous Uchiha Madara!

"That won't do. I'm a man of my word!"

Uchiha Kage saw through Senju Tobirama's thoughts at a glance and refused with a firm attitude.

He was still waiting to use the "old ancestor" as a cushion to replace his first wife!

How could he let Senju Tobirama come out to make trouble?

"But don't worry, when Tsuna and I hold the wedding, I will summon you to participate..."

Uchiha Kage chuckled.

Then, in the eyes of Senju Tobirama who was about to speak, he resolutely made a seal to cancel his Impure World Reincarnation Technique.

"Shodaime Hokage, do you want to return to the Pure Land together?"

Uchiha Kage looked at Senju Hashirama who was standing beside him and asked.

"Hahaha~"

"Young man, I still have a lot of things to talk to Madara about..."

Senju Hashirama put his hand on the shoulders of the young version of Uchiha Madara who had a stinky face the whole time, and laughed heartily.

Although his body cannot exert the strength before he was born, Madara is weaker now!

If you have anything to say, just press him down, you have to listen even if you don't want to!

"I'm very sorry, Shodaime Hokage."

"Madara doesn't seem to want to talk to you..."

Uchiha Kage said.

Just as he was about to make a seal, his brows suddenly frowned.

It seems that the Impure World Reincarnation Curse Seal of Senju Hashirama has always been on Senju Tobirama's hand?

"..."

"Shodaime Hokage, I won't bother you. You can go see Tsuna when you have time..."

Uchiha Kage pulled the corner of his mouth.

After saying this with a chuckle, he performed the Flying Thunder God Technique and left instantly.

Forget it.

Let's give the young couple some more time to be alone and reminisce about the past.

He will not give up the Yukito who has already entered his cup for the sake of his wife Kaguya.

The Ten-Tails, which lacks some chakra, needs some time to grow up in order to recover to its complete form.

During this time, let Madara and Hashi's best friends get along well! ~

With the previous trip to the Hyuga clan.

Uchiha Kage finally successfully came into contact with the cute and soft little Hinata.

In fact, if he wants to have some contact, he can have many ways, but he is not afraid that he will scare the already timid little Hinata!

Like now, with Karin as the middleman.

It's only a matter of time to get familiar with each other and even to make a strategy in the future!

...

If there is a long conversation, it will be long, if there is no conversation, it will be short.

Half a year has passed in the blink of an eye, and it is the season of summer cicadas again.

Although in the world before Uchiha Kage was reborn, summer was the off-season for hot pot restaurants.

But for the ninja world, this kind of food that is so delicious that it can even be eaten by the soles of shoes is absolutely not seasonal!

In addition, the store is equipped with air conditioning and various fruit and vegetable cold drinks.

The customer flow is no less than in winter.

"Hinata-chan, you need to eat more to grow up with nutrition!"

Uchiha Kage kept picking up hot pot meat for little Hinata.

Seeing her cute face blushing shyly while eating, the mood became very happy.

In the original drama, little Hinata, who was always afraid to eat a full meal, can grow up.

Now that she can eat a full meal, won't she chase after Tsunade in the future?

"Second Dad, I want it too!"

Seeing this scene, Uchiha 'Tobirama' raised his little face expectantly and looked at Uchiha Kage.

"Eat, eat, eat, you only know how to eat!"

"Why don't you go to the training ground on your own initiative tonight..."

Uchiha Ying said impatiently, showing his double-standard face to the fullest, but still picked up a piece of shabu-shabu meat for his son.

"Tsk!~"

"Idiot!"

Little Karin glanced at Uchiha 'Tobirama' with disdain.

Such a childish game of competing for favors, she, a 'mature adult', doesn't care!

"Hey, Karin has it too..."

Uchiha Ying quickly included little Karin in the feeding army.

At the same time, he glared at Uchiha 'Tobirama' unhappily.

I feed my child bride myself, why are you, a son of a bitch, following me here to join in the fun?

While feeding the three people, a little white snake and a slug in the pocket crawled out one after another.

"Master, the news from Lord Yekura said that the person dressed in Akatsuki attire you mentioned appeared in the Kingdom of Wind..."

Uchiha Kage reached out and took the slug.

The slug quickly began to pass on the message like a pager.

"Tell her not to conflict with the other party, just hand over the tailed beast to the other party... Forget it, I'll go there myself."

Uchiha Kage said, and then quickly changed his mind.

His appearance has reduced the average quality of Akatsuki members a lot. With the space portal, it doesn't take much time for him to go there, so it's better to watch.

"Hinata-chan, Xiaoxianglin, I'm leaving for a while. You can rest here after you finish eating..."

Uchiha Kage said in a gentle voice.

Then he found a waiter in the store to help look after it.

After the arrangement, a space portal was released, and the figure quickly sank into it.

"Eh!?"

"Who the hell asked you to come with me!"

Sand Village

Uchiha Ying looked at Uchiha Tobirama who had come with him by hugging his thigh at the last moment, and kicked him twice in the ass.

You are so good at seizing opportunities, why don’t you awaken your Heavenly Hand Power now!

“Hee!”

“Second Dad, now is the time for our adventure!”

Uchiha Tobirama didn’t care about the spanking at all.

He looked around at the yellow sand all around him, which was completely different from Konoha, and smiled with his missing teeth.

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