I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for gaining +2000 steel value!"

"Ding! The system mall is open!"

In my mind, the sound of the system is so beautiful, at least it makes Su Han feel that today is not in vain.

In the past, living a day counts as a day, and a person is also alive, and a person who is not a person is also alive.

Now that I have a system every day, I feel that Life is going to be enriched.

Su Han thought of some beautiful pictures, but soon he kicked the idea of ​​keeping him single for 10,000 years out of his mind.

"System, open the system mall." Su Han secretly said inwardly.

All of a sudden, in Su Han's mind, the interface of the system mall was automatically unfolded, and rows of goods were displayed in it.

[Thousands of 1,0001 ways, the price: 10,000 steel value. 】

【Shenzhen Bushen Pill for treating kidney deficiency for ten thousand years, price: 100 steel value. 】

[Mark39 suit stolen from Iron Man's house, selling price: 40,000 steel value. 】

[Father's special belt is guaranteed for a hundred years, price: 1000 steel value. 】

[The Mortal Sect’s "Invincible Forging Method", the spike price: 1000 steel value. 】

.....

Seeing the system mall full of weird feelings and the introduction of weird products in it, Su Han just felt a surge of heart.

However, the title is a bit unpleasant, but it does not matter!

Going through the system mall, Su Han found that the 2000 steel points in his hand were only enough to buy the Mortal Sect’s Cultivation Technique, but the name was too low.

"Bought it!" Su Han gritted his teeth and clicked directly to buy.

By the way, I also bought two kidney-tonifying pills.

This thing seems useless, but in reality, it can sell a lot of money!

Produced by the system, it must be a boutique!

This is the iron law!

After the purchase is completed, Su Han has directly deducted 1,200 points for today's harvest.

As the deduction was successful, Su Han's mind was refreshed, and then a message was directly engraved in Su Han's mind.

That is the memory from "Invincible Bodybuilding Law".

"The Cultivation Technique was placed successfully, and it has begun to automatically cultivate..."

Hearing this prompt, Su Han was shocked: "Fuck, is the system so powerful?"

Can it be cultivated automatically?

Invincible!

If this continues, can he become a masterpiece even lying down?

In the next time, Su Han began to formally study the system.

......

And on the other side.

In the three bedrooms and one living room downstairs of Su Han's house, the decoration is very nice, and one person lives in it.

That is Lin Qingyan Fairy.

Coming out of the bathroom, Lin Fairy wore a bathrobe, her exquisite figure, even if she was wrapped in a bathrobe, it was coveted.

Except for A is an exception.

The amazing little face that makes people intoxicated is full of distress.

"Senior Sister, I feel that Su Han is so difficult to master." Lin Qingyan complained to an illusory figure in front of her.

"You don't know, I wanted to accidentally fall behind him today, but this guy fell well, and he flashed directly and avoided me!"

Lin Qingyan's face was bulging.

She tickled her teeth at the thought of today's scene.

Damn it too!

I actually fell down!

Dog man, dog man! ! !

In front of her, there was a woman wearing white plain clothes, her figure was absolutely perfect proportions, and her plain watery face was so perfect that she couldn't find any flaws.

If it were to be described, it would be...

All the country and the city!

It's so beautiful!

Any man will be fascinated by her face as long as he glances at her.

If Lin Qingyan is the perfect goddess of the pure line.

Then this illusory figure in front of me is the perfect goddess of the mature line!

The woman glanced at the younger sister own, and chuckled: "Okay, don't complain, try again tomorrow, if it doesn't work, then I will apply to help you."

Both of them are disciples of Yaochi Sacred Land, and the most frequently appearing heroines in "The World Is Not Worth".

Lin Qingyan came to the sofa and sat down, wondering: "Sister, aren't you going to participate in the Holy Maiden assessment competition in Sacred Land? Can you still come down?"

Holy Maiden, is the title of the highest disciple of the Sacred Land in Yaochi. Those who can win this title are all future high-levels without exception, and the last time they are at the Elder level.

The beautiful woman replied: "It doesn't matter, I just want to come to the human world."

Lin Qingyan nodded: "Oh oh."

"Don't talk about it, I'm going to the master's."

After speaking, the phantom of the woman disappeared.

Of course, this time was also broadcast live, but the dialogue between Lin Qingyan and her senior sister was not broadcast live, because it was an hour and a half of variety show advertising time.

However, it was evening now, Lin Qingyan naturally did not harass Su Han.

Instead, I’m familiar with the conversation among the group of classmates I joined today.

A peaceful and extraordinary night just passed.

the next day.

Su Han got up at six o'clock as usual. After breakfast, Su Han went to school.

Today is a peaceful morning, without Lin Qingyan's harassment, Su Han feels very refreshed.

The only uncomfortable thing is probably because the brush is not worth the steel!

"Brother Han!"

Just as Su Han passed a traffic light, the sound of a dog egg suddenly rang next to him.

Su Han turned his head and saw that the dog egg was running towards him excitedly.

Seeing this guy, Su Han instantly became angry. When he came over, Su Han directly turned on the spray mode.

"Good guy, dog, you fucking fool me with a bad video card!"

"This is all right, not only is the graphics card gone, now my computer is gone too!"

Gougan looked dumbfounded, and looked at Su Han's angry appearance, suddenly feeling guilty.

"Is there a problem with that graphics card?"

Su Han stared at the dog egg and said directly: "Nonsense, I went home and plugged in the graphics card and opened my world. It didn't take long for my computer to explode!"

"Dare you say it's not your problem???"

Su Han is heartbroken.

Own computer is so expensive, and as a result... I went back to before liberation overnight.

Gougan just wanted to apologize, and then he thought of something suspiciously: "Brother Han, did you forget to adjust the texture pack back???"

He knew that Su Han’s computer didn’t have a graphics card because he downloaded a texture pack and then burned it because of fun.

Hear the words of the dog egg.

Su Han's angry expression froze for an instant, and after thinking about it, it seemed...probably...it seemed...it really didn't adjust it back.

"Ahem, why are you so excited?" Su Han skipped the topic instantly.

Hearing Su Han's words, Gougan's suspicious expression changed directly. It was an unprecedented excitement!

"Brother Han, let me tell you a good news. My goddess said that I will go shopping with me tonight!"

goddess?

Su Han was puzzled first, and then suddenly, got it.

This is the licking dog that licked the goddess!

No wonder this guy is so excited.

Su Han knows that the dog's egg has been licking the dog in front of him, and his goddess is not someone else, it is Banhua from the class next door.

"How did you lick...hehe, chasing you?" Su Han asked curiously.

Then Gou Dan took out his mobile phone and opened the prestige interface.

Click on a note called the contact person called Goddess.

In the eyes is a large string of characters, all sent to each other by the dog eggs.

And the other party is also very Giving face.

Every time Gougan sends a long message, she will reply back, okay, I see, thank you for your concern, you are such a good person... Wait for a series of professional terms.

"Look, Brother Han, I talked with her at around seven o'clock last night until 12 o'clock in the evening."

Gougan couldn't help being happy, and he kept moving his fingers up, explaining for Su Han from time to time, for fear that he, a single dog, would not understand.

"She sent me eleven voices, and her voice was really too gentle."

"Also, she also asked about the health of my family. You said, is she a good girl?"

On the side, Su Han has a strange expression.

This is so...

Are you sure she is not greeting your family?

Of course, as Goudan's brother, he obviously couldn't interrupt Goudan's fantasies so mercilessly.

Su Han looked down patiently and found...

"Tie Zhu, have you been sick recently? Have you taken the medicine?"

The expression on that big pill is particularly dazzling.

Seeing this pill, Gou Dan explained to Su Han very intimately: "I made a voice last night and accidentally coughed twice. The goddess immediately asked me when she heard it. She was so kind to me."

Brother, you think too much!

Su Han couldn't help but complain.

In the live broadcast room, countless cultivators laughed at this scene.

"Fuck you, is this the real dog licking record?"

"Dogdan! I would like to call you the king of licking!"

"Dogdan: How terrible a persistent dog licking is!"

"Lick the dog, lick the dog, do you really have everything in the end?"

The dog-dancer was still around and forced Lailai to say: "Oh, it's a pity, I can't wait for the goddess of Qingyan, I Tie Zhu will also be the master."

His face is full of regret and emotion, of course, more of it is still sigh.

"Eh Han, do you think I should book a room at Century Hotel tonight? Yesterday it was 520 and today it is 521. Wouldn't it be a bit difficult to book?"

"Should I order now?"

Ding!

At this moment, Goudan's cell phone vibrated suddenly, and Goudan was instantly excited when he saw the person sending the message.

He quickly pulled Su Han and said, "Look, Brother Han, my goddess has given me a voice!"

"Don't shake it, don't shake it, I'm not blind!" Su Han said silently.

Then, Gougan's face was excited, and his fingers couldn't help but tremblingly click on the latest voice message.

Then...

The voice of a man who seemed to be holding back his smile no matter how he heard it sounded in their ears.

"Brother, I'm sorry that I just woke up. We were too excited to play last night and didn't pay attention to it."

Cang Dang.

The phone slipped from the dog's hand, that handsome face was completely stiff...

On the side, Su Han and everyone in the live broadcast room seemed to hear the sound of broken dreams?

Do not.

It's... the sound of heartbreak.

Shrimp pork heart!

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