I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

"Do you think you are handsome?"

"Are you 1.5 meters tall?"

"Do you have a good voice, or can you sing or dance?"

"Hey, don't you still like to play games? How many chickens do you rank?"

"Also, you have been playing LOL for four years, have you been in the king rank?"

This series of questions directly confuses the boy, staring at his own bald brother in a daze, and after holding back for a long time, he suffocates a sentence: "I LOL gold..."

"Then do you have a good academic record? How many languages ​​do you speak? How many IELTS and TOEFL scores do you score?" The bald brother asked.

"I..." The boy was speechless for a moment and became hesitant.

"Then how much is your monthly allowance? How many Ws do you have?"

The boy whispered: "Three thousand yuan a month..."

The bald brother smiled slightly, and then said: "Then you haven't met the standards in all these things. What kind of scumbag do you say you are?"

"Do you know what a scumbag is? A scumbag is a top-level person except for not loving her, family, conditions, and looks."

"I really thought you said you were Yanzu, but do you really think it is?"

The bald brothers are very disdainful.

Obviously, this is his performance!

"A scumbag is a man who can satisfy all the fantasies of a girl. Except for not loving her, he is a man who kills others in seconds."

The bald brother took a look at the own warm boy brother, dismissively said: "Just use the technology of LOL, and I will throw the rice on the keyboard, and my chicken can move better than you!"

"Xiao Ming, if you think that Life is not Ruyi Scepter, and Su Yan turns on the front camera of your phone, you will understand that everything you are experiencing now is what you should be."

"Actually, you are really not a scumbag, but your complicated facial features, which conceal your few simple IQs."

Hearing this sentence, the boy was directly angry, but he didn't have any thoughts...

"You know what bald man, sometimes, I really want to stab you to death, but the thought of you being hated by your three girlfriends makes my mood suddenly relieved."

After the boy was decadent, he suddenly looked away and smiled at the gradually stiff bald brother: "Thank you for enlightening me."

"I suddenly felt so happy to be hit by you like this."

"Every time I am about to doubt my life, it is absolutely right to find you, my buddy!"

After speaking, the boy stood up and shouted: "Waiter, pay the bill."

Only the bald brother sitting on the chair, his face gradually turning green.

"I'm special..."

"The clown is myself!"

On the side, Lin Fairy's face was full of shock.

Damn it!

The atmosphere that my old lady finally brewed up was finally upset by you?

? ? ?

Lin Fairy's face is full of lovelessness.

She wanted to ask if she liked him, would you Su Han agree to be my boyfriend.

The results of it?

Disrupted by such a drama, Su Han, a straight man, would definitely think: a woman will only affect his speed at drawing a knife!

Ahhhhh!

Lin Fairy feels that this season he owes Su Han or something.

Why do things happen every time I eat!

The table is up!

Indeed, Su Han withdrew his gaze from the bald brother who was a little green on his head, and said in his heart: "Women or something, it really only affects himself to draw a knife!"

"I wear three green hats, so I can still be so strong..."

"Sure enough, I can't be too kind to Lin Qingyan, I almost let go of my own vigilance!"

"Never use it!"

Lin Qingyan turned her head and saw the vigilant look in Su Han's eyes, suddenly...

It's over.

The favorability that was built up from the Poisonous Chicken Soup blogger was just overwhelmed by this bald head!

At this moment, Lin Fairy was full of murderous intent!

At the dinner table, the steel straight man finally let go of his guard a little, and it turned out to be so yellow.

Lin Fairy felt depressed in his heart.

The two of them ate their food like this, silently.

In the live broadcast room, countless cultivators laughed wildly from the beginning.

"Damn, it's suffocating me. What happened just now, suddenly the barrage function is being maintained?"

"What's going on, it must be because someone said something bad just now. That scene was too violent and Sacred Land in Yaochi wouldn't let it be broadcast."

"I guess so, the century-old equality between men and women that we have finally established in our cultivation world, if we really want to lead the fight, those who have lived a few hundred years old will definitely be very active."

"However, I think the bald brother just now is a cruel man."

"Yes, there is a taste of the masters of the Western Regions Buddhism, hahahahaha, after preaching one by one, the boys broke the power directly."

"Lin Fairy is almost desperate. I have encountered this kind of wolf extinction these three or five times, and my mentality has exploded!"

"Poor Lin, Fairy."

At four o'clock in the afternoon, after eating, the two of them did not speak tacitly until they got home.

Su Han experienced another cordial greeting from his parents.

Zhou Qing saw Su Han entering the door and couldn't wait to ask: "Son, how do you feel going shopping with Qingyan today?"

"Huh? Also, okay." Su Han scratched his head.

It's really good.

Apart from...

"Mom, let's leave it alone, I'm going back to my room to review my homework." Su Han didn't choose to explain too much, and hurried upstairs after finding an excuse.

"This dead boy." Zhou Qing was a little disappointed.

It seems that the daughter-in-law is hopeless.

On the side, Su Long couldn't stand it anymore, and said directly: "The stinky boy is only 18 years old, what are you doing in such a hurry?"

"Now we Long Guomen have more than 30 million more than girls. If we don’t have a good relationship since we were young, what should we do when we grow up?" Zhou Qing eloquently said, staring: "Back then, you chased me when you were not sixteen, so embarrassed. say!"

Old Su Long blushed, coughed, and kept changing channels, saying: "At that time, he was young, frivolous and ignorant."

"If there is a chance to come back, I will definitely choose not to know you."

Su Han's mother suddenly got angry, and she grabbed Su Long's ears directly: "Okay, you, you seem to be very dissatisfied with me, have you been more courageous recently?"

.....

Su Han fled the battlefield. Hearing the screams from his father downstairs, Su Han couldn't help but shook his head: "Daddy is too dead."

Without thinking too much, Su Han just assembles the computer without thinking about it.

After waiting for several days, I can finally find my confidence in the game!

However, before he had waited long to play, the system prompt sounded in his mind: "Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the task of the host of angry chicken soup..."

"Reward settlement..."

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, get a reward..."

PS: emmm, how should I say, today I am a little out of the state, I feel deviated from the main line.

Tomorrow, arrange for a new girl from Yaochi Sacred Land to come to the world to guide Su Zhinan. What kind of type do you think you want? You can tell me in the comment area, I will pick it up~ By the way, if you can, give me some brainstorming~~ Hahahaha~ Guiqiu gift~

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