I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Along the way, Su Han was swollen with Lin Fairy's twitter.

"Brother Xiaohan, let's go swimming next week, it's too hot."

"Don't go."

"Brother Xiaohan, I think I seem to be a little fat." Lin Fairy showed his own figure, neither fat nor thin, just the perfect body.

However, Su Han said unceremoniously: "Little A mask, ridiculous."

One sentence directly made Lin Qingyan blush.

I was even more unhappy in my heart, thinking about how I should ravage Su Han after attacking Su Han.

However, at this stage, we still have to endure this inhuman torture.

what!

It's painful.

With a grin on his face and mmp in his heart, this is a true portrayal of Lin Fairy during this time.

Came to school.

Su Han sat down directly, then took out his phone, and continued to turn on the king's way out.

As a schoolmaster, the morning reading class is Su Han's free time.

The school teachers also know that there is a super student in the first grade of grade three, who always ranks first in the city in academic performance, but he loves to play games.

Over time, the teachers also let Su Han's behavior.

No matter how you play, Su Han is always number one.

The morning class is Su Han's free time, even the principal gave Su Han such a special treatment.

This makes countless students very envious.

"Brother Han, Brother Han, you are on fire!"

There were still a few minutes to go to the morning reading when the guy Gou Dan hurried to the classroom.

After arriving in the classroom hurriedly, Gou Dan did not return to his own seat, but went straight to Su Han.

"Huh? Why did I get angry?" Su Han put down his phone and frowned.

Gougan is not nonsense, just take out the phone, then open the slow hand and scarf, hand it to Su Han, and say: "You see it for yourself."

"The video where you were angry at the host of Poisonous Chicken Soup with Classmate Lin on the street two days ago is hot!"

Gougan was very excited.

He was also bewildered when he saw this video and this hot search.

I was thinking about eating melons, but who knew I saw a familiar figure directly, that is Brother Own Han!

"Oh, you said that Viagra." Su Han disagrees.

"Huh? Someone called me?"

A boy with a flat head pushed his glasses, raised his head and looked here.

Su Han waved his hand: "Viagra sits down, not calling you."

After taking the fruit 12 of the dog egg, Su Han rolled over his scarf, and the following comments were polarized.

On the one hand, Su Han praised Su Han for three views.

On the other hand, he scolded Su Han, headed by various female boxing big Vs.

This kind of post is called fighting post for short.

Of course, the comment section is fighting. This hot search was issued by the People's Daily, so it also represents a piece of information.

That's what the above said in support of Su Han!

"Hmph, a dead straight man, how could this kind of boy be liked, and he is destined to be alone for a lifetime!"

"Yes, that's right, these dead straight men really don't wanting face, they regard their small belly chicken intestines as filial piety."

"Upstairs, do you want to die of filial piety to me?"

"Your parents are parents, but our parents are not parents?"

"My parents worked hard to raise me so much, what's wrong with giving me some money? Wouldn't you boys let your parents save money for the aged?"

"Two-way road signs are so special that you can't mark them."

Su Han doesn't even look at this kind of remarks. Behind this kind of big V, most of them are teams supported by foreign countries, and then they may also be big guys.

Trashmen who do everything for money.

However, Su Han was a little happy when he saw that he was liked by the official media.

"Brother Han, how are you bullfrogs, were all praised by the official media. The angry chicken soup is really domineering, and he directly changed the way to greet his family." Putting away the phone, Goudan looked at Su Han with admiration.

Su Han's face was as plain as water: "Low-key and low-key."

"It's just basic exercises!"

"Brother Han, why are you so strong, can you teach me how to get one?"

"Brother Scream, give me a lunch bag for this semester again. Brother will take you to fly!"

Next to Su Han.

Lin Qingyan looked at these two business friends with a complicated face.

I really don't understand.

Why did you do so much by yourself? You Su Han didn't even look at me at a glance, but chatted with the dog eggs.

how?

Is it because Lin Qingyan's waist can't move anymore, or my face doesn't smell like a kiss!

In the live broadcast room.

Hundreds of millions of cultivators immediately became happy when they saw Lin Fairy's expressions.

"Lin Fairy, is this jealous?"

"I'm thinking, how desperate Lin Fairy should be now. In the past every season, he was surrounded by the president of warm men. When he was a student this season, he was ignored."

"No, no, you have to understand that men are true love!"

"Lin Fairy: Then can't I leave!"

Countless people found it very interesting to see the jealous look on Lin Fairy's face.

Although you can't mock mortal men.

but...

It seems that Fairy is also very comfortable to make a mockery of!

Technology has shortened the communication distance between people. Although Qianli Transmission has the technique of transmitting sound in the cultivation world, once Qianli Transmission encounters interference, it will overhear other people's words.

But now the technology is different.

In the past hundred years of cultivation world, countless kinds of science and technology have been stolen from the mortal world and brought back. Finally, relying on the huge resources of cultivation world, it has become more developed than the human world.

People, once Life becomes rich, they will begin to think about yin desire.

The cultivators are no exception.

"Brother Han, don't say anything else, as long as you help me pass the exam, you will be my brother in the future!"

Dog Dan said with a serious face: "From now on, my father's warehouse will be your warehouse!"

Gougan Dad: "???"

Su Han is very pleased. Googdan is doing very well and knows what he needs.

"My heart is very relieved."

Next, the two exchanged without anyone else.

Including the philosophy of life, there are also various grand questions, such as general relativity, universe space theory and so on.

There was even discussion about black silks wearing black stockings, and a series of ultimate topics such as whether they called black silk shredded meat or what.

Lin Fairy even tried to intervene several times, but was directly ignored by two people.

Gougan is now a person with an ID card.

After going back that night, he thought about Meditation all night and finally figured out why they asked if they brought their ID card...

The morning reading bell rang.

Gougan also sat back in his own seat.

Although the dog egg is gone, Fairy Lin has no chance to find a topic to chat with Su Han...

Because Fairy is going to read early!

And Su Han naturally played the king underneath.

However, a few minutes later, the bald head teacher walked into the classroom again.

"Ahem, classmates be quiet."

Hearing the voice of the old class, everyone put down their textbooks and sat and looked at him.

"Classmates, our class transferred a new classmate today, everyone applauds and welcome!"

Hear this voice.

All the students were confused.

However, the people who walked in outside the classroom later silenced the whole class.

The boys' eyes are almost staring out.

Under their shocked and puzzled gaze, the girl wearing a white shirt, a small tie and a pleated skirt outside the classroom walked in.

Standing on the podium, the girl looked at the sluggish classmates, with an incomparable charming smile on her face:

"Hi, everyone, my name is Liu Lingyue, we are classmates starting today, please give me your advice~"

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