I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Just leave it alone.

In the end, you shit you want to sneak back and go with two bottles of wine?

What's special about you, is this a human thing?

When you look at me and when I look at you, the two people caught a ray of shock and confusion from each other's eyes.

Of course, more is still stunned.

Who could have imagined that he was a man who seemed to like Liu Lingyue very much, but turned around and said to buy oranges, and then ran away.

This is not the most important thing.

The important thing is that this guy has obviously slipped out, and he has to run back to get the wine!

Is this too much!

In the live broadcast room, countless cultivators were very happy to see this dramatic scene.

"Puff, I'm so ridiculous."

"Previously, Fairy Liu's self-confidence also infected me, but..."

"How Su Zhinan did it this way, doesn't he know that he will lose his friends if he does so!"

"Hahaha, the last signature dishes that Fairy and the others ordered must be very expensive, right?"

"Blind guess Lin Fairy must be in a good mood."

They thought that the first male protagonist of this season would fall into Liu Lingyue's hands, but the result was unexpected.

Moreover, Su Han's operation simply refreshed their perception of straight men.

The waiter also sneered at the look of their two girls stunned.

really!

That handsome guy is right, these two are the kind of fake ladies who come here to eat, drink, and slaughter big money in the name of a blind date.

Although he is a waiter, he is also a person who hates this kind of pseudonym.

This kind of woman is really annoying, she has no capital, and she has to run out to cheat and eat.

If it's a man escaping the order, he didn't explain the situation to him.

This waiter must have asked Su Han to pay.

But...

Su Han also convinced this waiter by virtue of his own talent. After all, he had encountered this kind of problem on blind dates before.

"Two ladies, do you pay in cash or prestige?"

The waiter smiled.

Both Lin Fairy and Liu Fairy felt a surge of energy.

Depend on!

Be overcast!

In the end, it was Liu Lingyue, a later person who paid the bill.

"Swipe!"

Liu Lingyue gritted her teeth, took out a bank diamond card from her bag and handed it to the waiter.

After receiving this card, the waiter was a little confused.

Um?

Didn’t you say it’s cheating to eat and drink?

Why did you take out a diamond card after changing hands?

You must know that this kind of diamond card deposits in the bank must be handled by customers with more than 2 million yuan.

what happened?

Seeing the waiter in a daze, Liu Lingyue said with no anger: "What are you doing in a daze, quickly swipe your card to check out."

"Ah? Okay." The waiter reacted and quickly took out the POS machine and swiped his card.

Check out.

Liu Lingyue and Lin Qingyan walked out of the restaurant.

The expression on the face is as ugly as it is.

"This dog man!" Liu Lingyue gritted her teeth.

At this moment, her beautiful little face has no temptation, but a rare embarrassment and social death.

Um...

The club is dead.

Who made himself so confident before that he had already fascinated Su Han?

result...

This guy came to a backhand escape.

It's hard to talk about martial ethics!

Lin Qingyan is much better, and her mood is a lot more balanced.

Um...

At the very least, I had a meal that Su Han invited, which is much better than this fox!

Go to the car.

Liu Lingyue reached into the bag to touch the key.

After touching it for a while, I found that there was nothing inside.

I just remembered...

Fuck, this dog man took the key away!

Then...

Didn't drive the car away!

Liu Lingyue was shocked.

This is so special, what kind of brain circuit is it to forget to drive the car away?

Escaping the order, walking along with the keys of your car, but in the end you still don’t drive the car away? !

Seeing her touch for a long time, Lin Qingyan asked, "Where is your car key?"

Liu Lingyue turned her head stiffly, and said in embarrassment: "I was taken away by that dog man, he didn't give it to me!"

Lin Fairy: "???"

Two people’s minds are full of question marks, this is really not something human can do!

"Invincible, Su Zhinan YYDS!!!"

"Good job!"

"Although I feel sorry for the encounter between Fairy Liu and Fairy Lin, but... why do I feel a little dark and cool?"

"Grass, you are also a straight man, I have reported it!"

"I feel so good too, am I sick???"

"Brother Dei, you are not alone!"

In the live broadcast room, everyone was shown off by Su Han's operation, which was really shameless.

However, they actually looked very relieved.

It seemed that this was the Su straight man they knew.

Maybe it's because you have watched too many licking dog plots, but now it's cool to watch this kind of live broadcast of the chic painting style?

Two people stand where they are, embarrassing and don't want it.

Especially the embarrassing look of them holding the handlebars of the car in their hands and taking out their mobile phones, making people around them mistakenly believe that they are the kind of fake ladies who look for selfies in luxury cars on the side of the road.

"Look, these two women are so good-looking, but I didn't expect them to be fake ladies."

"Tsk tsk, the world is getting worse."

"Really not wanting face, it's not their car that can take pictures in public by pulling the handle of the car."

"You have to understand them, how can you catch a licking dog if you don't do this?"

The people passing by are all elites who come to Zui Xianju to eat. They are not worth more than one million, so it is difficult to make up their minds to eat here.

After all, a meal will cost tens of thousands of yuan.

Lin Fairy and Liu Fairy are both cultivators of the cultivation world, and my ears don’t know how bright they are.

The whispers of the people around them naturally couldn't escape their ears.

The two pink faces turned red almost at the same time.

Depend on!

The scene of the death of the society!

"Come on, I can't stay here!" Lin Qingyan's lips moved slightly and let out a low groan.

Liu Lingyue nodded repeatedly: "You are right!"

The two nodded and left this place of right and wrong directly.

It was not brought by anyone!

Especially the gaze of the people around, that is an embarrassment.

The backs of two people running away in the live broadcast room made countless cultivators laugh and wonder how happy they were.

"The perfect Liu Fairy in my heart has been ruined like this."

"So miserable two girls."

"Puff, the screen has been recorded, and I will post it later in Sect's chat group to let everyone feel the power of social death."

"Shocked! Yaochi Sacred Land Fairy was shocked by the death scene in the world!"

....

The embarrassment on the faces of the two women walking on the road can't be eased up to now.

Even the charming Liu Lingyueliu Fairy is not in the state at all now.

Just when the two people are tacitly walking without making a sound.

On the street, another man with a wireless microphone walked up to the two of them.

"Two little Big sis, I want to ask you a question."

The man is very powerful and does not give two people a chance to recover.

"Excuse me, can I increase your prestige?"

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