I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

As a professional game house.

Su Han is more than just playing a game, he has to get wet with rain and dew.

Not only eating chicken and king, he also plays Minecraft, CSGO, and many very popular large-scale games.

no way.

Xueba's last entertainment.

Su Han grew up in a free-range family, and naturally has a cheerful personality.

No matter what you do, there are no restrictions. As long as it is not harmful to the country, there are problems such as eating, drinking, gambling, and laziness, he is the most beautiful boy.

With an M416, Su Han no longer hides it.

He rushed directly to destroy the team, quickly licked the boxes of the three people, and picked up some useful supplies.

Su Han didn't say anything, and rushed upstairs with the M4, instantly winning a double kill!

Kill 23 people.

This is invincible!

Soon after taking the medicine, Su Han didn't stay there. He threw a grenade on the second floor opposite, and then rushed up from the first floor.

A flashing cover directly took the last two people.

[Good luck, eat chicken tonight! 】

And in the live broadcast of Dadoumei.

Countless water friends broke out.

"Fuck, fuck, what god-tier is this, it suddenly came so fierce?!"

"I saw the ID, han... This seems to be the third mysterious god-tier in Asia Server!!!"

"Hi, the old woman hit her gun!"

In the live broadcast room, the barrage that the water friends kept drifting by made the big idiot girl also stunned.

Um? ? ?

Did you match the top ten of Asian servers?

Damn it!

real or fake?

"Brothers, it seems that I did not lose injustice..."

......

The situation in the live broadcast room did not affect the two Fairy.

Because...

They are very angry now! ! !

"Damn! This dog man is really playing with us!" Lin Qingyan's face was full of grudges.

Obviously have the strength to destroy the team directly.

And let himself go up to death on his stomach!

This guy, the cliff is deliberate, so angry!

One thousand yuan was given out for nothing, but the result was not happy, and I was fed up!

Ahhhhh!

On the side, Liu Lingyue closed her notebook, her beautiful eyes full of charm, she was also shy and angry at the moment.

"I was called miserable, and was directly killed by a grenade by this dog man!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"I must capture him and let him be my licking dog obediently!"

Ha ha!

If Su Han knew about it, he would definitely give her these two words directly.

Just rely on you?

old woman!

In the cultivator's live broadcast room, the appearance of their little girls made countless cultivators laugh.

"Su Zhinan really still tastes that way."

"Brothers, is the next season here? I'm back again!"

"Director Su is still there, Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu are swollen again. It's really exciting. It's good to have a meal."

Soon, it's time.

11 o'clock.

The cultivator's live broadcast room was also closed on time.

After all, they are two fairies that have been sealed with most of the Spirit Power. Their work and rest are similar to those of mortals, and they also need to sleep.

This is also for fairness.

Every Fairy in the lower realm will be sealed with its own Cultivation Base, and can only rely on its own charm to attack men.

Otherwise, if the mental effect is fully utilized.

Liu Fairy can cause a tragedy alone.

Not to mention there are others.

Liu Lingyue put the computer away and said quietly, "My Lin University Fairy, don't you have any other way to approach Su Han?"

"Approach? How to approach?"

Lin Fairy has no expression on his face, and has no feelings for Ji Jiang Fa.

"Su Han, a dog man, doesn't seem to need a woman, so why do we join in the fun?"

Of course, I said so.

As long as Su Han's sexual orientation is normal, Lin Qingyan will not give up this task.

This dog man is related to own's life.

What is the goal of Yaochi people's life? Except for Xiuxian soaring, she is now the new female emperor of Yaochi Sacred Land!

The same is true for Liu Lingyue. After all, she has praised Haikou in front of the beautiful Elder, saying that she will definitely attack Su Han.

How to say you have to try your best to know.

Su Han is a dog man.

It's really annoying!

Suddenly, a bright light flashed in Liu Fairy's mind.

Hastily said: "By the way, doesn't this dog man like cars?"

"Let's buy two good cars, let him drive, and send us to school."

Although the idea of ​​buying a car for Su Han is a bit expensive.

But it's all trivial matters.

As long as you can get a chance to run for the election, after you complete the task, you can'treat' Su Han and send him tens of millions.

For their cultivator, mortal money is actually no different from waste paper.

Lin Fairy was stunned: "Hey, it seems to be right."

When this dog man saw Sao Huli's Porsche today, his eyes were as if he had seen a beautiful woman, without blinking.

"Then, shall we take him to buy a car on the weekend?"

Liu Fairy nodded seriously: "I think it's feasible!"

The two Fairy glanced at each other, no matter what, you have to try it out.

What about money, if you don’t have anything to sell, you will get money all at once.

The two hit it off.

Decided to take Su Han to see the car on weekends, and buy which one you like!

If Su Han knew what two people thought.

It will be shocked for sure.

Then say something expert!

Knowing to do what he likes, it's so clever and witty!

but...

No matter what the two of them do, they will never succeed in the strategy. After all... The Steamed Bun of Wang Zixiao really humiliated Su Han!

Don’t you know that nowadays boys like things they can’t grasp? !

Um? !

After the two decided what to do next.

Su Han upstairs also took a shower.

Continue to go back to the computer, then boil a pot of boiling water and soak myself instant noodles.

The man.

Is it normal to be sloppy?

Su Han is not too sloppy, the room is clean and tidy, the bedding is neatly stacked, and the room is clean.

There are several buckets of instant noodles with different flavors on his computer desk!

As a fat house, fat house water and instant noodles are all necessities!

"No new fan has been launched recently." Su Han turned around at station B, but didn't see any good new fan.

Somewhat lost and quit.

Then, Su Han went to the circle of friends for a while, and saw several girls who he couldn't control. Although they are not top-notch in appearance, they are really in good shape!

Unfortunately, none of them are Su Han's dishes.

We are really just customers!

Then, started the own game journey.

In the evening, when it was time to make money, Su Han made dozens of dollars in one night.

Not counting the 1,000 yuan given by Lin Fairy, a big family.

Not all women are Fairy Lin.

Ding!

Soon, the time came to twelve o'clock.

Su Han was playing a game, and the system prompt sounded in his mind.

[Ding, today's steel value is being settled...]

【Successful settlement of steel value! 】

[Congratulations to the host for completing the task of a straight man of steel and getting rewards...]

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