I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Su Han saw the silhouette of the two walking by, and the corner of his mouth slowly pulled out an arc.

Um...

Found a tricky target.

Now there are two bottles of smelly perfume in the backpack, and five hilarious cards.

Own...

An evil plan slowly emerged.

The dog egg drank a bucket of 1.5L milk tea, not knowing what kind of evil my own buddy had.

As simple as my dog ​​egg brother.

Gradually perfecting the plan, Su Han said to Gougan, "Gougan, I'll go shopping nearby. You sit here."

"Go go." Gougan waved.

Just don't bother me with dry milk tea.

Su Han smiled slightly, then walked out of the milk tea shop and came to a perfume shop. After arguing with the boss for a long time, he finally bought two bags for 10 yuan.

The boss is desperate because Su Han's smile keeps his daughter motionless.

If you don't let this person go, maybe your daughter will be abducted.

Su Han put his hand into the empty perfume bag, and secretly said: "System, extract a bottle of perfume."

In an instant, Su Han felt his own hand sink suddenly.

Su Han was also stunned when he took it out.

Fuck, the packaging is pretty good!

If you look at this packaging, if it is really beautiful, you will know that it is not a bargain!

Taking out the perfume, Su Han twisted the lid and sprayed it on a corner of the wall.

The moment the lid of the perfume is opened, it smells very pleasant and refreshing.

but...

When Su Han sprayed the perfume on the wall, a pungent smell instantly hit.

"vomit!"

Su Han retched and almost didn't spit out the milk tea he had just drunk.

"Fuck, what is this thing, why is it so smelly!" Su Han pinched his nose, his eyes full of disgust.

This is really stinking.

A bit like...

The stinky smell just pulled out and the durian meat were stirred and put into the microwave oven to taste hot.

vomit!

Su Han really felt this smell smelly.

Unable to endure the poison of this smell, Su Han ran away quickly, fearing that he might get this smell on his body.

And shortly after Su Han left.

A young couple also walked in slowly, holding hands.

This smell is fragrant to the first time people smell it, so the two people only think it is very clean and smells so fragrant.

There is no one around.

The boy directly slammed the girl against the wall, stared affectionately into her eyes, and slowly said: "Oh, selling Darling, you are so beautiful. The beauty makes me unable to open my eyes, and the beauty makes me suffocate... ."

Ga...

The sound stopped abruptly.

The girl was being attacked by sweet words. The artillery stopped suddenly and she felt uncomfortable. She hurriedly hugged the boy's waist and said coquettishly: "My dear, why don't you keep talking?"

Under her stunned eyes, the boy's expression gradually became ugly, even...a little nauseous.

The girl was puzzled: "My dear, what's the matter with you?"

The boy looked uncomfortable and suffocated his breath: "Selling Darling, do you smell a strange smell?"

Strange smell?

The girl shook her head blankly: "No, I think it smells good."

Boy: "???"

Then, the boy seemed to think of something, and pulled the girl off the wall, and then sniffed behind her.

Suddenly...

The boy's face turned directly into pig liver color.

3. After 14 seconds, the boy couldn't help it anymore, directly...

"vomit!"

With a direct wow, the seafood noodles came out.

girl:"!!!"

"Fuck, what do you mean? You told me that you ate seafood, and it turned out to be seafood noodles for 5 yuan a bucket???"

The girl suddenly became angry, and, this is not the most important thing, the important thing is that this guy vomits when he smells the smell on his body!

A few meanings!

The boy said angrily: "What happened to me eating seafood noodles?"

"It tastes better than durian that you fell into a cesspit and eaten hot!"

After speaking, the boy vomited again, and then left quickly.

Only the girl stood there with a blank face.

What am I special... Isn't it just brushing your flowers and buying some stinky tofu? As for what I said is such an exaggeration? !

.......

After taking out the remaining bottle, Su Han returned to the milk tea shop with two bags.

"Dougan, are you full?" Su Han could not help but ask when he saw Goudan was still working hard against the milk tea bucket when he came back.

Dogdan put down the milk tea and hiccuped: "Hiccup, ok, alright, burp!"

Looking at the empty 1.5L milk tea bucket, Su Han silently gave Goudan a big praise.

You deserve it.

The pigs I feed on TV are not as good as you can eat.

However, these are all minor issues.

Su Han shouted directly: "Dogdan, we'll leave after drinking. Let's go shopping, and then go to the Internet cafe to open a black and go back."

Hearing the open black, the dog egg is also energetic.

"okay!"

Then a strong man with a height of 8.5 meters and a weight of 150 followed Su Han.

The two went shopping in the pedestrian street for a long time.

Dog eggs also occasionally buy a braised pig's feet to chew, or just buy a watermelon.

Seeing the appetite of the dog eggs, Su Han was also stunned.

This is worthy of you.

King dog egg.

This appetite is really amazing.

Soon, Su Han happened to ran into Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue when he was walking to a stall selling doll accessories with his dog eggs.

The four of them faced each other, Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue were stunned, then smiled and said hello:

"Hi, Su Han Big Brother, what a coincidence?"

Of course, Goudan was ignored by the two directly.

Dogdan doesn't care, anyway, he has licked the goddess now!

Awesome man!

Su Han looked at the two of them, and after two seconds of contemplation, he slowly said, "What a coincidence?"

Lin Qingyan: "???"

Liu Lingyue: "!!!"

We all deliberately avoided you this weekend. Are you still here to make things difficult for us?

Can you be a man!

The people in the live broadcast room also started to laugh.

"Hahaha, sure enough, I still like watching Su Zhinan meet Lin Fairy and Liu Fairy."

"Straight man Su is as straight as ever."

"Su Zhinan, we are from the Cultivation World Construction Brigade, and we sincerely invite you to be the head coach of our Construction Brigade, with a monthly salary of 100,000 Spirit Stones!"

Lin Qingyan was tired.

I really don't know how to answer him.

Just after the four of them were silent for a while, Su Han retreated from earnestness and said with a smile: "Well, since it's such a coincidence, then I will give you two a gift each."

gift?

The hearts of the two moved.

When did the dog man get the hang of it?

Could it be that he also felt that he was too much and decided to apologize to us?

"Hey." Su Han took out the handbag in his hand and placed it in front of the two of them: "This is the perfume I just bought. I will give it to you. One person and one bottle are expensive!"

Lin Qingyan: "!!!"

Liu Lingyue: "?!!!"

Damn it, really, did the dog man really give us gifts? !

PS: Four changes, a total of eight thousand two hundred words have been delivered, ask for a gift, ask for more~!

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