I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Su Han couldn't help sighing.

This time it really doesn't matter to me. Originally, the smell shouldn't be so strong.

Su Han knows the dosage.

If you just spray it a little bit, it will only make people around you smell bad.

That is, the range of about one or two meters.

but...

These two tiger ders sprayed one-tenth directly, and I don't know how they did it.

Once you come in, the whole class will stink too much.

Su Han said that he can't recite this pot!

now.

The entire corridor has exploded, and all the students are shocked.

Damn it.

Did the school flower fall into the cesspit?

Otherwise, why is it so smelly? It's really smelly.

They can't imagine that two beautiful school girls that all boys like will fall into the cesspit and stink!

One by one, they all moved away from Lin Qingyan and the others in an instant.

"It smells, it smells really bad."

"Student Lin and the others fell into the sewer, right? A... ugh!"

"I can't stand it anymore, really, it smells so smelly!"

"I can no longer look directly at my goddess, what to do, teach me how to block my sense of smell."

All the students stay far away.

The whispering voices made Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue blush.

Dog Dan also looked blank.

"Yes, is it the smell on them?"

Gougan is a little unbelievable, obviously I met them last weekend, and at that time I could smell the fragrance two meters away.

What now...

A smell of durian + shit + fermented in the microwave at the same time...

vomit!

Dog Dan couldn't help but retching.

Here again, it's damn stinking.

In the cultivator live room, countless cultivators also exploded.

"Fuck, this is really wrong."

"It's horrible, what happened to Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu? Why do they suddenly smell bad."

"I am a Yaochi disciple. I report that today our Huang Elder also has a particularly unpleasant smell. I heard that Huang Elder likes to eat shit."

"???"

"Fuck, so amazing, Sacred Land Elder likes to eat excrement?!"

"Isn't it? The senior sisters also said that it was Huang Elder who had breakfast at the Outer Sect disciple's Maokeng this morning, and then did not brush his teeth, which temporarily interrupted the ten-year Elder meeting."

"It's so terrible, it's really terrifying!"

"Huang Elder is the Master of Fairy Liu again, hiss... I seem to have thought of an incredible truth."

The people in the live broadcast room exploded.

Moreover, after the breaking news came out, the popularity of the entire program was soaring, and it was about to reach the top of the timetable for a time.

The number of people watching the live broadcast reached a staggering 2.5 billion!

Horrible batch!

As the two parties involved, the expressions of Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue's beautiful little faces have also turned red from the very beginning to pale.

Fuck...

Is it really our taste?

But...

We did nothing.

and many more...

Today, I only sprayed the perfume from the dog man, and didn't do anything else.

Why?

Could it be...

Such a thought flashed in their minds at the same time, and then, their eyes were instantly placed on Su Han.

Su Han is also always paying attention to the movements of the two.

Seeing the eyes of the two of them looking at him at the same time, the absolute calmness obtained by opening the novice gift package immediately made power and calmed him down.

"Calm down, Su Han, you have to calm down, these two old women are strangers in the Divine Hidden Realm!"

There was such a voice in Su Han's head.

I looked at him quietly for three seconds, and saw that his face was still blank.

The two suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

But... if it weren't for Su Han, who would be able to do such a shameless thing?

The two of them just let go of this idea.

Later, Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu saw Su Han's calm and blank expression, but...

but...

He suddenly retreated one step!

Lin Qingyan: "???"

Liu Lingyue: "!!!"

Damn it.

Are you serious about taking a step back?

Just such a small action caused Lin Fairy and Liu Fairy's brains to explode in an instant.

It's really you!

The eyes of the two were instantly hollow.

Su Han's step back movement is really harmless, but it is extremely insulting! ! !

The two collapsed instantly.

In the live broadcast room, countless cultivators also burst out with overwhelming barrage.

"Fuck, fuck!"

"It's really Straight Guy Su who did it, so vicious!"

"Shrimp pig heart, it's shrimp pig heart!!!"

"Yao Chi Sacred Land Huang Elder Sect died before, and Lin Liu and two Fairy blew himself up in the same place. Straight man Su, how did you do it?!"

"I can only say one thing..."

"Well done!!"

"?? The one upstairs, I just played three little more points. As for you to snatch my lines?!"

In the live broadcast room, all cultivators were completely convinced.

Su Han is really a straight man.

This kind of spoof, no, it's no longer a spoof, it can be regarded as a scam.

Such a vicious plan...

Let everyone call...

Enjoyable! ! !

Really enjoyable.

Seeing the expressions of the two Fairy at the moment, countless male cultivators don't know why, they feel as if they are drinking some fairy dew, and they feel so cool.

From the soles of the feet to the scalp!

Su Han also grinned after the dull gazes of the two of them came over.

"I really didn't mean it! (〃'▽'〃)"

However, Su Han's self-righteous smile fell in the eyes of Fairy Lin, Fairy Liu, and countless cultivators who watched the live broadcast, but it was so evil.

Lin Fairy's heart was numb: "Here it comes again, it really is this dog man!"

Damn, dare to taunt us!

At this moment, the infinite killing intent rose in my heart, but...

When I thought that Su Han was not an ordinary mortal, and in the live broadcast, he couldn't make arbitrary actions.

otherwise...

She will definitely let Su Han know what is called a grave head grass two meters high!

Liu Fairy is completely gone.

At the moment she only knew that own charm was going to be weakened.

Um...

Because...now it's live streaming! ! !

Among the classmates' whispering and pointing, the bald old head teacher who came to inspect the early reading situation of the class also rushed to the scene.

The same was calm and expressionless, and asked: "What are you all gathering here, don't you know it's morning reading time?"

The students heard the voice of the class teacher and consciously made a way to let the old class in.

When the old class came in, Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue, who were standing in the center, frowned when they found that they were far away by their classmates.

"What are you two doing..."

The sound stopped abruptly.

Bald Old Ban's expressionless and calm face, which has remained unchanged for thousands of years, broke his strength in an instant, and his facial features were almost crumpled.

After a long time, the old class suffocated a sentence: "You two...Did you go to the toilet to steal food?"

Lin Liu Fairy: "???"

Studio:"......"

Damn it, you found it!

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