I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

The two looked at each other, silent.

There was only the crow's cry in the dog's head, and there was no other sound.

Because...

He found that Su Han was different from before. Although he was not serious before, it was just a show.

now...

You have learned to attack yourself with words!

Damn it!

Dogdan doesn't know how to say it.

Su Han is very indifferent, who is he?

A man who spends a thousand steel worth buying a complete set of methods of smashing people, it’s good to be able to resist licking a dog like a dog egg.

Still looking at yourself with this look?

what?

That's because you are my good brother, I will give you a Face!

After the silence, Goudan slowly said: "Brother Han, we are also good brothers who grew up wearing a pair of pants, so we won't bother me like this, right?"

"Um..."

"It's really not that."

"But you didn't wear pants when you were a kid. When did I wear a pair of pants with you?"

Dog egg: "???"

"This is a metaphor!"

Su Han nodded: "I know, I'm just telling you the truth."

The people in the live broadcast room are almost laughing crazy.

These two friends are really killing people, even if they are cultivators who have seen Blood Rain, they still can't help but want to laugh.

"Haha, Su Zhinan is really going to kill him when he smashes people."

"Only such a straight Su can attract me!"

"What a straight man, this is a macho!"

Soon, class time came.

The class after that was very peaceful, without any vignettes.

Lin Fairy and Liu Fairy are at home, each lying in the bed and playing with mobile phones. They are really embarrassed to see people.

afternoon.

At four ten ten, school is over.

Gou Dan and Su Han went to the Internet cafe and drove it for an hour and a half, and beat two chickens.

Didn't get off the plane and go home until six o'clock in the evening.

Su Han was also very punctual, and just got stuck when his parents got off work.

Because, if you go back early, you will inevitably stare at Su Long who gets off work early.

That can't work.

"Mom, I'm back!" Su Han shouted as soon as he entered the door.

In the living room, my mother was sitting on the sofa. When Own came back, she smiled and said, "Are you hungry?"

"Wait, Mom will cook for you later."

Su Han nodded: "Yeah."

Putting down his schoolbag, Su Han glanced at the living room and asked, "Mom, where is the old man?"

Usually Su Long got home from get off work at five o'clock.

Not at home today!

It's really strange.

Mother Su Han glanced outside the door and said, "Your dad should work overtime."

Su Han nodded and ignored too much.

When I came to the sofa, I picked up the remote control and switched channels to watch TV.

Mother Su Han also took the vegetables and walked into the kitchen and started to play tricks.

Cozy scene.

However, this scene did not last long.

At around 7:30 in the evening, supper was ready. Just as it was served, the door was opened and Su Long walked in.

Put the briefcase away and put on slippers.

Su Long untied his tie and went to sit down at the dining table.

Looking at the silent father, Su Han couldn't help asking: "Father, why did you come back so late today?"

Su Long glanced at Own, so depressed, and said: "Don't mention it, I went to the unit today, but the leader called me into the office and told me to explain my task."

"But..."

Speaking of this, Su Long's face suddenly showed grief and anger.

"The leader said that there was a smell of shit on my body, and then canceled this task for me!"

Su Han: "???"

Mother Su Han: "???"

As he said, Su Long looked at Su Han with sharp eyes: "Say, did you not flush the toilet today? You passed the smell of shit to me!"

Su Han looked blank: "What's up with me?"

Obviously it was the smell brought by those two old women.

It is estimated that they touched the doorknob, and then attached it when you went out.

Although very distressed, the old man.

But Su Han just wanted to laugh!

Ha ha ha ha!

Wait, how can there be a faint smell of alcohol?

At this time, Su Han's mother comforted: "It's okay, it's all right, isn't it just one task? Let's eat."

Su Long let out an uninteresting ‘um’.

Then he picked up the bowls and chopsticks and started to eat.

It seems that because he lost an opportunity to perform, Su Long's appetite is not very high today, but he didn't continue eating after eating three bowls of rice.

After a meal.

Su Han could no longer suppress the question mark in his heart and couldn't help but ask: "Father, what did you do when you got off work?"

"Did you go drinking?"

Humph!

Su Long's heart beat, and his face expressionlessly said: "How is it possible, I won't go drinking!"

Hearing the word drinking, Su Han's mother also shot her sharp gaze over.

Su Han squinted his eyes and said with a long "Oh": "Oh? Really?"

Su Long said frankly: "Nonsense!"

"Boy, why are you talking so much, don't you hurry back to the room to do your homework."

Su Han scratched his head: "Huh? Where do I need to do homework."

This innocent little eyes made Su Long choke for a while.

Grass.

Forget it, this little bastard has privileges!

"Then go back to your room and play the game!" Su Long said in a bad mood.

"OK!"

Su Long was relieved by Su Han's words.

"Father, what did you say about the taste of today's wine?" Just as Su Long relaxed his vigilance, Su Han's words rang slowly.

Su Long was using the TV remote control to switch channels to watch the news. Without thinking about it, he said directly: "Hey, what does Lao Zhang's Wuliangye taste like..."

Huh!

Su Long's body suddenly stiffened.

A murderous gaze swept over.

"Okay, old man, I dare to drink alcohol!" Su Han's mother's cold voice sounded abruptly.

Su Long's scalp went numb.

"No, Darling, I really didn't drink, I just aftertaste, bah, I just talked about last year!"

However, this explanation obviously cannot satisfy Su Han's mother.

Su Han's mother took off her apron, twisted it into a ball, and walked towards Su Long slowly: "I dare to drink alcohol outside. It seems that I have been too easy for you recently."

Su Long Khan was raining, and he scolded Su Han again and again.

It's really so worthy of own is so big!

"Darling, I really didn't drink it! You have to believe me, when we fell in love, this brat was just a tadpole, how can you not believe me!"

Su Han: "???"

Mom Su Han pressed harder step by step, sneered: "I'm not serious, what you said today is useless."

"System, use the hilarious card for my dad!" Su Han watched this scene and said to his heart.

【Hilarious Card*1 successfully used! 】

"Come on, do you want to sleep in the living room tonight or in the hallway?"

Su Long saw Own Darling's eyes almost turned into a real killing intent, dripping sweat on his forehead.

A group of Su Long was anxious, his brain was running frantically, and various sweet words were brewing, and he said anxiously: "Darling, I want to sleep with you...hahaha!"

Mother Su Han: "???"

The audience in the live room: "???"

PS: Today’s five changes, a total of 10,500 words are provided. I know that it’s not right for Lin Fairy to die today, and many readers will feel uncomfortable. Please don’t worry, I will update it in the latest chapter. It’s human, and it will make Su Han taste the fear of being dominated by his father. It’s not that I’m not correct in three views, but sometimes I can’t control it when I write it. Even more~

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