I! The Strongest Sprayer Of The Dimensional Group
Chapter 1 I Know I'm A Good Author
"What kind of stuff did the stupid author write? You don't create a sense of expectation, you don't feel good, and you don't write an outline. You are a Jill!"
"That's right, the plot is just a few hundred thousand words, and there is a face that changes every day. After reading your novel, I might as well play basketball!"
"The price of groceries for garbage authors will increase tomorrow, along with the price of your editor's vegetables!"
"I have never joined any reader group, this is my first time, where is the author? Come out and get beaten!"
Near noon, when I opened a reader group with less than 10 people, Chen Xuan couldn't help but sighed when he saw the remarks inside.
Life is really not looking forward to it!
When I woke up, it was another poor day.
Moreover, the readership is still full of vulgar words from a group of sand sculpture readers.
Is this interesting?
Life is so good and you people are so cranky!
No wonder in the beautiful scenery of this Singles Day, you can only pass the time by reading novels.
Unlike me, my computer hard drive is full of wives, and I can flip cards at any time.
Thinking back then, in order to let the young ladies have a gorgeous and sturdy house, I did not hesitate to buy a 10 terabyte hard drive.
It's all worth it now!
Of course, then again, who stipulated that as an author, you must be scolded but not refuted?
How many readers dare to provoke me like this?
The widows admire your courage!
The sound of the keyboard crackled, and Chen Xuan's rebuttal came unexpectedly:
"Although my writing is rubbish, the plot has no brains, and my thinking is mentally retarded, the readers don't hurt, the editor doesn't like it, I never code words, and I love Shuiqun, but I know I'm a good writer, after all, I'm thick-skinned!"
"I'm sorry, the results of this book are so bad that I didn't have to sign a contract, not even an editor!"
"You can spray people here early in the morning. I admire your vitality. You can be so leisurely all day... You must be single, right?"
"Don't force it, and force all the members to arrange it in the book. The per capita Zhu Yanxue is treated. If you don't think it's good enough, you can continue to increase the amount! Increase the amount without increasing the price!"
After finishing speaking, Chen Xuan's eyes were quick and his hands were quick, and he flicked the mouse, which was a big gag.
In an instant, the world fell silent.
Of course, in addition to being relaxed, Chen Xuan also felt a little ashamed in his heart.
Although these readers sprayed hard, but after reading the full text, they came to spray it, which is better than those who only read the free chapters!
So after thinking about it, Chen Xuan decided to code in advance today.
In the past, there was a chapter every day, and it was always delayed until nearly 12 o'clock to update.
If it was posted at noon today, they would definitely be moved badly, right?
So next, after opening the codeword software, Chen Xuan stared at the computer screen for more than an hour, speechless.
"It's not my fault, it's really not enough time, and I can't code it! After all, it is necessary to pay attention to the right time and place for such things as codewords. The article is born in nature, and it is obtained by a clever hand, and it is not good to insist on it!"
In the end, Chen Xuan reluctantly raised his head and sighed.
Immediately afterwards, Chen Xuan patted the desktop again, and said bitterly to the computer host: "You are already a mature host, it's time to learn to code by yourself!"
Obviously, the host computer did not give the slightest response.
After all, this is not some kind of mechanical cute girl who can anthropomorphize.
Although Chen Xuan has some doubts, if this computer host can really be anthropomorphic, the first thing to do is to give himself a punch!
"It's not that I don't want to repay the readers. Well, it's really not allowed. Forget it, let's go to the water group first!"
I don't know if it's because I have found an excuse, but Chen Xuan opened the QQ group with peace of mind.
However, looking at the screen, Chen Xuan could not help but let out a small yawn in surprise.
Because there was a new group chat in his account.
It's called "Zhutian Exchange Group"!
"What kind of group is this, a sand sculpture writer who doesn't write books well and imagines that he will become the protagonist of the novel all day long? In other words, now you don't need to verify people to enter the group, can you just pull in directly?"
Chen Xuan was simply unable to complain.
Authors like this kind of delusional disorder are the most common.
After all, this is about to become an occupational disease!
After thinking about it, Chen Xuan clicked on the group profile and checked the names of the group members.
Then, the corner of Chen Xuan's mouth twitched.
There are not many members in the group, and there are only six of them, but this name...
【Ordinary Discipline Commissioner Kuroko Shirai】
【Top Knight King Arturia】
【Amateur college student Ken Kaneki】
【Top Nautical Nami】
【Professional Maoshan Taoist Lin Jiu】
I was wrong, maybe I should take back what I just said!
This is not the author of the late stage of fantasy at all, but a group of two-spined apes who are incorrigible and incurable...
Oh no!
Coupled with the words of a ninth uncle, these people are not purely two-dimensional, but the scope is quite wide.
Returning to the chat interface, Chen Xuan found that one of the second-year patients named [Ordinary College Student Jin Muyan] was saying in the group with some twists: "That...you know what boys should do when they are dating, Will it make girls irresistible?"
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